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Things Can Only Get Feta: Two journalists and their crazy dog living through the Greek crisis
"Brilliant. Gerald Durrell meets Bill Bryson." Reader review The best-selling first memoir in the The Peloponnese Series of books, set in Greece After an Arctic winter, a British recession, and a downturn in the newspaper industry, two journalists and their dog embark on an adventure in the wild and beautiful southern Peloponnese. A perfect plan, except for one thing - Greece is deep in economic crisis. And if fiscal failure can't overturn the couple's escapade in rural Greece, perhaps macabre local customs, a scorpion invasion, zero dog-tolerance, and eccentric expats will. This is a humorous and insightful journey through one of the last unspoilt regions of Greece. It is full of encounters with warm-hearted Greeks who show that this troubled country still has heroes, if not euros. In a hillside village in the Mani, the locals share their lives, their laughter and their stories and help chart the couple's own passage back to happiness. The story of Marjory, Jim, and their dog Wallace's adventures in southern Greece continue in the next three Homer's Where The Heart Is, A Scorpion In The Lemon Tree and A Donkey On The Catwalk, all Amazon best-sellers in their chosen categories. And the author's novels, A Saint For The Summer and How Greek Is Your Love? are powerful contemporary tales set in the same wonderful region of Greece. Reviews " I would respectfully suggest to all wannabe authors of an 'expat life' type of book that you read this book first. It's an object lesson in how it should be done. It is highly recommended." Peter Kerr, bestselling author of Snowball Oranges "I loved the characters, the colour and life, the enthusiasm that drives the narrative. It was most enjoyable. I feel like I've had a good summer holiday!" Mark Douglas-Home author of the popular Sea Detective series of novels "Honestly, you won't be able to put this book down." Maria Karamitsos, The Greek Star newspaper, Chicago "Marjory tells a good story with a journalist's eye for mood and detail... With luck she will write a second volume as entertaining, good-hearted and moving as this." Alex Martin, Anglo-Hellenic Review, London "A book to relax into, a wonderful record of Greece's uniqueness, written with wonderment, admiration and wit, all in equal measure." Anne Zouroudi, award-winning author of the Greek Detective series of novels "The best book of its kind I've ever read. It has it humour, interesting facts and a good measure of sentiment... Marjory is a truly talented author." Effrosyni Moschoudi, Athenian author "Marjory is a talented storyteller. Many descriptions and events made me laugh out loud, a feat until now only achieved by Douglas Adams and PG Wodehouse." Dawn, Amazon reviewer
About the author Marjory McGinn is a Scottish-born journalist who was brought up in Australia where she later became a journalist, working as a feature writer on Sydney newspapers before returning to Scotland. Her stories have appeared in major newspapers in several countries. In 2010 she set off for an adventure to southern Greece with her husband and famously crazy Jack Russell terrier, Wallace which inspired her four travel memoirs in the Peloponnese series and two novels also set in southern Greece. Marjory also writes a blog with a Greek theme on her website www.bigfatgreekodyssey.com She has a books page on Facebook under title ThingsCanOnlyGetFeta - Greek books.
About the author Marjory McGinn is a Scottish-born journalist who was brought up in Australia where she later became a journalist, working as a feature writer on Sydney newspapers before returning to Scotland. Her stories have appeared in major newspapers in several countries. In 2010 she set off for an adventure to southern Greece with her husband and famously crazy Jack Russell terrier, Wallace which inspired her four travel memoirs in the Peloponnese series and two novels also set in southern Greece. Marjory also writes a blog with a Greek theme on her website www.bigfatgreekodyssey.com She has a books page on Facebook under title ThingsCanOnlyGetFeta - Greek books.
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First published February 15, 2013
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Marjory McGinn
8 books52 followersMarjory McGinn is a Scottish-born journalist who has worked on newspapers in the UK, and Australia where she spent some of her childhood.
In 2010, she set off for an adventure in the rural Mani, Greece, with her husband and their famously mad Jack Russell dog, Wallace. The adventure lasted four years and is the basis for her 4 travel memoirs: Things Can Only Get Feta, Homer's Where the Heart Is, A Scorpion In The Lemon Tree, A Donkey On The Catwalk. She has also published two novels also set in Greece: A Saint For The Summer and How Greek Is Your Love? in a 2-book series.
Her latest book is a humorous travel memoir with various locations, Wake Me Up For The Elephants.
Marjory writes a blog with a Greek theme on her website www.bigfatgreekodyssey.com/blog. She likes sea swimming, improving her Greek, crazy terriers and photography.
In 2010, she set off for an adventure in the rural Mani, Greece, with her husband and their famously mad Jack Russell dog, Wallace. The adventure lasted four years and is the basis for her 4 travel memoirs: Things Can Only Get Feta, Homer's Where the Heart Is, A Scorpion In The Lemon Tree, A Donkey On The Catwalk. She has also published two novels also set in Greece: A Saint For The Summer and How Greek Is Your Love? in a 2-book series.
Her latest book is a humorous travel memoir with various locations, Wake Me Up For The Elephants.
Marjory writes a blog with a Greek theme on her website www.bigfatgreekodyssey.com/blog. She likes sea swimming, improving her Greek, crazy terriers and photography.
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March 26, 2016
One of the better stories of expat life - especially recommended for readers looking for tales of life in Greece, or those with a strong interest in dogs.
