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Meet Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist…

Unlovable
When Cupid gets stupid…
It isn’t every day a sexy demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. But first, she’ll need to convince a seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces her he might be the right man—for a night.

Unlucky
When luck runs out…
Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and he’ll help her locate the missing gold.

Unhoppy
When there’s not a hop in hell…
The day is going to hell in a hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's *before* a suicidal Easter bunny shows up for treatment. Hunted by two jealous goddesses who would gladly use her intestines to lace up their strappy sandals—and with her full-time hit man sometimes lover nowhere to be found—Matilda will have to save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.

286 pages, ebook

First published May 22, 2014

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Cynthia St. Aubin

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USA Today bestselling author Cynthia St. Aubin wrote her first play at age eight and made her brothers perform it for the admission price of gum wrappers. A steal, considering she provided the wrappers in advance. Though her early work debuted to mixed reviews, she never quite gave up on the writing thing, even while earning a mostly useless master's degree in art history and taking her turn as a cube monkey in the corporate warren.

Because the voices in her head kept talking to her, and they discourage drinking at work, she started writing instead. When she's not standing in front of the fridge eating cheese, she's hard at work figuring out which mythological, art historical, or paranormal friends to play with next. She lives in Colorado with the love of her life and three surly cats.

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Profile Image for Heather Fortman.
125 reviews46 followers
May 27, 2014
What? All of Cynthia's books in one?! YES! Awesomeness combined together so you never have to wonder which order to read them in! Definitely a great read but you really should be fore-warned... don't drink or eat when reading this one! You'll end up needing to clean things from all of the laughing at Cynthia's witty humor as her characters and books come to life before your very eyes!
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24 reviews8 followers
May 28, 2014
Dysfunctional is a fast, fun ride! It blows your hair back, makes you gasp and laugh, and leaves you wanting more...

Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Ph.D Psy.D - is a pretty, analytical, mentally moderate virgin. Her orderly days get a sudden hitch in their giddy-up when the sexy demi-god Crixus repeatedly brings her supernaturals in need of mental healing.

Our good lady-doctor seems to be having a run of supernaturally odd days:
1) Kidnapped by a sexy bounty hunter to be called on the carpet by a Vegas mob boss for a gambling debt an impostor racked up while dealing with Cupid's depression and lack of work ethic makes for a crazy road trip.
2) Fighting off angry tubers with a penchant for crotch shots while looking for a stash of gold and harboring a confused leprechaun can ruin anyone's good time.
3) Trying to help a suicidal Easter Bunny while being blackmailed by a ferret-like photographer AND avoid being the victim of the jealous rage of two goddesses can really ruin a bake sale.

Every time the pendulum of life starts to swing toward "normal", it whips back at Matilda bearing more crazy, and higher stakes.

"Where are we going?" I asked.
"One of your favorite places." Only a tourniquet could stop the false brightness bleeding from his voice.
"Whole Foods?" Hope floated my voice to a pitch too eager to respect.


The first installments in The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist series are a very quick read. What they lack in length is more than made up for in fun. Cynthia St. Aubin's writing instantly charms with vivid clarity and color. The range of humor flows naturally. It streams along the spectrum from dark to silly, harmonizing with each situation.

Matilda reacting to her orderly world being upended in a fantastical way is quite amusing. She pinballs from analytical curiosity to irritation and fear to lustful abandon. She's very quixotic, but not in a way that makes her unbelievable. As a character, she's surprisingly rich, and she stays within the boundaries St. Aubin has given her.

Crixus is a demi-god of whom I've never heard. He's got the arrogance and impatience of an immortal but it's implied he has a kind core. The irreverent tossing of Cupid into Matilda's professional care is out of concern for the love god. He's got some intriguing teleportation skills, and flirts unrepentantly with our heroine. Crixus may have deeper feelings for Matilda, but he hides them well with incorrigible innuendo and the repeated seduction of her assistant.

