Settle in, folks. This one's going to be a doozy.
So, I really wanted to like this. No, I wanted to LOVE it. Why? I'm a big Pride & Prejudice fan, as well as being a Pakistani Muslim. I rarely ever find Pakistani Muslim rep in books (or any other kind of media), so I was elated when I found out this existed!
Now, after reading it, I am no longer elated. In fact, I'm pretty upset. I'll break this review down into two main portions: 1) The Retelling Aspect, and 2) The Pakistani Muslim Representation Aspect.
So to start with the Retelling Aspect... This was not a very good retelling. Everything was far too on the nose. The names were utterly ridiculous --- and also not very Pakistani. Valentine Darsee for Fitzwilliam Darcy (when hello, Fahad Darzada was right there)? Alysba for Elizabeth (when hello, Aleeza was right there)? Qitty for Kitty (when hello, Kiran or Kinza were right there)? Mari for Mary (when hello, Maria or Maryam were right there)? Jena for Jane (when hello, Jannah was right there)? Also...Jorgeullah Wickaam? Hammy and Sammy? I mean, really, what is this nonsense? It was so weirdly distracting. She tried to force all these quirky, half-made-up names that tried too hard to match the original names, when she could have just used normal Pakistani names and made the story seem more realistic. I hate to think that non-Pakistani readers actually think our names are like this.
But that's not even close to being the biggest deal. Not only were the names bizarre and distracting, but so too were the actual characters. None of them held the charm or appeal of the original characters. Whereas Elizabeth was prideful but also charming, Alysba was merely judgmental, rude, and Not Like The Other Girls. Whereas Lydia was flighty and silly, Lady was downright demented and ridiculously self-centered --- to the point where I wanted her parents to actually send her to some sort of reform school. Whereas Mary was quiet and firm in her beliefs, Mari came off as some sort of fun-hating religious fundamentalist. I could go on and on about all the characters, but...you get my point. All of the negative attributes of the original characters were ridiculously played up in these characters, with none of the charm or calm or moderation remaining. I think Jena was the only character who lived up to the original Jane: she was sweet, she was gentle, she was romantic, but she was also strong and graceful and unwilling to humiliate herself over a man she didn't believe loved her. I liked Jena. Can we get a whole book about Jena instead?
Alysba was an atrocious Elizabeth Bennett. She was just so...rude and judgmental. And of course having pride and prejudice is an integral part of this story --- but Alysba took it too far. She had her head so far up her own ass I'm surprised she could see straight. She genuinely seemed to think she was Not Like The Other Girls; all other girls were silly creatures who wanted, shudder, marriage. Whereas she, Alysba, was clever and well-read and really knew what the world was about. Which is a laughable notion, because Alysba was just as privileged and ignorant as the girls she looked down upon. She simply COULD NOT understand why her friend Sherry wanted to marry a man who Alysba found unappealing. In the original story, Elizabeth herself is confused and dismayed when her friend desires to marry Mr. Collins --- but Alysba took it too far. She was like, Gee, I genuinely wonder why my friend who is lonely and poor and desires companionship and receives no nice suitors would like to marry this respectable man who could provide her with a good life? Why doesn't Sherry want to be FREE, like me? Why doesn't she want to live the same life as ME? Gee, idk Alysba, maybe because your family has more money and comfort? Maybe because everyone is not you?
Even after visiting Sherry in her new home and seeing her friend look healthy and content and happy, wearing nice new clothes, enjoying being lady of her own house --- Alysba still can't see past her own little bubble to comprehend how or why Sherry, a poor girl well past the normal age of marrying in Pakistan, could ever be happy. Cue massive eyeroll. You would think someone as well-read as Alysba would be able to understand other perspectives a little better. And this is closer to the end of the book, so it shows that Alysba hasn't really grown as much as we'd have liked her to.
