West's third book comes between "Miss Lonelyhearts" and "The Day of the Locust" in his bibliography. It immediately follows "Lonelyhearts" and is the last West would be heard of for five years, having gone off to Hollywood to write for the pictures. "A Cool Million" exists in a middle area between his semi-realistic books (previously mentioned) and his purely surrealistic debut, "The Dream Life of Balso Snell." Snell, as I wrote before, jumps from tree limb to tree limb without looking back, the vague "plot" merely a series of set pieces that poke fun at academia, the capital-C-Classics, and the state of the world circa 1931.
"A Cool Million" uses the stories of Horatio Alger as its framework. If you haven't read any Alger, his books are the archetypal "Rags to Riches" stories -- even if you haven't read them, you know the structure. A young boy leaves home, usually some sort of hardscrabble existence, to make his fortunes in the world. Through hard work, honesty, perseverance, and more than a little blind luck, meets a wealthy gentleman who "likes the cut of his jib" and puts him on the road to prosperity.
You get the idea. You've probably seen one form of parody of this or another in your lifetime, even if it's fourth or fifth generation removed from the source. West gives us Horatio Alger as written by Michael O'Donoghue -- through a series of misunderstandings, swindlings, brutalities, and cases of being at the wrong place at the wrong time, our plucky hero, one Lemuel Pitkin of Ottsville, VT, loses his nest egg, his teeth, an eye, a thumb, a leg, his scalp, and pretty much all of his dignity. The female of his fancy, Betty Prail, is sold into sexual slavery, then reconnects with Lem several times, before they come under the sway of several shady characters -- a banker, a captain of industry, a revolutionary, an Indian who lives among the white man -- each of which take Lem further away from his dream of making the $5,000 needed to keep his family home from foreclosure.
If you've ever read Michael O'Donoghue's "Phoebe Zeit-Geist" or the stories of Terry Southern, you'll be right at home here. Wave after wave of bad stuff happens to our hero, who just keeps on a-chuggin'. Some of it is quite funny. Some of it is dated. More than a little of it would offend modern sensibilities. West really nails the language of the old stories: "Justice will out. I am happy to acquaint my readers with the fact that the real criminal, Mr. Wellington Mape, was apprehended by the police some weeks after Lem had been incarcerated in the state penitentiary." There's also lots of funny names like Wellington Mape, Shagpoke Whipple, Sylvanus Snodgrasse, and Israel Satinpenny. By the end, I had laughed at more of it than not, even if it doesn't have the mix of laughs and heartbreak that "Miss Lonelyhearts or "Day of the Locust" do. This is broad satire, and should be treated accordingly. If you're going to read all of his books (and why wouldn't you?), you don't need this review. If you only want to get a little taste, read "Miss Lonelyhearts" first, "Day of the Locust" second, and check these out later if you're still in the mood for more.