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348 pages, ebook
First published June 4, 2021
If getting my ass kicked in the cargo hold had been the bottom slice of bread on the cilantro-flavored shit sandwich that was my kidnapping, the unnecessary defibrillation was the soggy top slice.
Striding toward us was the filling of the aforementioned shit sandwich—the goateed electramage, who had both hands outstretched on either side of him. White ropes of electricity leaped from every nearby surface on the ship supplied with electricity—lights, cables, antennae—and into his palms.
Lienna shoved to her feet, her back to the railing, and I scrambled up beside her, preparing for the sequel to our parking garage battle—Maniacal Mage 2: Electric Boogaloo.
“Sometimes, law and order and right and wrong come in second to surviving.”
Everything was garbage.
I mean, I was still alive, which was less garbagey than the alternative of being un-alive, but everything else was garbage.
“I’m gonna try something,” I whispered.
Her alarm was instant. “Now isn’t the time for a fake monster or a cute Keanu Reeves reference.”
“Wait, are you saying that Keanu is cute or that a reference to Keanu would be cute?”
“Kit,” she growled.