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Mary's Boys #3

Mascara & Bandages

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Ariel Merman is a new drag queen who finds a family at Hamburger Mary's. After a performance as Ariel, Zachary Cooper walks home in his makeup and is physically assaulted by homophobes. Zachary's worry that the attack has thrown a wrench in his good fortune is eased when he looks into the eyes of his doctor.Dr. Teegan Chau is a little lost after divorcing his wife and coming out of the closet, but he can't deny his attraction to the young man he patches up. When Zachary takes the initiative and asks Teegan out, romance is the easy part of their blossoming relationship-as they deal with an ex-wife and child, being a drag queen in a heteronormative culture, Zachary's lingering trauma, and Teegan acclimating to life as part of an out-and-proud gay couple.The challenges seem daunting. Can Zachary and Teegan make it through the rough patches and take a chance on love?

170 pages, Paperback

First published July 12, 2017

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Brandon Witt

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Brandon Witt's outlook on life is greatly impacted by his first eighteen years of growing up gay in a small town in the Ozarks, as well as fifteen years as a counselor and special education teacher for students with severe emotional disabilities. Add to that his obsession with corgis and mermaids, then factor in an unhealthy love affair with cheeseburgers, and you realize that with all those issues, he's got plenty to write about....


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Profile Image for Jenni Lea.
801 reviews302 followers
July 14, 2017
I’ve been waiting for this one to come out since I read the synopsis of it at the end of book two and it did not disappoint. A doctor and a drag queen? Sign me up!

This book didn’t turn out how I expected it to. Rather, the characters didn’t act the way I thought they would and I’m a little ashamed of myself to have made the assumption that they would be the typical stereotype that I see in a lot of MM books nowadays. You know the type – little femme boy who gets into trouble and has to be saved by a big strong protector (read: keeper) alphahole. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve enjoyed many a story written just like that and I was fully prepared to have this story read that way too but, to my surprise (and utter delight) it was something wholly different.

While walking home from Hamburger Mary’s, where he performs as drag queen Ariel Merman, Zachary becomes the victim of a gay bashing. Teegan, the doctor who patches Zachary back up, becomes enamored with the beautiful femme man and soon finds himself asking Zachary on a date.

This was my favorite book in the series so far. These two were so cute together! Teegan was especially adorable. Watching him get so flustered talking to Zachary on their first date was the highlight of my read. I just wanna pinch his cheeks!

The relationship moved at a slow pace, which was good, because both these men had some healing they needed to do before any kind of commitment was made. Teegan, though he’s had hookups since he came out, has never been on an actual date with another man. It was good to see him take his time and not rush headlong into a relationship.

The secondary characters were great too. I really, really loved Teegan’s ex-wife. She was truly supportive of Teegan and a good friend to him. I do wish we could have gotten to see Teegan’s little girl though. I like kids in my books, as long as they’re done right. I enjoyed getting to know Steven a little better as well. Good thing, since his book is next. *grin* ManDonna though… she got on my nerves a bit. Oddly enough, it only happened when she was Daniel. Daniel was just a bit too… catty? Overbearing? Something. I still love ManDonna though. She treats my boy Zachary right so I gotta give her props for that.

This was a comfort read for me. Even with all the angst it was still heartwarming and it left me with a feeling of hope. I’m digging this series and I can’t wait for the next book.


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1,989 reviews347 followers
June 15, 2020
This is the 3rd book in the Mary's Boys series, all set in and around a Hamburger Mary's in Denver, CO.

On his way home from Hamburger Mary's after a performance as his drag queen alter ego Ariel Merman, while still dressed as Ariel, Zachary Cooper becomes the victim of a gay bashing.

I was already crying when he comes to in the hospital, in pain and worried that the homophobic assholes who attacked him messed up his face and that he won't be able to perform anymore.

In walks Teegan Chau, his doctor, and things suddenly look up.

Teegan has only recently come out as gay, and while he's divorced from his wife, they share a little girl and have a great friendly, supportive relationship. Teegan has had some hook-ups with other men, but has never been on an actual date with a man. Instantly smitten with the younger, somewhat femme guy in the hospital bed, Teegan and Zachary agree on a date.

While the story had the potential to be really angsty, it actually wasn't, and there's a lot of inner strength to Zachary. He has a steely interior, and while he struggles a little with the trauma from the attack, he doesn't allow it to destroy him.

I loved that the author didn't rush the developing relationship. Teegan's adorkable awkwardness on their first date was super cute, but neither he nor Zachary jumped into a commitment - they took their time to test the waters and really build a foundation.

As Ariel, Zachary is free to be himself, instead of worrying about meeting expectations other men might have of him. I loved that the author wrote about a femme man and the misconceptions that come with that.

This book is the most heart-breaking and also most heart-warming of the series so far, as Zachary and Teegan, and the whole Mary's chosen family, deal with societal expectations, homophobia, the bashing, immediate family issues, and how to forge their own way.

There isn't a lot of steam here, and I for one don't need that in a romance novel to believe the relationship. Zachary grows into himself here, and Teegan finds exactly what he never knew he always wanted.

So well done.


