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Fat Dogs and French Estates
Buying a country estate in France seemed such a simple thing to accomplish. When Beth, her irascible husband Jack, and their two fat dogs set off, little do they know that it will become such an extraordinary adventure. Surviving near-death experiences, they drive thousands of kilometres around French estates steeped in history and crazy aristocrats.
Will they find their dream home, or return to Britain defeated?
This is the hilarious first instalment in the Fat Dogs series.
Will they find their dream home, or return to Britain defeated?
This is the hilarious first instalment in the Fat Dogs series.
194 pages, Paperback
First published January 15, 2015
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About the author
Beth Haslam
10 books61 followersBeth Haslam was brought up on a country estate in Wales. Deep in the countryside, her childhood was spent either on horseback, helping the gamekeepers raise pheasants, or out sailing. After a serious car crash in 1991, she set up her own consultancy business.
As semi-retirement beckoned, Beth and her husband, Jack, decided to buy a second home in France. This became a life-changing event where computers and mobile phones swapped places with understanding the foibles of the French, and tackling the language. Beth is now occupied as never before. Raising and saving animals, writing, and embracing everything that rural France has to offer; she’s loving it!
As semi-retirement beckoned, Beth and her husband, Jack, decided to buy a second home in France. This became a life-changing event where computers and mobile phones swapped places with understanding the foibles of the French, and tackling the language. Beth is now occupied as never before. Raising and saving animals, writing, and embracing everything that rural France has to offer; she’s loving it!
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March 2, 2015
A lovely read.
I was provided with a free copy of this book to beta read. I really enjoyed this book about finding a property in France. It is very well presented and accurate and what a fantastic cover! It reads really well. There is a good short intro which tempts you in to the main part of the book. Such lovely presentation, the chapter numbers and titles have delightful little black and white drawings between. Jack and Beth are looking to buy a second home in France, at first there is no mention of moving there permanently or anything. Beth's husband sounds a bit of a character-there's quite a bit of fun with some of his grumps and his obsession with DIY! They begin selecting a pup. They end up with an Australian Shepherd breed of dog and Biff the Norfolk Terrier which is her mum's dog as mum is in a nursing home. They have decided on France-maybe the Provence region for their house hunting. There is a very interesting chapter about the local foods and the scenery and atmosphere-also a few disasters. So they begin looking at properties-there are unexpected differences to the brochures and a catalogue of funny disasters at the hotel with the dogs. Now one of those escapades really was so funny! Beth Haslam has a great choice of words and there are some brilliant descriptions of one particular eccentric woman. I felt right at home at the scene where there's a man from my own parts in it. His accent was perfectly expressed by Beth. On a few occasions I did wonder is Jack really as grumpy as this though? I felt she may have been a little tough on him at times-poor Jack! I kept waiting for closure, kept noticing it was getting near the end but suddenly it ended and the expected outcome hadn't happened yet! The blow was softened somewhat when I learned that Beth Haslam had already been writing Part two, and, shortly after, I was given the chance to beta read this too. Book two does conclude matters better and the books work very well when read one after the other. I have given this book four stars mainly because the second book was even better, the author had really settled into a confident, relaxed style of writing by then and I wanted to reflect that improvement by giving five stars to that one.
I was provided with a free copy of this book to beta read. I really enjoyed this book about finding a property in France. It is very well presented and accurate and what a fantastic cover! It reads really well. There is a good short intro which tempts you in to the main part of the book. Such lovely presentation, the chapter numbers and titles have delightful little black and white drawings between. Jack and Beth are looking to buy a second home in France, at first there is no mention of moving there permanently or anything. Beth's husband sounds a bit of a character-there's quite a bit of fun with some of his grumps and his obsession with DIY! They begin selecting a pup. They end up with an Australian Shepherd breed of dog and Biff the Norfolk Terrier which is her mum's dog as mum is in a nursing home. They have decided on France-maybe the Provence region for their house hunting. There is a very interesting chapter about the local foods and the scenery and atmosphere-also a few disasters. So they begin looking at properties-there are unexpected differences to the brochures and a catalogue of funny disasters at the hotel with the dogs. Now one of those escapades really was so funny! Beth Haslam has a great choice of words and there are some brilliant descriptions of one particular eccentric woman. I felt right at home at the scene where there's a man from my own parts in it. His accent was perfectly expressed by Beth. On a few occasions I did wonder is Jack really as grumpy as this though? I felt she may have been a little tough on him at times-poor Jack! I kept waiting for closure, kept noticing it was getting near the end but suddenly it ended and the expected outcome hadn't happened yet! The blow was softened somewhat when I learned that Beth Haslam had already been writing Part two, and, shortly after, I was given the chance to beta read this too. Book two does conclude matters better and the books work very well when read one after the other. I have given this book four stars mainly because the second book was even better, the author had really settled into a confident, relaxed style of writing by then and I wanted to reflect that improvement by giving five stars to that one.
December 25, 2019
The ups and downs of Beth and her curmudgeon husband as they go around France hoping to find and purchase property to retire to. An interesting story , many humorous moments. Will.read the next in the series as I need to know if they find a domaine.
July 12, 2022
Beth and her husband Jack decided to move to France, but traveling with two dogs is challenging, especially since one of them isn’t in the best of health. Then there’s the language barrier and finding a qualified real estate agent who understands their needs and isn’t just out to make a sale. I received a free copy of this book that had me laughing over all the mishaps, and I look forward to reading the next book in the series.