July 18, 2015
This book is very enjoyable, especially if you’ve spent time in Greece and if you understand the quirky nature of Jack Russell Terriers. The author, Marjory McGinn, writes about time spent living in a village in Peloponnese on the southern mainland. There are so many comical moments as she interacts with the locals. That Greek spirit which is so endearing when one is on vacation just hanging around and enjoying the anesthetic atmosphere of Greece, quickly becomes laughingly exasperating when the author has to deal with such problems as thoughtlessly placed village garbage-dumpsters (Rubbish bins), or the snail-like progress of roadwork or the ordeal of re-registering one’s car. The car issue is especially comical as the author seems to have very few models among the Greek citizens from which she can take an example of the correct way to legally register a car and as she embarks on that adventure, she concludes that it is a process “only a masochist with deep pockets would want to pursue.” She pulls the readers further into these contradictory feelings that waft between her euphoric love of Greece and her steaming frustration as we’re taken from one adventure to another. Each new circumstance might be so mundane in another setting but when dealing with it the Greek-way, it most certainly means a few chuckles for the reader. The overall theme is reiterated throughout the story with one variation or another of: “this is Greece, what do you expect?”
In addition to the story, the author also has some very enjoyable lines of imagery such as: “. . . the elderly members looking demure and well pressed, like old roses kept for eternity in a heavy book.” Nice, right? Or as she voices her loud objection to being badgered to reveal the amount of rent she pays, “I said [it] in a loud shrill voice, like a buttoned-up librarian being groped unexpectedly in the back of the reference section.” I really enjoyed this book and I recommend it whole-heartedly, though I might be a bit Greek-biased.
In addition to the story, the author also has some very enjoyable lines of imagery such as: “. . . the elderly members looking demure and well pressed, like old roses kept for eternity in a heavy book.” Nice, right? Or as she voices her loud objection to being badgered to reveal the amount of rent she pays, “I said [it] in a loud shrill voice, like a buttoned-up librarian being groped unexpectedly in the back of the reference section.” I really enjoyed this book and I recommend it whole-heartedly, though I might be a bit Greek-biased.
June 26, 2020
With a great title like this, I knew I was destined to read the book. I’m so glad I did.
The author and her husband decide to live in Greece for a year with their eccentric Jack Russell. It seems an odd decision since the country was battling a crippling economic crisis at the time. British weather and a domestic recession can affect one’s decision-making process that way.
Their choice to live in a remote village in the southern Peloponnese peninsula is the centrepiece for the book. It is inhabited by folks who observe age-old traditions. They live simple lives, enjoying simple pleasures alongside a small group of expats.
I love Greece and was fascinated by Marjory McGinn’s excellent accounts of the local history. Her descriptions of the main characters were captivating too. In particular, I came to fondly respect Fonteini, a gruff neighbour with her beloved donkey and goats. And as for Wallace, their nutty dog, his antics had me in stitches.
The author’s factual explanations, her sensitive accounts of the country’s plight, and laugh out loud moments are a terrific blend. I have no hesitation in recommending this book and look forward to reading more of Marjory McGinn’s work.
The author and her husband decide to live in Greece for a year with their eccentric Jack Russell. It seems an odd decision since the country was battling a crippling economic crisis at the time. British weather and a domestic recession can affect one’s decision-making process that way.
Their choice to live in a remote village in the southern Peloponnese peninsula is the centrepiece for the book. It is inhabited by folks who observe age-old traditions. They live simple lives, enjoying simple pleasures alongside a small group of expats.
I love Greece and was fascinated by Marjory McGinn’s excellent accounts of the local history. Her descriptions of the main characters were captivating too. In particular, I came to fondly respect Fonteini, a gruff neighbour with her beloved donkey and goats. And as for Wallace, their nutty dog, his antics had me in stitches.
The author’s factual explanations, her sensitive accounts of the country’s plight, and laugh out loud moments are a terrific blend. I have no hesitation in recommending this book and look forward to reading more of Marjory McGinn’s work.
August 10, 2019
Things Can Only Get Feta (The Peloponnese Series Book 1) has Marjory, her partner Jim and their nutty but lovable dog, Wallace leave Scotland for Greece.
On a remote hillside in rural Megali Mantineia looking to meet up with an estate agent they come across the lovable character Foteini and her donkey. This is their deciding factor for staying in this part of the Mani.
Intertwined with loads of quirky Greek characters, frustrations with the Greek language and vivid history of the area, Book 1 is a real treat. You will want to jump into "Homer's Where The Heart Is: Two journalists, one crazy dog and a love affair with Greece (The Peloponnese Series Book 2)"
On a remote hillside in rural Megali Mantineia looking to meet up with an estate agent they come across the lovable character Foteini and her donkey. This is their deciding factor for staying in this part of the Mani.
Intertwined with loads of quirky Greek characters, frustrations with the Greek language and vivid history of the area, Book 1 is a real treat. You will want to jump into "Homer's Where The Heart Is: Two journalists, one crazy dog and a love affair with Greece (The Peloponnese Series Book 2)"
March 11, 2014
"Things Can Only Get Feta" is a delight - Marjory McGinn succinctly captures the essence of life among the Greeks; rarely a dull moment, especially with Wallace the dog in tow. Jack Russells always adding a certain frisson of surprise and dread at the prospect of the next unexpected turn of events which, of course, is why we love them so much ... most of the time.