** I received a free copy of this book from its publisher. A positive review was not promised in return. **
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1,712 reviews198 followers
July 6, 2017


We last met Ariel Merman at Hamburger Mary's being all kinds of fabulous with her drag mother ManDonna. Ariel is the very definition of a "fishy drag queen" (a drag queen with an extremely feminine appearance) and when Zachary is Ariel, it's not like Ariel is taking control, but rather she sets Zachary free. Ariel lets Zachary forget the loneliness, the fear, the insecurity, but when the show is done:
All of it swept back through, washing Ariel away and leaving Zachary cold on the barstool. Just a skinny, femme man, wearing makeup and a dress.
It's all the more heartbreaking when Zachary is assaulted on the way home and is severely beaten. At the hospital his doctor Teegan Chau protectively watches over Zachary, unable to stop his anger at the assault or his guilt for appearing straight and not being as easily victimized. The two men slowly begin a relationship during which each addresses expectations - expectations placed upon them by family and society as well as personal expectations of masculinity.
You think you’re too femme for another man to want you. That because you do drag and are skinny that you’re weak. You and ManDonna are some of the strongest men I know.
I love how this series keeps us in touch with the family at Hamburger Mary's - Cody, Steven and Pat, Vashin and Marlon (and they really are a close-knit family) and we get to see how that family deals with prejudice, homophobia, gay-bashing, self worth issues, societal expectations. I was really touched by Zachary's story and feel it's the most heartfelt of the series (so far.) 4.5 stars.

I received an ARC from Dreamspinner Press in exchange for an honest review.
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3,421 reviews400 followers
October 19, 2017
I didn't read the book about Vahin (and Malcolm?), after reading Dani's review, I think I'll pass his book, sorry Vahin. But this one I approved. Actually, I liked this one better than the first book.
Zachary is adorable. no wonder Teegan drawn to him. I liked the dynamic and good chemistry the two of them. I always curious about cross-dressing main character in my MM books. Good thing is, more of the stories are good reads and enjoyable. This one is no exceptional. I liked this. A lot.
I felt sorry about what happened to Ariel/Zachary that night, but he won't meet Teegan if he's not in the Hospital, right?
I called it blessing in disguise :)
I liked all the Mary's boys who really care about Zachary and become family he needed. Add Teegan in the picture, and it was perfect.
This is enjoyable, and I liked it that the angst was in the beginning, almost end angst is really not my thang :)
Read this book, you'll enjoy it.
Recommended!
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1,733 reviews31 followers
July 13, 2017
Okay, I have to say that this story is my favorite of this series so far. Zachary is so sweet and frankly quite adorable, he seems fragile at times and I just wanted to sweep him up in my arms and protect him. Teegan’s protective nature towards Zachary had me falling for him as well, and the fact that winds up to be so accepting of Zachary’s drag persona is a huge plus. When Zachary becomes Ariel Merman, the self confidence boost is unmistakable, and as Ariel Zachary really shines.

This story is more about the relationship development than the physical side of things (though that’s there as well), and the emotional side of Zachary’s attack and his recovery. With Teegan’s strained relationship with his parents adding a bit of a dramatic touch, when put all together these things make for a fantastic story. That both men are very true-to-life and easy to relate to makes it simple to slip right into their lives to go along for the ride as you read.

Mascara and Bandages really drives home the point that the people at Hamburger Mary’s are a family, looking out for each other in every way. It’s also the perfect example of how the family you make can be just as good or even better that the one you’re born into. The support they show Zachary is incredible, and they easily take Teegan into the fold.

Another amazing addition to this series, Mascara and Bandages was a 4.5-star read for me, and it’s one I highly recommend. You can read this as a standalone, though I think if you do you’ll wind up curious enough about the other characters to go back and read the first two books. This story is meant for readers 18+ for adult language and some sexual content, but also for the upsetting scene of Zachary’s gay bashing. Honestly that scene really got my hackles up where I wanted to hunt those bastards down myself…and the fact that the author was able to elicit emotions like this from me as I read shows just how well the story is written.
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3,774 reviews113 followers
September 28, 2018
This was a great story. I started this series at the end and then have been hopping around but I'm so glad I got to Zachary's story, or should I say Ariel Merman. When Zachary is the victim of a gay-bashing he lands in the hospital in the care of Dr Teegan Chau. Teegan is an out gay man but was formerly married and has a seven-year-old daughter. His strict Asian parents are not willing to recognize him as anything other than heterosexual so he does have quite a few inhibitions.

But there's something about Zachary that really intrigues him and when the two have an opportunity to date, they realize the spark is equally shared.

I like the way the author treated the slow buildup of their relationship, involving the gang at Hamburger Mary's and Teegan's ex wife as confidants. And the resolution to the bashing as well as the confrontation between Teegan and his parents. Nothing was simply glossed over and that made the story so much better.

I really like this couple and definitely recommend their story to those who love MM romance between a doc and a drag queen. Sweet couple.
Profile Image for Antisocial Recluse.
2,712 reviews
July 6, 2017
3.5 Stars rounded up. What I love most about this series of novellas, is the unvarnished depiction of human flaws and the realistic issues characters face. The opening chapter was pretty shocking and traumatic, as Zachary's smaller stature and femme appearance left him vulnerable to a group of gay bashers. Teegan Chau is Chinese, with unaccepting parents, fairly recently out, after being married and having a daughter. As Zachary’s doctor at the hospital, they become attracted to each other and ultimately, Zachary asks Teegan out.

