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128 pages, Hardcover
First published April 1, 1984
Yes, these were the days of real adventure, real heroes and real villains. Now it was all grind, booze or thrush to get by on the dole.
You could say that Mick and Baldy were the true gentlemen of the west. Generous, treacherous, vicious and kindly with no admiration for the rich and successful. Yet the difference between them and me was that I liked working.
I prefer to write about people that are just condemned, maybe, from the start. You know, maybe their environment, or their parents or they don’t have a chance and they end up being despised. I prefer to give people like that a voice.
I followed the path deeper into the wood fighting through ferns which were as tall as myself. It was getting harder to follow the path and I was beginning to think I would never get out of this jungle when I emerged at last into a grassy but where the trail led upwards again. Then I spied a building on another path to the left.
The building turned out to be merely a hit, neatly boarded up and of no earthly interest, but beyond that was the entrance to a graveyard. It was a very wee graveyard and very old. The gravestones were dirty dark grey and standing at all angles. A perfect background for Dracula. I studied one big stone closely and could make out a fancy design with words written underneath, ‘Here Lies the Corpse of Jessie Buchanan’. On another there was a cheerful verse which I managed to decipher after peering at it for five minutes:Here Lies Tom,
His Life Was Squandered,
His Days Are Done,
But Yours are Numbered.
In the middle of all this creepiness was a wooden seat twisted and gnarled as a corpse itself. I could picture Tim of an evening coming out of his grave and sitting there peacefully with arms folded and legs crossed. So I sat down too.
Then from the wood there was a crack as if someone or something had stood on a branch while he or it was watching me. I could bear it no longer. I wrenched myself off the seat and ran past the hut down the path then up over the top of the island like a mountain goat. I didn’t stop until I reached the jetty, just in time to be caught by the mailboat returning.
…’Anyway’, I said as if the subject hadn’t been dropped, ‘these folks might be mates o’mine.’
He said coldly, ‘Its no’ likely. The daughter is a Sunday school teacher and her faither is Kilty Cauld Bum McFadjan, the Scottish Nationalist. I don’t know aboot the mother, but she must be another bampot. They say she leaves the door open a’ the time tae let the cat in and oot’.
I was surprised. ‘Surely no’ Cauld Bum! He’s not worth much.’
‘Don’t you believe it. He goes aboot fixing bagpipes. His hoose is stacked oot wit’ them. These bagpipes are worth a fortune. Tinker Geordie that plays outside the Clansman wid gie us at least a fiver for a decent set.’
This was different. Kitty Cauld Bum was a joke with most people. Especially us of the socialist class. He cycled about, delivering his pamphlets with his kilt flying in the wind like a bad imitation of Rob Roy. I never had much regard for the highland gentry, but he wasn’t even a real one.