Marjory, with her warm, engaging style, laconic wit and eye for detail brings the herb infused landscape of the Mani to life with a joyous ease, while accurately portraying the exacting woes the Greeks have suffered since the world turned sour after 2008. Let us hope that, come the sequel - which surely there must be, the wheel of fortune will have turned once again.
Marjory, with her warm, engaging style, laconic wit and eye for detail brings the herb infused landscape of the Mani to life with a joyous ease, while accurately portraying the exacting woes the Greeks have suffered since the world turned sour after 2008. Let us hope that, come the sequel - which surely there must be, the wheel of fortune will have turned once again.
May 31, 2018
Delightful. Gerald Durrell meets Bill Bryson
May 29, 2020
What an absolutely delightful book this is. Marjory McGinn has written a wonderfully warm memoir about her time in a rural Greek village living in a remote area of the Peloponnese peninsula. It brims over with affection for the Greek people, their customs and traditions. She and her partner Jim and their wonderfully eccentric Jack Russell, Wallace are made welcome in the village and it’s clear that they are regarded fondly by the people there, particularly Fonteini. It’s a realistic portrayal of some of the harsh realities of Greek life at a time when the Greek economy was in dire straits.
I also loved all the historical information and descriptions of the various places they visit. She has obviously done her research, which just makes me want to visit these wonderful places like the site of ancient Messene ( where dogs are not allowed !) I admit to laughing aloud at this chapter. There’s lots of humour as she makes mistakes with the language which amuses the villagers greatly. The antics of Wallace (Vassi) are hilarious at times, what a character he is. It’s a wonderful easy read, and one which I would highly recommend. I’m ready to read the next book in the series now.
I also loved all the historical information and descriptions of the various places they visit. She has obviously done her research, which just makes me want to visit these wonderful places like the site of ancient Messene ( where dogs are not allowed !) I admit to laughing aloud at this chapter. There’s lots of humour as she makes mistakes with the language which amuses the villagers greatly. The antics of Wallace (Vassi) are hilarious at times, what a character he is. It’s a wonderful easy read, and one which I would highly recommend. I’m ready to read the next book in the series now.
September 1, 2020
This is the very best of travel writing by an expat who chooses to immerse herself in another culture. The Greek villagers, Marjory's husband Jim add a lot of life to this narrative, and Wallace, their eccentric dog infuses much mirth to this book in what seems to be a series. This was a wonderful read for the weekend and at bedtime, especially in these times fraught with uncertainty thanks to the pandemic. I can't wait to read the rest of the series.
January 11, 2017
There are many accounts of "expat life" in places like Spain and France; much fewer set in rural Greece, and fewer still as well-written, interesting and funny as Things Can Only Get Feta. As a Greek, I often struggle with such memoirs, as I find they tend to be either over-familiar with or too dismissive of the people and the lifestyle of the places they describe. Marjory and Jim, however, are happily somewhere in the middle, fully aware that they can only just scratch the surface of life in their chosen village in the Mani, but trying, nonetheless, to be part of it as fully and as genuinely as they can during their stay. They build real relationships with the locals and avoid the expat cliques, and the result is a very honest and often hilarious glimpse into how "foreigners" are received in a small village community, with bits of local history thrown in, and mercifully free of the usual exaggerations and stereotypes that surround "the quaint Greeks". I enjoyed this book a lot, and I've already started on the next one in the series. Also, Wallace the dog is fantastic!
March 16, 2014
A tale full of adventure, warmth, and wit.
Two journalists and their dog spending a year in the rural and wild southern Peloponnese at the beginning of the Greek economic crisis: A tale full of adventure, warmth, and wit, delving into the heart of the communities in this area.
Helped along by some knowledge of the language, Marjory McGinn makes her home in the village of Megali Mantineia, in Mani "...because it promised soaring temperatures and deserted coves... most of all it was described as untamed and remote, all the better to find colourful characters, raw edges, and even the odd calamity.” It turns out that - against the dark backdrop of Greece's ever-deepening economic crisis - Mani's people, their life and customs, and the expat community, offer Marjory all of the above and more.
Things are not going entirely according to plan, so Marjorie and her partner, Jim, have to deal with a number of surprising matters: scorpions, dustbins, veterinary lab tests, a fishhook, dentists or the lack of them... And they do so with humor and moods that match the fiercely independent and proud community of local Greeks who, in turn, have to deal not only with the demands of a harsh landscape, unforgiving history, and hundreds of years of rebellion against invading foes, but also with increasing austerity measures and a deteriorating economy.
There are plenty of sympathetic and unforgettable descriptions of local characters, interesting background on the area, hilarious escapades as well as moving moments, and insightful observations of the local expats who turn out to be as colourful as the locals. Cultural tensions between Greeks and expats add to the frisson and make this book an interesting read and as independent-minded as those it describes. At a deeper level, the incidents illustrate the author's quest for rootedness: a sort of Odyssey, with the author stopping to learn from and experience different places and characters.
A treat to curl up with by the fire on a cold winter evening, or by the Aegean, on a warm summer's day. Even more, enticing to visit the places it describes. I haven't been to the area, but having read this book I most definitely will visit.
After Marjory McGinn left Greece to return to Scotland - she’d planned to be there for a year, but stayed three in the end - the Greek economy continued on its downward slide. I wonder how the people in the villages she describes are faring now. At the same time, I know that many from the cities - over three million alone live in Athens - facing unemployment and homelessness, are now moving back to rural Greece, from where their parents came from and where families may still own land. I wonder how this influx - of educated, artistic, cosmopolitan as well as depressed Greeks is going to affect the villages featured in this book. In this case, this book, might become a future reference source about life in `unspoilt' Greece.