Liam/Luigi Whatshisname is another character that St. Aubin writes very well. He's an alpha-male, a little broken, but he stoically does what he has to do. He doesn't really pull any punches with Matilda's capture. There's not an instant, gooey-eyed intimacy that prevents him from harming her. He doesn't truly hurt her, but is somewhat blase about keeping her unconscious and in less than comfortable physical conditions during much of their journey. He pops up repeatedly, always finding himself mired in the supernatural debacle of the day. Liam and Crixus have a macho rivalry that is quite amusing, especially since Liam does not seem bothered at all that Crixus could squash him like an ant.

The patients both supernatural and human that grace Dr. Schmidt's couch are all very colorful and quite funny. What would seem to be a boring job suddenly becomes a minefield of neurosis. It's a good thing Matilda is a fast thinker and very good at her job. She uses her training to neutralize her would-be enemies rather than brute force. Her quick thinking is both sharp and nimble - Dr. Matilda Schmidt is a mental health ninja.

The stories move at a brisk pace, but don't lose too much due to the lack of length. The "rules" of the paranormal are joyfully bent - no lengthy exposition, fresh ideas of what the para characters can and cannot do, etc. While they could each easily be stretched out into full-length novels, part of the charm is that they're all a quick read. The reader gets a good introduction to the characters, a roller-coaster of a plot, and a silly but well-devised resolution - just before being efficiently teased with the next chapter of Dr. Schmidt's adventures.

There's not really many problems here. Liam's character seems to gravitate toward Matilda's quite quickly, despite Cupid's assertion that the attraction should be only physical. There is one missing "hour" - the contents of which were teased by our heroine's musings. These memories were interrupted and not really brought to a conclusion. However, I could not tell if this was a plot hole, or if the author meant to tease and distract...time will tell as the chapters unfold.

On a side-note: I have a very major pet-peeve about typos and editing errors. It's a compulsion and something that will yank me right out of a story. This book was beautifully edited and formatted.

This series became a fast and heavy addiction. I've read it three times already, and I am looking forward to seeing what new characters and shenanigans will ensue.
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16 reviews2 followers
May 30, 2014
Unlovable is a Laugh so hard story you may want to take some Tylenol before reading because I guarantee it will have your ribs aching.

Matilda is your everyday strictly business psychologist. She is only focused on her career, and makes no time for anything else including a non existing social life for herself.

Matilda finds herself woken up one night from a very steamy dream,( or was it?) to a ringing phone. On the other line is a male who knows her and her name but she has no idea who he is. He introduces itself as Cruix, a Demi-God and this is where the good Dr's life starts spinning out of control and all she can do is just go along for the ride.

For the most part Matilda wasn't sure what to make of the phone call from the stranger, she wasn't even sure it was worth being worried about until he walks right through the door of her office and he wasn't alone. He had none other then Cupid himself with him and he is demanding she fix him. Is he insane? Was this really happening? But as it turns out, Cupid really is in need of her help, but someone else is after her as well. There is a big shot in Vegas who needs her back because he says she owes him money. She knows they have her mistaken for someone else but they have sent a hit man to kidnap her and bring her to Vegas, so she has to figure out how she is gonna convince this guy that she is innocent.

Will she be able to make him see that she isn't the person that owes this guy money and convince him to let her go and most of all is she gonna be able to save Cupid?

I absolutely love Cynthia St. Aubin. Her books are so fun to read. Not only will they leave you in stitches,the sex scene will leave you panting and wanting more. I Love how she takes the time to introduce you to each character while the story moves along flawlessly. I have gave this book 5 Stars and would give it more if I could.

UnLucky

Matilda Schmidt,yet again gets pulled into a whirlwind of unlucky events that cause her life to take a unexpected twist. Matilda receives a note accusing her of stealing gold,and its made perfectly clear, if its not returned in five days. she will die. If things are not stressful enough, Crixus, a demigod, shows up with a fisty spirited leprechaun that needs help.

While Matilda and Crixus are trying to figure out who was setting her up, and starting to feel as if they are making progress on who set Matilda up for the stealing of the gold, Liam, The Hit-man shows up. Although Liam also offers his help in finding who is responsible for the note, he also has another motive in mind when it comes to Matilda.

