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I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home
After a decades-long stint in prison, former serial killer Carol is looking to kick back and relax in her new retirement home...until a fellow resident drops dead and Carol has to prove she actually didn't do it this time....
Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to light so she can make a few friends and find some murder-free hobbies. But it's not long before a fellow resident—who happens to be a former police commissioner—drops dead, and Carol's true identity is leaked—making catching up over daily activities of bingo and baking rather awkward.
Just her luck, Carol soon realizes that the victim wasn't the only former law enforcement officer at Sheldon Oaks—it's filled to the brim with former cops, barristers, and government representatives, her newfound friends included. And everyone thinks Carol's guilt is a no-brainer, but she is ready to prove them dead wrong...without killing anyone, for once.
Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to light so she can make a few friends and find some murder-free hobbies. But it's not long before a fellow resident—who happens to be a former police commissioner—drops dead, and Carol's true identity is leaked—making catching up over daily activities of bingo and baking rather awkward.
Just her luck, Carol soon realizes that the victim wasn't the only former law enforcement officer at Sheldon Oaks—it's filled to the brim with former cops, barristers, and government representatives, her newfound friends included. And everyone thinks Carol's guilt is a no-brainer, but she is ready to prove them dead wrong...without killing anyone, for once.
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First published February 17, 2026
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Senior citizen sleuths and murder clubs are popping up everywhere lately, in books and on TV. Some of these are The Thursday Murder Club, Vera Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers, Too Old for This, Man on the Inside, Only Murders in the Building, and now, I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home. Sometimes ludicrous and often hilarious these geriatric retirees are anything but dumb or lazy.
Carol Quinn is a serial killer. She committed the crimes (7 of them) and then did her time (35 years in prison) but now she wants to put that all behind her and move on with her life and maybe at the same time make a few friends. She's hoping to fit in some relaxation when she moves into a posh retirement home in North London, but somehow trouble seems to find her.
While she is enjoying a cup of tea on her balcony a body comes sailing over the roof of the building and lands headfirst onto the cement below. The victim is pronounced dead, and it doesn't take much time before all eyes and fingers are pointing at Carol. She soon realizes that the only way for her to get out of this sticky situation is for her to find the real killer or killers herself.
Carol ends up enlisting the help of a few of her quirky neighbors. Readers will have fun just trying to keep up with this elderly group of Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes wannabes. What ensues is a rollicking entertaining fun time that will surely appeal to cozy mystery fans and puzzle enthusiasts alike. I may have chuckled a time or two myself.
My sincere thanks to Berkley Publishing and Book Browse for sending me an ARC of this delightful book in exchange for an honest review.
Carol Quinn is a serial killer. She committed the crimes (7 of them) and then did her time (35 years in prison) but now she wants to put that all behind her and move on with her life and maybe at the same time make a few friends. She's hoping to fit in some relaxation when she moves into a posh retirement home in North London, but somehow trouble seems to find her.
While she is enjoying a cup of tea on her balcony a body comes sailing over the roof of the building and lands headfirst onto the cement below. The victim is pronounced dead, and it doesn't take much time before all eyes and fingers are pointing at Carol. She soon realizes that the only way for her to get out of this sticky situation is for her to find the real killer or killers herself.
Carol ends up enlisting the help of a few of her quirky neighbors. Readers will have fun just trying to keep up with this elderly group of Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes wannabes. What ensues is a rollicking entertaining fun time that will surely appeal to cozy mystery fans and puzzle enthusiasts alike. I may have chuckled a time or two myself.
My sincere thanks to Berkley Publishing and Book Browse for sending me an ARC of this delightful book in exchange for an honest review.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
The Thursday Murder Club meets Too Old For This
This was a fun, highly entertaining, cozy mystery. I loved the characters and I felt the audiobook made the story even better!
It's worth reading just to find out what can go wrong with nail scissors. #iykyk
This was a fun, highly entertaining, cozy mystery. I loved the characters and I felt the audiobook made the story even better!
It's worth reading just to find out what can go wrong with nail scissors. #iykyk
March 3, 2026
Got the vibes of Thursday Murder Club with a little twist.
Good book, definitely worth the read!
Good book, definitely worth the read!
February 2, 2026
In Fergus Craig's witty and engaging comedic whodunit, I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME, the enigmatic story revolves around Carol Quinn, a feisty 75-year-old woman with a shadowy past as a retired serial killer.
With her razor-sharp wit and an undeniable charm, Carol navigates the complexities of life in a seemingly peaceful luxury retirement community, where the facade of tranquility is shattered by unexpected twists and dark secrets lurking behind closed doors. As the plot unfolds, readers will be drawn into a delightful blend of humor and suspense, questioning the nature of crime and morality among the elderly.
About...
Meet Carol, a 75-year-old former serial killer. A sharp, laugh-out-loud whodunit with surprising heart, the novel follows Carol—a former serial killer newly released from prison—who just wants a quiet life in a luxury retirement home. Unfortunately, when a fellow resident turns up dead, and Carol’s past is exposed, she must solve the murder to prove she didn’t do it this time… all while living among former cops, barristers, and government officials who are very sure she did.
