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PsyCop #3.2
Wood
Victor Bayne might not be handy when it comes to carpentry, but if there’s one tool he does know how to wield, it’s the tiny metal doohickey that comes with ready-to-assemble furniture from SaverPlus.
The shelves aren’t for the cannery—Vic would never manage to sneak cheap pressboard and veneer past Jacob’s watchful eyes. Jacob’s Uncle Leon, however, is nowhere near as fussy. And since he’s only got one arm, he’ll need help putting together his new treasure.
It’s no surprise to find the instructions baffling and convoluted…but were they always so disturbingly dirty?
This PsyCop interlude is a cute, sexy romp that will delight readers who’ve enjoyed the series through PsyCop #3, Body and Soul.
The shelves aren’t for the cannery—Vic would never manage to sneak cheap pressboard and veneer past Jacob’s watchful eyes. Jacob’s Uncle Leon, however, is nowhere near as fussy. And since he’s only got one arm, he’ll need help putting together his new treasure.
It’s no surprise to find the instructions baffling and convoluted…but were they always so disturbingly dirty?
This PsyCop interlude is a cute, sexy romp that will delight readers who’ve enjoyed the series through PsyCop #3, Body and Soul.
18 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 23, 2016
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Jordan Castillo Price
139 books2,136 followersAuthor and artist Jordan Castillo Price writes paranormal sci-fi thrillers colored by her time in the Midwest, from inner city Chicago, to various cities across southern Wisconsin. She’s settled in a 1910 Cape Cod near Lake Michigan with tons of character and a plethora of bizarre spiders. Any disembodied noises, she’s decided, will be blamed on the ice maker.
Jordan is best known as the author of the PsyCop series, an unfolding tale of paranormal mystery and suspense starring Victor Bayne, a gay medium who's plagued by ghostly visitations.
Jordan is best known as the author of the PsyCop series, an unfolding tale of paranormal mystery and suspense starring Victor Bayne, a gay medium who's plagued by ghostly visitations.
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October 3, 2018
This definitely is my very favorite Vic POV shortie in the entire collection. It was funny as hell and sexy AF. Short, sweet, tender, romantic and scorching! Just can’t get enough!
5 yeah, kiss that neck Jacob stars
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
5 yeah, kiss that neck Jacob stars
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
September 21, 2016
3.5
I'll never read any instructions the same way again. Nothing paranormal or mysterious happens here; just two guys helping an old man to assemble some book shelves. It's not their fault the instructions are written that way.
To fully appreciate these two and the memory of their first meeting mentioned here, you need to read the series. Yes, this is one of those stories, so what? Read the series. It's great.
Jacob and Vic are one of my favourite couples, well, ever.
I'll never read any instructions the same way again. Nothing paranormal or mysterious happens here; just two guys helping an old man to assemble some book shelves. It's not their fault the instructions are written that way.
To fully appreciate these two and the memory of their first meeting mentioned here, you need to read the series. Yes, this is one of those stories, so what? Read the series. It's great.
Jacob and Vic are one of my favourite couples, well, ever.
February 26, 2016
Jacob and Vic....YES, yes, YES!
I will never turn down time with them.
A little naughty nibbling and sexy stroking and we've got a jizztastic quickie.
Wish it was a slightly longer quickie but I'll take what I can get.
I will certainly pay closer attention to furniture assembly dialogue from now on...and think of Jacob & Vic. ;)
I will never turn down time with them.
A little naughty nibbling and sexy stroking and we've got a jizztastic quickie.
Wish it was a slightly longer quickie but I'll take what I can get.
I will certainly pay closer attention to furniture assembly dialogue from now on...and think of Jacob & Vic. ;)
April 14, 2017
3.5 stars
November 23, 2020
Leon’s phantom arm made a comeback. 😂 This was another great shortie, sexy and funny af in all the right places. 👍
March 14, 2016
This was just a short, sweet, funny and sexy story that had Victor and Jacob helping Jacob's uncle build some bookcases.
I loved this story it was so much fun to read and had me smiling and giggling throughout most of it. My only issue...it was too short, of course. If you are a fan of this couple you don't want to miss this one.
I loved this story it was so much fun to read and had me smiling and giggling throughout most of it. My only issue...it was too short, of course. If you are a fan of this couple you don't want to miss this one.
February 23, 2016
"I love it when we're on the same page."
