A day in the life of the Devil should be exhilarating—lying, stealing, cheating at poker and finally beating Mr. Rogers… Life should be wonderful. Right? Wrong.
The love of my dastardly immortal life is eating everything that isn’t nailed down and tried to behead me over a chocolate croissant. While I take chocolate croissants very seriously, I do believe decapitation is somewhat harsh.
My daughters, the Seven Deadly Sins, are driving me to drink. Getting them mated off and the hell out of Hell is at the top on my agenda.
The one thing that is keeping me sane—sane being a relative word—is my upcoming special day. After living a millennium and never knowing the date I came to be, I have sussed out the information from my certifiably insane, pole-dancing mother. She’s swears on her empty head that my birthday is April 1st.
Soon, April 1st will mean something. I’m no fool. I plan to make my birthday far more famous than my do-gooder nephew’s. That day in December will be forgotten when I get done making my womb eviction day the most important in the history of the Universe.
I shall simply go about business as usual. Punishments must be doled out and chaos must be encouraged. A vacation would be lovely, but there is no rest for the weary… or the evil. Luckily I know how to have an outstanding time doing outrageously bad things.
Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses. A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable. You can follow Robyn at http://www.robynpeterman.com and at Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robyn-P....
I absolutely love this series. It's so fun and unique. I can't put them down once I start. These are the only books I've read that actually have me laughing out load and reading random paragraphs to anyone who will listen.
✨✨✨✨✨ Another great, funny and suspenseful book. I just love the series and especially the books based on the devil. He is so funny. Will definitely continue on to the next!
This book is about Satan, a stabby mate, and his womb eviction day. He once again has you laughing and rolling your eyes. I am not disappointed. As long as she's writing, I'll be reading. 😈💜
Welcome back to hell , where Lucifer is having the time of his life . Well if getting stabbed my his mate repeatedly and trying to plan his birthday party with Astrid . What could go wrong well his daughters the seven deadly sins are acting up and his mate is emotional and all stabby, stabby . The only thing that is keeping him sane is his womb eviction party . When the truth comes to light about why Elle is emotional will change their lives forever . Omg I love these characters so much . The Devil is so cocky, he will make you laugh with some of the things he comes up with . He is always trying to one up his brother ( God ) and to see him as a man in love is so much fun to read Now Elle in this book is so hilarious . She is one Siren that is emotional and is eating for two or twenty if you really think about it . I love her and how she just is always trying to kill the Devil . Astrid and the rest of the gang is back and hilarious as ever . We also get to meet Mammy and Murry a couple of dragons that are so hilarious .Murry has a few bricks loose and loves Red Lobster . Mammy is old but strong and is sassy as ever . This is a story that you can read in an evening and laugh your way through the whole thing . I actually snorted through some of the story , The author has such a great sense of ha ha when she writes her characters. They are so fun to read and they become more and more complex with each story that comes out. For being book thirteen the author doesn't disappoint . She takes us on a fun filled ride in hell and you will hang on for dear life cause you are laughing so hard . I really can't wait to see where the author takes the characters and the new generation of characters that she has written . So if you want a funny book to read during your lock down . Check out this series .
Genre: - Paranormal Romance Series: - 13th in the series. (3rd in the story of Satan and Elle) Love triangle? - Cheating? - HEA? - Would I read more by this author/or in this series? - Yes Rating - 5 stars
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Another excellent addition to the series with Satan and Elle and all their family and friends.
Felt very much like we are getting to the end of the series as it rounds out Satan's HEA, even if he doesn't get Steve Perry as a BFF.
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There are not enough words to describe the hilarity in these pages. This is absolutely the funniest book yet. I laughed so hard the tears and snot were pouring. Satan has a birthday and he wants Astrid to plan an epic party. Someone, however, wants to stop the special day. Which I totally got wrong by the way. Lizard is put on the case. Amidst the planning, Elle is getting blade happy and Satan has some appendages he's rather fond of, so he enlists some motherly help for that situation. With so much going on what is an office supply loving lord of hell supposed to do? There is so much funny to love but my favorite parts were between Satan and God. Once again this author's imagination has blown me away. A definite must read!
