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205 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 24, 2014
Pops used to take my siblings and me to a corn maze every Halloween. The biggest damn corn maze that you can imagine. It had been so labyrinthine that the Minotaur would have gotten lost in it. Pops thought it was funny to drop us in there and let us try to figure it out on our own, while he drank with the farm’s owner. It pissed me off at the time, but now I understood it was good parenting. What else do you do with three unruly kids on a Halloween sugar high? Throw ‘em in a maze and go drink hard cider until they’re exhausted.
The man had a lot more patience than I did. Or else Yelena had a magical vagina and nipples that tasted like candy canes.
I ladled most of the sleeping potion into a couple of Thermoses. Enough to keep Suzy going for another week.
The rest of it landed in my favorite mug. The side featured an empty transporter from the original Star Trek series. Once it was filled with hot fluid, the away team beamed in as the graphic heated up. Coolest mug ever, and I was sharing it with Suzy. Lucky lady.