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People I Want to Punch in the Throat
People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Volume 1
The first collection of Singles from the New York Times best selling humorist, Jen Mann. This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.
Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.
Volume One of this series includes 3 NEVER BEFORE SEEN essays:
Sarah: The First Person I Ever Wanted to Punch in the Throat
Today I Am a Woman. Oh Shut the F*ck Up, Will Ya?
Wear Your Damn Coat. And Other Things I Would Like to Say to Your Kids.
Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.
Volume One of this series includes 3 NEVER BEFORE SEEN essays:
Sarah: The First Person I Ever Wanted to Punch in the Throat
Today I Am a Woman. Oh Shut the F*ck Up, Will Ya?
Wear Your Damn Coat. And Other Things I Would Like to Say to Your Kids.
29 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 13, 2015
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About the author
Jen Mann
28 books1,014 followersJen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat is the hilarious author of the New York Times best seller, People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges and Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat. She also contributes to and publishes the New York Times best selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series of books. Her books are inspired by her immensely popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Jen lives in Kansas with the Hubs and her two children, Gomer and Adolpha - no, those aren't their real names, their real names are actually worse. Jen spends her free time crafting and volunteering with the PTO. Seriously.
You can purchase her books here: http://amzn.to/QSie2T
You can purchase her books here: http://amzn.to/QSie2T
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April 16, 2018
A welcome break from the 400+ page novel I was reading.
Funny.
Funny.
June 23, 2019
"How do you think *I* feel? I just had to ask my mom to insert a tampon for me!" (might not be exact, writing this from memory)
If that made you cringe, maybe don't pick this one up. If that made you laugh (or at least feel intrigued) then give this a go!
Be aware this is just a a few little anecdotes, only 34 pages. There's a full collection you can get if you want more. And if you read this and enjoy it, you'll probably want more. It was enough to make me laugh aloud once or twice in those 34 pages, so that's pretty decent. Most of what was intended to be the funny punchy jokes were stated in the opening, which was sort of weird. When you got to that line in it's intended story, it lost some of it's oomph since you'd read it already. It would probably be better to leave it in the story context for it's first reading. Maybe skip the opening, or read it after reading the stories? All you really need to know is that she's a mouthy, open blogger lady. Aimed a little more towards ladies, as I'm not sure how much guys will be able to understand the realism around getting her first period... because shit happens, but sometimes it's actually blood. xD Wanna get that joke? Read this collection, then it'll all make sense.
I'll probably grab the full book at some point, rather than reading 30 pages at a time. Maybe even check out the blog if I find myself wanting more!
If that made you cringe, maybe don't pick this one up. If that made you laugh (or at least feel intrigued) then give this a go!
Be aware this is just a a few little anecdotes, only 34 pages. There's a full collection you can get if you want more. And if you read this and enjoy it, you'll probably want more. It was enough to make me laugh aloud once or twice in those 34 pages, so that's pretty decent. Most of what was intended to be the funny punchy jokes were stated in the opening, which was sort of weird. When you got to that line in it's intended story, it lost some of it's oomph since you'd read it already. It would probably be better to leave it in the story context for it's first reading. Maybe skip the opening, or read it after reading the stories? All you really need to know is that she's a mouthy, open blogger lady. Aimed a little more towards ladies, as I'm not sure how much guys will be able to understand the realism around getting her first period... because shit happens, but sometimes it's actually blood. xD Wanna get that joke? Read this collection, then it'll all make sense.
I'll probably grab the full book at some point, rather than reading 30 pages at a time. Maybe even check out the blog if I find myself wanting more!
June 11, 2015
Funny, quick read
I'm sure everyone has people in their lives (or in front of them in line) they want to punch in the throat. So in that case, everyone can relate to this mini-read.
I'm sure everyone has people in their lives (or in front of them in line) they want to punch in the throat. So in that case, everyone can relate to this mini-read.
August 4, 2024
These essays were actually pretty funny.
A very short and easy quick read.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️✖️✖️/5
A very short and easy quick read.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️✖️✖️/5
August 10, 2018
Yes!!!!
Pragmatic advice, humorous memoir, down to earth and real stories a mom can relate to! Loved it! Will be buying more ebooks written by Jen.
Pragmatic advice, humorous memoir, down to earth and real stories a mom can relate to! Loved it! Will be buying more ebooks written by Jen.
May 29, 2024
Rarely, VERY rarely, do I ever read humor. This was such a welcome change of pace. These essays were relatable funny! Omg. I want to have a drink with this woman and just shit talk the world.
