I love anthologies. I'm a sucker for movies like Tales From the Crypt, Vault of Horror, and Doctor Terror's House of Horrors. Anthologies always have something for everyone. But when you take an anthology and revolve it around a central theme - well, that just makes it all the more better.
Now, take that theme, in this case Horror, and write stories about a beloved holiday - say Christmas - and you have Winter Horror Days. This book was recommended to me by some members of the Horror Writers Association - and it doesn't disappoint.
Twenty-four twisted tales revolving around Christmas, winter, or the Solstice - each one more twisted than the next.
The book starts off with a story from my absolute favorite female horror writer, Lisa Morton and ends with an unusual tale about the antithesis of Santa.
Here is a rundown:
The Christmas Spirit - Lisa Morton - This was one of the stories I enjoyed the most. Not because Lisa wrote it, but because it is just that good. It's a story within a story, within a haunted house. Ray and Elise inherit a house. They think spending Christmas in it will help save their marriage. Ray, in an attempt to do just that, purchases an antique book as a gift for Elise - and it turns out to be anything but ordinary. Great way to set the tone of this anthology.
In the Dead of Winter - K.A. Opperman - OK, if you've read any of my reviews, you know I'm not a fan of poetry. Thankfully this was a short, one page poem about winter.
Mother Night - Elise Forier Edie - I have to admit, the beginning of this story left a lot to be desired. It was confusing, disjointed, and didn't capture my attention. It was written from the point of view of a man just wakening out of what seemed like a long coma or something - half thoughts, false memories, etc. However, by the end of the story, everything was tied up nicely and finally made chilling sense. Stick with it - the ending was worth it.
The Eve Sirens - Lauren Candia - Welcome to the new neighborhood - we love Christmas here. We just don't like the carolers. Remember, on Christmas eve, lock your doors, close your blinds, and don't make a sound.
Christmas '78 - David Ghilardi - Another poem. Can't say too much about it without giving it all away. Let's just say it's about a clown.
Crying Wolf - Kate Maruyama - As an avid reader, I can usually figure out the gist of a story, and the ending, pretty quickly. Not with this story, however. Holly lives a life she hates. Mom and Dad are cordial at best - yet they love to entertain at Christmas. She was accosted as a child by one of the more affluent guests and has hated Christmas ever since. Her closest confidant and protector, her brother, cannot attend this year's party - so she has to find a new protector... and does.
Cursed by Saint Basil - Kate Jonez - This was an interesting story combining the Greek legend of Kallikantzaros (hobgoblins) and a women not wanting to believe in the "old world". Keep a cross and some basil next to you - you may have to use it.
Witch Sisters - by Sean Patrick Traver - Fallen witches, a Bishop of Old Roman Gnostic Succession, a convent used to house a demon, the release of said demon, and the calling for an exorcism. Quick moving, and different kind of read.
A Ghost Hunter's Guide to Christmas Yet to Come - Kevin Wetmore - An homage to A Christmas Carol, taken from a different perspective. What if instead of dealing with the spirits, Scrooge enlists the help of Bob Cratchit to remove the ghosts? That's right - Bob and his family are "ghostbusters". Should have expected the ending, but didn't. Another of my favorites in the lot.
Black Coal - David Blake Lucarelli - I can't say how I feel about this one. It's a cautionary tale about lying and the consequences - but it felt forced, and a little too political for my liking. It was like reading a advertisement for Greenpeace about the dangers of coal mining.
Patisserie du Diable - Eric J. Guignard - With no slight to Lisa, this story was hands down my favorite of the book. It revolves around food, Paris, and a Mardi Gras tradition, La Galette Des Rois (the King Cake). Be careful who you buy yours from, and hope you don't get the slice with the baby.
Dread of Winter, Dreams of Summer - Janet Joyce Holden - A one page story that I just didn't get.
The Sun - Robin Morris - The only word I can use to describe this story is horrifying. Ethan, a very young boy, his baby brother, and Mom are in a car accident. Ethan take off with Daniel in search of help - and finds it after helping the Sun. A truly horrifying tale that will make you put the book down for a minute to comprehend what you just read.
Choking Hazard - Michael Paul Gonzalez - I think every manager should read this story. Be careful how you treat your employees, they may have something in store for you. Just like the elves and Santa.
Krampus Comes to Town - Another poem - this one about the legend of Krampus.
Showdown in Beverly Hills - Hal Bodner - what happens when two holiday icons arrive at the same house as a setup? Well, they face off in a battle. That's just what Santa and the Hanukkah Fairy had to do. Not really a Horror story, per se, but an entertaining one all the same. Especially if you grew up celebrating both holidays.
The Quiet Christmas Tree - Tracy L. Carbone - Have you ever seen those ads that take your loved ones ashes and put them in a planter so that you can grow a tree with them being part of it? Well, after reading this story, I don't think I'll be doing that... ever.
Shamash - Xach Fromson - A Hanukkah story about a cursed hanukiah. I thought the story had potential, but was lacking in some explanation. This family receives the hanukiah from an estranged brother and then die at it "hands". But I felt the explanation of why the hanukiah was made to attack flimsy, and almost non-existent.
An Ugly Resurrection - The Behrg - Ever wonder what Frosty the Snowman thought every year. Well, now you do, and it is disturbing.
The Scary Neighbor - Ian Welke - Everyone has that neighbor. You know the one, no lights at Christmas, keeps to themselves, hates kids... Well, what if they finally get fed up with the taunts, threats, and kids purposely making noise in front of their house? The consequences become dire.
Santa Christ and the Xmas Miracle - Terry M. and Regina West - I'll come right out an say it (since this is my review) - I did not like this story. At all. First, I am not a fan of stories that take place in a desolate future with it's own language. That makes reading the story that much harder because you have to try to translate as you read. For example - "The docamints and fotograffies..." are not necessary to the telling of the story. Not that it mattered, since I didn't like the story either. It's about a man who survived and what he does to gain wealth.
Winter Witch - Ashley Dioses - An eight line poem. Can't say much.
The Fifty-Eighth Item - Kathryn McGee - Wow... this was a heart-wrenching tale about a husband and wife who have chosen to scale down their possessions to just fifty-seven. They decide to spend Christmas in an out of the way cabin. Margaret discovers a key - a key that unlocks her life, and provides her with everything she gave up - in the form of Christmas presents. Or did it?
... And Eight Rabid Pigs - David Gerrold - We have learned that for every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction. For ever good, there has to be a bad. Nature needs balance. Well, what is the opposite of Santa Claus? Satan Claus of course. Steven Dhor creates a story about the antithesis of Santa Claus and calls him Satan Claus. After telling the story multiple times, it becomes a best seller, and a reality.
So there you have it. Twenty-four stories. Taking our the few poems, there was only one that I would say pass on. David Lucarelli (the editor) did a great job in choosing these authors. This may be destined to be a holiday reading tradition.