December 16, 2018
For anyone trying to buy a property in another country, the road is often paved with a myriad of let-downs until you discover that dream house. This story is such a book. Filled with eccentric, larger than life characters and quirky situations that test one's determination to see the house-hunting project through, Beth and her husband could be forgiven for thinking the idea of moving to France from the UK was a pipedream. Joining them on this adventure are Sam and Biff, two adorable dogs who help to make the story. Beth is a wonderfully witty and descriptive writer and I enjoyed exploring the South and South-West parts of France with them. Can't wait to find out which property they eventually buy.
January 8, 2023
A LIGHTHEARTED, EASY READ
I instantly loved Beth’s quick and easy writing style along with her humorous take on ‘married bliss’. Beth takes us with her and Jack, her husband, as they travel through each region of France in search of their ideal hunting estate. Taking 2 dogs with them, adds an extra dimension, along with the extreme weather and hilarious quirky characters they meet along the way.
HIGHLY RECOMMEND
May 5, 2015
I really enjoyed this humorous and entertaining tale of Beth and Jack’s search for the perfect retiral home in rural France. They do have certain specifications which the property should meet and Beth makes a search of Provencale Estate Agents who specialised in these types of property. One of these was Count de Souter who became known as ‘ItsWill’.I loved this character!Before departing detailed notes were made and as they were travelling with two dogs, Biff and Sam, dog friendly accommodation was sorted out. What could possibly go wrong? Beth writes with a deft touch and is wonderfully descriptive. She tells us her husband Jack ‘has the patience level of a wolverine on crack and the interpersonal skills of a log’ which makes for an interesting trip. They view a number of properties and encounter a series of setbacks which would deter all but the most intrepid property seeker. Their car is extensively damaged by hailstones – fortunately Jack is a whiz at DIY. None of the houses they view are at all suitable – one house for example was full of stuffed animals! Beth copes with her tetchy husband, the dogs and the disappointments of the unsuitable properties with remarkable calm and a gentle humour. One thing I have to disagree with Beth on - Andouilette is not scrumptious - it's vile! Don't eat it Jack! I’m so glad there is a follow up to this book. Hope it’s available soon.
January 6, 2016
A Delightful Read!
When Beth, her short-tempered, but charming husband Jack, and their two pleasantly-plump dogs (Sam and Biff) pile into their station wagon to begin their search for the perfect estate property in the French countryside, I knew I'd be in for an amusing read and an extraordinary adventure.
As they drive thousands of kilometers in search of the ideal place to call their rural second home (with extra spaces for their varied 'countryside pursuits'), they encounter inept estate agents who take pride in showing them weird properties in total disarray. The estate hunting becomes even more bizarre when they meet some of the scary property owners, and begin to wonder if they'll ever find their pristine utopia in France.
This wonderful combination of travelogue and memoir is a delightful read, made more hilarious with Beth's endearing, self-mocking style and keen sense of humor.
Of course they survive, and embrace everything French. Joie de Vivre. I look forward to the next book in the series.
When Beth, her short-tempered, but charming husband Jack, and their two pleasantly-plump dogs (Sam and Biff) pile into their station wagon to begin their search for the perfect estate property in the French countryside, I knew I'd be in for an amusing read and an extraordinary adventure.
As they drive thousands of kilometers in search of the ideal place to call their rural second home (with extra spaces for their varied 'countryside pursuits'), they encounter inept estate agents who take pride in showing them weird properties in total disarray. The estate hunting becomes even more bizarre when they meet some of the scary property owners, and begin to wonder if they'll ever find their pristine utopia in France.
This wonderful combination of travelogue and memoir is a delightful read, made more hilarious with Beth's endearing, self-mocking style and keen sense of humor.
Of course they survive, and embrace everything French. Joie de Vivre. I look forward to the next book in the series.
October 9, 2022
Traveling to France in a car with 2 dogs is enough to test anyone's patience and marriage. Beth and her husband, Jack set out to look at properties and encounter many challenges along the way. Very amusing and well written. I loved it and can't wait to read the rest of the series.
September 15, 2019
It is a compelling story well written. I will be continuing with rest of the books.
May 17, 2025
Having read Fat Dogs and Welsh Estates, the prequel to this series, I knew I was in for a treat. The author has a signature style of writing as if you are sitting down having a cup of coffee, or glass of wine, and chatting about life and its ups and downs with a great deal of humour thrown in.
There is some frank exchanges between husband and wife that most of us can relate to, especially when driving hundreds of miles, with either children in the back seat, or in this case two dogs with very individual temperaments. I love the honesty of the give and take with diplomacy and tact often taking a back seat to the proceedings. Including packing up the car for the road trip, hopefully covering all eventualities that might arise, but having to take into account individual perspectives. Definitely worth a chapter in its own right.
The mission is to find the perfect French home providing quite a few ‘must haves’ and some definite ‘must not haves’, with a reliance on estate agents on site who do seem to be rather economical with the truth…
There are a number of hazards to be navigated along the way as the couple and their two very single minded dogs travel across the UK and the English Channel, then through traffic packed Paris. They have many miles to travel to reach the first of the domains they have selected to view across a large swathe of French countryside, making for a very long first leg of the journey. The weather is also determined to make its presence felt with hail storms that are car wrecking, high winds and searing temperatures.
During the viewings that follow, we are introduced to some wonderfully eccentric owners with some rather interesting hobbies and passions, very different accommodations to the descriptions in the estate agent’s blurb’ and some terrifying off-road adventures.