Highlights...
My thoughts...
A cleverly crafted whodunit, Fergus Craig masterfully weaves a tapestry of humor and intrigue, guiding readers through a labyrinth of suspense and wit. With a comedic lens that both entertains and engages, he delves into profound themes of the elderly and justice. This delightfully amusing mystery is punctuated by a darker undercurrent, offering a unique blend of laughter and contemplation that keeps readers on the edge of their seats.
You can't help but adore Carol! Carol Quinn is a complex character driven chiefly by self-preservation. As a retired serial killer with a troubled past, she finds herself entangled in a murder mystery that threatens to tarnish her hard-won freedom. With an urgent need to clear her name and evade the grim prospect of returning to prison, her actions unfold in a tense blend of intellect and instinct.
Her "moral compass" operates on a pragmatic level; she’s more concerned with survival than with notions of right and wrong. Against this compelling backdrop, a cast of quirky and eccentric characters springs to life, adding layers of humor and intrigue to the narrative. This captivating tale promises to keep you thoroughly entertained from start to finish!
A major theme is the underestimation of older women. Carol is frequently ignored or patronized because she looks like a harmless 75-year-old, yet she possesses a lethal "skill set" that makes her the most capable person in the building. Carol’s new "friends" (ex-cops and government officials) are loath to trust her, and Carol herself is amused by how quickly they turned her into a pariah once her past is leaked.
Can a person truly move past their history? Carol has "done her time" and wants a fresh start, yet she finds that society (and her neighbors) struggle to see her as anything past her crimes. There is a constant tension between Carol’s history of illegal acts and her current quest for justice. The story suggests that even someone who has broken the law can still be on the "right side of justice" when it counts.
The book explores how society views older people, often treating them as "done" or past their prime. By featuring a cast of former high-level professionals—cops, pathologists, and even a serial killer—it highlights the agency and hidden "badass" nature of the elderly.
While standard cozy mysteries feature retirees with law enforcement backgrounds, Craig flips this by making the lead, Carol Quinn, an actual convicted serial killer.
Charming yet deadly, this is supposed to be a "safe" setting, a luxury retirement home, pointing out the irony of its contents. Carol observes that after decades of being denied metal cutlery in prison, her new home is a "playground" filled with potential weapons.
Themes...
~Redemption and "Moving On."
~The Invisibility of the Elderly
~Justice vs. Legality
~Unlikely Friendships & Community
~Class and Snobbery
The title is significant both as a literal plot point and a satirical commentary on the "cozy crime" genre.
I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME is a captivating blend of dark humor and intriguing mystery, crafted for fans of the author. This engaging narrative appeals to the spirited senior boomer audience, proving that life still holds endless possibilities for those with a zest for adventure. At its heart is an unstoppable heroine, whose vibrant personality and tenacity shine through, making for a thrilling and entertaining read that celebrates the strength and resilience of life at every age.
Recs...
If you enjoyed the "cracked cozy" style of "I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home," here are my recommendations that also feature dark humor, the older crowd, or subverted mystery tropes.
"Mad Mabel" by Sally Hepworth (2026), Samantha Downing's "Too Old For This." Richard Osman’s “The Thursday Murder Club,” Netlfix’s “A Man on The Inside,” Tess Gerritsen's "The Martini Club series," Phillip Fracassi's "The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre," Joy Fielding's "Jenny Cooper Has A Secret," Elle Cosimano's "Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave," (Mrs. Haggerty), Mark de Castrique's "Secret Lives Mystery series," "An Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good" by Helene Turstenand, "Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers" by Jesse Q. Sutanto, "Killers of a Certain Age," by Deanna Raybourn, and Rebecca A. Keller's "You Should Have Known."
Blog Tour Stop...
Check out my blog on Feb 17 for a fun Blog Tour Stop!
Special thanks to Berkley and NetGalley for graciously sharing an advanced review copy in exchange for my honest thoughts.
Blog review posted @
JudithDCollins.com
@JudithDCollins | #JDCMustReadBooks
Pub Date: Feb 17, 2026
My Rating: 5 Stars
Feb Newsletter
Feb 17 Blog Tour Stop
With her razor-sharp wit and an undeniable charm, Carol navigates the complexities of life in a seemingly peaceful luxury retirement community, where the facade of tranquility is shattered by unexpected twists and dark secrets lurking behind closed doors. As the plot unfolds, readers will be drawn into a delightful blend of humor and suspense, questioning the nature of crime and morality among the elderly.
About...
Meet Carol, a 75-year-old former serial killer. A sharp, laugh-out-loud whodunit with surprising heart, the novel follows Carol—a former serial killer newly released from prison—who just wants a quiet life in a luxury retirement home. Unfortunately, when a fellow resident turns up dead, and Carol’s past is exposed, she must solve the murder to prove she didn’t do it this time… all while living among former cops, barristers, and government officials who are very sure she did.
Highlights...