The alternating POV’s follow their developing connection through awkward first dates, Zachary’s revelation about Ariel, Teegan’s daughter and both pondering obstacles and insecurities. Teegan is still good friends with his ex-wife and often uses her as a sounding board. Zachary has his Mary’s family, who are almost too much help at times. But even though some emotional fallout from his attack was shown, the narrative seemed unequal. Zachary’s physical and emotional problems seemed to be glossed over a bit and follow up that I expected from Teegan, as a doctor, was lacking. Also, for some reason, I couldn’t feel a strong emotional spark between him and Teegan, in spite of the well written scenes and dialogue. The low steam factor, though, was fitting for the story and the length of the book.

I did enjoy it overall, as Brandon Witt always writes quality stories. I do very much look forward to seeing what happens with Steven!

*An ARC was provided to me by the publisher, via Hearts On Fire Reviews, for an honest review*
Profile Image for Tamika♥RBF MOOD♥.
1,224 reviews146 followers
July 10, 2017
3.5 stars
Left wanting more. That is my initial thought after reading this. I didn't feel like it was finished at all. Felt like it left off in the middle of the story except it ended. I enjoyed this a little bit more then book 2 in the series. It starts off with a brutal attack. Both guys kinda deal with heavy life choices in this book. I do enjoy reading Witt's writing because I always get the most vulnerable and realistic feelings while reading his work. I love that he puts so much emotion into his writing and character development. My only downfall is that this book ended about 50 pages to short.


Zachary is alone. He's young, both parents are gone, and his own redemption is being Ariel Merman. While being Ariel Merman, Zachary's insecurities and self-esteem is completely gone. He doesn't have to think of his life, he doesn't have to think of his future, he just has to let Ariel take over and enjoy it for the time being. He's attacked and its left all his doubts, fears and insecurities come swimming to the surface. The only plus is meeting Dr. Teegan Chau. He's a gay man, but not out and proud. Instead he's swimming through murky waters since coming out to the people that matter a few years ago. The plus side is a boulder is lifted off his shoulders. He can live his truths and care for the people most important in his life.

I did like the two of them together. It was nice to see the relationship grown on page. I liked the nervous energy that each guy had. It is super new for the both of them, and I liked the realness of it. I could see these two being something in the future. I think with each other's personality they work well together.

Its really no surprise that I liked this story. I do enjoy Witt's writing alot. I love the series and can't wait for more. I think if you love reading about real problems, guys persevering, and falling in love then picking up the Mary Boys books shouldn't be an issue. Its a recommend for this series.

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716 reviews164 followers
November 12, 2017
Brandon Witt is about as fearless a storyteller as they come. There's no shying away from the ugly realities of our society, the pain and devastation some people (fuck those spineless dirtbags!) choose to inflict on others, including the those they (<<< maybe not dirtbags, but mos def spineless) are supposed to love and support and protect and cherish. That same fearlessness is engaged on the flip side in showing these all-too-human deep down embedded traits: boundless love, unquestioning support, devoted protection, and daily demonstrations of cherishing the people within our chosen family.

I need to be able to trust my storyteller to help me navigate and survive all of the emotions and experiences of their characters, and the roads full of unanticipated events those characters must travel before reaching their destinations. In Witt, I trust. I've done so since the first story of his I read, Then the Stars Fall. I know I'm going to be taken care of the entire way, without being spoon fed.

I love the way the connection between Teegan and Zachary is constructed. Slowly but surely, with some stutters, allowing each of them to explore what might be brewing between and around them. They each have some significant challenges they're working through, and neither is quick to realize or accept that they could do that working through together. They both hold confidence in their daily jobs, but it doesn't carry over into dealing with the intimate emotions of those challenges. Besides all of that, helloooooooo, can we say happiness to boot? Bonus! Grab that happiness, fellas. I know it's often much easier said than done, but I have faith.

In a few instances, there be some wandering into telling instead of showing. It's a difficult thing to avoid, especially in moments that are full of emotion. It's a subtle shift but, for me, they stand out because they're rare for this author. When it comes to how we humans experience and express our feelings, and the limitless variety of ways we do both, Witt is *spot* on in his showing.

ManDonna!!!!!!!! My love and appreciation and outright catcalls of HELL YEAH are as fierce as ever for you. You're the touchstone for all of these people in this family, as well as every person who walks into Mary's. I love you. You're a walking hard-on of a heart.

Teegan and Zachary, Zachary and Teegan. My, my, my, you two, there is so much more to explore with with you. And Ariel Merman. And how things progress with meeting friends and family. And so much more. Y'all deserve your own series. Jussayin. *bats eyelashes*

The Drag Queen and the Doctor: they're so much more than their titles.
Profile Image for Karen.
1,860 reviews91 followers
September 9, 2020
'Mary's Boys #4, Mascara & Bandages' takes us backstage at Hamburger Mary's as we meet Ariel Merman otherwise known as Zachary Cooper when the make-up comes off.