Cynthia St. Aubin, gets another 5 star review from me. I found myself laughing out loud the whole time I was reading this book. It is just as good as Unlovable and I can not wait to read more from this amazing, talented author.

UnHoppy

Unhoppy! The third book to this delightful series will leave you just as satisfied as the first two book. In Unlovable, Matilda finds herself having to deal with a grumpy cupid, in Unlucky she is dealing with a paranoid leprechaun, and in Unhoppy she finds herself dealing with a suicidal Easterbunny.

Matilda is a Paranormal Psychologist being blackmailed by a man she calls the Ferret. He has compromising pictures of her in very detailed positions and he is willing to use them to get what he wants So she is face with either betraying the trust of someone who cares for her deeply, to meet the blackmailer's demands, or she can kiss everything goodbye. On top of that, her new client is a suicidal Easter Bunny named Marvin. He has tried everything he can possible think of to end his life but when you are immortal, it really is a waste of time. But thats not all poor Matilda is dealing with, When the seductive demigod brings in an immortal mystery-client to Matilda's couch, she finds herself yet again in a very compromising position, and leaves her hunted by two very jealous goddesses who would love to use her intestines to lace up their sandals, With her full-time hit man lover nowhere to be found,Matilda will have to fend for herself, or the world in gonna be in trouble

Cynthia St. Aubin, brings so much laughter into my life with her books. I have never read a book that I have snorted and spewed pop on my Kindle so much. From the first page of the book you are sucked in, and you are right there along with Matilda for the ride, you will find yourself hanging on to every little word there is. I have loved getting to know this Author and experiencing her sense of humor up close. If you have not read any books by her, I suggest you get all three. They are so good, you just wont be able to put them down.
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Author 3 books63 followers
May 31, 2014
Unlovable:
OMG! This book was hilarious from start to finish!
I loved the character's and the story-line made for an interesting tale to say the least. I love the fact that Matilda is a Psychiatrist, that in itself is enough to make some stories add in the other characters and dive into a different dimension with it. It was fast paced and took me no time to read as I could NOT put it down once I started. There is not one but two possible book boyfriends to sink your teeth into here. I would have liked to see a little more back-story for Cupid's tale but was not disappointed. This would be a great one to read if you like to think outside the realms of possibilities like to laugh and enjoy a shorter read.

Unlucky:
In Cynthia's first book in the Series Unlovable, you find out just how quirky Dr. Matilda Schmidt is. And I am loving it. She just wants to do her everyday normal life but when Crixus shows up with another "client" let the chaos ensue.. During this case we meet Felicitous Firecratch McWhiskeybottom A feisty little Leprechaun who is trying to keep the balance of Luck in line. Add in death threats and the sexy hitman Liam, better make sure to hold onto your knickers and be ready for another wild ride. As I am getting to know the character's a little more.. it is becoming harder to choose if I am Team Crixus or Team Liam. They both have their good and bad sides, and although they might be little overbearing and sure of themselves, I would be happy to have either one on my side ;). But that is what makes it so hard, sometimes we need those strong personalities like that and then sometimes you just want to roll your eyes at them and be like really? It was interesting to watch the case unfold as we meet some new and interesting character's that definitely have a different look on things to say the least. Can Matilda help Flick? Or will their Luck run out? I definitely would recommend this one there is no shortage of laughs, mystery and steaminess. I am really looking forward to reading the next case which is Unhoppy to see where that adventure takes me.

