I've done a lot of travelling the past few days trying to track down the fortune teller who foresaw Johnathan Rand/Christopher Knight/Christopher Wright/the Rat King's destruction of my life, and against my better judgement I bought the book to read during my travels. Felt appropriate, witches and all. I never read it.
Anyway though, I found my way to Mackinac Island following a travelling carnival, where I finally found her!
I found her reading a weird goth girl's fortune. "You will become manager at a hotel and have no idea what you are doing," she said cryptically. "That'll be $70!"
I burst into the tent in a frenzy. "You!" I screamed.
The fortune teller looked at me with sadness and acceptance. "I knew this day would come. I have foreseen it."
"Enough games, witch! I need you to read my future again. I have to know what happens next!"
"FOOL!" She shrieked. "Reading a fortune twice is dangerous! I could die!"
"That's a risk I'm willing to take!" I shoved the goth girl aside, who left in a frenzy muttering something about voodoo dolls.
She sighed and sat down, making sure to grab a bucket in case of emergency. I stuck my hand out and she took it, beginning to read.
"I see a branching path. You have two possible futures. Wait, another path. Three! Four! Oh, no..." She turned and began vomiting profusely, her body swelling up like a balloon. Then she blew up!
I screamed in fear. Big mistake. One of her eyeballs flew into my mouth! It felt like jello in my mouth so I instinctively swallowed.
What happened next was the strangest experience of my life. The world melted away, and instead of being in a tent I was now in a dark void.
The fortune teller appeared in front of me. "You swallowed my eye! You have the gift now!" She then disappeared.
"Wait, how do I get out of here?" I cried out, too late.
I began wandering around the void. Hours passed, then days, then weeks. Finally, after probably a month, I spotted a white light in the far distance.
I ran to the light, falling into it. It was there that I found myself in a hallway lined with doors on either side. Each door had a date on it.
The first one said November 14, 1980. The day I was born! I threw the door open and saw myself as a baby crawling out of my mom! Gross.
After that I appeared back in the hall. I wandered, looking at the dates on either side of me. Important dates from my whole life. The day I had my first kiss. The day I met my girlfriend. The day I went to the carnival in '96.
The doors began to get rotten after 2000. When I first started reading Rand's books. A shiver went down my spine and I started to fast walk down the hall further, the years passing as I did. I could hear some stray words from behind the doors. "Spoilers, you fucking asshole!" "Let's all shake our jello!" "It looks like I'm eating shit!"
Finally, I made it to a disgusting, fungus-covered door labelled June 8th, 2022. The day I reunited the fortune teller. From here, I saw that the paths split into two. One path was labelled St. Helene. That door was clean, no signs of rot on it at all. The other was labelled The World is Black and White. This one looked like a padded door in a mental hospital. I looked back and forth between the two, uncertain of which path to go down.
Suddenly a hole opened up. I heard the Rat King's voice shout from underneath me, "The choice is yours!" A fire started spreading through the hall, and my only way out was to jump into the hole, which had its own circle of flame surrounding it.
Faced with no other choice, I fell into that burning ring of fire.
Suddenly, I was back in the tent. I looked around in disbelief. It seemed as though no time had passed at all! I lept up, my head spinning with thoughts. What did it mean?
All I knew was I now had a choice. The most important choice of my life.
To be continued...