While readers have met Ariel/Zach in previous stories, just like Zach it's not until this story that we meet Dr. Teegan Chau when Zach is the victim of a hate crime that results in him being taken to the hospital.

Sadly what happens to Zach could easily be the headlines of newspapers across the world. Too often the inspiration for fiction can be drawn from reality and while I'm only going on supposition with this thought...I wouldn't find it surprising...sad, but not surprising to learn that this was the case for Zach's story.

For Zach unlike Cody or Vahin the staff at Hamburger Mary's has become his family not because his family wasn't awesome. Zach grew up with loving and supportive parents...unfortunately Zach's parents are no longer with him. While Teegan has an excellent relationship with his ex-wife, who wants him to get on with his life and be happy. His relationship with his parents isn't quite so simple. They love him...just not all of who he is and when he tells his parents about Zach...sadly in my eyes they fail him.

'Mascara & Bandages' for me worked a whole lot better when it came to the relationship between Zach and Teegan. Things took time to develop between these two men and there were obstacles and a set back or two but both men were willing to keep trying until they got it right.

I loved that Teegan was supportive of Zach without being overbearing and turning Zach into a 'damsel in distress waiting to be rescued by a knight in shining armor' just as I loved that Zach showed a core of inner strength and faced whatever challenge came his way no matter how scared he was internally he put on his big boy pants and did what he felt he needed to do. Being scared isn't wrong nor is it a sign of weakness it's how that fear is dealt with that truly shows what a person is made if. For Zach the fear kept him cautious but he never allowed it to truly rule his actions.

Once again Gerrod Larkyn has provided the narration for this story and with each story Mr. Larkyn's voices are becoming more consistent and I feel like he's becoming more comfortable with the characters as he gets to know them better and brings them to life for the listener.

While the previous stories were enjoyable 'Mascara & Bandages' is just a step or two ahead in that I enjoyed the romance as much as the rest of what was happening in the story and everything seemed to hold a better balance.

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An audio book of 'Mascara & Bandages' was graciously provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.
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2,775 reviews28 followers
July 13, 2017
Continuing the theme of this series, we have Zachary – a drag queen – who gets HORRIBLY attacked on the way home one night while still in drag. He meets a recently out of the closet doctor and the two fairly easily fall for one another.

There isn’t a lot of relationship angst and the ex wife is a dear! – but there is a lot of emotional trauma for Zachary to work through.

While I think the entire issue of masculinity could have really been delved into in a deeper fashion, I appreciated that there wasn’t a lot of hang wringing and tears. The cultural issues Teegan felt could have been expanded upon, but I was actually glad it was dealt with so matter-of-factly.
(It was a little light on steam and I wanted to see more of these guys physically since that was such an important thing for Zachary.)

I thought this was a very romantic and sweet story with a nice amount of kick to give it some depth.

(I loved all the mermaid mentions and I pictured Brandon’s Christmas tree the entire time!)

Recommended!
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2,440 reviews440 followers
October 16, 2017
Zachary's and Teegan's romance is wonderful. They feel an attraction right away and it slowly burns as Zachary recovers from a bashing.

Zachary struggles with some self esteem issues as a femme male as a victim of a violent crime. Teegan is dating for the first time.

They really really like each other and it is great to see.

The setting at Mary's and the bookstore is awesome. Teegan's steadfast courtship is sexy.

The circle of friends remains great as does the dealing with the intersection of gender and culture and romance.

I wish the heat factor was a little more as these heroes deserve more sexy times but it was a lovely read.
5,704 reviews39 followers
June 9, 2020
very cute and sweet.. short story with lots of love and laughter. very good and well written. i enjoyed it
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Author 4 books104 followers
July 12, 2017
Best of the series so far!

I've read all three Mary's Boys books, and I can honestly say that this one is my favorite.

By far!

This is clearly Zachary’s book. He is the newest drag queen at Hamburger Mary's, going by the name “Ariel Merman.” He's been in the series as a background character since the beginning, and has always come off as rather timid, and in this book you find out why.

Zachary has always viewed himself to be too thin or too feminine. As a result, he has a low opinion of how others view him. As his alter-ego, he allows himself the kind of freedom to be the type of person he really wants to be. Ariel is a mask that Zachary puts on in order to be who he really wants to be. I loved that about this book, the dichotomy between Zachary and Ariel, and how the simple creation of an alter ego can give us the courage we wouldn’t normally have.

Zachary is attacked and is hospitalized with some truly horrific injuries, some of which serve to further reinforce the poor view he has of his own masculinity.

Teegan Chau is his physician, and the attraction between the two is immediate.
You really need to read it to see what goes from there. You’ll be happy you did.

There are two things that I have absolutely loved about this series, both of which shine is this book.

The first is the sense of family that Hamburger Mary’s provides. Entirely too many LGBTQ loose their families during the coming-out process, the old saying that “blood is thicker than water” is put to the test, with disastrous results. We end up recreating those familial bonds with out friends, and those deep connections can last a lifetime. That idea is at the very center of this book, and it’s heartwarming to see.