Even the various estate agents are a delight, despite their determination to pass off certain properties as ‘perfect’ in every way. The characterisation is excellent and I often laughed out loud at some of the descriptions of them and the interiors of the properties.
The book is highly entertaining, and even if you have only house hunted in your own country, you will immediately relate to the pitfalls and the surprises in store. Add in a different culture, a very passable but slightly deficient grasp of the language required for negotiations and two boistrous dogs on a long road trip, and you have a wonderful adventure.
Certainly if you are considering relocating to France, especially in retirement, this is an excellent guide to the pros and cons as well as very funny and heartwarming read.
I have the next two books waiting for me and I shall enjoy over the summer as I catch up with the author and her family as they search for their perfect home. Highly recommended.
There is some frank exchanges between husband and wife that most of us can relate to, especially when driving hundreds of miles, with either children in the back seat, or in this case two dogs with very individual temperaments. I love the honesty of the give and take with diplomacy and tact often taking a back seat to the proceedings. Including packing up the car for the road trip, hopefully covering all eventualities that might arise, but having to take into account individual perspectives. Definitely worth a chapter in its own right.
The mission is to find the perfect French home providing quite a few ‘must haves’ and some definite ‘must not haves’, with a reliance on estate agents on site who do seem to be rather economical with the truth…
There are a number of hazards to be navigated along the way as the couple and their two very single minded dogs travel across the UK and the English Channel, then through traffic packed Paris. They have many miles to travel to reach the first of the domains they have selected to view across a large swathe of French countryside, making for a very long first leg of the journey. The weather is also determined to make its presence felt with hail storms that are car wrecking, high winds and searing temperatures.
During the viewings that follow, we are introduced to some wonderfully eccentric owners with some rather interesting hobbies and passions, very different accommodations to the descriptions in the estate agent’s blurb’ and some terrifying off-road adventures.
Even the various estate agents are a delight, despite their determination to pass off certain properties as ‘perfect’ in every way. The characterisation is excellent and I often laughed out loud at some of the descriptions of them and the interiors of the properties.
The book is highly entertaining, and even if you have only house hunted in your own country, you will immediately relate to the pitfalls and the surprises in store. Add in a different culture, a very passable but slightly deficient grasp of the language required for negotiations and two boistrous dogs on a long road trip, and you have a wonderful adventure.
Certainly if you are considering relocating to France, especially in retirement, this is an excellent guide to the pros and cons as well as very funny and heartwarming read.
I have the next two books waiting for me and I shall enjoy over the summer as I catch up with the author and her family as they search for their perfect home. Highly recommended.
January 13, 2021
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1, by Beth Haslam, was written like she was out matched by her husband, Jack. His persistence to remain old fashionably ahead of the household, as well as in charge of the purse-strings brought about a slightly uncomfortable feeling during their journey through France only to the reader. Jack's ancient way of thinking does baffle me, since Beth has had a history of contributing monetarily by working outside the home, as well as doing household duties and hunting along side of him. Early on, Beth indubitably explains a number of times in the book, Jack's attitude is tied to years of being a mechanical engineer with heavy responsibilities laid on his shoulders at work. Jack's humor appeared a bit dry and his remarks beyond rude towards other people and bizarre situations beyond comprehension. However, I found his chivalry, wealth of ingenuity, or the ability to be honest and genuinely himself in chaos admirable. Reading through the well crafted wording of the book, I have no doubt Jack dearly loves his wife, Beth. I commend Beth on her ability to read her husband, Jack. Moreover, it is no surprise to anyone in particular, this appears to have been Beth's saving grace after years of practice and had became a natural instinct. Sizing up Jack's demeanor at every miss-step, was worth Beth's weight in gold during their travel throughout France's vast countryside with two dogs in tow. In my opinion, Beth Haslam, is a talented writer that can be over the top when describing people, places and impossible situations during their hunt for a second home in the book Fat Dogs And French Estates Part 1. Their love of the outdoors, animals and especially fondness of dogs, no matter how old or notoriously bad seeps out across the pages. Additionally, a peek into Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 2, by Beth Haslam, will reward your reading endeavors for sticking it out in Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1.
October 22, 2021
First, I chose this book as I had visited the South of France many years ago, loved it, but I wanted to “visit” again from a different perspective. I must say, this book exceeded my expectations.
When the author and her husband Jack leave England to find a property to buy in the South of France, they have no idea what they’re in for as they travel with their two dogs to look at various domaines. For me, this book read like a favorite sitcom with colorful and hilarious characters. The two “leads,” Beth and Jack, are compatible, but they have very different personalities. Both are very humorous in their own right. I related to Beth’s breezy and funny observations and also to Jack’s more sarcastic and impatient take on matters. The entire book has a natural humor throughout … very real and never forced.
As I was reading, I jotted down a long list of notes to put in my review as there was so much that I found quite charming. In the first chapter, when the author mentioned that speed limits in France were merely suggestions, I know there were many more laughs to come. But here’s the thing, now that I’m looking at this long list, I’m not going to use it. To be too specific in this review would be to deprive the reader of stumbling upon the many gems in this book as I did.
I’ll only say that as Beth and Jack travel to each property that is for sale, what they find ranges from shocking to appalling to downright side-splitting. True life really is stranger than fiction. To say each property had unique features would be a vast understatement. Not only were there lots of laughs seeing these properties through Beth and Jack’s eyes, but it was a fascinating insight into the worlds that people create for themselves.
