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A novelization of the hit film script by I.A.L. Diamond and Billy Wilder. After an encounter with the Russian ballet when Holmes acquires his Stradivarius and Watson is deeply embarrassed, the story follows the consulting detective's adventures that begin with a missing Belgian engineer and his nearly-drowned wife and continue via twenty-four canaries, seven Trappist monks and six midget acrobats to a confrontation, foreseen by Mycroft Holmes, with no less a phenomenon than the Loch Ness Monster! Dr. Watson is constantly humiliated in his unusual role as valet to Mr. and Mrs. Ashdown, otherwise known as...

174 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 1970

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770 reviews228 followers
July 29, 2019
*******A hitchiker s guide to Cinema*********

********* راهنمای اتواستاپ زن ها به سینما!*********

اگر شما هم مثل من همچنان پروژه ی "سینما ی فاخر"را شروع نکرده اید,این ریویو به مانند رستورانی بین راهی می ماند که هر اتوبوسی در ان توقفی چند دقیقه ای می کند,و چند دقیقه از زندگی شما را هم قطعا می بلعد,چند دقیقه ای به شدت فراموش شدنی...
Cast:
اگر شما هم دایره اطلاعاتی تان به اندازه من محدود است تنها sirهایی که می شناسید
احتمالا آلکس فرگوسن و بابی چارلتون(دومی رو هم واقعا نمیشناسید,گذری اسمش به گوشتان خورده)است از دیدن لقب "سر" جلوی نام ستاره این فیلم متحیر می شوید
"Sir Robert Graham Stephens"
پس از گذر دو دقیقه از تیتراژ شروع فیلم,این تحیر به پایان می رسد و متوجه می شویدکه حقیقی ترین لقب دنیا برای این بازیگر همان sirاست..
یک شاهکار رخ می دهد در زمان قرار گرفتن دوربین جلوی این بازیگر!یک مسخ..تولد شرلوک هلمز از خطوط کتاب ها و فیلم نامه به جهان حقیقی..تجسم روح و جسم کاراکتر در هنرمند و توقف هنرمند و شروع هنر(استنیسلاوسکی)
ای کاش در 1970بودیم و چنین فیلم هایی را انتظار می کشیدیم..
دیدن این فیلم تلنگر لازمی بود برای تصفیه و غنی سازی انچه میبینم, چرا که انچه میبینیم هم مثل انچه می خوانیم انچه هستیم را می سازد...
سینما ی امروز مثل سلیقه ی مردم امروز شده..سطحی و پابلیسیتی پسند.. که در ان سوپر مدل ها و ورزشکار ها و سلبریتی ها بازیگر فیلم می شوند!
بازیگر جنس متفاوتی است..بازیگر چیزی ست مثل Sir Robert Graham Stephen

پ.ن:کتاب در واقع همان داستان فیلم یا فیلم نامه است.
592 reviews
October 7, 2014
Somehow manages to make a story involving midgets, a sexy german secret agent, the loch ness monster, and a Russian ballerina failing to seduce celebrities seem uninteresting.
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Author 7 books22 followers
March 4, 2013
I have read this. I have read it so hard.
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October 6, 2025
#Binge Reviewing my previous Reads #Holmes Pastiche

There’s a particular ache in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — that of a legend dismantled with tenderness, not cynicism. Michael Hardwick, adapting and expanding on Billy Wilder’s 1970 film of the same name, does not so much rewrite Holmes as reveal him.

This is not the deductive demigod striding through Baker Street fog; it’s the lonely, ironic, emotionally undernourished man beneath the myth. Hardwick’s Holmes bleeds in places Doyle’s never let him. And that bleeding, paradoxically, makes him feel more real.

When Wilder’s film first appeared, it puzzled audiences — too bittersweet for a mystery, too romantic for a thriller, too ironic for hero worship. Hardwick’s novelisation arrived soon after, preserving the film’s tone but giving it the interior texture that prose affords. It isn’t merely a transcription of the screenplay. It breathes differently. It lingers. Hardwick uses narrative space to explore the fragile seams of identity and mythmaking that Wilder could only suggest in glances and camera angles.