The second is Brandon Witt’s use of races, ethnicities, and sub-cultures in this series. I have no idea if this is by design or merely a happy coincidence. But I’m hoping to see more of this as the series progresses.
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Author 104 books771 followers
June 17, 2020
‘Mary’s Boys’, a series around a set of characters involved in some way with Hamburger Mary’s in Denver, is into its third book, and I loved this one as much as the first two volumes. And while Hamburger Mary’s is a real chain of GLBTQ+-friendly restaurants in the US and the characters are fictional, they all feel as real to me as the restaurant. Led by ManDonna, a drag queen of considerable local fame and a supportive figure in and out of drag, leads her motley crew of drag queens with aplomb. Ariel Merman (aka Zachary) is a fairly new recruit, but she is already making waves (pun intended). She enables Zachary to let go, be creative, and be free of much of the pressure in his life as a man who is often seen as “too gay” – whatever that is supposed to mean. When Zachary ends up in the hospital as the result of a gay bashing, he meets Teegan, a Chinese-American who is recently divorced, who has come out, but is still trying to find his feet. Both men know what it means to be "different" and how tough it can be to find their place in the world, and this results in quite some tension between them as they define what sort of couple they want to be.


Please find my full review of the second edition on Rainbow Book Reviews.
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1,715 reviews26 followers
July 9, 2017
4.5 stars

The Mary’s Boys novellas continue to deliver fantastic stories with unique, personable characters. Mascara & Bandages features Zachary, otherwise known as the relatively new and fabulous queen at Mary’s, Ariel Merman. This is the third in the series all set around the employees of Hamburger Mary’s, but they can easily be enjoyed as standalones.

Upon reading the blurb, I was a tad worried this story would be weighty. I imagined it would be good regardless because I’ve really enjoyed the first two, but I had to get in the right mood to start this one. I shouldn’t have delayed. I was pleasantly surprised on just how well balanced Mascara & Bandages was. Though a traumatic event led to Teegan and Zachary meeting, there was plenty of humor, banter, and fun moments to offset the severity of the circumstances. Not only did these light-hearted moments brighten the tone, but it also served to highlight the characters’ strength and resilience. I also liked how the author acknowledged the lasting effects of Zachary’s assault. It was a process and the reader experienced the variety of emotions Zachary was left with as he heels and tries to get back to normal.

Both characters had interesting backgrounds which made them relatable for readers while contrasting with one another, giving each hero a unique perspective of the world around them and their place within it. There was a good amount of personal development in Mascara & Bandages that kept me completely engaged in the story. While the nature of a novella forces the romance to move along quickly, the connection between Zachary and Teegan wasn’t rushed in the least. The steady progression from the initial attraction to deeper feelings played out on the pages, and combined with a stretched out timeline ensured the relationship felt believable.

I thoroughly enjoyed the main and secondary characters, as well as the easy flow of dialogue throughout the book. But for me, Mr. Witt’s writing stole the show. Every sentence counted and some lines so perfectly captured an idea or emotion that I couldn’t help but stop, reread, and be wowed. While there may not be a lot of pages, Mascara & Bandages is a complete story filled with emotion, energy, character depth, and romance.

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3,407 reviews42 followers
September 30, 2018
Even though none of the books that I have read in this series has had that "thing" that I always have found in a Brandon Witt book, they have all been entertaining! I have really wanted "MORE" with every one of these books... more details, more emotions... just MORE! *headdesk* ;p

I will say that this was by far my favorite in the series and I am not sure that Stephan can knock Zachary off of the top spot... we shall see! *grin*
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Author 8 books29 followers
July 11, 2017
As much of a fan of the author as I am, I'm embarrassed to admit I didn't know this series was around! Problem rectified. Loved this so much I'm going back and devouring the first two quick smart. Real characters and a wonderful sense of family, the kind of family you choose for yourself-the best kind.
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1,178 reviews102 followers
June 17, 2020
*Received A Copy To Review From The Author*

I really loved this one a lot. I'm not even sure why I enjoyed it so much more than the previous books (not that they were unenjoyable, I just clicked with this one more for some reason). I really felt for Zachary and what he went through. I thought Teegan was way more gracious about his parents than they deserved. I love the little chosen family in this world. And it's particularly strong here, given what happens, though sometimes they got overbearing. I wanted them to let Zachary BREATHE. I loved the little moment at the end with Teegan's daughter. It was so sweet.
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1,182 reviews97 followers
July 24, 2017
3.5 stars

Cute, but kind of slow burn and a little weak HEA. I guess that comes with it being a short story.
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371 reviews5 followers
July 13, 2017
I really, really like this series of books. I am not a huge fan of novellas (I just want more!) but getting to see the previous characters make an appearance in the 2nd and 3rd books makes me crazy happy. I do love hurt/comfort books and I just want to smother Zachary with love. I am really loving the Mary's family and can't wait for the next story!
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68 reviews9 followers
July 12, 2017
Absolutely loved this, book! The characters are spot on and I can't wait to read more of this series.
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1,456 reviews31 followers
July 16, 2017
I was given a copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads.