Mmm, I love it when Vic and Jacob are on the same page, too.
March 8, 2016
It's JCP! It could never not be good (double negatives = double the goodness)!
February 19, 2016
4.5 stars
(ARC provided by the Author in exchange for an honest review)
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“I’m such a sucker for the neck. He knows it. And he knows I know he knows…
which makes it all so much hotter when he goes for it.”
What is it with Victor Bayne, Jacob Marks and old men’s bathrooms? How can putting together flat-pack furniture be sexy? What are the lewdest assembly instructions ever? How many mediums does it take to put up a SaverPlus bookshelf?
If you are curious to hear the answers, and/or you are a die-hard fan of PsyCop, you will gladly reach for another Vic & Jacob short by Jordan Castillo Price, entitled Wood. It slots in rather nicely just after book three in the series, Body & Soul, and another short – Stroke of Midnight.
I enjoyed this snippet immensely. JCP forever enriches and extends the reader’s knowledge about Vic and Jacob by writing those little gems. This one provides the fresh insight into the characters, further glimpse into their relationship and extended family.
A very JCP kind of humour is applied here, the one I find truly hilarious. There is also a cute quickie, reminding us how hot the guys are together. Above all, it shows the affection they have for each other. It’s endearing how easily they connect and read each other, despite having diametrically different personalities. Victor’s undying sentiment for SaverPlus sums up his neurotic traits and explains his temporary tendencies, stemming most likely from the fear of putting down roots. Jacob’s more sturdy tastes and lasting approach to things and life in general demonstrates how he anchors and grounds his partner.
PsyCop shorts – like highly recommended Wood – are delicious little treats, whetting my appetite. However teasing, they help to curb my cravings to dig into the next (final?) book in this excellent series. They make me await patiently until it finally arrives, served in the manner of the main course. I guess one could call them hunger suppressants.
(ARC provided by the Author in exchange for an honest review)
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“I’m such a sucker for the neck. He knows it. And he knows I know he knows…
which makes it all so much hotter when he goes for it.”
What is it with Victor Bayne, Jacob Marks and old men’s bathrooms? How can putting together flat-pack furniture be sexy? What are the lewdest assembly instructions ever? How many mediums does it take to put up a SaverPlus bookshelf?
If you are curious to hear the answers, and/or you are a die-hard fan of PsyCop, you will gladly reach for another Vic & Jacob short by Jordan Castillo Price, entitled Wood. It slots in rather nicely just after book three in the series, Body & Soul, and another short – Stroke of Midnight.
I enjoyed this snippet immensely. JCP forever enriches and extends the reader’s knowledge about Vic and Jacob by writing those little gems. This one provides the fresh insight into the characters, further glimpse into their relationship and extended family.
A very JCP kind of humour is applied here, the one I find truly hilarious. There is also a cute quickie, reminding us how hot the guys are together. Above all, it shows the affection they have for each other. It’s endearing how easily they connect and read each other, despite having diametrically different personalities. Victor’s undying sentiment for SaverPlus sums up his neurotic traits and explains his temporary tendencies, stemming most likely from the fear of putting down roots. Jacob’s more sturdy tastes and lasting approach to things and life in general demonstrates how he anchors and grounds his partner.
PsyCop shorts – like highly recommended Wood – are delicious little treats, whetting my appetite. However teasing, they help to curb my cravings to dig into the next (final?) book in this excellent series. They make me await patiently until it finally arrives, served in the manner of the main course. I guess one could call them hunger suppressants.
March 27, 2016
Only a few pages long but still very enjoyable and kept me grinning throughout.
February 23, 2016
Normally I'd give anything Victor and Jacob at least 5 stars, because Victor. Jacob. I think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. I'm at a loss as to how to rate this short. I liked it very much, but having said that, I still was disappointed in its length. It ended at 67%. Even then I wouldn't have mined if I'd realized that was the story's 100%. The remaining 33% was author comments and story blurbs.
At $.99 it's not a bad price, and I don't begrudge paying it. I just wish I'd realized how very short it was.
At $.99 it's not a bad price, and I don't begrudge paying it. I just wish I'd realized how very short it was.
February 29, 2016
her voice is just so good. reading even short work like this is ridiculously satisfying.
cornball humor + sarcasm = jappy julio.
(see? i be corny as hell. IDGAF.)
cornball humor + sarcasm = jappy julio.