I can’t wait to read the next book. This is really a wonderful take-me-away read … and beautifully written as well. Oh, and I LOVED the illustrations at the beginning and end of each chapter. :)
When the author and her husband Jack leave England to find a property to buy in the South of France, they have no idea what they’re in for as they travel with their two dogs to look at various domaines. For me, this book read like a favorite sitcom with colorful and hilarious characters. The two “leads,” Beth and Jack, are compatible, but they have very different personalities. Both are very humorous in their own right. I related to Beth’s breezy and funny observations and also to Jack’s more sarcastic and impatient take on matters. The entire book has a natural humor throughout … very real and never forced.
As I was reading, I jotted down a long list of notes to put in my review as there was so much that I found quite charming. In the first chapter, when the author mentioned that speed limits in France were merely suggestions, I know there were many more laughs to come. But here’s the thing, now that I’m looking at this long list, I’m not going to use it. To be too specific in this review would be to deprive the reader of stumbling upon the many gems in this book as I did.
I’ll only say that as Beth and Jack travel to each property that is for sale, what they find ranges from shocking to appalling to downright side-splitting. True life really is stranger than fiction. To say each property had unique features would be a vast understatement. Not only were there lots of laughs seeing these properties through Beth and Jack’s eyes, but it was a fascinating insight into the worlds that people create for themselves.
I can’t wait to read the next book. This is really a wonderful take-me-away read … and beautifully written as well. Oh, and I LOVED the illustrations at the beginning and end of each chapter. :)
March 19, 2024
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1 by Beth Haslam
A Book Review by AZ Perez
March 15, 2024
A light tale told in funny narratives, a memoir- like book with a theme of something different!
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1 is the first installment of the series. The book takes off about embracing the life of advanced adulthood. It depicts a picture of a couple restructuring their lives when their grown-up offspring are having lives of their own. It highlights the process of setting -up a new lifestyle, renewal and rediscovery - emanating from their individual’s nature, passion, inclination and hobby.
The story and circumstance of having to acquire two, distinct in nature, fat dogs as part of the family are entertainingly revealed!
More so, the couple’s adventures as they search for their second home in France are not just graphic and engaging, it's a travelogue, informative and humorous! And yes, something to look forward to!
Beth Haslam has the gift of telling and weaving amusing narratives about people, things, places and happenings. She can also describe beauty and superiority of things by contrasting either the quirky or odd side about it. It is very British and it’s lovely!
A Book Review by AZ Perez
March 15, 2024
A light tale told in funny narratives, a memoir- like book with a theme of something different!
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1 is the first installment of the series. The book takes off about embracing the life of advanced adulthood. It depicts a picture of a couple restructuring their lives when their grown-up offspring are having lives of their own. It highlights the process of setting -up a new lifestyle, renewal and rediscovery - emanating from their individual’s nature, passion, inclination and hobby.
The story and circumstance of having to acquire two, distinct in nature, fat dogs as part of the family are entertainingly revealed!
More so, the couple’s adventures as they search for their second home in France are not just graphic and engaging, it's a travelogue, informative and humorous! And yes, something to look forward to!
Beth Haslam has the gift of telling and weaving amusing narratives about people, things, places and happenings. She can also describe beauty and superiority of things by contrasting either the quirky or odd side about it. It is very British and it’s lovely!
August 23, 2020
(Mis)adventures await Beth and her irascible husband, Jack, when they set off in search of a new home in France. Beth’s planning with estate agents on the internet, one an aristocrat, has revealed 13 Domaines of interest. They aren’t ordinary properties as Beth and Jack have a specific list of requirements, a rather unusual one.
The journey of discovery would not be complete with out the rest of the team, Sam, an Australian shepherd and Biff, a Norfolk terrier. Two slightly, overweight dogs, who keep the reader entertained with their antics throughout the story. Hilarious encounters with the owners of the domaines in far from perfect homes, the over zealous estate agents and interjections from Jack at critical moments, really make for a brilliant read. Now I’m hooked and want to know more!
The journey of discovery would not be complete with out the rest of the team, Sam, an Australian shepherd and Biff, a Norfolk terrier. Two slightly, overweight dogs, who keep the reader entertained with their antics throughout the story. Hilarious encounters with the owners of the domaines in far from perfect homes, the over zealous estate agents and interjections from Jack at critical moments, really make for a brilliant read. Now I’m hooked and want to know more!
November 12, 2021
I enjoyed Beth Haslam’s ‘Fat Dogs and French Estate’ immensely. You might think that buying real estate in France would be simple, but there’s more to it than meets the eye! Beth tells you all about it in her five-book series. I just wrapped up Book 1, wherein Beth introduces us to the cast of characters; her “irascible husband,” herself of course and their fleshy sweet dogs. As you delve into her mindset embarking with her on a journey moving to the South of France and their hunt for real estate.
The title is apropos, and I loved the cover art as well. She certainly has a gift, her wordplay witty and very detailed as she describes the quirkiness of the property owners and their estates, her realtor and the eccentricities of life in rural France. The meticulous details of her house hunting allow you an insider’s view as you feel like you scan the property and the surroundings, feeling her frustration and especially the disappointments when the house falls short of what was promised.
Along the way she also takes you on a drive around rural France and explore the backroads, shares a little bit of history, an intro to local cuisine, now I fully understand why she fell in love with the region. This is definitely a treat especially for those who have not been to France and probably even more for those who have! Many thanks to Beth for such a wonderfully entertaining book and thank God it’s a series. I can’t wait to get to the second book and find out more about her adventures in the idyllic South of France.