Seriously a light hearted mind cleanse. I’ll be looking for her other volumes to randomly lift my spirit from time to time.
Seriously a light hearted mind cleanse. I’ll be looking for her other volumes to randomly lift my spirit from time to time.
June 16, 2015
Hysterical. Hilarious.
I'm not a mom, but the stories about kids were still funny. Jenni is awesome. I don't read her blog, but in about five minutes I will. I bought this single for 99 cents because I heard the book was good, but I wanted to test the waters, so to speak. I immediately bought the full length book and I'll be writing a review of it in a couple days, I'm guessing.
Back to reading snark and sarcasm and funny.
I'm not a mom, but the stories about kids were still funny. Jenni is awesome. I don't read her blog, but in about five minutes I will. I bought this single for 99 cents because I heard the book was good, but I wanted to test the waters, so to speak. I immediately bought the full length book and I'll be writing a review of it in a couple days, I'm guessing.
Back to reading snark and sarcasm and funny.
April 24, 2015
Just like Jen says..."brilliantly acerbic with a surprising warmth".
This was fun and witty and these are certainly thoughts I've had before but would never say to anyone except my sister and best friend. Thrilled that Jen puts her thoughts on paper for all of us to read and relate to!
This was fun and witty and these are certainly thoughts I've had before but would never say to anyone except my sister and best friend. Thrilled that Jen puts her thoughts on paper for all of us to read and relate to!
April 27, 2015
Keep these little 99 centers coming, or better yet, WRITE ANOTHER WHOLE BOOK, JEN!!!
June 8, 2015
Keep them coming! Loving them!
May 11, 2015
Excellent!!!
Humor and common sense....two things the world needs most. I HAVE to read Jens other books.....and I have to find her blog!!! :)
Humor and common sense....two things the world needs most. I HAVE to read Jens other books.....and I have to find her blog!!! :)
May 23, 2015
Hilarious
First time reading anything by this author she is funny and as she said says what most of us wish we had the guts to say
First time reading anything by this author she is funny and as she said says what most of us wish we had the guts to say
June 13, 2015
Pretty funny
Read for more like this. Some people need at least a common sense slap upside the head and others...if only we were allowed to punch them in the throat!!!
Read for more like this. Some people need at least a common sense slap upside the head and others...if only we were allowed to punch them in the throat!!!
June 24, 2015
Awesome
Loved it! Super funny. I laughed out loud and can't wait to read more of Jen's books. Reading volume#2 now.
Loved it! Super funny. I laughed out loud and can't wait to read more of Jen's books. Reading volume#2 now.
June 26, 2015
On 2nd story I caught myself laughing out loud . Very good laughs !
Gave out loud laughs ! Very amusing , looking forward to reading more of punch you in the throat books .
Gave out loud laughs ! Very amusing , looking forward to reading more of punch you in the throat books .
January 11, 2018
Funny
I liked it. Will be reading the rest of these. Made me laugh out loud, especially the period one. Thought I was the only one to have done battle with tampons
I liked it. Will be reading the rest of these. Made me laugh out loud, especially the period one. Thought I was the only one to have done battle with tampons
February 4, 2019
5 stars
Let's face it we're all thinking the same thing - sometimes those "people" ...just one punch... lol. Wonderful book series. Jen has written the version of what I'm thinking in my head on a daily basis .. Funny , honest. If you have kidz; toddlers, tweens, or teens, two or four legged creatures that you unfortunately have to deal with know now, you are not alone. Love you Jen .
Let's face it we're all thinking the same thing - sometimes those "people" ...just one punch... lol. Wonderful book series. Jen has written the version of what I'm thinking in my head on a daily basis .. Funny , honest. If you have kidz; toddlers, tweens, or teens, two or four legged creatures that you unfortunately have to deal with know now, you are not alone. Love you Jen .
May 20, 2017
So real, so relatable.
Jen hits it out of the park. As a big fan of her blog, then her books, this collection of stories didn't fall short on the wit, humor, and realness that Jen is known for. I'm glad I downloaded the entire series to my kindle, because I can read these all day. These stories keep you turning the pages.
Jen hits it out of the park. As a big fan of her blog, then her books, this collection of stories didn't fall short on the wit, humor, and realness that Jen is known for. I'm glad I downloaded the entire series to my kindle, because I can read these all day. These stories keep you turning the pages.