(see? i be corny as hell. IDGAF.)
December 22, 2022
This was fun and cute
March 10, 2016
****Reviewed for Prism Book Alliance®****
4.5 Stars - It is no secret I adore this series and Wood is a fine addition to it. It doesn’t really add anything but it is nice to see the guys again and get a little sexy time. It is short but humorous! I always like seeing Vic and Jacob interacting as a couple.
Make sure to take the time to read the “about this story” as it is interesting and casts some light on Vic’s personality.
4.5 Stars - It is no secret I adore this series and Wood is a fine addition to it. It doesn’t really add anything but it is nice to see the guys again and get a little sexy time. It is short but humorous! I always like seeing Vic and Jacob interacting as a couple.
Make sure to take the time to read the “about this story” as it is interesting and casts some light on Vic’s personality.
February 23, 2016
I mean, c'mon, it's Vic and Jacob, with a side of favorite uncle Leon and a dash of dyi furniture building.
And it's Vic and Jacob feeling horny, and appreciative.
Even in a short like this, an extended snapshot really, JCP gives us all the things: Vic's unique take on the world, his love for Jacob, Jacob's love for Vic, teenage type humor (in other words, the kind that never gets old), sweetness and hotness, and I'm left wanting more.
<3
And it's Vic and Jacob feeling horny, and appreciative.
Even in a short like this, an extended snapshot really, JCP gives us all the things: Vic's unique take on the world, his love for Jacob, Jacob's love for Vic, teenage type humor (in other words, the kind that never gets old), sweetness and hotness, and I'm left wanting more.
<3
February 24, 2016
Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t immediately think of everything other than cabinetry when you saw the title of this short story. This is Jacob Marks and Victor Bayne we’re talking about, after all, and they have been known to behave in a most erotic way with each other throughout the PsyCop series. And yes, they do that here too, so euphemistically speaking, you might say Wood hits the nail on the head.
Anyone who’s bought put-together furniture and then been baffled by the extra screws, missing nails, and badly translated instructions is going to relate to this story—though I can’t recall a time when my own experience ever turned out to be even half as much fun as this. Mostly there’s just a lot of cussing… So the fact that it all ends in sex for Vic and Jacob probably only means they do it better than everyone else. We should all learn from them.
Because I love this series so, and I love its characters, and it sometimes feels as though it takes an eternity between new full-length novels (*not complaining), it’s so fantastic to get these intimate vignettes with Vic and Jacob. It’s wonderful not because there’s hinky ghost business afoot but because we get to see Vic and Jacob as nothing more than a couple of regular guys doing regular guy, ordinary couple stuff, even though we know they’re both far from ordinary. One of the things I think is most revealing in these ficlets, however, is the opportunity to see Victor Bayne happy. Or, at least Vic’s version of happy since he’s not what anyone would call an effusive sort of guy.
Jordan Castillo Price may not have fashioned a traditional love story in the PsyCop series, but she sure has created a believable and enduring and romantic sort of bond between these two men. Vic and Jacob will forever be a mainstay of my love of reading in general and of speculative fiction in particular. These little asides we’re gifted with, and the intimate moments we get to share with Vic and Jacob apart from their jobs, away from the things that make them something “other,” only endears them to me even more because it gives me a chance to see how well they continue to grow comfortable in that bond.
If you’re a fan of the PsyCop series, grab yourself some Wood. Sorry. In all seriousness, Wood is a story that proves size really doesn’t matter. Sorry. Wood is a sexy and fun little addition to the PsyCop-verse, but where Vic and Jacob are concerned, maybe bigger is just a little bit better. Okay, I’ll stop now.
Reviewed by Lisa for The Novel Approach Reviews
http://www.thenovelapproachreviews.co...
Anyone who’s bought put-together furniture and then been baffled by the extra screws, missing nails, and badly translated instructions is going to relate to this story—though I can’t recall a time when my own experience ever turned out to be even half as much fun as this. Mostly there’s just a lot of cussing… So the fact that it all ends in sex for Vic and Jacob probably only means they do it better than everyone else. We should all learn from them.