The title is apropos, and I loved the cover art as well. She certainly has a gift, her wordplay witty and very detailed as she describes the quirkiness of the property owners and their estates, her realtor and the eccentricities of life in rural France. The meticulous details of her house hunting allow you an insider’s view as you feel like you scan the property and the surroundings, feeling her frustration and especially the disappointments when the house falls short of what was promised.
Along the way she also takes you on a drive around rural France and explore the backroads, shares a little bit of history, an intro to local cuisine, now I fully understand why she fell in love with the region. This is definitely a treat especially for those who have not been to France and probably even more for those who have! Many thanks to Beth for such a wonderfully entertaining book and thank God it’s a series. I can’t wait to get to the second book and find out more about her adventures in the idyllic South of France.
December 26, 2020
It’s taken me far too long to discover Beth Haslam’s Fat Dogs series but at last I have. And what a treat!
In this first book of the series, Fat Dogs and French Estates I, Beth and husband Jack are looking for the perfect French Estate.
House hunting trips are always a good platform for comedy writing but Beth takes it to a new higher level.
Firstly, her writing is excellent. Well-crafted from the very first reader-grabbing paragraph, it draws you into their adventures with a fascinating cast of estate agents, vendors, properties and of course fat dogs Sam and Biff, and husband Jack.
Secondly, Beth has an ear for dialogue which many writers struggle with. This means her characters come to life as they each talk in their own distinct way which had me laughing out loud especially with some the Jack/Beth conversations.
And thirdly, those characters are visually drawn with Beth’s pen, as clearly as if they were in front of me and as boldly as Beth’s artist draws the beautiful front covers of her books. All in all, a perfect Christmas treat.
All I want for New Year is more of Beth Haslam… please
In this first book of the series, Fat Dogs and French Estates I, Beth and husband Jack are looking for the perfect French Estate.
House hunting trips are always a good platform for comedy writing but Beth takes it to a new higher level.
Firstly, her writing is excellent. Well-crafted from the very first reader-grabbing paragraph, it draws you into their adventures with a fascinating cast of estate agents, vendors, properties and of course fat dogs Sam and Biff, and husband Jack.
Secondly, Beth has an ear for dialogue which many writers struggle with. This means her characters come to life as they each talk in their own distinct way which had me laughing out loud especially with some the Jack/Beth conversations.
And thirdly, those characters are visually drawn with Beth’s pen, as clearly as if they were in front of me and as boldly as Beth’s artist draws the beautiful front covers of her books. All in all, a perfect Christmas treat.
All I want for New Year is more of Beth Haslam… please
March 3, 2018
A delightful romp!
Beth, the narrator and husband Jack, the technically-minded, socially-challenged and not-so-patient beneficiary of Beth’s carefully-researched retirement plans, search the south of France for a small shooting estate. Jack’s irritability is the foil to Beth’s good-cheer, tact, and her acceptance of the unforeseeable. Together by car, and with two suspect dogs in tow, they drive to the south of France to view properties with the help of a series of hapless real estate agents.
The diametrically opposed characters of the hero and heroine dictate that they approach the estate-hunting task with markedly different expectations. Much of the wry humour arises out of the resulting clash. An even more generous portion of humour is provided by the ineptness of the agents Beth has contracted to show them likely properties coupled with the antics of the bizarre array of vendors who, for various and odd reasons, have offered their properties for sale.
The two dogs that Beth insists on taking everywhere, are the lightening rods for the differences between her and Jack guaranteeing that harmony, sometimes hidden just below the surface, is preserved between this devoted couple.
As a country-lover and observer of people, I was delighted with the author’s descriptions of the ‘domaines’ they investigate and the kenspeckle cluster of characters they encounter in France. As a reader who appreciates irony, I enjoyed the understated humour.
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1 left me dying to know if ‘ItsWill’ will come up with the perfect property for them. This easy-to-read left me wanting more – and fortunately, there is more.
Beth, the narrator and husband Jack, the technically-minded, socially-challenged and not-so-patient beneficiary of Beth’s carefully-researched retirement plans, search the south of France for a small shooting estate. Jack’s irritability is the foil to Beth’s good-cheer, tact, and her acceptance of the unforeseeable. Together by car, and with two suspect dogs in tow, they drive to the south of France to view properties with the help of a series of hapless real estate agents.
The diametrically opposed characters of the hero and heroine dictate that they approach the estate-hunting task with markedly different expectations. Much of the wry humour arises out of the resulting clash. An even more generous portion of humour is provided by the ineptness of the agents Beth has contracted to show them likely properties coupled with the antics of the bizarre array of vendors who, for various and odd reasons, have offered their properties for sale.
The two dogs that Beth insists on taking everywhere, are the lightening rods for the differences between her and Jack guaranteeing that harmony, sometimes hidden just below the surface, is preserved between this devoted couple.
As a country-lover and observer of people, I was delighted with the author’s descriptions of the ‘domaines’ they investigate and the kenspeckle cluster of characters they encounter in France. As a reader who appreciates irony, I enjoyed the understated humour.
Fat Dogs and French Estates Part 1 left me dying to know if ‘ItsWill’ will come up with the perfect property for them. This easy-to-read left me wanting more – and fortunately, there is more.
