It kinda sucks when a Hollywood star writes a kid's book telling readers that money can't buy nothing intangible, while the author is himself/herself worth about 12 million doing movies, albums, etc. Whoopi Goldberg, comedienne, actress, activist and host of the View (for a limited time), seems to know the deal. Which is why her attempt at kid's fiction is about as shallow as you might expect. Her title character, Alice, is in a wonderland of her own devices, with a human friend named Robin (after Robin Williams) and her invisible friend, a white rabbit named Sal who talks like Robert DeNiro. Like any starting author, Whoopi writes what she knows.
Alice wants to get rich, so naturally she gets to play a bunch of sweepstakes that are total losers. One envelope she finds in the mailbox may be a winner, or so it says, but Alice and her buds have to cross half of New York City to claim the prize money, whatever it is since, real shocker, the letter doesn't even say how much is won. A harrowing train ride with bad people following her waiting to possess the sweepstakes "win" leads Alice to the claims office....and the truth behind the so-called "win". (Insert a cake from the NYC claims office with the words "Eat Me" and you will have completed the Alice in Wonderland tie ins on your own.) Great writing by Whoopi, but still if she don't walk the walk, maybe she shouldn't talk. At all.
Three stars
Still curioser and curiouser, y'all.