Unhoppy:
This one was a little different than the others as it left me with a BIG cliffie and twist at the end. This case as you can probably tell by the title is about a bunny... BUT not just any old bunny A SUICIDAL Easter BUNNY!!! Poor Marvin.. I feel kinda sorry for him and not only does Matilda have to help keep him from dangerous objects she also meets a few other interesting characters that lead us on an wild and crazy adventure to say the least... Especially after pictures surface of Matilda in compromising circumstances. There was a-lot going on with this case that spawned into more cases. (That's what happens when you work with rabbits.) But it was not so much that you got lost, or confused as it all inter-twined nicely. We do not get to see Liam as much in this one as he is attending to other business :( , but no worries ladies there is PLENTY of Crixus to be devoured. I love Cynthia's imagination and it is great to see someone who thinks outside of the box. Who wants to be NORMAL anyways right? The story moves well and I found it hard to put down. And although the first two in the series had me laughing me arse off, I must say in this one there was a spot that got me teary eyed in a sad way but you will have to check it out to see why...

Overall Thoughts
Great series with plenty to keep you on your toes. The characters , the cases, and overall stories are definitely different than any I have ever read before. Cynthia has a great way of combining the "REAL" world with the Paranormal one and making it almost believe-able. I enjoy when the un-ordinary happens in a real type setting. Great Books and cannot wait for more!!
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262 reviews54 followers
January 26, 2015
Are you having a bad day??? A bad week ??? A bad month???? Then these 3 books are for you! Unpredictable, funny, sexy and a bit of a crime involved…..
What else could you possibly need?

On “Unlovable”, you have Cupid (who refuses to do his job), a demigod (who probably thinks too high of himself), a hit man [with a big gun (pun intended)] and Matilda, in the middle of this.
Cynthia St. Aubin is orchestrating an amazing and original plot, which was missing from the paranormal shelf lately!
It’s from those books that might be small, but you really understand why it can’t be bigger! And of course the cliffhanger, has you asking for more!!!!

I ended “Unlucky” thinking : “Oh, come on!!! Seriously??? But why???” (add some *pouting*, too!)
I found this book more serious than the first one, but it is still very funny!!
Let me explain myself. If this book was as light as “Unlovable”, then there would be no point in continue reading this series of books. But in this next installment, we get to learn a bit more about the characters involved and I find this to be a very nice evolution.
At the end, there is another cliffhanger and this time, it’s even better than the first one!!

On “Unhoppy” we finally see all the way Cynthia has come since the first book. She never stays the same and that can be made perfectly clear in this book! ! Simply awesome!!
The escalation from one book to the next, is amazing!
Don't get me wrong, the book is funny (of course!!), but things do get serious! You see the characters evolving (baby steps, in some cases, but they're there!!) and that gives you the hope, that one day you will understand fully why they turned out that way.
Once more, I was left craving for more! I know that I will get the next book, the moment it comes out and I will devour it, when my schedule allows me to!

I can now say, wholeheartedly, that I will always be Cynthia's fan, ‘cause she is one of the few that write paranormal with great sex scenes, while she has you rolling with laughter! The "humor" shelf did not have such a great addition, for a long time!
Love it! It’s a series of books I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of reading her books.
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447 reviews87 followers
May 28, 2014
Unlovable
Dr. Matilda Schmidt is a Psychologist with a thriving practice. After having a strange dream she goes into the office and meets Crixus. "My name is Crixus, and you're going to help me save the world." Now when a demigod tells you that how do you not drop your panties and scream yes! Cupid is a little depressed, because the love of his life ran away. If cupid doesn't get back to work no one will fall in love again and the world will end. This would be bad enough for Matilda, but a mistaken identification finds her in Lav Vegas with a hit man she's falling in love with. This was funny and sexy and I couldn't get enough. This is going to be my new go to book when I need a lift me up. I can't wait to read the rest of the series and look forward to more adventures from Matilda. I borrowed this book with Amazon prime, but I'm buying this! I know I'll read it over and over.

Unlucky
Matilda gets another visit from Crixus. This time he has, Felicitous Firecratch McWhiskeybottom. A leprechaun, who is being hunted by the Tato Mens. I just love these books. St. Aubin, does an amazing job of description in these books. "The buttery cheese melted on my tongue as the book's first sensuous words unrolled like bolts of satin over my tired mind." I actually laugh out loud while I read these books. I received one book for a review, but once I read it I had to buy them all!! I just couldn't stop smiling while I read this. I hope that I have lots more to look forward to! You have to read this book. It will keep you laughing long after you have finished it.