January 15, 2015
I was given this book to beta read
Beth Haslam is an absolute gem, who's personable style of writing takes the reader along with her, her husband and 2 dogs, in search of their perfect French estate. Beth has an outstanding gift for writing; her vivid descriptions of the characters they meet, the antics of the dogs and the escapades they have along the way are so well described, I truly felt I was sharing the journey with them.
Of course, things don't always go to plan, and Beth's approach to the challenges she faces and the way she portrays them in her writing, had me hoping that each new estate would be the perfect property for them.
An absolute must-read for fans of light-hearted memoirs, especially those involving moving abroad and animals.
Beth Haslam is an absolute gem, who's personable style of writing takes the reader along with her, her husband and 2 dogs, in search of their perfect French estate. Beth has an outstanding gift for writing; her vivid descriptions of the characters they meet, the antics of the dogs and the escapades they have along the way are so well described, I truly felt I was sharing the journey with them.
Of course, things don't always go to plan, and Beth's approach to the challenges she faces and the way she portrays them in her writing, had me hoping that each new estate would be the perfect property for them.
An absolute must-read for fans of light-hearted memoirs, especially those involving moving abroad and animals.
May 22, 2016
Within a day of finishing Fat Dogs 1 I had started on FD2. Being so well written it was a joy to read page after page of Beth and Jack's journey in France looking for their forever home. It didn't take long to be absorbed in their search and also fall in love with their dogs who were with them too. I felt the annoyance at being shown properties that were not up to par, and their joy when they found something that seemed perfect. I smiled at the character descriptions of the people they met and gulped at hair raising journeys up tracks. 2 delightful books: I can't wait for the third!
May 8, 2017
This is a 3-part series. Written by the wife, the first part is about a Welsh couple on a motor trip to find a vacation home in France, accompanied by their two dogs. She is a charming writer, but her gruff, sarcastic, impatient husband about spoils the show. He's not someone I could live with, or even travel with, as she does. I may read the next part, as the first part ends with suspense. Maybe she'll drop the husband.
May 10, 2020
Beth is a delightful storyteller, managing to make me giggle all the way through her well-written memoir. She tells the story of her and her husband hunt for a property in France and the trials and tribulations that followed them trying to find their ideal home. Accompanying them are their 2 chunky dogs whos adventures seem to create just as much havoc as energetic toddlers! A delight to read, very entertaining, now I am looking forward to reading the next instalment.
January 15, 2017
If it wasn't for the fact they are avid hunters, I would have given it 4 stars. I almost didn't buy book 2 because of that. Sickening.
August 31, 2018
Too much detail about all the houses they traipsed through
And her husband sounds like a real pain in the ass to travel with
And her husband sounds like a real pain in the ass to travel with
August 21, 2023
Beth Haslam starts off her charming memoir with the use of the mouth watering descriptive word ‘irascible’ within the first paragraph to describe her husband. Now I have no idea what that even means, but when authors are willing to take such daring literary chances using words that just comically scream ‘not for your everyday vocabulary usage’ then a reader has an early idea that there is going to be comedy gold in them thar hills.
Beth, her husband, and their two dogs, Sam and Biff, are looking to buy a property in France upon their retirement. Their most important house search criteria being, close to an airport, near a golf course, and having space for the aforementioned two canines. Perhaps they should have also quietly insisted on ‘not in close proximity to people from France’ as the deal breaker.
My hopes are confirmed that this will be a book to push the boundaries of hilarious irregularity as soon as I saw the use of the words French and Real Estate Agent together in a sentence. Who can read that and even pretend to keep a straight face? This forces tears of laughter to stream down my cheeks. A ridiculously dubious word combination only bested by the occasion I saw a magazine editor mistakenly include the subject Meghan Markle and the adjective ‘popular’ on the same page. I am breathless with anticipation of the potential human foolishness Ms. Haslam’s endeavor will now have to encounter. This memoir train is already careening widely off the rails and we have barely pulled out of the station.
The line, We made several attempts at understanding each other as I vainly thrashed around the dictionary looking for mis-spelled animals sums up the frustrations that she has no idea will become the bread and butter of the rest of her story. Ms. Haslam’s writing style is as easy and delectable to intake as a cream covered patisserie. Maybe one with a chocolate filled center, and pastry as flaky as the French army. Rich descriptions of food, landscapes, and history adorn the pages as we traverse through the countryside from Paris to the Provence looking for a suitable abode for purchase.
It is all great fun. And when the French are involved, fun starts with a capital F. But while everything looked great on paper back in their English Midlands cottage, the reality is instead a hilarious romp through everything that could go Gallic up.
A hail storm that leaves their vehicle less roadworthy than Macron’s popularity as President. Wildly imprecise property descriptions written with far less respect for accuracy than the average Tinder profile. Cars in trees, their dog’s insatiable appetite to attack people in long black pants, and water features at domaines rivaling the Trevi fountain as a head scratching homage to irrepressible French flair.
A scintillating read. I absolutely devoured this book like a drunk Parisian tucking into escargot on Bastille Day. Well deserving of cinq stars, a Palme d’Or, and a nationwide strike to protest the raising of the retirement age.
Beth, her husband, and their two dogs, Sam and Biff, are looking to buy a property in France upon their retirement. Their most important house search criteria being, close to an airport, near a golf course, and having space for the aforementioned two canines. Perhaps they should have also quietly insisted on ‘not in close proximity to people from France’ as the deal breaker.