The novel opens, as tradition demands, in Baker Street. But the Baker Street we find here isn’t quite Doyle’s — it’s quieter, dustier, steeped in nostalgia and a faint self-awareness. Dr. Watson, now an old man, looks back at cases long suppressed, stories “too sensitive” to publish. It’s an ingenious frame: we’re about to read the true adventures, the scandalous, human episodes that could never be printed in The Strand. Right from the start, Hardwick destabilises the canonical authority of Doyle’s stories. What if the official record is the censored one? What if Watson’s real notes tell a different story — of failure, ambiguity, and heartbreak?

The first of these “private” adventures begins in that familiar drawing room, when Holmes receives a letter from a mysterious woman seeking her missing husband. So far, so Doyle. But the tone is different. There’s irony in Holmes’s replies, weariness in his deductions. When the woman arrives — the beautiful Gabrielle Valladon — the detective’s detachment begins to crack. And that’s the novel’s heartbeat: Holmes, the ultimate rationalist, confronted with emotion he can’t categorise.

Hardwick doesn’t make the mistake of turning Holmes into a lovesick fool. His affection for Gabrielle is hesitant, analytical, almost theoretical at first. But what’s moving is how it sneaks up on him. Holmes’s mind, so used to dissecting others, can’t quite handle being surprised by his own heart. Gabrielle, for her part, isn’t merely a femme fatale — she’s an intelligent, tragic figure, part of a web of espionage and deception that leads the pair into one of the strangest cases in Holmesian lore. Submarines, dwarves, secret laboratories, and a certain Scottish loch — all swirl together into something more melancholic than madcap.

If Doyle’s stories were about the triumph of intellect over chaos, Hardwick’s Private Life is about the limits of intellect — the slow realisation that not everything can be solved, that understanding the mechanics of the world doesn’t grant mastery over the human heart. Holmes’s misjudgment of Gabrielle’s motives becomes a kind of spiritual wound. It’s his great unspoken tragedy. The man who can read a man’s life from a footprint fails to read love from a glance.

Stylistically, Hardwick’s prose is elegant, subdued, and slightly wistful. He keeps Watson’s first-person narration but tempers it with maturity. The tone is that of an old man confessing, not a young one boasting. There’s also a quiet humor threaded through the melancholy. When Holmes rebuffs the advances of a Russian ballerina, suggesting instead that Watson stand in for him as her lover, Hardwick’s phrasing captures both the comedy and the pathos of the moment. It’s one of the novel’s most famous scenes — often quoted for its subtext, with Holmes declaring he is “married to his work.” Hardwick preserves the ambiguity Wilder hinted at — is it emotional detachment, sexual repression, or simply self-protection? The text never says. It just aches.

In comparison with other Holmes pastiches, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes occupies a unique emotional register. Where Nicholas Meyer’s The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (1974) seeks to heal Holmes through psychoanalysis, and Laurie R. King’s The Beekeeper’s Apprentice (1994) re-humanises him through partnership, Hardwick’s Holmes remains wounded and unresolved. There’s no redemption arc here. Just awareness. He’s a man who understands too late what he’s lost — a mind that has seen its own limits.

You can feel Wilder’s fingerprints all over the narrative — his fascination with melancholy men, with intellect undercut by longing. Hardwick extends that into the language of Doyle’s world. The fog becomes metaphorical: it’s not just the London weather but the emotional opacity through which these characters grope. Every deduction, every clever inference, feels like a candle flickering against that darkness.

The novel’s middle section — the “Loch Ness” sequence — is both adventure and allegory. Holmes and Watson travel to Scotland on the trail of Gabrielle’s vanished husband and uncover a plot involving a proto-submarine designed for the British government. The tone here is delightfully strange: a mix of espionage, fantasy, and Gothic melancholy. It’s as though Conan Doyle’s rational universe is slipping into dream. When the famous monster appears (or seems to), the novel flirts with myth — and Holmes, the unshakeable empiricist, is briefly unmoored. The scene becomes a quiet metaphor for his crisis of faith in reason itself.