Unhoppy
I was given a free copy for a honest review. "...a demigod, a blackmailer, a suicidal Easter bunny, and an irresistible immortal seemed like a good idea." I read this last night and I couldn't put it down. This book had me laughing from the beginning! Matilda, a Paranormal Psychologist, is being blackmailed by The Ferret. He has compromising pictures of her and cupid. If that isn't enough she has a new client. A suicidal Easter Bunny named Marvin. I just can't tell you enough how funny this story is. It had me laughing out loud and in tears it was so funny. I know this is going to be one of my to go stories to read on a down day. I can't wait to read St. Aubin's other books.
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447 reviews87 followers
May 31, 2014
Unlovable
Dr. Matilda Schmidt is a Psychologist with a thriving practice. After having a strange dream she goes into the office and meets Crixus. "My name is Crixus, and you're going to help me save the world." Now when a demigod tells you that how do you not drop your panties and scream yes! Cupid is a little depressed, because the love of his life ran away. If cupid doesn't get back to work no one will fall in love again and the world will end. This would be bad enough for Matilda, but a mistaken identification finds her in Lav Vegas with a hit man she's falling in love with. This was funny and sexy and I couldn't get enough. This is going to be my new go to book when I need a lift me up. I can't wait to read the rest of the series and look forward to more adventures from Matilda. I borrowed this book with Amazon prime, but I'm buying this! I know I'll read it over and over.

Unlucky
Matilda gets another visit from Crixus. This time he has, Felicitous Firecratch McWhiskeybottom. A leprechaun, who is being hunted by the Tato Mens. I just love these books. St. Aubin, does an amazing job of description in these books. "The buttery cheese melted on my tongue as the book's first sensuous words unrolled like bolts of satin over my tired mind." I actually laugh out loud while I read these books. I received one book for a review, but once I read it I had to buy them all!! I just couldn't stop smiling while I read this. I hope that I have lots more to look forward to! You have to read this book. It will keep you laughing long after you have finished it.

Unhoppy
I was given a free copy for a honest review. "...a demigod, a blackmailer, a suicidal Easter bunny, and an irresistible immortal seemed like a good idea." I read this last night and I couldn't put it down. This book had me laughing from the beginning! Matilda, a Paranormal Psychologist, is being blackmailed by The Ferret. He has compromising pictures of her and cupid. If that isn't enough she has a new client. A suicidal Easter Bunny named Marvin. I just can't tell you enough how funny this story is. It had me laughing out loud and in tears it was so funny. I know this is going to be one of my to go stories to read on a down day. I can't wait to read St. Aubin's other books.
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260 reviews26 followers
August 1, 2014
Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy is a combination of three of Cynthia St. Aubin’s books. This trilogy includes the stories Unlovable, Unlucky, and Unhoppy. From dealing with an irritating diaper-wearing Cupid in Unlovable to trying to wrap her mind around a seemingly delusional leprechaun in Unlucky to attempting to save a suicidal Easter Bunny in Unhoppy, Matilda is suddenly thrown into the paranormal life. Not only does she have to somehow survive these odd creatures who she is supposed to help, but she is also wanted first by a Las Vegas mob boss, then an Irish street gang, and finally two jealous goddesses throughout the books, not to mention the fact that she somehow finds herself in the middle of a love triangle between a demigod and a hit man. This is definitely not what Matilda had in mind for her life.

My instant reaction to this trilogy was “Wow.” It definitely takes one very talented author to write these books about a psychologist, a demigod, a hit man, Cupid, a leprechaun, the Easter Bunny, and all of the other quirky characters and still manage to make these stories equally hilarious, sexy, and entertaining. I absolutely loved it, and I didn’t want it to end. I, being the hopeless romantic that I am, was instantly drawn to the unconventional love triangle that Matilda finds herself in. I will not name names, but I am a huge fan of one of the guys, and I can’t wait to see how that turns out (hopefully the way I want it to!). Ultimately, I was pleasantly surprised that this unique plot with such interesting characters worked so well. It is most definitely a one-of-a-kind book written by a one-of-a-kind author. I am really looking forward to reading more in this series and more by Cynthia St. Aubin. If you haven’t done so already, which you should have after reading the synopsis, get Dysfunctional: A Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Trilogy and read it immediately. You won’t be disappointed.