A sequel is implied. I hope it materializes; I certainly look forward to it!
Two journalists and their dog spending a year in the rural and wild southern Peloponnese at the beginning of the Greek economic crisis: A tale full of adventure, warmth, and wit, delving into the heart of the communities in this area.
Helped along by some knowledge of the language, Marjory McGinn makes her home in the village of Megali Mantineia, in Mani "...because it promised soaring temperatures and deserted coves... most of all it was described as untamed and remote, all the better to find colourful characters, raw edges, and even the odd calamity.” It turns out that - against the dark backdrop of Greece's ever-deepening economic crisis - Mani's people, their life and customs, and the expat community, offer Marjory all of the above and more.
Things are not going entirely according to plan, so Marjorie and her partner, Jim, have to deal with a number of surprising matters: scorpions, dustbins, veterinary lab tests, a fishhook, dentists or the lack of them... And they do so with humor and moods that match the fiercely independent and proud community of local Greeks who, in turn, have to deal not only with the demands of a harsh landscape, unforgiving history, and hundreds of years of rebellion against invading foes, but also with increasing austerity measures and a deteriorating economy.
There are plenty of sympathetic and unforgettable descriptions of local characters, interesting background on the area, hilarious escapades as well as moving moments, and insightful observations of the local expats who turn out to be as colourful as the locals. Cultural tensions between Greeks and expats add to the frisson and make this book an interesting read and as independent-minded as those it describes. At a deeper level, the incidents illustrate the author's quest for rootedness: a sort of Odyssey, with the author stopping to learn from and experience different places and characters.
A treat to curl up with by the fire on a cold winter evening, or by the Aegean, on a warm summer's day. Even more, enticing to visit the places it describes. I haven't been to the area, but having read this book I most definitely will visit.
After Marjory McGinn left Greece to return to Scotland - she’d planned to be there for a year, but stayed three in the end - the Greek economy continued on its downward slide. I wonder how the people in the villages she describes are faring now. At the same time, I know that many from the cities - over three million alone live in Athens - facing unemployment and homelessness, are now moving back to rural Greece, from where their parents came from and where families may still own land. I wonder how this influx - of educated, artistic, cosmopolitan as well as depressed Greeks is going to affect the villages featured in this book. In this case, this book, might become a future reference source about life in `unspoilt' Greece.
A sequel is implied. I hope it materializes; I certainly look forward to it!
November 12, 2014
This book was such fun to read, and really gives one a clear view of life in a small, rural Greek village. I spend a lot of time in Greece, so though I've never met them, the characters that Marjory McGinn brought so elegantly to three dimensional life, so archetypal, are near and dear to me! I appreciated the way that as she and her husband made the brave and wild decision to live abroad in Greece for a year, unlike so many ex-pats they found their way into the soul of a village and found themselves in turn embraced by its heart - and moved through their fantasy, a vivid skepticism and on into true love of a culture and its people. Well written, funny, entertaining and touching, I loved this book. And oh, the crazy dog ... Wallace is a wild delight! Anyone who has known a Jack Russell Terrier will be in stitches following all that Wallace brings to the 'party' as only a JRT can! A great read for travelers, philhellenes and dog lovers alike.
July 9, 2016
One of the best travel memoirs about Greece that I've read in a long time. Marjory McGinn's time spent in a village in the Mani in the Peloponnese, is a heartwarming account of village life and all it entails. Unlike many foreigners who spend time in Greece and merely write a superficial account of Greek life, Marjory and her partner make a concerted effort to get to know the locals and in turn, the villagers opened their hearts to welcome them into the fold. Added to the mix is their wonderfully, crazy dog, Wallace, who became a much-loved character in the story. The author has a great knack for telling Greek life as it is - the ups and the downs, yet at no time is she disparaging towards the Greek people. She is a natural story teller and her honesty and love for Greece and its people is evident. I believe she has left her mark on this village just as much as they left it on her. A fabulous read which I recommend to all lovers of Greece.
October 15, 2017
I really enjoyed this memoir of a couple of journalists from Scotland who chose to move to a village in Greece right as the economic crisis hit there (and elsewhere). I'm always a sucker for expat stories (for obvious reasons), and I liked the fact that this couple chose a small village rather than a big city, and did their best to incorporate themselves into the community (along with their crazy Jack Russell terrier). They describe the members of the community sympathetically, but not sentimentally, and made you want to go there to experience the life there yourself. At the end they are contemplating another year in another village, so it's obvious that there are more adventures to come.
June 22, 2014
I loved this book. Having been to Greece the last two summers and planning another trip this summer the title just caught my eye. I was not disappointed. Its full of quirky "real Greek " moments and covers a year in the lives of two British journalists who move to rural Greece with a (very crazy) Jack Russell dog.
You get a real feel for the rural Greek way of life which with the economic crisis is becoming tougher. There are funny, moving and sad moments and the book opens up traditional Greece which I've yet to discover.
You get a real feel for the rural Greek way of life which with the economic crisis is becoming tougher. There are funny, moving and sad moments and the book opens up traditional Greece which I've yet to discover.
November 1, 2017
A very pleasant book (of three in the "series") about two Scottish journalists and their Jack Russell, Wallace, who leave Scotland to spend a year in the South Peloponnese.
