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137 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1990
“Belle developed a craving after she was pregnant. After she delivered herself of seven healthy pups, Belle went mad for lizards, catching and eating the island chameleons—who knew how many?—till we came to expect the dog to affect protective color, to rise white from the sand and swim—a blue-pawed dog—in the sea.”

At first, The Harvest looks like a laundry list of details. You have no idea why you're almost weeping by the end of seven pages. You're a little confused and disoriented. It's just a simple list of facts presented in the first person, but somehow it adds up to more than the sum of its parts. Most of the facts are funny as hell, but at the last moment, when you're disarmed by laughter, it breaks your heart.
The only problem with Hempel's palace of fragments is quoting it. Take any piece out of context, and it loses power. The French philosopher Jacques Derrida likens writing fiction to a software code that operates in the hardware of your mind. Stringing together separate macros that, combined, will create a reaction. No fiction does this as well as Hempel's, but each story is so tight, so boiled to bare facts, that all you can do is lie on the floor, face down, and praise it.

1. Daylight Come
“The Wellers with their message of affirmation were meant to warm the hearts of strangers. But I could not wait to get away from them. The Wellers had been widow and widower first.”
“I am looking down, where the lost wedding rings are invisible, now the color of the sand or of the sea or of the flesh.”

2. The Harvest
“The year I began to say vahz instead of vase, a man I barely knew nearly accidentally killed me.”
“I did not feel any pain. In the hospital, after injections, I knew there was pain in the room—I just didn’t know whose pain it was.”
“He was next on the transplant list, as soon as—the word they used was harvest—as soon as a kidney was harvested. The boy’s mother prayed for drunk drivers. I prayed for men who were not discriminating. Aren’t we all, I thought, somebody’s harvest?”
“As soon as I knew that I would be all right, I was sure that I was dead and didn’t know it. I moved through the days like a severed head that finishes a sentence.”
“I leave a lot out when I tell the truth.”
3. The Most Girl Part of You
“That was before his mother died. She died eight days ago. She did it herself. Big Guy showed me the rope burns in the beam of the ceiling. He said, ‘Any place I hang myself is home.’ In the movie version, that is where his father would have slapped him.”
“Sewing is one of the secrets between us. Only Big Guy knows how considerably I had to cheat to earn the Girl Scout merit badge in sewing. It’s a fact that my seamstress badge is glued to the green cotton sash.”
“Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber, thinking it was zucchini. That’s the kind of thing that turns my heart right over.”
“I had only been kissed once before. The fellow had made me think of those kids whose mouths cover the spigot when they drink from a fountain.”
“...if it’s true your life flashes past your eyes before you die, then it is also the truth that your life rushes forth when you are ready to start to truly be alive.”
4. Rapture of the Deep
“I know what I would have done as a child if there was somebody home on Halloween night who did not bother to answer the door. I would have come back later with shaving cream and eggs, with toilet paper and friends.”
“I told her the dents were from a man’s teeth. From where he bit the gold to show me how soft, then bit my finger, to show me how soft.”
“I told Miss Locey that I still needed to hear from the God that had betrayed me. An explanation would not be enough. An apology would not be enough. I needed for that God to look up to me, I said. I needed for him to have to tilt his head way back to look up to me, exposing his throat.”
“With the habitual kleptomania of temporary employment, I dropped the remaining Halloween candy into my purse, alongside boxes of paper clips and refills of Scotch tape.”
5. Du Jour
“The first three days are the worst, they say, but it’s been two weeks, and I’m still waiting for those first three days to be over.”
“Sometimes I lose it personality-wise because I don’t know what to do instead of smoke. I’m gaining weight of course; everybody does. But not because I’m eating more of anything. I’m gaining weight because I’ve stopped coughing. Coughing was exercise for me.”
“The program that is monitored at the clinic was guaranteed to leave you a broken husk, she said, ‘but a thin broken husk.’”
“I’m exaggerating so you can get to know me faster.”
“They’re wrong about that part. It’s your life—it’s the rest of your life that’s the worst.”
6. "Murder"
“In a biker bar called the Stretchmark Cafe, the tables of loudly muscled men ignore the strippers and leer at slides of choppers projected on the cafe walls.”
“The day of the wedding, before a S.W.A.T. team of beauticians arrived to do the bride, the young son from the groom’s first marriage gave his new stepmother a picture he had drawn of a scowling Green Beret with a sword through his flaming head.”
“For her second time around, the bride chose ivory tea-length lace, better flowers and better food, better music and a better man.”Jean said, ‘Men.’ She said, ‘They hate you at first. But all you have to do is be funny and sad and tall and thin and short and fat and wear them down, wear them down.’
‘You can look on the bright side,’ I said, ‘but think of the men who have unexplainably fled after they got to know us a little.’”
“His telephone rings. I imagine it is a woman calling, and because I am the wife, I answer in the voice that says, I’ve had it ten times today and I live here. This is what marriage means to me.”

