'Screw you' is an improvement from 'Go fuck yourself' but it is still deemed inappropriate.
This is just one of the many lines from this book that I loved. When I picked up this book, it sounded mildly interesting. That, combined with the fact that it only cost me $1.95, made me buy it. It would have been worth it if I had paid full price. This is a classic example of a book where the summary does not do it the justice that it deserves and, therefore, the book frequently gets overlooked. If I had seen this book in the book store and not at a discount book sale, the summary would never have convinced me to buy it.
Stepakoff is, very obviously, a writer. And he's not a writer restricted to scripts. He starts off talking about his decision to write for television shows. Most writers start off just like the rest of us: go to college, get a job out of college you don't really like, decide what you want to do with your life, go BACK to college and then get a job making no money but at least doing what you want.
I also liked that he gave SO much information about Hollywood and how it works but did it in a way that I didn't feel burdened with information. His writing was engaging and witty which made the facts that he was telling me interesting. He told me about searching for an agent and how, his agent Beth, was a woman who knew everyone, everything and most of her clients were a little scared of her (Stepakoff certainly was.) But she took care of her clients.
The book really illustrates what a face-paced, high-roller world Hollywood was for writers in the '90s. There were writers getting paid six figures, minimum, to sit in a room and think up TV shows. Not write them, no, THINK them up. And these weren't experienced writers; they were kids right out of college. Stepakoff tells us that his first script, for just one episode of one show, made him ten grand right off the bat and, as the show went into syndication, he would subsequently be paid for every time his episode was played.
His explanation of syndication was also mind blowing. Money is not made in the initial airing of the show. Every time that show showed up ANYWHERE, someone had to pay for it. So when a network picked it up and plays repeats, a writer gets paid; when an episode is played on airplane, money changes hands; that commercial that has a five second clip from a TV show? You guessed it; everyone gets a paycheck for that too. Money is made when it goes to foreign markets, when certain lines from the script is made. It's AFTER the show airs that all the money is really made. It was easy to see how writers would make upwards of a million dollars a year.
Not everything is sunshine and rainbows, however. Since he started writing for television in 1988, writers have gone on strike twice and came dangerously close a third time. In fact, writers were on strike when he first started working. It was a strike that had a profound effect on the television business. Because writers were on strike for so long, people stopped watching TV. A lot of people never came back to watching. In fact, the strike changed television drastically. When the stock market took a dive in the late '90s, production companies did everything in their power to cut costs. This was also around the time that Survivor and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire became huge hits. Reality shows, while they do employ writers, they would employ freelance writers. These writers worked upwards of 12 hours a day, six days a week for minimum wage. Making reality TV was cheap and was a great way to cut costs. Suddenly, scripted TV shows were getting cut right and left and reality TV was being made right and left. Though reality TV is always a big hit the first season or two, interest in it dies out quickly and doesn't bring in any money from syndication or DVDs.
Inevitably, the market for writers died down, as these things always do. The bubble burst on the market and has evened out. Writers are still making millions, but they actually earn their keep and experience is worth something.
Stepakoff also wrote for Disney at one point in time. It was nice to see the huge contrast between television and movies. Television is fast paced and things get done in a week or two. It doesn't take months to make one episode; it takes weeks. When working for Disney in the early '90s, he was asked to help conceive a movie about a bear. That's the only real restriction that he was given. They would spend days talking about the littlest details. Things were very laid back and slow paced; very different from the television world. The movie he helped work on for a few years came out about ten years later: Brother Bear. It's crazy to see that what Disney took ten years to do, the television industry does in a matter of a few months.
The thing about this book that got a little annoying (and I mean minor) is that sometimes, when he would give examples of things, he would give a few too many. He would tell you something and then list off writers and the shows that they worked for as an example. Before you knew it, you had just read a paragraph worth of people and what they did. Sometimes it was fine. Other times you just didn't need a list of that many names.
This is one of those books that there was just so much that was good about it, I couldn't begin to explain it all to you here. It was funny, engaging, interesting and a quick read. I recommend it to... well everyone. Really, just go out and buy this book.