A Fresh Start:
After 35 years in prison for seven homicides, Carol is released and moves into Sheldon Oaks, a luxury retirement home in Hampstead. She plans to keep her past a secret and enjoy quiet hobbies such as baking.
The Incident:
While sitting on her patio, Carol witnesses fellow resident Sir Desmond Crisp fall to his death from the roof.
Blown Cover:
The victim was a former police commissioner, and soon Carol’s true identity as a serial killer is leaked to the entire facility. She immediately becomes the prime suspect for the murder.
Unlikely Allies:
To clear her name, Carol teams up with a group of "bored" residents who have their own law-related backgrounds, including an ex-cop named Geoffrey, a former pathologist named Catherine, and a former Home Secretary named Margaret.
The Investigation:
Carol uses her "expertise" as an actual killer to help the group snoop around and develop theories, though her new friends are understandably nervous that she might murder them too.
The Reveal:
The mystery culminates in a dramatic "performance" at a karaoke night, where the identity of the real killer is finally unmasked.
My thoughts...
A cleverly crafted whodunit, Fergus Craig masterfully weaves a tapestry of humor and intrigue, guiding readers through a labyrinth of suspense and wit. With a comedic lens that both entertains and engages, he delves into profound themes of the elderly and justice. This delightfully amusing mystery is punctuated by a darker undercurrent, offering a unique blend of laughter and contemplation that keeps readers on the edge of their seats.
You can't help but adore Carol! Carol Quinn is a complex character driven chiefly by self-preservation. As a retired serial killer with a troubled past, she finds herself entangled in a murder mystery that threatens to tarnish her hard-won freedom. With an urgent need to clear her name and evade the grim prospect of returning to prison, her actions unfold in a tense blend of intellect and instinct.
Her "moral compass" operates on a pragmatic level; she’s more concerned with survival than with notions of right and wrong. Against this compelling backdrop, a cast of quirky and eccentric characters springs to life, adding layers of humor and intrigue to the narrative. This captivating tale promises to keep you thoroughly entertained from start to finish!
A major theme is the underestimation of older women. Carol is frequently ignored or patronized because she looks like a harmless 75-year-old, yet she possesses a lethal "skill set" that makes her the most capable person in the building. Carol’s new "friends" (ex-cops and government officials) are loath to trust her, and Carol herself is amused by how quickly they turned her into a pariah once her past is leaked.
Can a person truly move past their history? Carol has "done her time" and wants a fresh start, yet she finds that society (and her neighbors) struggle to see her as anything past her crimes. There is a constant tension between Carol’s history of illegal acts and her current quest for justice. The story suggests that even someone who has broken the law can still be on the "right side of justice" when it counts.
The book explores how society views older people, often treating them as "done" or past their prime. By featuring a cast of former high-level professionals—cops, pathologists, and even a serial killer—it highlights the agency and hidden "badass" nature of the elderly.
While standard cozy mysteries feature retirees with law enforcement backgrounds, Craig flips this by making the lead, Carol Quinn, an actual convicted serial killer.
Charming yet deadly, this is supposed to be a "safe" setting, a luxury retirement home, pointing out the irony of its contents. Carol observes that after decades of being denied metal cutlery in prison, her new home is a "playground" filled with potential weapons.
Themes...
~Redemption and "Moving On."
~The Invisibility of the Elderly
~Justice vs. Legality
~Unlikely Friendships & Community
~Class and Snobbery
The title is significant both as a literal plot point and a satirical commentary on the "cozy crime" genre.
I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME is a captivating blend of dark humor and intriguing mystery, crafted for fans of the author. This engaging narrative appeals to the spirited senior boomer audience, proving that life still holds endless possibilities for those with a zest for adventure. At its heart is an unstoppable heroine, whose vibrant personality and tenacity shine through, making for a thrilling and entertaining read that celebrates the strength and resilience of life at every age.
Recs...
If you enjoyed the "cracked cozy" style of "I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home," here are my recommendations that also feature dark humor, the older crowd, or subverted mystery tropes.
"Mad Mabel" by Sally Hepworth (2026), Samantha Downing's "Too Old For This." Richard Osman’s “The Thursday Murder Club,” Netlfix’s “A Man on The Inside,” Tess Gerritsen's "The Martini Club series," Phillip Fracassi's "The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre," Joy Fielding's "Jenny Cooper Has A Secret," Elle Cosimano's "Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave," (Mrs. Haggerty), Mark de Castrique's "Secret Lives Mystery series," "An Elderly Lady Is Up to No Good" by Helene Turstenand, "Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers" by Jesse Q. Sutanto, "Killers of a Certain Age," by Deanna Raybourn, and Rebecca A. Keller's "You Should Have Known."
Blog Tour Stop...
Check out my blog on Feb 17 for a fun Blog Tour Stop!
Special thanks to Berkley and NetGalley for graciously sharing an advanced review copy in exchange for my honest thoughts.