Hardwick uses these pulp elements to ask serious questions about identity and deception. Everyone in this story wears masks — spies, lovers, even Holmes. Gabrielle’s true allegiance, when revealed, devastates Holmes not because she deceived him, but because it exposes how badly he needed to believe. That’s the tragedy. Not the betrayal, but the vulnerability it revealed.

The final chapters are exquisitely painful. Holmes learns the truth — that Gabrielle was a German agent, that her affection was real but doomed — and watches her disappear into the machinery of politics and war. The last glimpse he has of her is framed like an elegy. Hardwick writes it with restraint, allowing understatement to do the emotional work. There’s no melodrama, no confession of love. Just silence, and the sound of the sea. When Holmes later plays the violin, Watson realises it isn’t just music — it’s mourning.

What distinguishes The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes from other expansions of the canon is its emotional honesty. It refuses to mythologise. Instead, it humanises without desecrating. Holmes remains brilliant, infuriating, self-absorbed — but also, for the first time, heartbreakingly fragile. Hardwick gives us a man who finally encounters a mystery he can’t solve: himself.

In many ways, this novel anticipates modern reinterpretations like the BBC’s Sherlock or the film Mr. Holmes (2015), where aging or alternate Holmes figures wrestle with memory and emotion. Hardwick was there decades earlier, asking what happens when the detective stops detecting and starts reflecting.

One of the novel’s subtler themes is performance. Both Holmes and Watson are aware of how the “legend” of Sherlock Holmes has overtaken the man. When Watson hesitates to publish certain truths, he’s protecting the myth. Holmes, too, plays his part — the aloof genius, the ascetic logician — because that’s what the world needs him to be. But behind closed doors, the mask slips. The genius drinks. He laughs. He doubts. He remembers. That’s the “private life” the title promises — not scandal, but solitude.

Hardwick’s prose excels in those small, atmospheric moments: the scrape of a bow on violin strings, the hiss of rain against the windows, the smell of tobacco fading in an empty chair. These sensory touches ground the legend in something intimate and mortal. It’s the opposite of spectacle — it’s interiority.

And yet, despite its poignancy, the book never becomes self-pitying. Holmes remains ironic, occasionally wickedly funny. His wit is a defense mechanism. When Watson frets about public perception, Holmes mutters, “Let them believe what they will. A man must be allowed some secrets.” That line could summarise the whole novel.

If A Study in Brimstone (Denning) reimagines Holmes as a magician-detective navigating cosmic horror, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes does the opposite — it strips away the mythic accretions and leaves us with the human residue. Both works expand the canon by testing its boundaries: one by excess, the other by reduction. Denning adds tentacles; Hardwick adds tears. Both, in their ways, pay tribute to Doyle by proving how elastic the character remains.

Hardwick’s Watson is another triumph. In Doyle’s original, Watson is often the faithful chronicler, slightly obtuse, occasionally comic. Here, he’s reflective, almost rueful. His affection for Holmes is complicated — part admiration, part frustration, part something unnameable. Some modern readers detect homoerotic undertones in the text, and while Hardwick never makes that explicit, he doesn’t suppress the tenderness either. The intimacy of their companionship is palpable, and that emotional ambiguity is precisely what gives the novel its modern edge.

There’s also an implicit critique of Victorian morality running beneath the story. The suppression of emotion, the worship of logic, the social codes that demand performance — all of these become psychological prisons. Holmes, in Hardwick’s version, is both prisoner and warden. He enforces his own isolation, knowing it’s killing him. That self-awareness gives the book its tragic dimension.

The pacing is measured, reflective. There are bursts of action — chases, duels, subterfuge — but the real drama happens internally. The emotional climax isn’t a gunfight or arrest; it’s Holmes sitting silently, realising he’s lost something he never admitted he wanted.

Hardwick ends the novel with a masterstroke of understatement. Watson, back in the present, closes his reminiscence with the faintest hint of remorse — not for what happened, but for what never could. Holmes remains an enigma, his heart forever encrypted. But the reader feels the code pulsing just beneath the surface. That’s the genius of it.