Centred in and around the tiny village of Megali Mantineia, the writing come across as authentic in describing their adventures and experiences with the Greek villagers and other ex-pats who have relocated to this slice of paradise.
Imparting a good amount of history of the region this is an engaging story that that entertains without ever coming across as being cheesy (unlike this short review).
Centred in and around the tiny village of Megali Mantineia, the writing come across as authentic in describing their adventures and experiences with the Greek villagers and other ex-pats who have relocated to this slice of paradise.
Imparting a good amount of history of the region this is an engaging story that that entertains without ever coming across as being cheesy (unlike this short review).
June 14, 2021
I have loved all 3 of her books about living in Greece together with her partner and daft dog Wallace. I hope she writes some more.
I have now read it again and enjoyed it again. I had forgotten that Wallace was related to Eddie Spaghetti.
I have now read it again and enjoyed it again. I had forgotten that Wallace was related to Eddie Spaghetti.
December 13, 2020
Living the Greek Way
What a delightful read about Marjory, her partner Jim and their Jack Russell Wallace moving to rural Greece to live on the Peloponnese peninsula.
Their affections for the Greek people, their traditions, customs and way of life shows through in the book and brings them to life, especially Fonteini who is by far my favourite. They are welcomed into the village and are soon classed as one of them, soon fitting into the easy way of life, exploring local areas. The beautiful descriptions of the scenery and surrounding areas were delightful and made you feel you were there with them. I particularly loved the tale of when they visited the Ancient Messene – no dogs allowed, Jim came up with a great plan to smuggle Wallace into the grounds in a rucksack, how hilarious. Marjory´s funny mistakes with the Greek language made me laugh, especially when her friend used to bop her on the nose when she used the wrong word.
Being retired journalists they are commissioned to write pieces about the ex-pat way of life for certain English broadsheets. One such piece upsets the ex-pat community as it highlights their need for good old British foods, they do not like it that they have been exposed.
At the time of their move the economic crisis had hit Greece, this showed it´s face in almost every aspect of village life. It was a wonder that some of the elders survived, this was made abundantly clear to them with the stark reality when they saw the way their friend Fonteini lived.
Thank you Marjory, I was thoroughly entertained and look forward to reading more about your adventures.
What a delightful read about Marjory, her partner Jim and their Jack Russell Wallace moving to rural Greece to live on the Peloponnese peninsula.
Their affections for the Greek people, their traditions, customs and way of life shows through in the book and brings them to life, especially Fonteini who is by far my favourite. They are welcomed into the village and are soon classed as one of them, soon fitting into the easy way of life, exploring local areas. The beautiful descriptions of the scenery and surrounding areas were delightful and made you feel you were there with them. I particularly loved the tale of when they visited the Ancient Messene – no dogs allowed, Jim came up with a great plan to smuggle Wallace into the grounds in a rucksack, how hilarious. Marjory´s funny mistakes with the Greek language made me laugh, especially when her friend used to bop her on the nose when she used the wrong word.
Being retired journalists they are commissioned to write pieces about the ex-pat way of life for certain English broadsheets. One such piece upsets the ex-pat community as it highlights their need for good old British foods, they do not like it that they have been exposed.
At the time of their move the economic crisis had hit Greece, this showed it´s face in almost every aspect of village life. It was a wonder that some of the elders survived, this was made abundantly clear to them with the stark reality when they saw the way their friend Fonteini lived.
Thank you Marjory, I was thoroughly entertained and look forward to reading more about your adventures.
June 15, 2021
Marjory McGinn and her husband Jim, along with their manic (but loveable) Jack Russell, Wallace, decided to escape the British recession and relocate to Greece, despite the financial crisis and repercussions, leaving behind their Scottish village and one of the coldest winters in years. Having spent many holidays in Greece, they chose the hill village of Megali Mantineia in the Mani region as their home for the following twelve months.
One of the first people they meet, after an amusing encounter, who becomes a dear friend is the wonderfully eccentric goat and olive farmer, Foteini. There are many comedic moments, more than a few involving Wallace and attempting to converse in Greek. There’s beautifully vivid imagery of the area and various and varied locals, as Marjory and Jim’s love for Greece continues to develop.
Things Can Only Get Feta is a warm, fascinating and humorous account of life as an expat in rural Greece, combined with interesting historical snippets. Marjory and Jim were determined not to be drawn in to the close knit expat community, but to live as authentic a Greek life as possible among the villagers, which sometimes gave them more than they bargained for as some of the local customs were a step too far. There are more ups than downs but never a dull moment.
I’ve never been to Greece but I image those who holiday there and/or are familiar with the country would also find lots to enjoy — engaging characters, the friends they make, descriptions of rural village life, the problems and the joys, and the history of the area to name just a few.
One of the first people they meet, after an amusing encounter, who becomes a dear friend is the wonderfully eccentric goat and olive farmer, Foteini. There are many comedic moments, more than a few involving Wallace and attempting to converse in Greek. There’s beautifully vivid imagery of the area and various and varied locals, as Marjory and Jim’s love for Greece continues to develop.
Things Can Only Get Feta is a warm, fascinating and humorous account of life as an expat in rural Greece, combined with interesting historical snippets. Marjory and Jim were determined not to be drawn in to the close knit expat community, but to live as authentic a Greek life as possible among the villagers, which sometimes gave them more than they bargained for as some of the local customs were a step too far. There are more ups than downs but never a dull moment.