It’s almost Satan’s big day and he is going to make sure his party is the biggest and the best! He just has to figure out why his mate is intent on trying to bedhead him or stab him repeatedly,while dealing with his daughters, the seven deadly sins, convince his favorite niece, Astrid, to plan his party and run a few errands. Then he will be ready for the best and biggest birthday celebration ever! Even bigger than his nephew, Jesus, Birthday!!! I seriously could not put this book down! I was in stitches! This is the 13th book in the Hot Damned Series and I am already looking forward to the 14th! Robyn, once again your humor and storytelling has left me giggling for days and has my husband convinced I’ve gone around the bend for good this time!
You just have to appreciate a highly entertaining, well written, laugh your butt off slam dunk! I imagine it would be hard for any author to keep a readers attention through a series without becoming monotonous, and I highly praise this author for being able to make each book true to itself. Yes, we have fell in love with these characters so finding out more about them has become addicting! The devil is front and center folks! Very much worth reading over and over! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.
Does Satan have a birthday? Apparently so - and he's asked Astrid to plan him a party no one will ever forget! But nothing is ever simple when you're Lucifer. No, he has to deal with a mate who suddenly wants him stabbed or beheaded, a threatening note, a badass named Murray, and a whole other host of characters while he tries to determine who wants to derail his birthday celebration.
It's a wacky ride with some great new characters, lots of laughs, and plenty of action. Super fast read - it's an amazing getaway, which is perfect while we're all quarantined!
The Devil getting a third book is awesome but better than that is all the crazy! Something is up with Elle and it is interfering with Satan’s Womb Eviction Day party planning. Although she is hotter than ever her appetite is at an all time high and so is her temper. To top it off someone send a threatening letter saying that will ruin his event. Lizard is at his side to help figure things out as well as adding comic relief. This Fool’s Day will be the even to end all events and will go off with several bangs!!!
This book was awesome! It was even more great cause my birthday is March 31st. I have always been glad I wasn't born in April 1st! Now with it being Satans birthday I'm even happier it wasn't the 1st....he would steal all my presents!! You will laugh so hard about Aunt Flow and the cluelessness of the loving couple! Take a break from social distancing and Enjoy this epic party!!
There really aren't enough stars on this 5 star scale. I laughed my way through this book. I absolutely love the Devil and all the rest of the kookie characters we hear from in this book. they keep you shaking your head in disbelief, and snickering at their antics. This is an amazing read that i did not put done until it was finished.
Just loving Lucifer and Ellie! She is as crazy as he is! As always the craziness of Ms. Robyn Peterman has made another laugh a minute book to entertain us. New characters who as usual are insanely funny. And can not wait for the next one!
Excellent book! I give this story more than five stars! Now Satan is his usual self but this story has to do with a celebration and a threatening letter. You will have Lizard with his crazy lady friends to help Satan with what ever is going on with Elle. Astrid is planning the birthday party but Satan has another more interesting name for it, lol! Meet Murray the dragon and his mother, Mammy! They will help to find the letter writer and save the day. Many twists to this story. I figured out Elle’s problem but I must admit I thought she wrote the letter because of what she was going through. Thank you , Robyn that was the best twist of all.
Oh my lordy, godly and Jesus all rolled into one freaking fantastically hilarious tale of devilish proportions.
Talk about laugh until I cried it was that funny... The devil has a birthday... He is not truly sure when but his dearest mother tells him as a joke it's April 1st!!! and yes he believes her... and the laughter just keeps rolling, from PMS to decapitation this story has the full gamut of emotions and a little something for everyone.
Satan has a birthday? Who knew? There's a big party in the making. There's gonna be a new addition to hell, and it's gonna be intresting. I loved this book. Ms. Peterman always leaves us wanting more and she did it again with this book. Fashionably Fooled is fabulously funny and off the wall.
I absolutely love when Satan gets his own book! Now it’s time to celebrate his womb eviction. C’mon, it’s fu@king Satan! What could go wrong? You will laugh (hysterically) your way to Satan’s HEA!
Love this series and this book. The stories just keep getting better and better. The book made me laugh out loud and hit me in the feels. Can’t wait to see what Robyn does next in this series.