July 25, 2017
This was my first venture into anything by Jen Mann, and I think it was a good way to get your feet wet (it took about 20min to read) and see it its something you'd be into. For me, it wasn't my cup of tea. It was well written and humorous, but I found it to be a bit judgey and felt unauthentic. However, like I said, that's just me. If you think you might like this author, try it out!
October 19, 2022
Stopped as of page 65. This sucks butt. Seriously. It's written in a tone that's supposed to be sarcastic and funny, but it's just trying way too hard. It's very judgy and, for me personally, the author is a deeply unlikable person. The anecdotes aren't even funny. I didn't even come remotely close to being amused. Save your time, skip this
Emetophobic safe as far as page 65
Emetophobic safe as far as page 65
January 3, 2025
People I'd Like to Punch in the Throat Vol 1
I really liked the variety of the essays in this volume. Each of them was a surprise I enjoyed diving into. Jen writes with a raw vulnerability that I find relatable. I found myself both nodding in agreement and traveling down memory lane.
A fantastic read.
I really liked the variety of the essays in this volume. Each of them was a surprise I enjoyed diving into. Jen writes with a raw vulnerability that I find relatable. I found myself both nodding in agreement and traveling down memory lane.
A fantastic read.
March 31, 2018
FREAKING HYSTERICAL!!!
Granted really short, but oh, the truths behind her stories! We have all been there at one time or another, when our mouth overloads our brain....I only wish I had discovered this comic relief MUCH earlier in my life. I needed it!
Granted really short, but oh, the truths behind her stories! We have all been there at one time or another, when our mouth overloads our brain....I only wish I had discovered this comic relief MUCH earlier in my life. I needed it!
May 1, 2018
Well done, a relaxing funny read
I needed a break from all my "serious" books...it was a nice funny vacation. I enjoyed it. She has a great disposition, I could hang with her. It's like reading emails from a funny friend
I needed a break from all my "serious" books...it was a nice funny vacation. I enjoyed it. She has a great disposition, I could hang with her. It's like reading emails from a funny friend
September 15, 2018
Awesomely funny. Loved this single! Jen Mann is hilarious
Awesomely funny. Loved this single! Jen Mann is hilarious. She came to speak her hilarity at our Rotary Club today and we all loved her.
Awesomely funny. Loved this single! Jen Mann is hilarious. She came to speak her hilarity at our Rotary Club today and we all loved her.
August 19, 2019
Jen Tells it Like She Remembers it!
Jen has awesome sarcastic wit and draws the reader into her stories with a take no prisoner attitude! Short - only 2 stories - but great read!
Jen has awesome sarcastic wit and draws the reader into her stories with a take no prisoner attitude! Short - only 2 stories - but great read!
September 24, 2020
Relatable
Smart and funny. She had ME wanting to punch people in the throat! Well written and enjoyable. While this was just a short" booklet ", it was the perfect break from another book I was reading. I intend to read more "Jen" stories. Thank you!
Smart and funny. She had ME wanting to punch people in the throat! Well written and enjoyable. While this was just a short" booklet ", it was the perfect break from another book I was reading. I intend to read more "Jen" stories. Thank you!
November 17, 2020
Kinda want to punch the writer in the throat.
I am not sure exactly what the expected here, but a pretentious spoiled brats blog was not it. I at least expected one laugh and it was not delivered.
I am not sure exactly what the expected here, but a pretentious spoiled brats blog was not it. I at least expected one laugh and it was not delivered.
January 4, 2021
Awesome Truth
Once again Jen lays it out. Black and white no grey area. More people should try this method of thinking. There just might be a cure for stupid after all. Not really. Stupid is permanent.
Once again Jen lays it out. Black and white no grey area. More people should try this method of thinking. There just might be a cure for stupid after all. Not really. Stupid is permanent.
June 23, 2021
I cannot possibly love a book more!
Honestly, I think we are the same person. From the refusal to eat the hate filled chicken to the avoidance of a certain craft store I knew right away Jen Mann should be my friend.
I LOVED THIS BOOK!
Honestly, I think we are the same person. From the refusal to eat the hate filled chicken to the avoidance of a certain craft store I knew right away Jen Mann should be my friend.
I LOVED THIS BOOK!
October 30, 2022
Couldn't agree more
I, too, am frustrated with those types of parents. No one who has barely mastered object permanence should be making life-altering decisions! Well said and kudos for being bold.
I, too, am frustrated with those types of parents. No one who has barely mastered object permanence should be making life-altering decisions! Well said and kudos for being bold.
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