I love this series and this is my favourite story so far. I’ve been intrigued by Zachary/Ariel from the start and Zachary’s story doesn’t disappoint. This story starts in a dark place - Zachary is badly injured in a homophobic attack and Teegan is the doctor who patches him up. Instead of feeling pity for his patient, the sense of belonging and love provided by Zachary’s Hamburger Mary’s family draws Teegan’s attention to his own loneliness and isolation.

Teegan and Zachary compliment each other perfectly. I loved their first awkward attempts at dating - Teegan’s first ever date with a man. Teegan struggles for confidence after his attack while Teegan struggles to balance his own needs against his parents’ expectations. I love the way these two make each other stronger even as they endure an incredibly uncomfortable first date.

I love Zachary’s experiences as Ariel Merman. The confidence he feels as his drag persona is wonderful and I enjoyed the rehearsals and Ariel’s complicated make-up and elaborate costume routines. Ariel’s relationship with her drag mother is special and I always love Mandonna!

Teegan’s relationship with his ex-wife is really sweet and I his interactions with his daughter were lovely (though I’m glad the child stayed at the edge of the story).

By this third book, we know the Hamburger Mary’s family well and I enjoy the characters more with each story. Watching all the characters pull together and care for Zachary while he recovers was really lovely. These books always feel like a warm hug and I really needed this book today.
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746 reviews30 followers
July 13, 2017
The Mary’s Boys series by Brandon Witt has truly conquered me, I’m enjoying every new installment the author releases. I think Mascara & Bandages is my favorite novellas so far, maybe because I’m a huge fan of the Little Mermaid and so I was gone for Ariel Merman since I first saw her. Maybe because I like my characters to be a little bandaged and here, apart from the physical healing Zachary will need to do, both MCs had gone through rough phases in their lives, and their suffering made them more real. I felt Zachary be scared, be lonely and then be loved and protected. And I saw him being fabulous when he is Ariel. I liked to see Zachary and Teegan together, how they were soon attracted to each other but wait to tumble in bed because no sex on first date, per Zachary’s rule. And they were surrounded by new small characters like Kelly, Teegan ex-wife, an amazing woman, supportive and funny, and their little daughter.

Apart from the well done writing, which it’s not a surprise, by now I think everyone is pretty aware the author can write, I adored I was able to meet again my favorite people in the series, ManDonna, Pat, and all the people who took care of Zachary and act as his family like they already did with Cody in Nachos & Hash. I hope there will be more chances to meet all of them together again, who will be the next person to get his HEA?

The cover art by AngstyG follows the style of the cover of the previous book, it’s well done and fitting the story. I like it.
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Author 35 books129 followers
July 12, 2017
Mascara & Bandages is the third book in Brandon Witt’s Mary’s Boys series and a very welcome addition to what is quickly becoming a favourite collection for me. With every book in this series I’m falling more in love with Hamburger Mary’s. The sense of family between the people who own, work in, and frequent the place makes my heart sing. The place is slowly turning into a microcosm of my ideal world; Hamburger Mary’s reality in these books (and maybe also in real life?) is what the rest humanity should be striving for. Togetherness, unconditional love and support, and a non-judgmental environment shouldn’t be too much to ask for. It should be the norm.

Okay, that’s enough about my personal world view. Let’s get back to Zachary and Teegan’s story.

I should start with a warning. The story starts with a shocking and heartbreaking act of violence which was hard to read for me and may be a trigger for others. It was one of those scenes I wanted to be able to read with my eyes closed, if you know what I mean. My heart broke for poor Zachary, but the healing started almost immediate. Doctor Teegan Chau is exactly who and what Zachary needs in order to heal both physically and mentally.

Teegan isn’t without a few issues of his own. He was late coming out of the closet, trying for as long as he possibly could to live up to his traditional parent’s expectations. Now out and divorced, he hasn’t actually dated a man before. Zachary entering his life, even if it is under the worst of circumstances, is what he needs to take the next step, even as he knows that it may lead to a further estrangement between him and his parents.

I loved that this story didn’t have one ‘strong’ guy being there to support and help the ‘weaker/damaged’ guy to realise his worth and deal with the world. Zachary and Teegan both fear that who they are and/or what they do may make them less in the eyes of other gay men. Here we have two men with doubts about themselves who help each other to the realisation that they are good enough, man enough, and loveable enough. These two men are each other’s equal from start to finish, and together they grow stronger, gain confidence. I enjoyed every single step of their journey and, if you’d listened carefully, you could have heard me cheering from the sidelines.

There were so many deeply touching scenes in this story. The one that really got to me was the moment Teegan shaves Zachary’s face. So much care. Such tenderness and deep trust. It took my breath away. I loved that Brandon Witt avoided all the obvious opportunities to introduce (more) angst into the story. Sure both men had their doubts and second thoughts, but both were also brave enough to keep on moving forward, trusting each other and their developing feelings to see them through and keep them safe.

Ariel Merman is a stunning creation. I fell in love with her from the very first moment. I adored how she was Zachary and yet so much more. Ariel gave Zachary the courage and focus to live fully despite any doubts and fears. And honestly, what's not to love about a merman based on the Little Mermaid story?

As in the previous books, the side characters were stars in their own right. I’ve mentioned above how I feel about the Hamburger Mary cast and I’ll refrain from waxing lyrical again. In this book we also meet Kelly, Teegan’s ex-wife who is his staunchest supporter and a wonderful antidote to his cold parents.