Blog review posted @
JudithDCollins.com
@JudithDCollins | #JDCMustReadBooks
Pub Date: Feb 17, 2026
My Rating: 5 Stars
Feb Newsletter
Feb 17 Blog Tour Stop
March 1, 2026
This is a Cozy Mystery. I liked this book ok, but there were parts that moved slow. This book reminded me a lot of The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osmand. If you loved that book I think you would enjoy this book. I received an ARC of this book. This review is my own honest opinion about the book like all my reviews are.
February 11, 2026
The irony of a retired serial killer living among retired law enforcers? I was cracking up from the start.
The premise kept this interesting - Carol having to prove her innocence while finding something special along the way: friends. Craig wrote Carol's voice sharp and funny at the same time. Her thoughts had me smiling throughout. I loved that the author made sure readers get to know her beyond her past.
Audio experience: Joan Walker's narration was fantastic. She kept Carol interesting from start to finish. It was fun listening to Carol maintain her calm demeanor even when every finger was pointing at her.
You'll love this if: You want cozy mysteries with dark humor, unlikely friendships, and protagonists with questionable pasts.
Thank you to Berkley and Penguin Random House Audio for the advance copies.
The premise kept this interesting - Carol having to prove her innocence while finding something special along the way: friends. Craig wrote Carol's voice sharp and funny at the same time. Her thoughts had me smiling throughout. I loved that the author made sure readers get to know her beyond her past.
Audio experience: Joan Walker's narration was fantastic. She kept Carol interesting from start to finish. It was fun listening to Carol maintain her calm demeanor even when every finger was pointing at her.
You'll love this if: You want cozy mysteries with dark humor, unlikely friendships, and protagonists with questionable pasts.
Thank you to Berkley and Penguin Random House Audio for the advance copies.
February 16, 2026
I read an eARC courtesy of Berkley Publishing Group!
Carol has just gotten out of prison where she was behind bars for being a serial killer. Now she’s retirement age and is moving into a retirement home. She doesn’t reveal that she is a serial killer in hopes to make friends. When one of the other residents of the retirement home falls to their death, Carol’s past comes to light and everyone thinks that she killed the resident. Carol admits to being a serial killer in her past, but she is adamant she didn’t do this. While the other residents embark on an investigation, Carol starts her own investigation. No one will believe it wasn’t her if she can’t find out who it was.
This book is perfect for fans of cozy mysteries! Carol is a hoot! Yes, she was once a serial killer, but she has a fantastic sense of humor too. And the author made sure that we knew her beyond just being a serial killer. Aside from that part of her past, she seemed like a pleasant person!
All of the characters were unique, quirky even, but they all fit together somehow. It was hilarious that Carol found herself in a retirement home with a bunch of police officer/law enforcement. These characters had fun sneaking around and eating special cake. That had to be one of the most funny scenes I’ve read in a long time!
The next best scene was the karaoke dramatic performance where all was revealed. It definitely felt like this book was a little satirical! Even if it didn’t mean to be satirical, it was great.
If you like cozy mysteries that will make you laugh, grab it!
Carol has just gotten out of prison where she was behind bars for being a serial killer. Now she’s retirement age and is moving into a retirement home. She doesn’t reveal that she is a serial killer in hopes to make friends. When one of the other residents of the retirement home falls to their death, Carol’s past comes to light and everyone thinks that she killed the resident. Carol admits to being a serial killer in her past, but she is adamant she didn’t do this. While the other residents embark on an investigation, Carol starts her own investigation. No one will believe it wasn’t her if she can’t find out who it was.
This book is perfect for fans of cozy mysteries! Carol is a hoot! Yes, she was once a serial killer, but she has a fantastic sense of humor too. And the author made sure that we knew her beyond just being a serial killer. Aside from that part of her past, she seemed like a pleasant person!
All of the characters were unique, quirky even, but they all fit together somehow. It was hilarious that Carol found herself in a retirement home with a bunch of police officer/law enforcement. These characters had fun sneaking around and eating special cake. That had to be one of the most funny scenes I’ve read in a long time!
The next best scene was the karaoke dramatic performance where all was revealed. It definitely felt like this book was a little satirical! Even if it didn’t mean to be satirical, it was great.
If you like cozy mysteries that will make you laugh, grab it!
March 5, 2026
If 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 and 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 had a love child, it would be this snarky little devious delight. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻 𝗠𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 is a splendid “cracked cozy” mystery. A clever blend of the octogenarian amateur sleuth and the retired killer tropes, it’s brimming with dark humor and sharp wit.
Formerly imprisoned serial killer Carol just wants to live out her days of release in peace at the luxury retirement home Sheldon Oaks. Unfortunately for her, soon after her arrival, a resident turns up dead. Even more unfortunate, the residents (victim included) had just recently uncovered her morbid past. People don't bat an eye if you're an ex-vegan or a retired teacher but let them find out you used to be a serial killer, and suddenly it's ALL they can think about you. Sheesh!
𝗜'𝗺 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻 𝗠𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 was a wicked good fun read that had me LOLing at work. Despite its shorter length, the plot is pleasantly layered, and the characters are a well-rounded and developed ensemble. Watching Carol try to solve the crime and prove her innocence was pure entertainment. She was the perfect hybrid of Elizabeth and Joyce from 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 and Lottie from 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴. And honestly, does it get any better than that?!
