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First published January 1, 1961


Children's heads are very loose.When I was seven, I though that was pretty funny. I still think that.
Mother, Father, screw them tight.
If you feel uncertain use
A monkey wrench, but do it right.
If a head should come unscrewed
You will know that you have failed.
Doubtful cases should be glued.
Stubborn cases should be nailed.
Then when all your darlings go
Sweetly screaming off to bed,
Mother, Father, you may know
Angels guard each little head.
Come the morning you will find
One by one each little head
Full of gentle thoughts and kind,
Sweetly screaming to be fed.
EVAN KIRK
Evan Kirk
Is looking for work
Work? What can he do?
He could milk a cow
If he just knew how.
He can almost buckle a shoe.
He can count to ten
Again and again
With hardly a real mistake.
He could drive a bus
If one of us
Would handle the wheel and the brake.
He can climb a chair
When no one's there
And reach where the cookies are.
He can catch you frogs
And pollywogs
At eleven cents a jar.
For a nickel a day
He will hammer away
At woodwork, walls, and doors.
Or for nothing at all
He will paint the hall
And nail down all your floors.
The little dear
Has been working here
A year--almost two.
And you couldn't foresee
How glad we'd be
To send him to work on you.