The Prince and the Pee

by Greg Gormley, Chris Mould (Illustrator)

Prince Freddie is off to save a castle from a ferocious dragon when he realizes that he really, really needs to pee. But what with scary ogres, damsels in distress, and impossibly long lines for the only bathroom in the forest, it looks like Freddie will have to face the fire-breathing dragon without having relieved himself. Or will he? The two-birds-with-one-stone ending to this hilarious tale from the brilliant Greg Gormley and Chris Mould will have readers laughing so hard, they’ll run for their own restrooms.

Genres: Picture Books, Fantasy, Dragons, Humor, Childrens, Horses

32 pages, Hardcover

Published June 26, 2018

About the author

Greg Gormley is the author of several internationally successful picture books. His most recent, Dog in Boots, earned superb reviews and was selected for the USBBY outstanding international books list and the Oprah Winfrey Best Picture Books of 2012 list. He lives in Cambridge, UK with his family and a giant dog
called Sid.

Reviews

[Beverly · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny; the kind of funny that little boys especially find appealing.

[Jen Bergevin · Rating 2 out of 5]

My daughter loved this book and thought the toilet humor was hysterical. I do not agree.

[Lygeri · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ιδανικό ανάγνωσμα για αγόρια γύρω στα πέντε που θυμούνται ότι θέλουν να πάνε τουαλέτα την ώρα που κάνουν μπάνιο στην πισίνα, την ώρα που έρχεται το φαγητό στο εστιατόριο ή όταν έχετε μόλις ξεκινήσει ταξίδι με το αυτοκίνητο!... Πολύ γέλιο πάντως!!!

[Clio Kindrake · Rating 5 out of 5]

"that book was silly"

[Arminzerella · Rating 4 out of 5]

Prince Freddie has just downed a huge glass of lemonade when he's recalled to duty by his trusty steed, Sir Rushington. The palace is under attack and they must defend it post haste! Freddie jumps into the saddle, but all of the jostling motion makes him realize that he has to pee. He convinces Sir Rushington to make a pit stop, but just as he's about to go he's attacked by an ogre! He leaps back into the saddle and they continue their journey. Over and over again Freddie tries to pee in various places but there's always something or someone there preventing him. Ridiculous! By the time they reach the palace, it's a real emergency and Freddie pushes right past the dragon threatening the castle. She's so impressed with him that she accidentally sets the castle on fire. No worries, though, Freddie puts the fire out with something special he's been saving all this time.

Readers will FEEL Prince Freddie's pain and will either be in stitches at his predicament, or begging to visit the bathroom. Should be a real kid pleaser since it's all about bodily functions!

[Lisa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Prince Freddie is enjoying his vacation when he is suddenly called up (by his horse) to rescue a castle from a dragon. So he rushes off, but should have "gone" first. The up and down motion of the saddle is more than he can bear, so he begs the horse to let him off, but each time they stop, something prevents Prince Freddie from relieving himself - an ogre, a princess, a long line - by the time he reaches the castle, it's an emergency.

A bit irreverent, it's just silly enough to be so much fun. With lots of references to fairy tales, this is fun to share with your favorite little prince - potty trained or not. The girls will like it too.

Cross posted to http://kissthebook.blogspot.com CHECK IT OUT!

[Lisa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Body humor is not one of my most favorite things to read about, although this was done in a cute but funny manner that made it enjoyable. It is a little on the wordy side for my taste, but the pictures are fun and the story flows. Some of it repeats itself so that makes it more fun. The ending of the story makes it even more fun. NOT a bedtime story if you catch my meaning (he he) however this would be fun for a small storytime and activity.

[Margaret · Rating 5 out of 5]

We’ve found there are not many books about pee. Lots about toilet training but when you do EC with your baby that’s not needed or very interesting. We love Everyone Poops and The Gas We Pass. If only there was a pee book in that series.

After MUCH looking we found this book and while it’s nothing about the science/biology of pee it is a DELIGHTFUL and Whimsical and such a fun book!!!!

Most highly recommended!!

[Lauren · Rating 4 out of 5]

Such a cute read. Prince Freddie is on a quest to save the castle, but there's just one issue: he needs to potty! Along his journey there are many opportunities to go, but they are quickly doused. With each interaction, his bladder gets even more full and his will to hold on is certainly tested. Will the prince ever find release? Find out in this comical picture book.

[The Brothers · Rating 4 out of 5]

A young prince is so eager to defend his castle against a dragon that he forgets to pee before he sets out on the journey home. He makes several unsuccessful attempts at rest stops, but always something / someone gets in the way. Luckily, when the castle is (accidentally) set on fire by the dragon, the prince as a handy way to put it out.

Illustrations are silly and fun.

[Monique · Rating 4 out of 5]

Kids are sure to enjoy this hilarious tale of Prince Freddie and his need to pee! Atop his horse, Sir Rushington, they run into one roadblock after another on their quest to allow the Prince to pee in peace and privacy. The finale is a great end to the story.

[Bekka · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very cute book about the necessities of life! Anyone, grownup or child, who's taken a long car trip with someone who wont stop for the bathroom can relate to this silly tale. A fun read and some cute illustrations as well.

[Reader · Rating 4 out of 5]

Created this just to say to the ones and twos, “It’s about Peeing.” If you knew that then why did you even pick it up to read it? My Lord get over yourselves. To the “Gender Comment,” SMH.


Great book my kids loved it!! One of those random finds at the library. Plink Plink Plink

[Malissa · Rating 2 out of 5]

The ending is mildly redeeming, but the rest of the book is just... bleh.

[Al · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny, but very gendered. Unfortunately the "heroic act" could only really be done by a boy. The feeling throughout the book is universal, it would have been nice if the end was more universal, too.

[Heather · Rating 2 out of 5]

There are funny moments but the energy peters out. This book is barely ok but sure to be popular with little kids who love potty humor.

[Patti · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very cute. Yes, it’s gender-specific. Not everything is universal. But....what about that princess that needed saving?

[Justin Langlois · Rating 4 out of 5]

Must read! Definitely great for a storytime. You know the kids are gonna crack up whenever you say "I really have to pee." And, of course, can't beat the wordplay on "The Princess and the Pea".

[Sarah · Rating 4 out of 5]

A bit crude, but as a mom of boys they would get a kick out of this.

[Becca · Rating 3 out of 5]

More bathroom humor, better done than some. The "up and down, up and down, up and down" will have children's hands going "up and down" and crossing their legs. Come to think of it...

[Sarah Threlkeld · Rating 3 out of 5]

Potty humor done well. Everyone will relate to the prince’s situation.

[Miss Sarah · Rating 3 out of 5]

A young knight is bracing off to fight a dragon but really ahs to be along the way. Will he be able to find a spot or will he keep getting interrupted? Preschoolers and up for humor

[Kimberly · Rating 3 out of 5]

Absolutely ridiculous but I laughed. I also got up to go pee...this book might have that effect on you.

[Mel Leigh · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a funny and adorable book! The illustrations are cute and the story is well written.

[kim · Rating 4 out of 5]

haha, funny

[Rachel · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my personal sense of humor, but it has its audience.

[Robin Rockman · Rating 4 out of 5]

Raunchy, fun.

[Marjorie Elwood · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh my! Prince Freddie has to save the castle but he really, really needs to pee.....

[Skye Carrette · Rating 5 out of 5]

A wonderful story with good rhythm and beautiful illustrations. Just, maybe skip to the loo before you start.

[Leah NYC · Rating 5 out of 5]

Such a fun read-a-loud book.