All in all this was, once again, a wonderful, uplifting and delightful reading experience. I’ve only just finished reading Mascara & Bandages and already find myself eagerly awaiting my next journey into this wonderful world. Is it time for Deeds & Confetti yet? And should I ever make it to Denver, I know exactly which establishment will be at the top of my lists of places to visit
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1,552 reviews9 followers
July 12, 2017
*Copy provided to Bayou Book Junkie by Dreamspinner Press for my reading pleasure in hopes of an unbiased opinion, a review was not a requirement.*

Mascara & Bandages is Book 3 in Brandon Witt's Mary's Boys novella series. These books could probably be read as standalones but I don't think you'll get the full enjoyment of Mary's or all of its characters if you didn't read all these novellas in the appropriate order. The author has built an entire world in this story, and you really should do it justice by reading all of them! And they're novellas, so you could easily just read them all in a day!

In the previous books, we were introduced to Zachary but didn't know much about him except he was the new drag queen at Hamburger Mary's. Outside of Hamburger Mary's, he leads a very solitary life. He had wonderful, supportive parents, but has lost both of them at a young age. He lives alone and runs the bookstore his parents left him. He's very shy, but when he becomes Ariel Merman, he's brought out of his shell. Unfortunately, on his way home from Mary's he comes to the attention of three men who have been targeting gay men and Zachary ends up hospitalized in bad condition. When he's finally awake and needs the support, he learns that his friends at Mary's are his family as they band together to take care of him. But Zachary has a new member to add, the doctor who treated him at the hospital, Teegan. Teegan has just recently come out to his family, and with some work, he and his ex-wife have maintained their friendship and family for their daughter. Teegan accepts that he's gay, but he's never acted on his feelings and he can't get Zachary out of his mind.

This series is just full of characters! I've loved every member of Hamburger Mary's that we've met. They live life to the fullest and express their love to each other. Some seem so crazy and over the top (ManDonna), but I wouldn't have them any other way! Zachary was heartbreaking in his loneliness but with the help of the Mary's group and Teegan, he learns how to let others in his life and love the family he's become a part of. Teegan was the perfect man, to be honest. He's a doctor so he's able to understand what Zachary is experiencing after his beating; he's open to a relationship and he's not afraid to be with a man. He's unafraid to tell his parents about Zachary, even though he knew how they would react and that he would lose them. Teegan is comfortable with himself and accepts himself and I think that makes a big difference with a character.

I loved this story and it may be my favorite of the series so far, but there was some horrific violence in the story that was hard to read. And, not that I don't read books with violence, but there was something about this that was harder for me. I cried through the attack on Zachary and his conversation with Teegan regarding his medical issues. The author did such a great job writing this whole novella that my heart broke for what Zachary was undergoing and I was so happy for him to get his HEA. I highly recommend you read this series, it just continues to get better with each new addition!

Rating: 5++++ stars!
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397 reviews12 followers
July 13, 2017
 
Brandon Witt’s Mascara & Bandages brings the fears and fortitude of a drag queen to chilling reality. And yet the tone is so gently hopeful I almost wished I could enter the world he created.

By day Zachary Cooper feels honored to man the bookstore his parents built before their deaths. At night, he performs as a drag queen named “Ariel Merman,” at Hamburger Mary’s, where he’s found home within a circle of friends. Or, at least, he did work there, until hospitalized by a brutal gay bashing.

Three years divorced after coming out as gay, Dr. Teegan Chau doesn’t understand what attracts him to Zachary, who arrives with face make-up, a broken arm and ribs, and a crushed testicle. Perhaps it is because Zachary faces life straight-on, unlike Teegan’s stoic, disappointed parents, who haven’t once broached his orientation since he came out to them.

Zachary has always been self-conscious. “The guys who were into twinks found him too effeminate.” After his assault and losing a testicle, he is more insecure. And Dr. Chau has never dated a man. How can they possibly navigate their attraction?

Drag queens are rarely depicted as wholesome. Sure, many people’s brashness is thin cover for hearts of gold.

But Witt brings us men with the courage to show their vulnerabilities. As a mutual friend says of Zach and his “drag mother,” ManDonna:

“You think you’re too femme for another man to want you. That because you do drag and are skinny, you’re weak. You and ManDonna are some of the strongest men I know. You both show it in different ways, but both of you are tough enough to do exactly whatever the f**k you want to do, regardless of what anyone else says. That’s sexy.”

I love how Witt explores identity. Can Teegan redefine himself to break free from his parents’ internalized contempt? Likewise, when and where does Zachary end and his persona as Ariel begin? “Ariel didn’t take control of Zachary. She set him free.”

To reveal these elements doesn’t give away the story. Because Mascara & Bandages isn’t really about what happens, but how. The novella invokes a mood - slow, dreamy, and befitting a merman, emerging from a sea of confusion, with a breath of fresh love.

This is the third novella in Witt’s series, but I wouldn’t have known it. I’m gonna play catch-up and eagerly await the next edition, probably while heading to the real Hamburger Mary’s in my area!
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9,123 reviews521 followers
July 21, 2017
A Joyfully Jay review.