Because I love this series so, and I love its characters, and it sometimes feels as though it takes an eternity between new full-length novels (*not complaining), it’s so fantastic to get these intimate vignettes with Vic and Jacob. It’s wonderful not because there’s hinky ghost business afoot but because we get to see Vic and Jacob as nothing more than a couple of regular guys doing regular guy, ordinary couple stuff, even though we know they’re both far from ordinary. One of the things I think is most revealing in these ficlets, however, is the opportunity to see Victor Bayne happy. Or, at least Vic’s version of happy since he’s not what anyone would call an effusive sort of guy.
Jordan Castillo Price may not have fashioned a traditional love story in the PsyCop series, but she sure has created a believable and enduring and romantic sort of bond between these two men. Vic and Jacob will forever be a mainstay of my love of reading in general and of speculative fiction in particular. These little asides we’re gifted with, and the intimate moments we get to share with Vic and Jacob apart from their jobs, away from the things that make them something “other,” only endears them to me even more because it gives me a chance to see how well they continue to grow comfortable in that bond.
If you’re a fan of the PsyCop series, grab yourself some Wood. Sorry. In all seriousness, Wood is a story that proves size really doesn’t matter. Sorry. Wood is a sexy and fun little addition to the PsyCop-verse, but where Vic and Jacob are concerned, maybe bigger is just a little bit better. Okay, I’ll stop now.
Reviewed by Lisa for The Novel Approach Reviews
http://www.thenovelapproachreviews.co...
February 23, 2016
Disappointed it ended at 62% :( Booo. But loved seeing Vic and Jacob again even for a short moment.
January 10, 2018
JCP certainly knows how to write amazing shorts! Wood packs some heat, a lot of fun and easygoing humor, as well as family feels.
Jacob's uncle, Leon, needs help assembling some bookcases he bought at SaverPlus, because who the hell needs IKEA, when they got the next best thing downtown. They got better instructions anyway, if they manage to make two grown ass men snicker and get all hot and bothered.
And good Lord, are the sexy times through the roof here. Everything's more fun when you're this close to getting caught by a family member. Not only that, but Vic & Jacob's love for one another shines through.
Jacob's uncle, Leon, needs help assembling some bookcases he bought at SaverPlus, because who the hell needs IKEA, when they got the next best thing downtown. They got better instructions anyway, if they manage to make two grown ass men snicker and get all hot and bothered.
And good Lord, are the sexy times through the roof here. Everything's more fun when you're this close to getting caught by a family member. Not only that, but Vic & Jacob's love for one another shines through.
[...] we lingered there for one more moment, and held each other, and savored the feeling of wanting and being wanted.
March 1, 2016
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday dear Vic...
Happy Birthday to you.
That's right, today is my favourite PsyCop's birthday and he's we're celebrating with Wood, a new short from PsyCop author, Jordan Castillo Price.
Vic is actually putting up furniture of the flat pack variety, it's the kind of furniture making that is right up his street (the only kind he knows how to assemble, he can wield that doohickey like a pro!) No problemo dude... well, it wouldn't be if he wasn't getting distracted by the filthy instructions.
The furniture may be made of pressboard and veneer, but Vic's still contending with wood.
This short is laugh out loud funny, it really is. Vic is so...Vic, and I couldn't love him more. Putting up furniture is supposed to be awkward, but not in this way. To make matters worse, Jacob's uncle is there, ghostly hand and all. What's a psych to do? The dynamics between Jacob and Vic are perfect and I'd absolutely recommend this to all PsyCops fans. And everyone with a filthy sense of humour.
A copy of this book was given in exchange for an honest review.
Previously at BMBR.
February 24, 2016
Teeeheee! This is a sweet and humorous and smexy short of Vic and Jacob. I had some pretty funny flashback moments to my own furniture assembly mishaps. My favorite was when I lived in a third floor walkup and I bought this gigantic entertainment center. The boxes barely fit in my car with the seats down and they were unbelievably heavy. So heavy, that when I pulled the first one out of the car, it knocked me to the ground ;-) I think it was dark at the time so no one witnessed my mortifying predicament. I had to take the pieces out one by one and carry them up the three stories. I had that thing for over 10 years - and it moved down from the 3rd to the 1st floor at one point and it was not easy! I finally gave it to the movers who moved me to my current house. Then there was the time that putting together a baker's rack Christmas gift from my mother nearly resulted in divorce :D My finest moment however, was when I received a microwave cart from my mom one year for Christmas and it came with NO instructions. They were completely gone. When I called the company (this was the dark ages before the internet) they told me they "might" be able to get me a set - in a couple of months. I said screw it, pulled out all the parts and the screws and whatnot and figured it out myself. Once again - had that sucker for probably 15 years.