I’ve never been to Greece but I image those who holiday there and/or are familiar with the country would also find lots to enjoy — engaging characters, the friends they make, descriptions of rural village life, the problems and the joys, and the history of the area to name just a few.
September 3, 2020
Experience a real Greek adventure
Greece in 2010 was hardly the best time (or location) to decide to move abroad to live. Two Scottish journalists and Wallace the dog head off for a life of adventure in a small Greek village. The characters they meet, especially the delightful Foteini, were described so beautifully, that I could actually picture her sat astride her donkey marching towards them, arms waving and chickens flying in all directions. This is rural life at its most unadorned, and the book is all the better for it. The author tries to avoid expats whenever possible, for which I applaud her, and instead immerses herself in true village life. Their trips out to explore the local area are full of interesting facts and the author describes everything with a real journalist’s eye for detail. Recommended reading for anyone that wants to experience a true Greek adventure.
Greece in 2010 was hardly the best time (or location) to decide to move abroad to live. Two Scottish journalists and Wallace the dog head off for a life of adventure in a small Greek village. The characters they meet, especially the delightful Foteini, were described so beautifully, that I could actually picture her sat astride her donkey marching towards them, arms waving and chickens flying in all directions. This is rural life at its most unadorned, and the book is all the better for it. The author tries to avoid expats whenever possible, for which I applaud her, and instead immerses herself in true village life. Their trips out to explore the local area are full of interesting facts and the author describes everything with a real journalist’s eye for detail. Recommended reading for anyone that wants to experience a true Greek adventure.
June 25, 2014
A delightful, quaint portrayal of rural life in Greece!
I absolutely loved this book! It’s a delightful, humorous account of life in rural Greece, as it’s perceived through the eyes of two Scots who decide to spend a year in a Peloponesian village. I got to love all the quaint characters described in this book. My personal favourite was Foteini who’s been portrayed with such tremendous sensitivity that it was impossible not to love her like a family member by the end of the book.
What can I say about Wallace, the dog? The author recounts so many hilarious antics that it seems that a great part of the merit in this book is owed to this adorable pet alone. I laughed outloud to read about his infamous bathroom trick and also his obsession with eating chicken. I don’t think I’ll ever see a backpack again without thinking of chicken sandwiches!
Marjory McGinn has written a book that brims over with love for Greece and the Greek language. It is evident in so many ways, like the way she sides with the locals when the British expats attempt to trash them, the way she allows for the quirkiness of the Greeks, the respect with which she regards unfathomable local customs and acts, and last but not least, in the way she keeps quoting the equivalent Greek word, so often, quite needlessly. But she obviously does this not in an attempt to show off her rich Greek vocabulary. It is crystal clear that she does it only with love, extending to the reader an invitation to share in her affinity for the language itself. This particular point made me choke with appreciation. I found it so incredibly sweet. Also, I found all the examples of her mistakes in Greek terribly hilarious. It made me think how many Greek words can sound almost the same to the untrained, foreign ear. I cringed to think how embarrassing it must have been for her to be teased so much by the locals!
I’ve read numerous books by British authors who’ve recorded their experiences with fixing up the odd dilapidated house in various parts of Greece. All the accounts managed to irritate me, both with their arrogance and intolerance towards the Greek way of life, as well as with the many inaccuracies their stories included. Thankfully, this book was a breath of fresh air. It caused in me zero offence and zero annoyance. Being the competent, talented journalist that she is, Marjory McGinn sticks to the facts and gives objectively a delightful account of the locals and their antics without passing judgment or even implying that they are less civilized or knowledgable than herself.
But it wasn’t just life in the village that was a pleasure to read about. There were also numerous historical references that I found utterly interesting. Whichever part of Greece the author mentions traveling to with her husband and adorable pet, she offers a thorough account of the local history, myths or legends. Unlike all the other books of the sort that I’ve read, again, this book stands out for this fact too, showing that the author had to research heavily for the book. Her trouble to do that betrays her love for my country and its history, which again I found myself appreciating immensely.
All in all, this is the best book of its kind that I’ve ever read. It had it all: humour, wit, interesting facts, and a good measure of sentiment. Marjory McGinn is a truly talented author and I’m really looking forward to a sequel!
I absolutely loved this book! It’s a delightful, humorous account of life in rural Greece, as it’s perceived through the eyes of two Scots who decide to spend a year in a Peloponesian village. I got to love all the quaint characters described in this book. My personal favourite was Foteini who’s been portrayed with such tremendous sensitivity that it was impossible not to love her like a family member by the end of the book.
What can I say about Wallace, the dog? The author recounts so many hilarious antics that it seems that a great part of the merit in this book is owed to this adorable pet alone. I laughed outloud to read about his infamous bathroom trick and also his obsession with eating chicken. I don’t think I’ll ever see a backpack again without thinking of chicken sandwiches!
Marjory McGinn has written a book that brims over with love for Greece and the Greek language. It is evident in so many ways, like the way she sides with the locals when the British expats attempt to trash them, the way she allows for the quirkiness of the Greeks, the respect with which she regards unfathomable local customs and acts, and last but not least, in the way she keeps quoting the equivalent Greek word, so often, quite needlessly. But she obviously does this not in an attempt to show off her rich Greek vocabulary. It is crystal clear that she does it only with love, extending to the reader an invitation to share in her affinity for the language itself. This particular point made me choke with appreciation. I found it so incredibly sweet. Also, I found all the examples of her mistakes in Greek terribly hilarious. It made me think how many Greek words can sound almost the same to the untrained, foreign ear. I cringed to think how embarrassing it must have been for her to be teased so much by the locals!