5 stars


Mascara & Bandages is the third installment in Brandon Witt’s Mary’s Boys series and my favorite thus far. I truly fell in love with Ariel Merman, aka Zachary Cooper. Written with incredible sensitivity towards the many losses Zachary has experienced in his life, this character loomed larger than life in this novel and not only because he was a stunning drag queen. This particular book in the series must have been challenging to write due to the on page gay bashing scene that set the stage for our hero to meet his love interest, Dr. Teegan Chau. Witt showed great restraint while giving us just enough shocking violence to allow for us to understand the horrible impact such an attack has on both the victim and the community he lives in. I was struck immediately by the way in which Witt used this moment in Zachary’s life to empower the young man—yes, you read that correctly, empower Zachary. He has to reclaim his life and no one could do that but him. The author gave his man the necessary support system, including the doctor who sees him initially at the hospital and the entire crew at Mary’s, along with therapists, etc. but it is clear that Zachary is the one who finally comes to terms with the fact that he can either give his power away to brutal criminals or own it—and own it he most certainly does.

This novel was truly beautiful. The growing interest between Teegan and Zachary was so innocent and tentative that I was immediately swept up into their courtship. Zachary comes to grips with the loss of his parents and those things he views as his own personal flaws—flaws that Teegan quickly assures him are all in his mind. Nothing is a slam dunk in this story, instead every milestone that is achieved is hard earned but done so with delicate and tender support from each other. These two men genuinely fall in love and it is, at times, so fragile that a mere whisper could scuttle the entire thing. But the strength it takes each of them to achieve final happiness, to stand up to their demons, so to speak, is a wonder to behold.

Read Sammy’s review in its entirety here.
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Author 6 books23 followers
July 12, 2017
Reviewed for Rainbow Gold Reviews. A copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

I reviewed the first two books of this series so I was excited when this book came out and wanted to review it, too. The Mary’s Boys series revolves around a Hamburger Mary’s in Denver, CO. I like the tour the author gives us of the area. Besides the Hamburger Mary’s restaurant, there are a few other places that make me want to go to Denver so I can see them too. I am definitely scheduling a trip to the nearest Hamburger Mary’s to me soon.

Each book lays out such a different tale from the others as each set of main characters have to face different issues of being gay in their culture. The stories aren’t predictable and I enjoy their uniqueness. In Mascara & Bandages, Zachary is a drag queen. Performing on stage sets a part of himself free and allows him to embrace of his effeminate-ness. Outside of performing, he doesn’t feel that he can attract other men, being femme. He also knows that he is vulnerable to bullying and violence because of his stature. Unfortunately, his worse fears come true.

But from the darkness comes a silver light. Dr. Teegan Chau is immediately drawn to Zachary even though he is a patient. For Teegan, growing up Chinese, there were cultural expectations of him. He tried to be what his parents wanted, but eventually he found the strength to be himself. After Zachary is released from the hospital, the two men pursue the attraction between them. But there are hurdles for them to face. Zachary has flashbacks to the night he was hurt, and Teegan has parents who would prefer he hide his sexuality forever. Not to mention a young daughter.

There is a sweet love story between Teegan and Zachary, but it’s also a story of courage and self acceptance. I love the supporting characters, most who have appeared in other books and I love the addition of Teegan’s ex wife who is super supportive of him. The employees at Hamburger Mary’s are a family and I love how they all support each other also. I definitely recommend this story as well as the whole series.

9/10 Pots of Gold (90% Recommended) – Compares to 4.5/5 Stars
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2,669 reviews244 followers
July 17, 2017
Oh my, but how I loved this! The pivotal homophobic assault aside (and I will get to that in a moment), Mascara & Bandages was just so lovely . . . so sweet . . . and so adorably sexy. What did I love about it so much, you ask? Well, how about a drag queen mermaid, who owns a bookstore, and who is so totally a bottom? It is like Brandon Witt peered into my heart and gave me everything I could want in a gay romance.

Zachary Cooper is a shy, nervous young man who only truly comes alive when he's on stage, strutting himself as Ariel Merman. One night, after a show, all the pain and darkness of his life comes crashing down on him, reminding him he is "Just a skinny, femme man, wearing makeup and a dress." It is on his walk home that he is attacked, with the assault landing him in the hospital . . . where he meets the stunningly handsome Dr. Teegan Chau.

That assault continues to haunt both Zachary and Teegan throughout the story, but every cloud has a silver lining, and not only did it bring them together, but it reminds them of who matters most in their lives, whether those families are chosen or biological. On that note, they are surrounded by a wonderful cast of characters, who help make the story come alive, but it is the budding romance between these two shy, tentative young men that is so wonderful to explore. Witt takes things slowly, giving us awkward exchanges of hints and innuendo, a lovely first date, the first tentative stirrings of intimacy, and some wonderfully suggestive moments of eroticism.

Mascara & Bandages has its moments of darkness. It is a realistic story that explores the challenges of coming out and being gay, but it is also one in which true love emerges triumphant. I loved these boys and would be delighted to encounter them again.


As reviewed by Sally at Bending the Bookshelf
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