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192 pages, Paperback
First published February 1, 2001
Hunters like categories they can tailor to their needs. There are the 'good' animals—deer, elk, bear, moose—which are allowed to exist for the hunter’s pleasure. Then there are the 'bad' animals, the vermin, varmints, and 'nuisance' animals, the rabbits and raccoons and coyotes and beavers and badgers, which are disencouraged to exist. The hunter can have fun killing them, but the pleasure is diminished because the animals aren’t 'magnificent.'(Not that she doesn’t also have a sense of humor about it):
Camouflaged toilet paper is a must for the modern hunter, along with his Bronco and his beer. Too many hunters taking a dump in the woods with their roll of Charmin beside them were mistaken for white-tailed deer and shot. Hunters get excited. They’ll shoot anything—the pallid ass of another sportsman or even themselves.Destruction of the Everglades:
Ninety percent of the wading bird population has disappeared in fifty years, and gradually (quickly) 'one of the rarest places on earth' (as it is so frequently described) located conveniently (unfortunately) one hour from Miami, has become a horror show of extirpated species. On land, a water park with no water; at sea, a sick marine estuary turning into a murky, hyper-saline, superheated lagoon.Animal rights activism (the longest essay):
The call for a new, less anthropocentric ethic, an awakening, never acknowledges the reality, the difficulty of the animals in a new order. Changing the status of animals is discounted as a peripheral, even unworthy, concern.And humanity’s insistence on continuing to procreate:
Babies, babies, babies. There’s a plague of babies. Too many rabbits or elephants or mustangs or swans brings out the myxomatosis, the culling guns, the sterility drugs, the scientific brigade of egg smashers. Other species can 'strain their environments' or 'overrun their range' or clash with their human 'neighbors,' but human babies are always welcome at life’s banquet. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome—Live Long and Consume!There are, too, a few less caustic entries. One of my favorites pairs a reflection on sharks with a poignant examination of the life and death of Plasmatics vocalist and later solo musician Wendy O. Williams. Another describes the author’s efforts to preserve her one-acre property along a Florida lagoon in the face of inevitable encroaching development. She ends up building a ten-foot concrete-block wall to shield her ecological paradise from the increasingly busy bay access road. In the end when she has to move, she does manage to win a tiny victory for land preservation, and her tenacity in achieving that probably says more about her character than anything else revealed in the book. Finally, one of the later pieces pays tribute to a favorite dog who mysteriously turns against her.