I’ve read numerous books by British authors who’ve recorded their experiences with fixing up the odd dilapidated house in various parts of Greece. All the accounts managed to irritate me, both with their arrogance and intolerance towards the Greek way of life, as well as with the many inaccuracies their stories included. Thankfully, this book was a breath of fresh air. It caused in me zero offence and zero annoyance. Being the competent, talented journalist that she is, Marjory McGinn sticks to the facts and gives objectively a delightful account of the locals and their antics without passing judgment or even implying that they are less civilized or knowledgable than herself.
But it wasn’t just life in the village that was a pleasure to read about. There were also numerous historical references that I found utterly interesting. Whichever part of Greece the author mentions traveling to with her husband and adorable pet, she offers a thorough account of the local history, myths or legends. Unlike all the other books of the sort that I’ve read, again, this book stands out for this fact too, showing that the author had to research heavily for the book. Her trouble to do that betrays her love for my country and its history, which again I found myself appreciating immensely.
All in all, this is the best book of its kind that I’ve ever read. It had it all: humour, wit, interesting facts, and a good measure of sentiment. Marjory McGinn is a truly talented author and I’m really looking forward to a sequel!
July 26, 2016
This book by Marjorie, the first in an enchanting three book series, is funny, informative and interesting. A really enjoyable memoir about a couple's stay in a remote village in the Marni Pelapponese region of Greece.
Marjory and her husband Jim, both journalists whose jobs in Scotland were affected by the newspaper industry upheaval in the UK, arrive in Greece planning to spend maybe an adventurous year or so in the country documenting their adventures. They bring with them their lovable but mad Jack Russell Wallace, who ends up having quite a few hair-raising adventures of his own in a country where dogs are not generally kept as pets and are barely tolerated except largely in a functioning role of guarding their owners' properties. Wallace somehow becomes accepted or by the villagers who give him a new name of 'Vassy'.
Marjory and Jim, or rather Margarita and Dimitrios as they are renamed by the locals, immerse themselves in village life, make friends and in time become accepted members of the community. Life is hard for the villagers and more so in the Greek crisis. The background to the crisis is explained in an informative way and I learned much more about the history and circumstances behind it. Having spent time in Greece on holiday and more recently in Athens, I was aware of the crisis but not as fully informed as I'd like to be, but a lot more of what we witnessed makes much more sense after reading this book.
Marjorie makes friends with an indomitable lady called Foteini who features in many anecdotes and adventures. Foteini looks after her olive trees and keeps a few goats and a donkey in a hillside dwelling, she also has a village house in a state of some disrepair that's hardly used. Their friendship is real and deep and we learn much about the history and hardships of Greek hill farmers and villagers.
A must read for anyone interested in learning about the real Greece.
Marjory and her husband Jim, both journalists whose jobs in Scotland were affected by the newspaper industry upheaval in the UK, arrive in Greece planning to spend maybe an adventurous year or so in the country documenting their adventures. They bring with them their lovable but mad Jack Russell Wallace, who ends up having quite a few hair-raising adventures of his own in a country where dogs are not generally kept as pets and are barely tolerated except largely in a functioning role of guarding their owners' properties. Wallace somehow becomes accepted or by the villagers who give him a new name of 'Vassy'.
Marjory and Jim, or rather Margarita and Dimitrios as they are renamed by the locals, immerse themselves in village life, make friends and in time become accepted members of the community. Life is hard for the villagers and more so in the Greek crisis. The background to the crisis is explained in an informative way and I learned much more about the history and circumstances behind it. Having spent time in Greece on holiday and more recently in Athens, I was aware of the crisis but not as fully informed as I'd like to be, but a lot more of what we witnessed makes much more sense after reading this book.
Marjorie makes friends with an indomitable lady called Foteini who features in many anecdotes and adventures. Foteini looks after her olive trees and keeps a few goats and a donkey in a hillside dwelling, she also has a village house in a state of some disrepair that's hardly used. Their friendship is real and deep and we learn much about the history and hardships of Greek hill farmers and villagers.
A must read for anyone interested in learning about the real Greece.
July 20, 2014
Things Can Only Get Feta was a very enjoyable read. McGinn has a quick sense of humor that made me laugh out loud at some of the scrapes she got into, particularly with her attempts at speaking Greek. ( I can relate, having lived in Sweden for over a year long ago. I regularly mangled that beautiful language.)
The author is respectful of the many interesting people who lived in her village. She describes them so well, the reader comes away feeling as though you have met them, too. They live a rural life that most Americans cannot imagine. Her stories about them are fascinating. She doesn't spare her sense of humor on herself. She and her husband have lived in various places worldwide, dragging with them a wacko Jack Russell terrier named Wallace, after William Wallace, of Scottish "Braveheart" fame. I think even Braveheart would have shied away from this psycho canine.
McGinn alludes to deciding to stay a second year in Greece, albeit in a different village. I certainly hope she writes a sequel to this book. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
I received this book for free from Goodreads. That did not influence my review.
The author is respectful of the many interesting people who lived in her village. She describes them so well, the reader comes away feeling as though you have met them, too. They live a rural life that most Americans cannot imagine. Her stories about them are fascinating. She doesn't spare her sense of humor on herself. She and her husband have lived in various places worldwide, dragging with them a wacko Jack Russell terrier named Wallace, after William Wallace, of Scottish "Braveheart" fame. I think even Braveheart would have shied away from this psycho canine.