I wonder if it was intentional by Peterman that the book from Lucifer’s POV is number 13. I wonder if book 6 was his also… I’ll check now … nope, #6 is Heathcliff’s. #9 and #10 are Satan’s stories.
The King of the Fiery Underworld’s “Womb Eviction Day” (aka birthday) is in a week, but a letter writer pens a note that alerts Satan someone is after him and that they won’t allow Fate (aka Elle) to eat cake at his party. Satan hires bad-A Murry to sniff the letter to get the scent of the sender and then Murry has to go to Hell to match the letter’s scent to the demon that wrote it.
And Fate is eating non-stop and cutting off anyone’s appendages who even look at her food. And to actually eat that food? Oh no - she’ll cut off Satan’s schweck with a butter knife if that happens. Satan talks to Astrid and his mother about Elle’s recent behavior and finds out Elle must be on her period which is making her more homicidal than usual toward him. (For those of you who read the previous book, you’ll know what’s up.)
Here’s a couple excerpts from this book:
Between having my womb eviction day and possibly my life threatened, I still had to plunge a sword into my gut to please my irrationally hangry mate, I was a very busy Harbinger of Evil.
“Hello Lizard,” I said, trying my best not to acknowledge his heinous mates. “Sire, may I be so bold as to ask why you have a sword lodged in your abdomen?” Lizard inquired politely. Damnit, I’d forgotten all about the sword. In the hour before Lizard and his undead concubines had arrived, I’d made good on my promise to gore myself. It had definitely raised Elle’s spirits to watch me shove sharp metal objects into my body. Honestly, after a while I'd enjoyed it—or at least I'd enjoyed her laughter.
A new character is introduced in this book and he’s got an unusual talent that assists Satan and Elle in saving a very important life. His name? Murry, the one I mentioned previously. And his mom Mammy is another bad-A that happens to be pretty amazing, too! I hope to “see” Murry in future episodes.
At the end, everything - well, almost everything - works out well. Only one thing saddened me and cracked my heart, but then Peterman brings back the happy almost immediately when Satan’s nephew enters the picture and announces something to everyone.
All is well and no cliff hangers on this book! Next book is starring Astrid and it’s from her POV. It’s book fourteen - Fashionably Dead and Loving it. And as I read in the very beginning of this (because I’ve already started book 14), Peterman writes a Dedication ….
“For Astrid. You are the first heroin I ever wrote. You have Ms confidence. I will keep you.”
There is just something so special about this dedication. ♥️
Another hilariously funny chapter in the Hot Damned series! From the very first page you can tell you are in for a wild ride through hell and apparently a woman's hormones. Satan is having a problem. He's happily settling into his mated life with Elle aka Fate except for one minor detail. She keeps trying to stab or behead him for some unknown reason. The sexy ruler of the under world is also DEMANDING a birthday. He's enlisting (in only Satan's way) his favorite half vampire half demon niece to throw him the biggest party of the millennium guaranteed to one up his nephew's pesky birthday celebrated every year in December. Between trying to rule, doing everything possible to try to keep his favorite body parts in tact ( because who has time to grow another one) and now a cryptic message that is trying to stop him from having his special day what could go wrong? Add in the always insane pole dancing mother nature, Martha and Jane, some demons, God and the seven deadly sins you get one book that you WILL NOT be able to put down! Can the man himself figure out what he has done to make his mate so stabby and get Stephen Perry to perform at his birthday or will all Hell LITERALLY BREAK LOOSE? You have got to read to find out!!! I can tell you one thing you NEED this book in your life. If for no other reason you will laugh until you cry! After all everyone needs to celebrate Satan's womb eviction day!
It’s Lucifer’s birthday, and of course only the biggest birthday bash will do for the Dark Lord, complete with stolen presents! But when a note arrives threatening to derail the festivities, he must get to the bottom of it.
Lucifer and Elle are settling into their mated life well, with the exception of the increase in violence from the beautiful Fate. Lucifer does everything he can to make her happy, even if that means bringing in Martha and Jane to help. With Astrid planning the biggest party ever, Lucifer enlists the help of two dragons of questionable sanity in order to find the writer of the poison-pen letter. Will he figure it out in time?
