I'm mad at myself for finishing this book. My reasoning is that I really wanted to see if the murderer ended up being who I thought it was going to be. It was. THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW:
So, why am I mad at myself for finishing this? Let me count the ways.
1. Davis Way is kind of dumb. She supposedly went to school and earned a degree in criminal justice (and another in computer science), and even though she was a police person for a period of time, when No Hair says Teeth is (1) sweeping a room, she has no idea that he means FOR BUGS. What person doesn't know what that means if they've ever seen a crime show, read a book about crime, studied crime, etc. (2) She picks up a GUN and doesn't bother to see if it's loaded or if the safety is on/off (supposedly the type of gun doesn't even have a safety according to some posts I've read), and then she PRETENDS TO SHOOT IT AND ACTUALLY SHOOTS IT. (3) After she shoots the freaking gun, she is not smart enough (even though she was a COP) to wipe off her prints! (4) Even though it's against the law of the gaming commission to figure out the games (or something like that according to the book), she does just that, using software and taking apart a machine, and even though she is arrested, that is never really brought up again. Sure, Bianca has to plead guilty to SOMETHING--still not exactly sure what--but why doesn't Davis have to pay a fine or something for that? (5) She is DUMB ENOUGH to write her ex-ex mother-in-law, WHO HATES HER GUTS, to plead for help. Not her sister, who would most assuredly help her, not her father, who even though he has had a heart attack and triple bypass would surely know someone that could help her, and not her boss, but her EX-EX MOTHER-IN-LAW, who does not help her at all. (6) She knew Teeth was in on it, but decides to go the casino anyway and mess around in HIS OFFICE. Why not just go when No Hair was there or ask him for backup? (7) Even though she supposedly hates her rat bastard ex-ex husband, she doesn't want him to die at the hands of Bianca/whoever is actually stealing the money, so she decides to win it herself. Which lands her in jail for two months. (8) She left her freaking phone in No Hair's desk. What the hell???????? (9) When three members of her family call her, she assumes it's a feud, and instead of texting them back, she LEAVES HER PHONE IN NO HAIR'S DESK. ??????????????? (10) When she is hiding under No Hair's desk, she is so afraid of Eddie and Bianca, that she hits her head three times, ALMOST giving herself away. For a police officer, she has no stealth. At all. There are a ton of other examples, but I will continue.
2. People are saying that Davis Way is like the next Stephanie Plum. I disagree. First of all, I think Stephanie is much smarter than Davis, but the other thing about Stephanie is that she is likable, I think, because she is not judgmental. Davis Way is extremely judgmental, as referenced in my previous comment when she calls one man TEETH and another NO HAIR.
3. She is constantly standing there with her mouth wide open because she is shocked/surprised at something, or the "back of her knees" are giving out on her. Basically, even though I know this is hyperbole, she spends about 1/2 the book being a bad combo of the Wizard of Oz's scarecrow and tin man combined, stumbling through life with her mouth stuck so that it needs oiling.
4. Her sister is dumb, too. When they put the home arrest bracelet on her sister, so they can fly to freaking Nevada, her sister is too dumb to realize that GOING OUTSIDE YOUR HOME TO GET THE PAPER IS WRONG, EVEN THOUGH I WOULD ASSUME THEY EXPLAINED HER PARAMETERS TO HER. Secondly, how did she sleep through the alarm when napping when it woke her up in the middle of the night? Third, if they check on you every two hours, why take a shower when it's time to check in????????????
5. Other things I don't get about this book. (1) Why does Davis scream aloud when Bianca, on old footage, looks right at the camera, but does not scream when she is on the balcony and a voice speaks from the dark???????? (2) Can you be arrested as a Jane Doe in Mississippi? Really? They can charge you with a crime when they don't have your real name?????????? (3) Why can't her lawyer or the prison system run her damn social to figure out who she really is? (4) Why aren't her prints in the system? That was never explained. Is her dad not a good dude? How was he able to erase her prints from the system or put prints in the system that are not hers with her name? AND WHY? I mean, was it because of what she did to Eddie? I just don't get that. (5) How in the hell can Bradley Cole fall into bed with a woman that has pretty much gone Fatal Attraction on you in your apartment. Sleeping in your clothes? Using your razor to shave with? Pretty much pretending you're already a couple? That's class a psycho stuff right there. (6) Why in the hell is Bradley Cole THE ONLY PERSON ON HER VISTOR LIST???????????? (7) WHY DOES HE EVEN BOTHER TO GO????
6. Other bothersome things: (1) The plot jumps around. Present, past, present, past, present, past. Half explanations of the past. It was a very shaky timeline, and I didn't like it. (2) Sure, your'e guilty for giving that kid money that he used to buy a gun to kill his mom and siblings, but WHY MARRY EDDIE? A SECOND TIME. Sleep with him, sure, whatever. But marry the dude you don't like? What the hell? (3) I get you were mad he stole the money, but take the ass to court, don't go ballistic because you were too dumb to check the statements. (4) A teacher? Ewwwww. (5) Mason George is like a freaking Jedi. How? (6) The most unlikeable mother. Ever. (7) Does she ever eat anything but Pop Tarts? (8) Her being so friendly? cute? innocent? that the prison guard lets her take baths every day instead of twice a week. Sure. Totally believable. (9) There were times the story jumped around so much that I thought I had skipped pages, but I really don't think I had......
That's all I can think of now, but you can see why I am so angry at myself for financing this drivel. Kudos to the lady for writing it and finishing it. I know it was hard work, but the editor should have pushed for a bit more cohesion.