McGinn alludes to deciding to stay a second year in Greece, albeit in a different village. I certainly hope she writes a sequel to this book. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
I received this book for free from Goodreads. That did not influence my review.
January 30, 2017
I received this book as a Goodreads First Read, and I loved it! McGinn combines vivid descriptions of Greek village life, relevant background about historical events and the current economic crisis, cultural tidbits, a colorful cast of characters, and often hilarious anecdotes of the daily adventures of the author and her partner.
McGinn is a very talented storyteller, and many descriptions of events and turns of phrase she used in this book actually made me laugh out loud while reading silently to myself, a feat that until now was only achieved by Douglas Adams and P. G. Wodehouse.
I can't help but think this book has the makings of a good movie: a quaint village, picturesque countryside, a crazy and hilarious Jack Russell, adventure, culture shock, endearing characters, and memorable entrances--I loved her description of how she'd hear her friend Foteini manhandling Cyclops the one-eyed cat just before she'd see her face pressed against the window glass at the door!
I won't spoil the ending, but I will say the door is left wide open for a sequel, and I can't wait to read more!
McGinn is a very talented storyteller, and many descriptions of events and turns of phrase she used in this book actually made me laugh out loud while reading silently to myself, a feat that until now was only achieved by Douglas Adams and P. G. Wodehouse.
I can't help but think this book has the makings of a good movie: a quaint village, picturesque countryside, a crazy and hilarious Jack Russell, adventure, culture shock, endearing characters, and memorable entrances--I loved her description of how she'd hear her friend Foteini manhandling Cyclops the one-eyed cat just before she'd see her face pressed against the window glass at the door!
I won't spoil the ending, but I will say the door is left wide open for a sequel, and I can't wait to read more!
August 18, 2019
I would have rated this book higher, as it was a relatively interesting story about 2 expats from the UK going to Greece, living in a small village, but I will not be reading any sequels, as I actually started to hate their stupid dog, Wallace, whom the author described as "compulsive, obssessive" and having "disorderly behaviour". In fact this dog is a nightmare, especially for the people of Greece who do not generally treat dogs as house pets, but only as guard dogs. Even with this knowledge, they were the 'ugly american", although should be the "ugly Brit", forcing their dog on neighbours, and even taking their dog to an ancient ruin where dogs were expressly forbidden. This dog appears to have some serious issues, and as one knows, a dog's behaviour often reflects the owner's behaviour. The owners of this awful dog must have no respect for the culture of others. When I am in another culture, I respect that culture, and do not foist bad behaviour or destroy cultural and social norms. Yes, the title says it all "Crazy Dog". Leave the dog out, and it would have been a decent, easy summer beach read....with the dog, it just became one annoying book.
May 24, 2015
For a visit to a small Greek village not far from Kalamata and for plenty of laughs along the way, I recommend Things Can Only Get Feta. A husband and wife move from Scotland to Greece for a year and a star of the tale is their wild and wacky Jack Russell terrier, Wallace. He does his dreaded “screamy barking” at the drop of a hat. Yet when the author was sad he hid a heart shaped dog biscuit in her boot for her to find, which cheered her up. The author laughs at herself when she shares her misadventures with the Greek language, which make a Greek friend, Angelika, laugh until tears roll down her face. Tripping over similar Greek words, McGinn says Wallace is a good cucumber, and Angelika has lovely golden worms, meaning earrings. They meet Foteini, who lives a traditional life style, when she is riding her donkey and they become dear friends. Thanks to the author for sharing the year she and her husband spent in Greece, and I look forward to her second book.
June 10, 2018
I enjoyed reading the adventure of living in Greece. It was not the most well written book but the descriptions of their neighbors and their lives in the village was interesting. However the author and her husband really irritated me. I love dogs but thought these people were so self absorbed that although saying they wanted to experience Greek culture, they continued to take their dog to places where it was either inappropriate or forbidden. People in the village were uncomfortable, disliked or were frighten of dogs. Yet they insisted on having their dog with them everywhere they went. The most incredible situation was when they had already been told on a previous visit to an historic site that dogs were not allowed, on a second visit they actually put the dog in a back pack to smuggle it in. Once inside they let the dog loose! What a sense of entitlement and stupidity.
April 7, 2014
While in Athens I bought this book on a whim because I just loved its title: If you ever went to Greece you will understand this hilarious pun. The book is a light travel book : the author shares with me many opnions about Greece so it was fairly easy to relate to her: the greek way of driving, their attitude towards animals, etc. Also, not inadvertently, she is critical of some british behaviour traits as expecting everyone speaking english in xenoi countries or dreading to meet other people from their own countries. Nevertheless, it was very pleasing to read this book as McGinn´s love for Greece is flagrant.
June 26, 2019
What a lovely, lighthearted read of what it was like to come and live in Greece along with a travel around The Mani and other areas of the Peloponnesus and getting to know the village they lived in for a year. It made me giggle out loud in many places. Loved it.
October 13, 2014
Brilliant and hilarious, a vivid travelling adventure into contemporary Greece with its addictions and contradictions. Marjory McGinn scratched (as her Leonidas says in the book) not only the surface, but accomplished to set lights on Greek "pathos". My congratulations!
October 29, 2017
An easy and entertaining read. It made a pleasurable accompaniment to a holiday in Greece.
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