In literary terms, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes stands somewhere between homage and elegy. It doesn’t rewrite the canon so much as reinterpret it through the lens of mid-20th-century irony. It’s aware that the age of heroic rationalism has ended, that modernity has made Holmes’s certainties obsolete. The “private life” isn’t merely personal; it’s symbolic — the death of the Enlightenment dream that everything can be explained.

Comparatively, if we line it up beside other major Holmes reinventions — Meyer’s analytic reformation, Denning’s supernatural delirium, Pirie’s psychological Gothic — Hardwick’s novel is the most intimate. It isn’t about saving Holmes, nor destroying him. It’s about watching him exist without armour for once. It’s almost unbearably gentle.

The writing itself glows with restraint. Hardwick understands that understatement can carry more power than melodrama. When Holmes gazes after the departing Gabrielle, the prose doesn’t shout. It whispers. “He stood very still. Then, after a long while, he lit his pipe.” That single gesture contains more pain than pages of lamentation.

In the end, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes isn’t a mystery at all. It’s a meditation on privacy, vulnerability, and the quiet sadness of genius. It takes one of literature’s most famous minds and reminds us that behind every intellect is a heart that beats, breaks, and tries to hide the evidence.

That’s why the novel still matters. It bridges Doyle’s late-Victorian faith in reason with our modern skepticism about it. It shows that the detective story — the genre built on the idea that every question has an answer — can also tell us that some mysteries are unsolvable.

When I think of this book now, I picture Holmes not as the hawk-eyed man with a magnifying glass, but as someone sitting alone in Baker Street, violin in hand, staring at the fog beyond the window. The world sees him as the perfect detective. Only Watson — and we, by extension — glimpse the imperfect man. That’s the gift of Hardwick’s vision: it lets the myth exhale, lets the man beneath it breathe.

And so, in this #Binge Reviewing my previous Reads #Holmes Pastiche run, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes stands as the quiet counterpoint to Denning’s exuberant chaos. Where A Study in Brimstone makes Holmes larger than life, Hardwick makes him smaller — and in that smallness, infinitely more human.

Because sometimes, the greatest mystery isn’t in the crime, the clue, or the culprit. It’s in the private silence between two men, one playing the violin, the other listening, both pretending not to understand what the music really means.

Give it a go…..
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21 reviews11 followers
December 30, 2014
The story begins with Holmes and Watson receiving an anonymous gift of tickets to a very prestigious ballet, which leads to an offer for a 'case' which is very different from anything Holmes has been 'consulted' on in the past. After spending an evening at the ballet's backstage party, that proves interesting to say the least, an indiscretion on Holmes' part prompts Watson to inquire into Holmes' past love life.

The case itself starts when a beautiful woman is mysteriously brought to 221B, by a cabbie who has apparently rescued her from drowning in the Thames. She is disoriented and injured, and possesses only a soggy piece of cardboard with the address of 221B Baker Street on it. Not wanting to turn her away in such a helpless state, Holmes and Watson, with the help of Mrs Hudson, take care of the woman until the next morning when she is able to recall her reasons for seeking their assistance. Together, they embark on a case with many mysterious elements, including a missing husband, a Scottish castle, the Loch Ness monster, and covert naval experiments. Mycroft Holmes also makes an appearance that is not to be forgotten.

This story is written in the traditional Doyle style of being narrated by Watson, but there are also parts that are narrated by Holmes, as Watson was not present at the time of many of the events that were crucial to the over-all story (but don't worry - the writing is much more intriguing than some of Holmes' other attempts, such as the canonical 'The Lion's Mane'). The writing and characterisation felt very true to the original stories, even as it touched on many elements of Holmes' character that were never addressed in great detail (or at all) in the canon.

