Once upon a time there was a middle-aged woman from North London, who liked the idea of a deep, dark wood. This woman happened to be a horticultural expert, and the Gardening Correspondent of the Hampstead and Highgate Express. She also had distant connections with Somerset. One day, around 20 years ago, she got in her car and drove to the Somerset Levels and bought a four-acre wood on a hillside, Sugg’s Orchard.
What she then did with the wood will either inspire, annoy or possibly even enrage you. It certainly annoyed me. I am no gardener, but I do understand that gardening is a brutal occupation (that demands a certain amount of creative destruction). I do however like deep, dark woods, unspoiled countryside and wilderness in general - and I have some connections with Somerset. In fact, as chance would have it, I’ll be in the Somerset Levels this week.
I expected to be inspired by this book - I’ve recently read a couple of other nature writers such as John Lewis-Stempel. But my take on A Wood of My Own began to change early on as it dawned on me that the author’s intention was not to just love the wood, experience it for what it was, understand it and live it - but to change it. Control it. Of course, that’s what gardeners do. Yes, I understand that woodland has to be managed. But this particular bit of Bucolic Bunburying began to strike me as absurd.
So, the lady buys a wood. It’s not been managed for 50 years, the trees are decaying, it’s full of nettles, there are brambles everywhere. This is a project. It’s a task that requires energy, direction, imagination, confidence and drive to see through. No doubt the author possesses these traits. What a story! Yet almost from the start the book seems to be as much about loneliness, fear and insecurity as it is about a piece of woodland. Ms Pavey buys an old caravan to put into the wood as a base. But she is frightened to sleep in it overnight and beds down with a torch, a mobile phone and a hammer within reach in case of intruders. Eventually, cold and the long winter nights drive her to buy a charming, rustic cottage in a nearby village.
But it’s what she does to the wood that makes me uncomfortable. Conservation, management, curation or prettying-up? She certainly gets stuck into de-wilding. Before long large areas are ‘cleared’. Ancient and unproductive apple trees are ‘given light’ - the ivy, undergrowth and vegetation are hacked away - and they die. Paths and tracks are driven through the brush. Native species of tree, perhaps centuries old, are replaced by exotic and non-native trees bought from garden centres. It’s only matter of time before the landscaping begins. At the point when she has brought in a digger to landscape a pond and is talking of creating an island with a duckhouse on it - I stopped reading.
You can see where this is going. Hampstead Garden Suburb puts on its green wellies and goes to Zummerzet. The wilderness is tamed, the countryside is tidied up. In my view there is far too much tidying-up of the countryside already, without it being written up approvingly in so-called nature books. She comes across as slightly patronising 0f the locals - I would be interested to know what the Somerset neighbours make of it all.
There are some nicely written passages, and a few interesting side observations on history, geography and local curiosities. Yes, we meet an escaped Llama. But surprisingly little on wildlife. If you are a gardener, a plant-lover and, possibly, a resident of Hampstead Garden Suburb, you may well love this book. If, however, you are looking for a paean to the glories of the unspoiled countryside, then this might not be for you.