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144 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 22, 2019
... spend these years thrashing about in the middle of a big lake, out of breath, flagging from the tedium of swimming.Presumably, the writer is the author, herself, and this book, a piece of autofiction. She decides she needs a change and at the invitation of an acquaintance who owns a salon, she retrains as a chiropodist / podiatrist and will, eventually, join Flocke and Tiffy at Tiffy’s salon in Marzahn, Germany.
... came up against revulsion, incomprehension and, the hardest to bear, sympathy. From writer to chiropodist—what a spectacular comedown. I had forgotten how much people, the looks on their faces and their well-meant advice, got on my nerves.But, she thought,
I wasn’t going to wait around for them. I had two strong hands that could do a worthwhile job. It wouldn’t be an easy start, but it would be glorious, like all beginnings.And she absolutely did a worthwhile job, her clients appearing to truly appreciate all she did for them in the hours they spent together. This sweet little novella was akin to a diary, as a slice of her clientele was introduced to us—15 mostly elderly clients, every one of them memorable in their own way. She summed it up best here:
You’re at an age when your child’s youth takes you back to your own, but your partner’s illness has turned you from lover into carer. Surfacing in the middle of the big lake and swimming on, there’s plenty you can see, plenty you are familiar with and even more you can imagine. You’re at an age when, if you’re at the start of an adventure, thoughts of how it will end are already creeping in on the quiet. My middle years, working as a chiropodist in Marzahn, will have been good years.4.5 rounded to 5 “Slice-of-Life” stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The middle years, when you're neither young nor old, are fuzzy years. You can no longer see the shore you started from, but you can't yet get a clear enough view of the shore you're heading for. You spend these years thrashing about in the middle of a big lake, out of breath, flagging from the tedium of swimming. You pause, at a loss, and turn around in circles, agaon and again. Fearsets in, the fear of sinking halfway, without a sound, without a cause.
Flocke signals for a third round of Aperol Spritzes, while I launch into an ode to Marzahn and its inhabitants, who moved there forty years ago, now bravely coming to the end of their lives, with their walking frames, their oxygen cylinders and their state pensions, sometimes spending whole days without speaking to another soul, pouring out their famished hearts to us when they come to the salon, gratefully absorbing every touch, happy for once not to be treated like imbeciles in the place that Tiffy, our dear little Tiffy, has built all on her own. Tiffy stares at me with her deep brown eyes welling up, then she loses the fight against her tears of emotion when I cry out, 'Our work is priceless! Our clients are the best! Marzahn, mon amour!'
'Oh God, the writer in her's coming out!' says Flocke, grinning.
'And so it must, honeybunch,' I say. 'Man shall not live by feet alone.' - excerpt from the chapter Work Outing in Marzahn, Mon Amour