My hopes are confirmed that this will be a book to push the boundaries of hilarious irregularity as soon as I saw the use of the words French and Real Estate Agent together in a sentence. Who can read that and even pretend to keep a straight face? This forces tears of laughter to stream down my cheeks. A ridiculously dubious word combination only bested by the occasion I saw a magazine editor mistakenly include the subject Meghan Markle and the adjective ‘popular’ on the same page. I am breathless with anticipation of the potential human foolishness Ms. Haslam’s endeavor will now have to encounter. This memoir train is already careening widely off the rails and we have barely pulled out of the station.
The line, We made several attempts at understanding each other as I vainly thrashed around the dictionary looking for mis-spelled animals sums up the frustrations that she has no idea will become the bread and butter of the rest of her story. Ms. Haslam’s writing style is as easy and delectable to intake as a cream covered patisserie. Maybe one with a chocolate filled center, and pastry as flaky as the French army. Rich descriptions of food, landscapes, and history adorn the pages as we traverse through the countryside from Paris to the Provence looking for a suitable abode for purchase.
It is all great fun. And when the French are involved, fun starts with a capital F. But while everything looked great on paper back in their English Midlands cottage, the reality is instead a hilarious romp through everything that could go Gallic up.
A hail storm that leaves their vehicle less roadworthy than Macron’s popularity as President. Wildly imprecise property descriptions written with far less respect for accuracy than the average Tinder profile. Cars in trees, their dog’s insatiable appetite to attack people in long black pants, and water features at domaines rivaling the Trevi fountain as a head scratching homage to irrepressible French flair.
A scintillating read. I absolutely devoured this book like a drunk Parisian tucking into escargot on Bastille Day. Well deserving of cinq stars, a Palme d’Or, and a nationwide strike to protest the raising of the retirement age.
July 19, 2024
Fat Dogs and French Estates- had me thinking that this book would be all about dogs and in the beginning it does appear so but the title is slightly deceptive because this story is about a lot more than those cute dogs Sam and Biff.
We are invited to peek into the exploratory move of Beth Haslam and her husband to France and their adventures along the way. They've decided to move to France and this trip is all about finding the estate which would be just right for their little family. So you the reader join Beth and her husband on their journey.
Fat Dogs and French Estates is succinctly written and is peppered with numerous anecdotes that will make you laugh out aloud or atleast smile and what I loved about the writing was the biting sarcasm that is extremely humorous at the same time. The author, Beth has a way of looking at things with such clarity and getting to the point of the matter all the while making you laugh while getting there. Not an easy feat to achieve.
The description of her married life, made me dwell on my married life and the little kinks that set in but which we accept as a couple. You can help relating to her artful descriptions filled with snarky jocularity and relate it in some way to your own life too.
Most of all I loved the way she blatantly describes her dear husband, Jack's foibles. It makes him so real that I could almost imagine him in front of me. She definitely isn't wearing rose colored glasses while she passes observations on him. He isn't the mills and boons kind of hero but definitely the sort of husband one can expect in real life. One can't help sense the bonds of love and companionship that many years of marriage can't help but produce.
Last but not the least, let's not forget Beth Haslam's descriptive writing ~ it's factual, tactful, adroitly expressed and full of comical occurrences and observations.
This book will take you places, set your imagination on fire and leave you laughing. A must not miss. 5 well earned stars.
May 22, 2019
I was attracted to this book as the title mentioned the words Dogs and French – and I love dogs and love France. I was certainly not disappointed. The book describes the author and her husband travelling throughout France house hunting, well, estate hunting, to find their perfect home. They took their fat dogs with them.
The characterization of Beth’s husband, Jack, the dogs, and all of the French people and estate agents they meet along the way is superb. There are fabulous descriptions of the estates and the countryside and you really feel you are sitting in the back of the car along with the dogs. In addition, there are unexpected history lessons about different parts of France as well as interesting information about many of the towns and villages.
That in itself would be sufficient to make a good memoir, but what moves this book from good to great, and even fabulous, is the humour throughout. I started off smiling sometimes, then giggling occasionally and eventually was collapsed with laughter, even snorting at stages. It is so very funny I have not laughed so much in months.
I highly recommend this book, and I know I now have no choice but to read the rest of the series. I must admit I was concerned that they might not live up to my now high expectations, but having checked the reviews on Amazon – they are all five stars as well. Thank goodness! I can’t wait.
The characterization of Beth’s husband, Jack, the dogs, and all of the French people and estate agents they meet along the way is superb. There are fabulous descriptions of the estates and the countryside and you really feel you are sitting in the back of the car along with the dogs. In addition, there are unexpected history lessons about different parts of France as well as interesting information about many of the towns and villages.
That in itself would be sufficient to make a good memoir, but what moves this book from good to great, and even fabulous, is the humour throughout. I started off smiling sometimes, then giggling occasionally and eventually was collapsed with laughter, even snorting at stages. It is so very funny I have not laughed so much in months.
I highly recommend this book, and I know I now have no choice but to read the rest of the series. I must admit I was concerned that they might not live up to my now high expectations, but having checked the reviews on Amazon – they are all five stars as well. Thank goodness! I can’t wait.
June 28, 2020
When you read Beth Haslam’s story, you journey alongside, experiencing what she is experiencing. In this well-written, fast paced memoir, the family feels it’s time to leave their long-time home in the UK for greener pastures.
After much deliberation, they think they made the best choice of where to live. Soon Beth, along with her grumpy husband and two inquisitive dogs, set off for France. Appointments with realtors are made. Maps are purchased. Accommodations booked. Nothing can go wrong. Can it? Well, you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men.
