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288 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 13, 2017

"Note to self, see if Livia is willing to play Sexy Librarian after we play Find the Nightstick."

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TW: This entire book is about pregnancy.
What the f*ck did I just read 😂
Listen, this was so freaking weird lmao
Do not pick up this book in the hopes that you will read something that can be taken seriously. That is the only reason this got 3 stars from me, because this is a COMEDY ROMANCE book, with a lot of spice and half of it being cringe.
This womanizer cop meets a very attractive woman who is swearing off men. However, she is about to turn 30 and she wants something real bad:
She wants a baby. This HOT COP, who GETS CALLED HOT COP TO HIS FACE AND everyone else in this book refers to him as the hot cop, steps up to the challenge.
He will help her, just so he can sleep with her, they will hook up until she is impregnated and then, per her request, he will have NOTHING do to with the child and with her after she gets knocked up.
She want's to do this alone, because men can't be trusted. Honestly, the only relatable part of this book.
This entire book is filled with br&&ding k!nk talk, pregnancy talk, ovulation talk, vaginal mucus talk...and yet...lol
It just felt like I was watching a silly Adam Sandler movie at the end of the day to get my mind off things. It was funny, ridiculous, cringy but they did add some very sweet/emotional moments when it came to his career, to their wishes to build a family and the lesson was: you will never be happy if you guard yourself from people and if you don't allow yourself to be vulnerable.
Was it repetitive? Yes. I was almost pulling my hair out near the end with the: NO, I CAN'T LOVE HIM! dialogue.
Cringy? Yes... I have read worse though. This fulfilled it's purpose. It was supposed to be a silly cop romance book and it delivered.
Pick this up when you wanna have some laughs and not take a book seriously for once.


His blue, blue eyes. They’re pools of cobalt, and I forget to blink when I look into them. Forget how to breathe. Forget how to look away. Now this is what they mean by ovaries exploding. Mine are exploding. They’ve exploded. Kaboom. His manly aura has sent signals to my baby-makers and caused instant combustion. ”
He feasts on me , and I feast on him. His lips devour every sweep of my tongue. His teeth are playful and nip at my jaw. His beard is rough and coarse and will leave burn marks with swollen lips, but I don’t care. I want it all. I’ll take it all. ”
I devour her mouth, I claim it, I lick inside past her teeth and I bite at her lips and I keep her face tight to mine as she moans and kisses me back, just as fiercely, just as urgently. “This is real,” I tell her, and now I don’t know if I mean the pregnancy or if I mean this— the chemistry, the connection, the us we’re both too afraid to acknowledge even to ourselves. “This is fucking real.”
You have the right to use my body to give yourself a delirious, life-changing orgasm.” He bends in close to my ear and whispers. “If you have trouble... don't worry, I'm a bit of an expert in that department.”
You’re mine, princess. You were mine the moment you let me feel your bare pussy in that restaurant. You were mine the moment you let me kiss you so dirty outside of it. And you were definitely mine when you came around my cock and hoped I’d put a baby inside you.”
Laurelin Paige Sierra Simone









“You have the right to remain sexy,” he says. “Anything you say can and will be used to get you in my bed.”
Tab Chase goes into Slot Livia; lather, rinse, repeat until baby.
Attached. It’s one of those words that I associate with bad things—pleading texts and late night phone calls and possessiveness. A toxic word. And yet, I find I don’t mind the idea of Liv getting attached at all. In fact, the idea of her being possessive of me is rather pleasing. Especially because I’m starting to feel rather possessive of her.