I loved Fergus Craig's sly nods to some of my favorite series, including 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣. I had a blast with this book and would gladly pick up another by him!
🎙 Joan Walker’s narration was pitch perfect. Her accent was clear, and her intonations were a flawless fit for portraying Carol. I highly recommend audio for this one!!
Formerly imprisoned serial killer Carol just wants to live out her days of release in peace at the luxury retirement home Sheldon Oaks. Unfortunately for her, soon after her arrival, a resident turns up dead. Even more unfortunate, the residents (victim included) had just recently uncovered her morbid past. People don't bat an eye if you're an ex-vegan or a retired teacher but let them find out you used to be a serial killer, and suddenly it's ALL they can think about you. Sheesh!
𝗜'𝗺 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻 𝗠𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 was a wicked good fun read that had me LOLing at work. Despite its shorter length, the plot is pleasantly layered, and the characters are a well-rounded and developed ensemble. Watching Carol try to solve the crime and prove her innocence was pure entertainment. She was the perfect hybrid of Elizabeth and Joyce from 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 and Lottie from 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴. And honestly, does it get any better than that?!
I loved Fergus Craig's sly nods to some of my favorite series, including 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣. I had a blast with this book and would gladly pick up another by him!
🎙 Joan Walker’s narration was pitch perfect. Her accent was clear, and her intonations were a flawless fit for portraying Carol. I highly recommend audio for this one!!
December 8, 2025
3.5 rounded up.
Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for this ARC.
When a mysterious death shakes an otherwise peaceful care home, a group of sharp-witted residents refuse to let the truth be brushed aside.
As secrets bubble to the surface, unexpected alliances form between residents and staff.
What follows is a charming, twisty investigation where the most unassuming characters prove to be the most formidable!
I absolutely loved that this story is set in Hampstead—it’s where I grew up, so the familiar locations added a warm, nostalgic layer to the entire reading experience. I also adore books that centre older protagonists rather than the typical middle-aged lead, and this one delivers that brilliantly. The characters bring so much life, humour, and perspective to the story.
The tone is wonderfully balanced with great humour throughout, giving it that cosy-mystery charm without undermining the tension. I I sometimes got a little confused with the characters early on, but that ebbed away as the story settled and everyone found their stride.
Overall, this was a fun, cosy murder mystery—with heart, wit, and a cast I genuinely enjoyed spending time with. I had a great time reading it 😊
Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for this ARC.
When a mysterious death shakes an otherwise peaceful care home, a group of sharp-witted residents refuse to let the truth be brushed aside.
As secrets bubble to the surface, unexpected alliances form between residents and staff.
What follows is a charming, twisty investigation where the most unassuming characters prove to be the most formidable!
I absolutely loved that this story is set in Hampstead—it’s where I grew up, so the familiar locations added a warm, nostalgic layer to the entire reading experience. I also adore books that centre older protagonists rather than the typical middle-aged lead, and this one delivers that brilliantly. The characters bring so much life, humour, and perspective to the story.
The tone is wonderfully balanced with great humour throughout, giving it that cosy-mystery charm without undermining the tension. I I sometimes got a little confused with the characters early on, but that ebbed away as the story settled and everyone found their stride.
Overall, this was a fun, cosy murder mystery—with heart, wit, and a cast I genuinely enjoyed spending time with. I had a great time reading it 😊
January 25, 2026
“Seven was Carol’s number. Not a big number. Pathetic really, stopped before she got started, but it was enough to call her a serial killer. Enough to make her point.”
Carol is fresh from prison and ready to settle into her new home - that is until a fellow resident dies and she has to prove she wasn’t the perpetrator. It doesn’t look good that the victim is a former police commissioner and the retirement home is stacked full of law enforcement - cops, barristers and government officials make up her new neighbours. Can she prove she’s actually innocent this time?
“We’d probably work better as a team but I’m getting the sense you don’t want me in your club just yet. It’s a shame because I think we could be phenomenal. A former detective, a former home secretary, a former doctor and me, someone with a bit of practical experience.”
The Thursday Murder Club meets dark humour in this cosy retirement home mystery. With hilarious one liners and a comedic tone that somehow still creates tension and mystery, this was a great read. I had such a fun time reading this!
I loved the characters and how we got to know their backstories - who they were in their ‘youth’ and how they can apply those skills to sleuthing in their retirement. Margaret was my favourite.
Overall I’d really recommend this one!
ARC copy provided by Little Brown & NetGalley in exchange for an honest review
Carol is fresh from prison and ready to settle into her new home - that is until a fellow resident dies and she has to prove she wasn’t the perpetrator. It doesn’t look good that the victim is a former police commissioner and the retirement home is stacked full of law enforcement - cops, barristers and government officials make up her new neighbours. Can she prove she’s actually innocent this time?