Although I occasionally needed to look up British expressions, I thoroughly enjoyed being a part of this author’s quest for a new home. I’ll admit. There were times, especially when the author delved into French history, that my eyes glazed over and I sided with her husband, as in, "get on with the story, already!" But at the same time, the historical bits gave us readers an appreciation of the surrounding countryside and helped us feel that we were with them on the same journey.
I found Beth Haslam’s writing style to be easy going, sprinkled with humorous anecdotes. I want more! She leaves me with no choice but to read the rest of the series.
After much deliberation, they think they made the best choice of where to live. Soon Beth, along with her grumpy husband and two inquisitive dogs, set off for France. Appointments with realtors are made. Maps are purchased. Accommodations booked. Nothing can go wrong. Can it? Well, you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men.
Although I occasionally needed to look up British expressions, I thoroughly enjoyed being a part of this author’s quest for a new home. I’ll admit. There were times, especially when the author delved into French history, that my eyes glazed over and I sided with her husband, as in, "get on with the story, already!" But at the same time, the historical bits gave us readers an appreciation of the surrounding countryside and helped us feel that we were with them on the same journey.
I found Beth Haslam’s writing style to be easy going, sprinkled with humorous anecdotes. I want more! She leaves me with no choice but to read the rest of the series.
September 17, 2023
Fat Dogs and French Estates, Part 1 by Beth Haslam, is such a funny book! The story centers around the author, Beth Haslam, and her husband, Jack. The book chronicles their travels to France from England, where they are in search of a new home to spend their elder years. Their two dogs are in tow on the car adventure, and both pups add to the capers.
I must say that the author had me laughing and giggling throughout the story. The relationship between the two central figures and their dogs plays out like a mad-cap comedy. The reader follows Beth and Jack on their house-hunting visits, and the ensuing situations and characters that weave through the story are so real and funny.
I was in the mood for travel and some laughter, and this book brought both! Beth Haslam is a favorite travel author because of her details of the environment, her delicious sense of humor, and her ability to convey the adventure that always comes with travel.
This is the author’s 2nd book I have read, and I will undoubtedly be more of her books. In fact, I will be reading all the books in her “Fat Dogs and French Estates” series.
Wonderful travel tales told with splendid humor!
I must say that the author had me laughing and giggling throughout the story. The relationship between the two central figures and their dogs plays out like a mad-cap comedy. The reader follows Beth and Jack on their house-hunting visits, and the ensuing situations and characters that weave through the story are so real and funny.
I was in the mood for travel and some laughter, and this book brought both! Beth Haslam is a favorite travel author because of her details of the environment, her delicious sense of humor, and her ability to convey the adventure that always comes with travel.
This is the author’s 2nd book I have read, and I will undoubtedly be more of her books. In fact, I will be reading all the books in her “Fat Dogs and French Estates” series.
Wonderful travel tales told with splendid humor!
June 3, 2020
An entertaining and enjoyable read
I loved this book. It is a delicious easy read, that leaves you feeling that you have travelled in the car with them as Beth and Jack and their two mischievous dogs travel across France in search of their idyllic dream property. I loved the writer’s style in describing the many and varied characters and ‘characterful’ properties they encountered. Each viewing was beautifully recounted, and I felt that I was walking through each disastrous property with them. How much bad luck can one couple have viewing houses?! Having viewed and bought properties here in Portugal, so much of what happened to them resonated with me, and I am sure we have met the sister of one of their Kaftan-clad vendors over here!
This was a funny and captivating first book in the series, and I happily sat and read it all in one afternoon. Unlike some other reviews, I thought that the first book ended at just the right moment to leave you in suspense to find out what happened next. I have book 2 ready to go …
I loved this book. It is a delicious easy read, that leaves you feeling that you have travelled in the car with them as Beth and Jack and their two mischievous dogs travel across France in search of their idyllic dream property. I loved the writer’s style in describing the many and varied characters and ‘characterful’ properties they encountered. Each viewing was beautifully recounted, and I felt that I was walking through each disastrous property with them. How much bad luck can one couple have viewing houses?! Having viewed and bought properties here in Portugal, so much of what happened to them resonated with me, and I am sure we have met the sister of one of their Kaftan-clad vendors over here!
This was a funny and captivating first book in the series, and I happily sat and read it all in one afternoon. Unlike some other reviews, I thought that the first book ended at just the right moment to leave you in suspense to find out what happened next. I have book 2 ready to go …
March 15, 2021
Fast-Paced, Funny & full of interesting facts
Mark Twain said “Truth is stranger than fiction… because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.” This is certainly the case with Beth and husband Mike’s hunt for their dream home, a country estate in France.
You couldn’t make up the strange events or the eccentric cast of characters that populate the property hunt, all of whom are portrayed beautifully by the author of this memoir. The descriptions mostly made me laugh out loud, although I did fall ever so slightly in love with Will, the dapper but colourful estate agent.
I found the book hard to put down – it was fast-paced, funny and full of interesting facts.
Mark Twain said “Truth is stranger than fiction… because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.” This is certainly the case with Beth and husband Mike’s hunt for their dream home, a country estate in France.
You couldn’t make up the strange events or the eccentric cast of characters that populate the property hunt, all of whom are portrayed beautifully by the author of this memoir. The descriptions mostly made me laugh out loud, although I did fall ever so slightly in love with Will, the dapper but colourful estate agent.
I found the book hard to put down – it was fast-paced, funny and full of interesting facts.
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