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Learning to Kiss in the Snow
The Master of the Bizarre is back with his second collection of odd and disturbing tales. These tales will titillate. These tales will activate. These tales will renovate. But most importantly they will satiate your soul. Ranging from horror to dark comedy to action to science fiction to yes dear lord reader even erotica - Learning to Kiss in the Snow will grab you by the short and curlies and never let you go.
- A man desperately in love must find a way to break his connection with his girlfriend before it kills him.
- Getting the nymphomaniac of your dreams just might be more than you can handle.
- A new fish tries to survive a night in the clink without getting raped... that is if the thing in the toilet doesn't get him first.
All in all 17 new scintillating and salacious tales to sooth your battered and chapped brain. D.B.Tarpley is back and he has done it again! The pages have definitely been left bloody.
- A man desperately in love must find a way to break his connection with his girlfriend before it kills him.
- Getting the nymphomaniac of your dreams just might be more than you can handle.
- A new fish tries to survive a night in the clink without getting raped... that is if the thing in the toilet doesn't get him first.
All in all 17 new scintillating and salacious tales to sooth your battered and chapped brain. D.B.Tarpley is back and he has done it again! The pages have definitely been left bloody.
273 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 7, 2012
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About the author
D.B. Tarpley
10 books17 followersD.B.Tarpley has been writing since the age of 5. His upper-case cursive letters are particularly impressive. 'Pickle Party' is his latest novel.
"...I am telling everyone and anyone who will listen to take a look at this book!...
It's a page turner... I have NO IDEA where Tarpley is going with this!... Tarpley
must be a genius, he surprises in (both) big and little ways." - five star
customer review on Amazon
"Went in with an "I'll give it a chance" and didn't come up for air until
completed. I didn't (even) do that for The Strain... Take it from me, drop your
dollars and enjoy the self generated visuals." - four star customer review on
Amazon
Penny is having the worst day ever. After finally finishing the date from Hell a
little thing called the zombie apocalypse occurs. In the middle of all this she
suddenly finds herself the caretaker of both an enigmatic little girl and an
intimidating yet oddly attractive vampire named Mr. F. Caretaker? Slave is
more like it. How can things get any worse?
How indeed?
D.B.Tarpley has a Masters Degree in Baiting from Pullman University as well
as an Associate's Degree in Scatology from Brown University.
Over the years D.B. has been discovered and recognized by the Lewis N. Clark committee for creative mastery; in addition to this D.B. was recently tossed the Paul Reubens Fellowship for excellence in self awareness. He currently Summers in Manitowoc, Wisconsin; and Winters in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. In addition to writing, D.B. is an internationally acclaimed adult diaper model/ pastry chef. His work has been featured in 'Pee-n-Poop Wear Quarterly' as well as 'Dem Some Fine Damn Muffins Magazine.' His only words to readers everywhere are "Leave the pages bloody." and "Have an amazing ass day."... oh, and the occasional "Cheese! What? You don't like cheese? You are dismissed."
LICK THE RAZOR
LEARNING TO KISS IN THE SNOW
THE NIGHT'S NIGHT
THE DEATH OF FEAR
THE DEATH OF DEATH
THE COMPENDIUM VERIBELLUM
PICKLE PARTY
Please check out my website below:
https://fattafinga2002.wixsite.com/my...
"...I am telling everyone and anyone who will listen to take a look at this book!...
It's a page turner... I have NO IDEA where Tarpley is going with this!... Tarpley
must be a genius, he surprises in (both) big and little ways." - five star
customer review on Amazon
"Went in with an "I'll give it a chance" and didn't come up for air until
completed. I didn't (even) do that for The Strain... Take it from me, drop your
dollars and enjoy the self generated visuals." - four star customer review on
Amazon
Penny is having the worst day ever. After finally finishing the date from Hell a
little thing called the zombie apocalypse occurs. In the middle of all this she
suddenly finds herself the caretaker of both an enigmatic little girl and an
intimidating yet oddly attractive vampire named Mr. F. Caretaker? Slave is
more like it. How can things get any worse?
How indeed?
D.B.Tarpley has a Masters Degree in Baiting from Pullman University as well
as an Associate's Degree in Scatology from Brown University.
Over the years D.B. has been discovered and recognized by the Lewis N. Clark committee for creative mastery; in addition to this D.B. was recently tossed the Paul Reubens Fellowship for excellence in self awareness. He currently Summers in Manitowoc, Wisconsin; and Winters in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. In addition to writing, D.B. is an internationally acclaimed adult diaper model/ pastry chef. His work has been featured in 'Pee-n-Poop Wear Quarterly' as well as 'Dem Some Fine Damn Muffins Magazine.' His only words to readers everywhere are "Leave the pages bloody." and "Have an amazing ass day."... oh, and the occasional "Cheese! What? You don't like cheese? You are dismissed."
LICK THE RAZOR
LEARNING TO KISS IN THE SNOW
THE NIGHT'S NIGHT
THE DEATH OF FEAR
THE DEATH OF DEATH
THE COMPENDIUM VERIBELLUM
PICKLE PARTY
Please check out my website below:
https://fattafinga2002.wixsite.com/my...
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