“We’d probably work better as a team but I’m getting the sense you don’t want me in your club just yet. It’s a shame because I think we could be phenomenal. A former detective, a former home secretary, a former doctor and me, someone with a bit of practical experience.”
The Thursday Murder Club meets dark humour in this cosy retirement home mystery. With hilarious one liners and a comedic tone that somehow still creates tension and mystery, this was a great read. I had such a fun time reading this!
I loved the characters and how we got to know their backstories - who they were in their ‘youth’ and how they can apply those skills to sleuthing in their retirement. Margaret was my favourite.
Overall I’d really recommend this one!
ARC copy provided by Little Brown & NetGalley in exchange for an honest review
March 3, 2026
3.5 stars
February 9, 2026
Absolutely loved it! It was so funny and witty. Five stars easily.
(Thanks goodreads for the giveaway)
(Thanks goodreads for the giveaway)
March 5, 2026
Wow! I was really surprised by how much I liked this book, and even more surprised to find it really hasn’t been reviewed much.
The characters were great, I especially enjoyed Geoffrey, he always made me laugh. I appreciated his character definitely having some form of autism while it never being directly discussed. His special interest being everything lol.
He also takes the win for my favorite line-
“Catherine, I’ve… My penis. It’s really quite-“
Hilarious. Comedy gold. Tended to remind me of the golden girls in the best way.
My only complaint, which isn’t really a complaint but more of an observation, is that I thought it was very easy for the reader to solve the mystery.
That being said, if you take this book for what it is: a comedy, and just enjoy it, I find that I don’t mind knowing the ending before it’s finished.
I’m excited to see if the author decides to continue the story as a series. I don’t typically like that, but I’m already missing my favorite characters.
Although I don’t doubt his next book will hit just as hard even in a new series without Geoffrey.
Following in hopes of more books to come!
The characters were great, I especially enjoyed Geoffrey, he always made me laugh. I appreciated his character definitely having some form of autism while it never being directly discussed. His special interest being everything lol.
He also takes the win for my favorite line-
“Catherine, I’ve… My penis. It’s really quite-“
Hilarious. Comedy gold. Tended to remind me of the golden girls in the best way.
My only complaint, which isn’t really a complaint but more of an observation, is that I thought it was very easy for the reader to solve the mystery.
That being said, if you take this book for what it is: a comedy, and just enjoy it, I find that I don’t mind knowing the ending before it’s finished.
I’m excited to see if the author decides to continue the story as a series. I don’t typically like that, but I’m already missing my favorite characters.
Although I don’t doubt his next book will hit just as hard even in a new series without Geoffrey.
Following in hopes of more books to come!
March 1, 2026
Thanks to NetGalley and Berkley Publishing for providing me with an eARC.
This was really fun. I'm a huge sucker for books about old people solving crime or honestly old people in general. This one really took a different approach to this. It's usually retired cops or spies or doctors but in this one it's a retired serial killer. It's crazy that this is a thing and how the author managed to make that wholesome. I really liked the characters and their dynamics. All four of the main characters were so wholesome. The plot itself wasn't too shocking because the clues dropped were quite obvious. I saw most of the twists coming but some definitely took me off guard. In any case, this book is really for the characters. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who enjoyed Thursday Murder Club, Vera Wong series and/or The Armchair Detectives.
This was really fun. I'm a huge sucker for books about old people solving crime or honestly old people in general. This one really took a different approach to this. It's usually retired cops or spies or doctors but in this one it's a retired serial killer. It's crazy that this is a thing and how the author managed to make that wholesome. I really liked the characters and their dynamics. All four of the main characters were so wholesome. The plot itself wasn't too shocking because the clues dropped were quite obvious. I saw most of the twists coming but some definitely took me off guard. In any case, this book is really for the characters. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who enjoyed Thursday Murder Club, Vera Wong series and/or The Armchair Detectives.
March 2, 2026
3.5 rounding up. Retirement home murders are apparently a thing for me because I can’t get enough of these kinds of books. I enjoyed the premise a lot but the execution felt choppy and uneven.
Carol is a serial killer but she has now been released and has moved into a luxury retirement home. She’s put her old murderous ways behind her, made some great friends and even joined a baking group. However when someone dies suspiciously in retirement community, all eyes turn to Carol and she will have to investigate to clear her name.
The beginning and ending were great but the middle lagged and the investigation confused me. If they had all those resources, why wouldn’t they have used them in the beginning? I also found the motive of one the murders to be a bit light which took away from an otherwise excellent denouement. I adored Carol and her crew of friends and hope they’ll be back
Carol is a serial killer but she has now been released and has moved into a luxury retirement home. She’s put her old murderous ways behind her, made some great friends and even joined a baking group. However when someone dies suspiciously in retirement community, all eyes turn to Carol and she will have to investigate to clear her name.