This is one of those cases where the book is actually a novelisation of the movie, instead of the usual situation of the movie coming after the book. Now, this is the only movie novelisation I've read so far, so I don't know if this is always the case, but I can still say with great confidence, that after reading the book and then seeing the movie, the book is still better. It has extra scenes and details that just make the whole experience and journey of the story so much more enjoyable. There's a plot twist at the end that left me very surprised, and when I watched the movie, the twist was evident very early on (even without knowing what I knew from the book). It wasn't completely obvious the degree of twist that would occur, but it was much more obvious that all was not as it seemed, as the movie provided a third-person view of the events that showed more than either Watson or Holmes experienced at the time, giving more away to the watcher, and making the subsequent plot twist much less obvious in the end (although still a complete surprise to the characters involved). The novel, on the other hand, didn't share anything more with the reader than what Holmes and Watson experienced at the time, and because we experienced everything through their narration, the reader is (or at least, should be) left just as surprised as the characters by the final turn of events.

For those of you who are fans of the BBC's 'Sherlock', this book and movie will provide an extra treat. Mark Gatiss, the actor who plays Mycroft Holmes on the BBC's 'Sherlock', says that this is one of his favourite Holmes movies, and all-time favourite interpretation of Mycroft. He even based his portrayal of Mycroft on the version from this book/movie. Anyone who's seen the BBC Sherlock episode 'A Scandal in Belgravia' will also recognise that this provided great inspiration for the episode.

Overall, I think this book is just wonderful! Everything from the progression of the story, to the interactions of the characters, both canonical and original, was very enjoyable. It made me laugh and smile, and kept me in suspense right until the very satisfying conclusion. A definite must for any Sherlock Holmes fan.
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Author 3 books73 followers
May 7, 2013
A novelization of the film with the same name, this is an interesting book for a couple of reasons. One is that authors Michael and Molly Hardwick were longtime Sherlock Holmes writers, contributing a nonfiction book about him and many Holmes radio scripts to the BBC. In my opinion, these are the most sensitively adapted of all the Holmes radio series. They bring their understanding of the characters and their world to this novel, as they would to later Holmes novels.

The other reason is that the Hardwicks did not work from the finished film. They worked from the screenplay while the film was being edited, thus capturing scenes not in the final cut, some of which have now been lost. It would be wrong to say that this captures the original conception of the film because the story was conceived as a film, but it does have bits of scenes plus one entire story cut from this episodic movie.

