Actual Rating: 1.5 Stars
Trigger Warnings: Physical abuse, violence, talk of drug abuse, torture, self-harm, depression
I received an ARC of this book from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.
Seven-Sided Spy follows the story of Cold War era CIA agents who have been kidnapped by the KGB for secret illegal experimentation.
Let's just go right in and start with the big problems I had. If you plan on reading this book, just go ahead and nix ALL the expectations you have from reading the synopsis...because it is completely inaccurate. I am a history buff through and through, and I was so excited to read Cold War era historical fiction but there was very little actual information or events that involved the Cold War at all. A few large events, but they don't even tie in with the story or the plot so they could have been removed completely and it would not have mattered. Also, the character's perspective you think you will get the most is actually one of the ones you get the least, there was no organization, and it could have used many more rounds of editing. I went into this with the expectation of HISTORICAL FICTION, QUEER SPIES, SECOND-CHANCE ENEMIES TO LOVERS type of story. And what I got was definitely not any of that.
Okay, so, it did have queer spies. Usually, that in itself would be enough for me, but by the time the relationships mattered they'd totally buried by everything I didn't like about this book.
In the beginning, the writing was not bad, but it severely declined as time went on. There was little plot development. The book started and just threw me in without hesitating, then it proceeds to jump all over the place while I was still trying to work out what was going on. It was this strange mix of present and past, but all the memories are presented as stories the characters tell each other that are just thrown in at random. Also, the main characters spend 95% of the book hanging out in the forest doing absolutely nothing. Beyond that, as I was reading I could feel myself forgetting what was happening because there was absolutely no point to any of it.
The characters were severely lacking in development. I did not care about any of them, and despite there being about 8 point-of-view characters...I am pretty sure I can't describe any of them with any sort of detail beyond names and even those I get mixed up. Moreover, the characters were beyond wishy-washy. They were constantly changing and not fitting their original characterization and personalities, what little they had in the first place. Which made it difficult to understand the dynamic between the groups.
The only things I can say I actually liked were first few action scenes, I thought they were well written, exciting, and suspenseful, but even those become less well written by the end.
Overall, I would not recommend this book. I didn't gain anything from reading it. The characters and plot were poorly developed, and none of it felt real or genuine. The whole thing could have been set in the 21st century and would have affected the story very little. I think Hannah Carmack could be a good writer, but there was a severe lack of editing put into this novel.