The beginning and ending were great but the middle lagged and the investigation confused me. If they had all those resources, why wouldn’t they have used them in the beginning? I also found the motive of one the murders to be a bit light which took away from an otherwise excellent denouement. I adored Carol and her crew of friends and hope they’ll be back
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I thought this was going to be a mystery along the lines of The Thursday Murder Club or maybe The Marlow Murder Club, or even an episode of Miss Marple. But, alas, it turned out to have too many points-of-view (mostly characters who sounded the same), and a lot of crudeness (profanity, sexual content, and rather too many gory details). I'm not big on murder mysteries anyway, so I skipped to the end to see who did the killing and then I moved on to the next book on my TBR pile.
Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for an e-ARC of the book in exchange for an honest review.
Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for an e-ARC of the book in exchange for an honest review.
September 18, 2025
3.75 stars
This was a different sort of cozy. The main character has just been paroled from prison after serving decades for various murders. Carol confessed to some (but not all) of the people she killed. She is referred to as a serial killer, but there doesn't appear to be any theme or commonality to her victims -- she apparently just offed people who got on her bad side through rudeness, cruelty to animals or some other transgression.
There is lots of dry, stellar Brit humor in this set-up. Carol winds up in an expensive retirement home and when the other residents find out her past, they quickly withdraw the friendship they had originally offered. But then a murder occurs, and guess who gets blamed? Carol figures she'll need to solve the killing or be under suspicion forever. She and three other residents reluctantly band together to investigate.
There is lots to enjoy in this book, including some surprises in the end. But lots of discrepancies too. Carol seems pretty human until they discover a fairly psychotic notebook talking about how she likes to kill people. Margaret is supposed to be a former British Home Secretary, but she often comes across as being ditzy. Geoffrey, a retired cop, is a tremendously annoying know it all. He manages to attract a girlfriend, Catherine, who admits she really only likes him when he is not saying anything. She is a very bright retired pathologist and her attraction to such a low watt bulb is a mystery.
But the banter and Carol's straight-faced asides and the crew's escapades are sometimes hilarious. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
This was a different sort of cozy. The main character has just been paroled from prison after serving decades for various murders. Carol confessed to some (but not all) of the people she killed. She is referred to as a serial killer, but there doesn't appear to be any theme or commonality to her victims -- she apparently just offed people who got on her bad side through rudeness, cruelty to animals or some other transgression.
There is lots of dry, stellar Brit humor in this set-up. Carol winds up in an expensive retirement home and when the other residents find out her past, they quickly withdraw the friendship they had originally offered. But then a murder occurs, and guess who gets blamed? Carol figures she'll need to solve the killing or be under suspicion forever. She and three other residents reluctantly band together to investigate.
There is lots to enjoy in this book, including some surprises in the end. But lots of discrepancies too. Carol seems pretty human until they discover a fairly psychotic notebook talking about how she likes to kill people. Margaret is supposed to be a former British Home Secretary, but she often comes across as being ditzy. Geoffrey, a retired cop, is a tremendously annoying know it all. He manages to attract a girlfriend, Catherine, who admits she really only likes him when he is not saying anything. She is a very bright retired pathologist and her attraction to such a low watt bulb is a mystery.
But the banter and Carol's straight-faced asides and the crew's escapades are sometimes hilarious. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
February 20, 2026
With a title like I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home by Fergus Craig, I had to pause and check it out further. A serial killer is moving in...even better. A little humor served up with murder is always wicked good fun.
Carol is a serial killer, convicted of killing seven people. Now, she's being released from prison and heading toward the retirement home. Her murdering days are over, even though she is surrounded by so many murder weapons. How ironic. She also discovers there are plenty of criminal investigators that she will be living with. It looks like she will be on the other side of the coin, when there is a murder at her retirement home. Because her secret is exposed and so many are pointing their fingers at her, she begins her own investigation into the death.
I enjoyed my time at the retirement home. It's not often that I can laugh with a serial killer and watch as they try to solve a crime, instead of commit one. It's fun to meet intriguing characters that keep the easy to read story flowing smoothly. There's even a little romance to be had.
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Carol is a serial killer, convicted of killing seven people. Now, she's being released from prison and heading toward the retirement home. Her murdering days are over, even though she is surrounded by so many murder weapons. How ironic. She also discovers there are plenty of criminal investigators that she will be living with. It looks like she will be on the other side of the coin, when there is a murder at her retirement home. Because her secret is exposed and so many are pointing their fingers at her, she begins her own investigation into the death.
I enjoyed my time at the retirement home. It's not often that I can laugh with a serial killer and watch as they try to solve a crime, instead of commit one. It's fun to meet intriguing characters that keep the easy to read story flowing smoothly. There's even a little romance to be had.
See more at http://www.fundinmental.com
March 5, 2026
I’m obsessed with the new mystery book trend where the focus is on elderly folks with murdery intentions. There’s just something about it that shouldn’t work perfectly, but it totally does!
In this book readers are introduced to Carol who is a serial killer and now that her prison sentence has ended she’s looking forward to a quiet life in a swanky retirement home. Things seem to be going perfectly until a dead body shows up and Carol becomes the prime suspect. The fun doesn’t stop there as Carol quickly realizes everyone living in her particular retirement home of choice has some sort of connection to upholding the law in their former professional lives.