No, this is not a great novel or even a great Sherlock Holmes novel, but it is pretty good, the style is nicely Doyle-like, and unless you have a copy of the script, this book will give you insights when you study this film.
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26 reviews
July 12, 2016
رمانی نسبتا گم نام بین طرفدار های فاسی زبان هلمزکه بیلی وایلدر هم فیلمی از روش ساخته,من چاپ اولش که مال سال 1380بود با ترجمه ی بهروز فرهت جاه ووحید تقوی را اتفاقی گوشه ی کتاب خونه پیدا کردم
در نگاه اول کتاب جذابیه شخصیت ها هم بخ صورت تقریبی خوب دراومداند مخصوصا شوخی های بین واتسون ورلوک ولی در کل کپی جذابی از تلفیق چند تااز ماجراهای هلمزه که جذابیت نسخه های اصلی با قلم کانن دویل را اصلا نداره اما برای رفع دلتنگی برای این کارگاه دوست داشتنی کتاب خوبی محسوب میشه
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Author 5 books39 followers
August 26, 2016
Clever pastiche based on the screenplay by Wilder and Diamond. Misses the underlying sadness of the film, since that comes mostly from the performances (especially from Robert Stephens as Holmes), and from Miklos Rosza's incredibly affecting score. But treat Watson as the unreliable narrator that it's always fun to imagine he is, and this is very enjoyable in its own right.
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February 23, 2025
The Hardwicks do a great job here of making this feel like a Conan Doyle story, largely because they're clearly up on their Canon knowledge, and definitely more so than Billy Wilder. Like Wilder, though, they're massively restricted by the studio-imposed script structure, and this hurts the novel form even more than it does the original movie - the switch between narrators is especially unconvincing. There are some great Watson bits and some neat descriptions in this novelisation, but if Wilder had been allowed to make a better film, we'd have a far stronger book.
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110 reviews23 followers
February 17, 2020
This is a strange, charming, and apparently influential little book. Billy Wilder's cinema take on Sherlock Holmes apparently flopped, but it (and this novelization) inspired other writers who would continue to revisit Holmes and Watson.
416 reviews6 followers
March 20, 2021
Meh. Not a particularly good movie novelization. Some really clunky POV shifts that didn't need to happen. Beyond that, faithful in most regards to the script with just enough differential to keep a body reading.
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33 reviews3 followers
March 15, 2017
Well written, faithful adaptation of the film, with a few slight changes, and a most appropriate ending explaining a controversy in the historical placement of Holmes.
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Author 2 books160 followers
February 4, 2016
Entretenido y ameno de leer pero no es la gran cosa. No se diferencia mucho de un fanfiction regular de SH o de otros "pastiches" sherlockianos.
No entiendo por qué se llama "La vida privada..." ya que es simplemente un caso como otros, con una dama agradable que parece atraer/verse atraída por el detective pero no es más que una Irene Adler un poco más devaluada. No tiene por ejemplo nada escandaloso ni las escenas de sexo omnipresentes en los fanfictions.
Algunas incongruencias temporales entre el relato y el canon y la historia, varias de ellas explícitas en notas al pie y otras pasadas por alto.
La traducción no es muy buena, algunas expresiones han sido traducidas literalmente ("enfermedad de pies y boca" en vez de "fiebre aftosa", "no es su taza de té", etc) y otras traducciones suenan forzadas.
Sólo redimida por la presencia de un activo Mycroft y la reina Victoria en persona. Y porque el escritor del guión original (este libro es una versión novelada de la película del mismo nombre) es evidentemente un conocedor del canon. Me dicen personas que vieron la película que la novelización pierde en la comparación ya que han eliminado los diálogos más picantes del film.
Me gustaron las palabras de la viuda de Conan Doyle al final.
Su mayor interés quizás radique en que los guionistas de Sherlock BBC son grandes fans de la película y han tomado varios elementos de ésta en la serie, lo cual es obvio en la lectura.
Para resumir, una interesante adición a mi estante de Sherlockiana, pero no sé si vale lo que lo pagué (mucho, considerando que es un libro agotado y descatalogado y por tanto fue muy difícil de conseguir; agradezco a Ezequiel de la Sociedad Sherlock Holmes Argentina que me lo vendió).
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7,415 reviews70 followers
July 11, 2024
1970/71. Canadian Dr Watson retrieved a strong box left in a bank which was not to be opened for 50 years. He found that it contained unpublished manuscripts detailing Holmes cases.
The Singular Affair of the Russian Ballarina - 1885 - So what did Holmes do to acquire his violin.
The Girl from the River - 1888 - A female is rescued from a river and wants Holmes to find her husband.
Entertaining stories.
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25 reviews
September 24, 2013
Tiene un poquito de burla pero es muy entretenido en esta versión vemos a un Holmes un poco más humano ya que se podría decir que se enamora. Watson es el más gracioso aquí ya que el es el afectado ante las ocurrencias de nuestro gran detective.
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422 reviews4 followers
July 18, 2024
Retelling

Ok.
Very nicely written, but characters felt off in several ways. Watson yells a lot, is quite a womanizer, and Holmes is almost a petulant little boy who wants his way.
Also...
This is really a complete book form of the movie with the same title from 1970.

Christa
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58 reviews1 follower
October 9, 2024
I got through this book fairly quickly as the storylines flowed smoothly. Well written and the characters meshed well with the ACD canon. I think it’s worth checking out if you’re a Holmes fan.

I’m looking forward to reading more.
170 reviews1 follower
July 3, 2014
Novelization of the film 'The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes'. Book opens with a scene I don't remember seeing as part of the film.
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1,960 reviews301 followers
December 13, 2020
Read this ages ago, after having seen the movie for the second or third time. Ok, not as good as the movie, plot slightly off the beaten track.
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