Whatchoo Talkin' 'bout, Bruce Willis?
"What's with all these hippies kissing my girl, why don't they ever wash? What did we ever do to that cult that made them so violent? Whoo-hoo, I look just like Charlie Manson, oh-whoah, and you're Sharon Tate...I don't care what they grok about us anyway, I don't care about that!" - Weezer
Those MTV Buzz Bin friendly lyrics from the 90s are what I remember most about the 90s. That, and the couch potato friendly, Beavis and Butthead target-marketed, hit MTV video wherein rising auteur Spike Jonez integrated video of the band into the Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene.
Yeah. Okay. I'm just poking fun, extrapolating from a quote in this book wherein a character states out loud that all the females at the day-glow rock show look like Tate, all the males look like Manson. But, seriously, I do congratulate myself on the fact that this mish-mosh of images, parody, irony, timeslip, timeslap, etcetera is what we all took out of the 20th century and left orphaned (and/or partial-birth abortioned) at the doorstep of the First Days of the Last Days of the Church of the Twenty First Century once this communal Rosemary's Baby began to cry, beg, talk, stare silently, claw, foam at the mouth, etcetera. A state of mind that we're only now starting to reclaim, feverishly waving our rain-soiled ticket stubs at the confused lady behind the counter at the Overly Socially Mediated Chinese Laundromat and Internet Cafe Sex Robot Emporium and Dollar Store.
Anyways. This is a pleasant collection of essays by Douglas Coupland, wherein he remembers the 90s as a series of Grateful Dead concert short stories, Kurt Cobain's death, half-hearted backstage political involvements and intrigues (circa 1992), Vancouver bridges, post-Wall fall German tourism, and O.J. Simpson. Needless to say, Coupland's experience of the 90s is not mine (and probably not yours) but exactly what you'd expect from a razor's edge, upper middle-class white-privilege art-major Baby Boomer. Nothing here about Austin Powers, Stone Temple Pilots, rap or Ross Perot. Lollapalooza and Zooropa. Fuckin' Phish and Blues Traveler and the forever-spiral of porn site pop-up windows that no amount of corner-X clicking would terminate, eradicate. Indeed, that clicking? That would only accelerate the bombardment of come-ons. Nothing. Nothing here about these more common experiences of the...of the 90s.
Maybe I'm just being cranky. ...Yeah, I'm just being cranky. I'm being cranky and a jerk. But, Coupland? I put off reading this for years because it looked like a picture book, not a book proper. Sorry I did, because it's actually pretty darn good once you realize the whole "spotlight on the 90s" angle was a publisher's demand, a joke.