Ricky did a great job in showing the dark and twisted side of people. When I first bought this book I didn’t realize it’d be so short! I finished it so quickly and I enjoyed every single story. I personally give this book five out of five stars. Some of my favorite stories are Vanity, Wet Socks, and Paper or Plastic?.
Vanity is a story of a young girl named Chelsea. Who during prom had a horrendous accident that got her the nickname “Razor ass”. Ever since her incident she became home-schooled and became a new person online, Marilyn. “This eighteen- year- old, online she calls herself Marilyn instead of boring, unremarkable Chelsea. In another life, could’ve sung happy birthday to the president. She’s 26 according to her profile and, naturally, a professional model.” (Olson 10). At some point, however, she gets an email from a username of TheRed00 stating that she is invited to a party where “the hottest of the hot are invited” (Olson 18). She decides to go to the party with this stranger. Since the party is a masquerade party, she is even more eager to go. She meets up with this man and they go to the party together. “ The man smiles with big, faintly yellowed teeth and he says, ‘Marilyn?’ His voice gruff and rattles around his throat.” (Olson 20). While at the party the stranger tells her to call him Red. They both get intoxicated and start to dance. Red then suggests to be alone together with Marilyn. “After cup four, Red leans into Chelsea’s neck and yells as sensually as possible ‘You want to go find a place where we can be alone?’ His breath is whiskey straight from the bottle. Nod and smile.” (Olson 23). They go into a room alone, and like any two young and intoxicated people, they hook up. Only that during this Red finds out that Chelsea is not only different from the pictures she posts, but also that she is his younger sister. “The confusion in his face must have concerned her, because she leans up, throws off the mask and says ‘Are you okay?’ But seeing her face in person only slams all the puzzle pieces faster into their respective slots.” (Olson 26). Chelsea’s older brother who left for the military and came back with an awful scar on his face. “ That’s why his voice is different The whole side of his face had to be rebuilt.” (Olson 27). In the end Chelsea ends up pregnant and her parents never find out about what happened between them.
Wet socks is a story of a man named Jake who wants to see his ex lover for the last time to tell her important news. He wants to get in contact with her but has to call through a payphone. “I have to call from a payphone, from a number you don’t recognize, because if you know it was me you’d never answer. And this is important” (Olson 62). When he calls he hears the voice of her sister. He demands to put his ex lover on the phone or he’ll go there himself. “I’m losing the patience I never had and I’m just like a child waiting out the last minutes before summer break”(Olson 64). Jake ends up going to her house where the sister is the one to open the door and explain to him that she is busy. Jake grows impatient and barges into the house. “And before I have time to think, my hand is on the door and I’m pushing it open and shoving your sister out of the way” (Olson 66). He walks his way to her room and what he sees next enrages him. “And I realize you’re not alone. There’s a man sitting there cross-legged folding the socks I’m supposed to fold. Touching the clothes I’m supposed to touch. The clothes that we used to share” (Olson 66). He starts to fight the other poor man close to death. His ex-lover tries to stop him but he shoved her aside. Once he stops he takes a handful of folded socks and leaves the house. Later he stands far away and observes what chaos he’s caused. He never got to tell her he had cancer, that he only had a month to live.
The third and last story I will write about is Paper or Plastic?. A young man, Johnathan, working at a grocery store coming home and finds his pet dog dead. “It’s after work, after my clothes are changed, when my mouth still has crumbs hanging from a ham sandwich, that my dog dies” (Olson 94). That is the start of a dark and sinister side of Jonathan. He is the one to bury the dog and not tell his mother. But what is odd is that he didn’t feel anything. “There are no tears, not even after I bury him in the backyard, after I pat the soil down in the back corner near the garden. I don’t think about his life. I don’t feel a thing” (Olson 95). After that incident Johnathan became death obsessed and starts watching people die online. He later starts to kill the entire neighborhood's pets starting with a cat he complains about. “I see that black and white mound blobbing up and down in the bushes, weaving in and out of flowerbeds everyday after work. That damn cat” (Olson 96). He strangles the cat with a plastic bag. After killing all the animals he felt the urge to kill again and tries to avoid plastic bags. “I try to avoid plastic bags altogether because it just brings back the hunger. The craving that courses through my veins with every waking moment. Every time someone says they prefer plastic, I cringe” (Olson 97). Johnathan describes his hunger to be like a volcano about to erupt but nowhere for the lava to go. So he strangles his mother. “I yank my prey back into the shadows of the alley and it doesn’t take much effort because she’s so tiny’(Olson 99). He drags his small indefensive mother into an alley and kills her. “I slide the off her face I roll her over and see those dead eyes staring back at me, the crows feet from smiling so much. Her mouth open, she look like a zombie” (Olson 99). He returns home and waits for the police to arrive. They later arrive and inform him of his mother’s death. He is shocked and starts crying not because he’s sad, it’s because he’s getting away with murder.
When I first bought this book I knew I’d like it and while I was reading it I enjoyed more and more. Even though it’s not the typical book anyone would like but I do have a fascination for the dark side of things and this book definitely has that.