I no longer put together furniture - in fact I did have my new office chair assembled by the fine folks at Staples for $10 - money well spent!!
I no longer put together furniture - in fact I did have my new office chair assembled by the fine folks at Staples for $10 - money well spent!!
May 7, 2017
I love these sweet little interludes that Jordan has gifted us with of Vic & Jacob as they make their way as a couple.
Nothing much happens here save that the pair go to Jacob's uncle's house and help him set up a book case from our favorite store, Saver Plus, and sexy times ensue. However this serves as a window into the developing couple dynamics and we see these two be silly and lust filled all at the same time.
Good times. ;-)
Nothing much happens here save that the pair go to Jacob's uncle's house and help him set up a book case from our favorite store, Saver Plus, and sexy times ensue. However this serves as a window into the developing couple dynamics and we see these two be silly and lust filled all at the same time.
Good times. ;-)
February 4, 2017
Awesome little story with Vic, Jacob, and Uncle Leon and his phantom arm!
February 23, 2016
*4.5*
I absolutely loved this short story. Jacob is again the best boyfriend ever, and uncle Leon's arm is as friendly as usual.
I absolutely loved this short story. Jacob is again the best boyfriend ever, and uncle Leon's arm is as friendly as usual.
June 27, 2016
shit yeah - I'm so gonna read this again. I love those guys and this is a great little look into their 'whatever's going on' - it was great!
February 23, 2016
I love anything to do with Vic and Jacob. They are one of my favorite book couples. I wish we had more short stories from Jacob's point of view though. I love knowing what he thinks.
April 4, 2016
4 stars! It's always nice to visit Vic and Jacob. I hope the next book comes out soon!
April 23, 2021
Quien diria que ayudar al tio de Jacob a armar una biblioteca seria tan erotico. Victor y Jacob fueron a ayudar al tio de Jacob a terminar de colocar y armas algunas cosas en su casa, con las que una persona con un solo brazo no puede. Pero cuando las instrucciones para ensamblarlas resultan mas eroticas que practicas, ellos tendran que tomarse unos minutos para poder liberar esa tension antes de terminar con el trabajo que querian hacer.
Una historia corta, como hasta ahora el autor no ha acostumbrado, no es mas que un capitulo altamente erotico que no tiene mayor definicion de tiempo ni espacio, pero que no hace mas que ver lo "emocionado" que se ponen Jacob y Victor cuando estan de "humor". No creo que agrege nada mas a la historia, mas que saber que la famillia de Jacob los acepta como pareja.
Una historia corta, como hasta ahora el autor no ha acostumbrado, no es mas que un capitulo altamente erotico que no tiene mayor definicion de tiempo ni espacio, pero que no hace mas que ver lo "emocionado" que se ponen Jacob y Victor cuando estan de "humor". No creo que agrege nada mas a la historia, mas que saber que la famillia de Jacob los acepta como pareja.
January 21, 2018
Another great short! Jacob and Vic trying to put together some furniture...and of course finding time to sneak away for a quickie. lol
Love these guys and this story. Also love the audible version. Gomez Pugh is amazing.
Love these guys and this story. Also love the audible version. Gomez Pugh is amazing.
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February 23, 2019Disappointingly short. Hardly worth flicking the pages on my kindle. Ended as soon as it had begun.
February 9, 2016
FiveStars
This is another great little taste of Jacob and Vic outside of their jobs and the paranormal world. We get to see how they relate and interact on a normal day and it was sweet and sexy all at the same time. As usual we got some humor as usual comes with Vic, but this time it came from Jacob's uncle as well.
I really love this couple and getting any little snippet of their lives is great. Jordan always writes such great stories, even when they are short and only make me want more of them.
I received a free copy of this book to read for Inked Rainbow Reads in exchange for an honest review.
This is another great little taste of Jacob and Vic outside of their jobs and the paranormal world. We get to see how they relate and interact on a normal day and it was sweet and sexy all at the same time. As usual we got some humor as usual comes with Vic, but this time it came from Jacob's uncle as well.
I really love this couple and getting any little snippet of their lives is great. Jordan always writes such great stories, even when they are short and only make me want more of them.
I received a free copy of this book to read for Inked Rainbow Reads in exchange for an honest review.
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