This book is absolutely a cozy mystery in the style of writing and lack of gore, so I think it would be perfect for readers of that sub-genre or as a palette cleanser for those of us who enjoy darker stories.
The pacing is quick, you’ll love the characters, and the mystery is intriguing with each chapter hooking the reader to read just a bit more!
In this book readers are introduced to Carol who is a serial killer and now that her prison sentence has ended she’s looking forward to a quiet life in a swanky retirement home. Things seem to be going perfectly until a dead body shows up and Carol becomes the prime suspect. The fun doesn’t stop there as Carol quickly realizes everyone living in her particular retirement home of choice has some sort of connection to upholding the law in their former professional lives.
This book is absolutely a cozy mystery in the style of writing and lack of gore, so I think it would be perfect for readers of that sub-genre or as a palette cleanser for those of us who enjoy darker stories.
The pacing is quick, you’ll love the characters, and the mystery is intriguing with each chapter hooking the reader to read just a bit more!
January 31, 2026
Thanks so much to my partner PRH Audio for the gifted audiobook! This book was amazing! The story was darkly entertaining and I found myself laughing out loud throughout. Senior murderers are having a moment and I LOVE it. The characters were all so much fun and I loved their dynamics and connections. They all had such interesting backgrounds and I love that an elderly serial killer ended up living in a home with so many people affiliated with the law. It made for quite a wild ride after a resident is murdered! I was able to listen to this audiobook in just two days because I could not stop listening at every opportunity. The audio was phenomenal and I highly recommend listening to the book. Honestly, I wish I could read this again for the first time!
February 18, 2026
“Be safe out there, there’s a murderer about.” I’m not the only murderer in my retirement home by Fergus Craig, 🧶.
From the very first chapter, this story delivers nonstop adrenaline wrapped in sarcasm, wit, and perfectly timed comedic relief. What makes the novel shine is its brilliant balance — it’s laugh-out-loud funny while still keeping you fully invested in the mystery of who is really committing the murders. I found myself constantly trying to piece the clues together, only to be surprised again and again.
Carol is such a memorable main character. Watching her fight to clear her name while navigating suspicion, unlikely friendships, and her own complicated past made the story both thrilling and unexpectedly heartfelt. Craig does magic with their writing as they set the tone for sharp humor, quirky supporting cast, and fast pacing— every chapter feels energetic and entertaining, with twists that keep the pages turning.
If you love murder mysteries with clever banter, eccentric characters, and a plot that keeps you guessing while making you laugh, this one is absolutely worth picking up. Darkly funny, suspenseful, and wildly entertaining — this was an easy five-star read for me.
🗣️ This novel can be found wherever books are sold!
THANK YOU @berkleyPub for the free books!
Don’t forget to be kind to yourself this week & everyday after, & on that note, stay safe, stay healthy, stay calm, & Safe travels in all the places we escape to friends, 📖🕯🖤.
Sending everyone the most love, light and positive vibes your way, Happy reading,🖤🕊️✌🏼🧿
From the very first chapter, this story delivers nonstop adrenaline wrapped in sarcasm, wit, and perfectly timed comedic relief. What makes the novel shine is its brilliant balance — it’s laugh-out-loud funny while still keeping you fully invested in the mystery of who is really committing the murders. I found myself constantly trying to piece the clues together, only to be surprised again and again.
Carol is such a memorable main character. Watching her fight to clear her name while navigating suspicion, unlikely friendships, and her own complicated past made the story both thrilling and unexpectedly heartfelt. Craig does magic with their writing as they set the tone for sharp humor, quirky supporting cast, and fast pacing— every chapter feels energetic and entertaining, with twists that keep the pages turning.
If you love murder mysteries with clever banter, eccentric characters, and a plot that keeps you guessing while making you laugh, this one is absolutely worth picking up. Darkly funny, suspenseful, and wildly entertaining — this was an easy five-star read for me.
🗣️ This novel can be found wherever books are sold!
THANK YOU @berkleyPub for the free books!
Don’t forget to be kind to yourself this week & everyday after, & on that note, stay safe, stay healthy, stay calm, & Safe travels in all the places we escape to friends, 📖🕯🖤.
Sending everyone the most love, light and positive vibes your way, Happy reading,🖤🕊️✌🏼🧿
February 19, 2026
3.5/5 stars
February 24, 2026
I do love stories of elderly people solving crimes
March 4, 2026
Very entertaining!
March 5, 2026
I love them all 🙂↕️
March 6, 2026
I wasn’t sure that I would like this book with the protagonist being a convicted serial killer but it was funny and a clever mystery.
February 23, 2026
cute but not super original. 2.75 stars
March 2, 2026
This one’s a banger! Fun *and* funny with a great mystery. I’m looking forward to reading more books by Fergus Craig.
March 2, 2026
I loved this murder mystery! I was completely wrong about the culprit, but a good wrong, as I did not see it coming. It was surprisingly hilarious reading about a bunch of grandparents try to solve a murder mystery and I highly recommend this book.
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