As usual, Robyn Peterman does not disappoint. Laughs abound, snort-giggles happen frequently, and do yourself a favor and do not try to drink anything while you are reading! Soggy books and fried eReaders are not good. You don’t need to read the entire Hot Damned series to know what’s going on, but I highly recommend that you do, because it’s incredible!
Satan is having a birthday party for himself, or as he so succinctly puts it, his womb eviction day. He is having his favorite niece Astrid plan the entire affair for her favorite Uncle, we won’t mention here what she calls him, but he secretly loves it. On top of the hullabaloo for the party prep (April 1st of all days) his mate, Elle, Fate, is acting very oddly. She keeps trying to murder him, sometimes with his help and eating everything in sight (especially sweets) and Satan has no idea what is wrong with her or what to do about it (except throw food at her and hide from her). Top this off with a mysterious letter that appears to threaten him and trying to track down the culprit. Mystery, a huge party and well, other secrets. Who knows how this is going to turn out, or what is going to be blown up. Robyn Peterman’s Fashionably Fooled is a must-read for the Hot Damned Series fan.
Ok so this review may have some spoilers but I cannot seem to write a good review without sharing how incredibly creative and funny this author is. First of all there are more euphemisms for the penis in this book than you would ever ever imagine and there are some really good ones. Satan gets fooled into thinking his birthday is on April Fools Day and that is just the beginning. 500+ attendees and only stolen presents are acceptable. Here are some of the hijinks you can expect in the latest installment to the Hot Damned Series: Steve Perry, Elderly hero dragons, Grannies in tube tops, demons getting 3rd degree burns from lighting their farts on fire, Dr. Ruth gets kidnapped, stabbings over blueberry breakfast bread and the 7 deadly sins! This read is quick and fun and nonstop lol moments. I highly recommend this book and this series!!!
It's book 13 in the Hot Damned series - and who better to celebrate with than Satan - who's finally learned his birthday, and plans to have the surprise party of the year - with a little help from his niece Astrid.
While Satan wants to focus on his upcoming birthday, his mate Elle has gone absolutely crazy, and is eating them out of house and...hell. Meanwhile, he's on a mission to discover the demon that's threatened him and his mate.
Fashionably fooled is hysterically funny - surrounded by some of the craziest cast of characters, Satan still manages to have a heart of gold (shhhh, don't tell him), and will do anything for Elle and his family. While laugh out loud funny, the book is also full of love, and displays the lengths Satan will go to for those he loves.
Satan finally gets Mother Nature to cough up the date of his birth, or womb eviction date as he prefers to call it. Now that he knows the date, he plans to make it bigger celebration than his nephew Jesus's birthday. While getting ready for his party he is also dealing with a more violent and stabby than ever mate. Receiving a note threatening to ruin his birthday party sends him over the deep end. This book is told from Satan's point of view and he is just as vain and snarky as ever. I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys paranormal comedy with a dash of romance.
I listened to the audiobook. The narrator David Brenin did an amazing job bringing Satan to life. I highly recommend this version of the book.
Finally! I have been waiting for Satan to get his book in this series. It was worth the wait! So freaking funny! The f___ing Satan wants a birthday party that will never be forgotten! The date his mother tells him is his womb explosion day is so fitting! Add in Martha, Jane, a dragon badass and his mother the blind, nad trimming assassin with a fetish for making beans and weenies, his mate eating everything in site and assaulting him over blueberry breakfast bread, and you have a recipe for mad hysterical humor. Many twists along the way to the fantastic ending. Robyn has outdone herself this time!
Planning a "surprise" birthday celebration for himself with Astrid makes an unusually hectic time in hell even more eventful. With Elle being so emotional and eating everything in site and trying to decapitate Lucifer all hell is breaking loose to be sure.
Lucifer is by far one of my favorite characters in the Hot Damned Series. There is never a dull moment and nothing is ever simple but Fashionably Fooled had me laughing myself silly. One thing is certain, Elle's news is shaking things up and Lucifer's life is about to get even more interesting.
Wonderful characters that are so crazy and fun that you just can't get enough of them.