Alysba's and Darsee's relationship is, quite frankly, boring. There's none of the interest or intrigue of the original story's romance. They really just seem forced together and Alysba spends so much of the story being a crotchety, man-hating feminist (I say this as a feminist myself) that her sudden acceptance of Darsee at the end feels rushed and strange. When the ROMANCE of a Pride & Prejudice retelling isn't good...sorry, but you haven't done your job right. Next time, perhaps less Alysba judging her friend and less hitting readers over the head with various social issues, and a little more focus on building a believable and exciting romance?
The book did have enough overall entertaining antics and dramatics that I kept reading steadily. That's the reason I'm giving the book two stars and the reason that I didn't put the book down without finishing it. At the very least, things were always happening with the Binat family and they kept me interested enough to finish the book fairly quickly.
(ALSO? There was this weird thing in the story where...Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen ACTUALLY EXISTED in their world? And the characters actually even referenced it a few times --- BUT NO ONE EVER MENTIONED THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THEIR LIVES? At one point Darsee even said something about how his mother loved Mr. Darcy, and I was like...okay, are you gonna address the similarities in your names...? No? Oh, okay. Breaking the third wall can be fun when done correctly, but here, it was just a really weird choice for Ms. Kamal to make.)
Speaking of social issues...let's move on to the second aspect of the review, the Pakistani Muslim Representation Aspect. We've already covered the fact that the retelling aspect failed. But guess what? The Pakistani Muslim rep also miserably failed.
First of all, Soniah Kamal seemed determined to forcibly stuff as many social issues --- women's rights, LGBT rights, abortions, and on and on --- into the novel as she humanly could, which I found condescending and irritating. I'm a left-wing feminist; I have no issue with social issues being part of stories. But what I do have an issue with is bluntly being hit over the head with them as if we readers are morons, and having them stuffed down my throat as if I'm reading a Tumblr social justice discourse post from ten years ago. When I get the feeling that an author feels the need to prove how woke they are, I am immediately turned off and annoyed. And what worsened this feeling of annoyance was the fact that you could tell Soniah Kamal was stuffing all these issues into the novel because she was desperately trying to convince people that Pakistani Muslims are progressive. But you know what? It's just condescending and weak. You don't need to pander to liberal Western white people by stuffing every social justice issue known to man into your novel in order to gain their acceptance and approval of your own people.
Second of all, the portrayal and inclusion of Islam was horrible and made me think that Ms. Kamal is one of those self-hating Pakistanis who feels the need to mock Islam --- or ignore it --- in order to be accepted by Western people. No one in Alysba's family besides Mari seemed to give one hoot about Islam, which is insulting. Are people like Soniah Kamal aware that you can be Islamic and still be a normal family? Did she think that Western readers would be turned off if the Binat family were normal Muslims who, gasp, prayed five times a day AND still attended weddings, fell in love, and did normal people things? The idea that a middle-class Pakistani Muslim family would only have ONE person that actually cares about Islam in it is unrealistic, and insulting as well. I could be taking this more personally because I am Pakistani myself --- but I've met more than enough self-hating Pakistanis who want to bootlick for Western people and want to act like "No, no, I'm not really religious haha" in order to be accepted...for this book to raise red flags for me.
And that one character who did care about Islam? Mari? She was basically portrayed as some sort of fun-hating fundamentalist who brought everyone down with her negativity. Are you kidding me? THIS is the representation we get of the only devout Muslim in a book set in Pakistan? A Muslim who's dour, strict, refuses to have fun or live life, and is constantly mocked by the whole family (which...by the way...the way they mocked and ignored her when she quoted Hadith and Quranic verses didn't sit well with me either; what exactly was Soniah Kamal trying to get at there? That Islam is silly and should be ignored?).
So thank you, Miss Kamal, for writing a book which confirms all the negative stereotypes people think about Muslims and for doing your best to convince them that all the normal, "reasonable" Pakistanis don't give one hoot for Islam. What a wonderful (cue another intense eyeroll) thing that was to read, as a Pakistani Muslim myself who considers myself very devout --- but also intelligent, learned, independent, stylish, free, feminist, and proud to be of my religion and from my country. And I'm no unicorn; there are plenty of Pakistani Muslims like me. Perhaps you should meet some of them and try writing about them sometimes.