7. The Day I Had Everything
“When Mrs. Lawton phoned in the threat, the threat was already a fact.”
“The woman looked up and past me, out the opened window. ‘The devil is beating his wife,’ she said. It was a sunny day, and a rain shower had begun, and I had not heard that expression—that explanation—since I was a child.”
“And then Jean told a story about the man she would have married, about a dinner they had shared, the point of which seemed to me to be that things get worse before they get really terrible.”
“Jean said she thought she might still hear from Larry but that hoping he would call was like the praying you do after the bowling ball has left your hand.”
“‘This one is for the surgeon,’ Jean said and dropped a strap, exposing the breast she was going to lose.”
8. To Those of You Who Missed Your Connecting Flights Out of O'Hare
“That is when I told them that my husband was killed in a plane crash, the one in Tenerife. There is precedent here for a lie of this kind, or rather, a lie at this time.”
“You walk off a plane and even think about getting a refund! You get one—one—one trip for the price of two.”
9. And Lead Us Not into Penn Station
“Women who live alone in fear of intruders call the local precinct for advice. ‘Keep your doorknobs highly polished,’ an officer tells them. ‘When someone breaks in, we can get clear prints.’”
“I don’t know what to say about this. I am as cut off from meaning and completion as all of these crippled people.”
12. The Lady Will Have the Slug Louie
“My cat is another one—eats anything but food. I watch her select a tulip in a vase. When her teeth pierce the petal, I startle her away with sharply clapped hands.”

13. Under No Moon
“If couples can grow to look alike, then my parents’ ailments came to resemble each other.”
“Speeding through the jungle at midnight, the taxicab drivers talked snakes. They said there were no more snakes on Trinidad since the government imported the mongoose. It had done its job so well—eating not only poisonous snakes but birds’ eggs, too—that in the daylight they would see that there were no more exotic birds.”
“This is the part my father made me see—all those people stumbling in the dark, under no moon, unable to shine a light or strike a match because a time exposure would be ruined…It became an adventure, my father said, to see anything that night at all.”
“My mother was content with this thought: that the pills that almost took her life may actually have saved it by preventing her from seeing the incarnation of her doom.”
14. The Center
“Original Pal is buried in a flower bed, his whiskers pushing up as stems at the end of which are configured, each spring, marigolds and impatiens.”
15. Tom-Rock Through the Eels
“Are you here for all the things that I don’t have?”
“In California, you are not supposed to sleep beneath bookshelves or paintings or mirrors on the wall. But in my father’s house, when my father is away, I sleep in his bed and gamble that the painting of a potter’s wheel will not shake loose and crush my skull in the hours of a quaking town at night.”
“Sometimes, when the cannon goes off at dawn, I wake up and find myself in the pose my mother died in—lying on her side, her arm reaching from under her head as though she were doing the sidestroke in a pool, the pills she had swallowed weighing her down like so many pebbles in her pockets.”
“She says it is not enough that a pill helps her sleep through the night—somehow, she has to get through the day.”
“A short time later, and her voice has lost weight. She is speaking so fast that her thoughts lose their breath catching up.”
16. The Rest of God
“Wildflowers galloped across thorn-free fields, stopping only when cut and placed in water.”
“We were women in one-piece bathing suits beneath faded loose clothes, walking across dunes to call on one another, bringing bouquets of Queen Anne’s lace and goldenrod trailing roots, quoting the poet’s hope that, ‘Through gleaming gates of goldenrod / I’ll pass into the rest of God.’”
“‘The first cold snap,’ he said, ‘I get in my car and drive south till I can roll down the window.’”
“Rather than return for his glasses, he later explained he had driven home really fast so that he would make it back before he had an accident.”
"When a stray beach dog ran in to join them, we could see—phosphorescence clinging to his fur—the outline of his legs as they paddled underwater."

Belle developed a craving after she was pregnant. After she delivered herself of seven healthy pups, Belle went mad for lizards, catching and eating the island chameleons–who knew how many?–till we came to expect the dog to affect protective color, to rise white from the sand and swim–a blue pawed dog–in the sea.
What happened to one of my legs required four hundred stitches, which, when I told it, became five hundred stitches, because nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.
There was sometimes, on the other side of me, a twelve-year-old boy. His lashes were thick and dark from blood-pressure medication. He was next on the transplant list, as soon–the word they used was harvest–as soon as a kidney was harvested.
The boy's mother prayed for drunk drivers.
"Oh, God no," she said. "I'm exaggerating so you can get to know me faster."