Reviewed by ME for Readers' Favorite
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2,610 reviews43 followers
July 11, 2014
Dysfunctional is the first 3 books (Unlovable, Unlucky, and Unhoppy) in one book. I loved all these books and its great to have them all in one book. Cynthia is a fantastic author and her books and fantastic. They are funny, sexy, and out of control. They involve Matilda a Paranormal Psychologist, Crixus a demigod, and a hitman named Liam. Throw in some supernatural creatures such as cupid, a leprechaun, and the easter bunny and you have some crazy adventures. These books are crazy, steamy, and hilarious. They are a must read.

In Unlovable Matilda meeting Crixus and is asked to help fix Cupid. She also meets Liam when he is sent to bring her bake to Las Vegas and get the money they think she owes them. She is kidnapped by Liam and stashes Cupid in her purse. They go on a crazy road trip and save the day in the end.

In Unlucky Crixus brings Matilda a leprechaun to help. He hears voices. Once again someone is after Matilda. Liam comes to tell her and protect her the best he can. Of course Crixus is there too. The boys continue to compete over Matilda’s attention. In end everything turns out for the better. They still don’t know who keeps sending people after Matilda.

In Unhoppy the easter bunny comes to Matilda for help. Did I mention he is suicidal? Crixus also stops by for Matilda’s help with Adonis. This one is the funniest by far. Adonis falls in love with Matilda. They all go on the run from Aphrodite and Persephone. Matilda calls Liam for help because she is being black mailed.

I was given this book in return for an honest review.
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593 reviews71 followers
May 28, 2014
Book 1 - Unlovable -
A great read with a good mixture of comedy and romance. Cupid is cheesed off, he as been unlucky in love and so feels the rest of the world should suffer as well. Demigod Crixus has decided that Matilda Schmidt is the Psychologist to help Cupid out and get love back in the world . She also has to cope with a case of mistaken identity and sexy vegas hit.

Book 2 - Unlucky
Kept me hooked from beginning to end. Full of laughs, a bit of suspense, sex and gold. Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street Gang. Matilda is left with no choice but to make deal with Criux - one night with her if find the missing gold. Complicated matters is Flick the leprechaun who claims he is being hunted by the Tato Men. Also added to this crazy mix is Liam, the hit man who made quite impression on Matilda in Unlovable had gotten word about Matilda and the missing gold so has arrived to help much to Criux displeasure.

Book 3 - Unhoppy
Cynthia St.Aubin out did her self this time.

Having dealt with a grumpy cupid in the first book, a paranoid leprechaun in the second, this time Matilda is dealing with a suicidal Easter Bunny. Also Adonis is now convoked he is in love with her added to her problem is someone is now black mailing her.
This book had been in stitches from beginning to end.

I read all 3 parts back to back I just couldn't put it down

Eagerly wait the release of her next book in June


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1,380 reviews18 followers
May 28, 2014
Are you ready to laugh out loud then this is for you.

You have Demi-God, Cupid, Hit Man and a Psychologist makes for laugh out loud amazing stories. I read these in one sitting, just could not put it down. You have a misunderstanding, Cupid needing counseling and a Demi-God who can read her mind. There's something for everyone - adventure, romance and silliness and of course some sex. A must read!!!

And then they're back and even funnier! Matilda gets a note to do something or she's a goner and enter Demi-God again with a leprechaun and gotta have tato-men and more leprechaun and the hit man. Read this book (same as the 1st) in one sitting and laughed the entire time! I have never read a book that had me laughing the whole book so hats off to Cynthia St Aubin!!!! The characters, the names, the story.... All I can say is WOW!!!
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56 reviews8 followers
June 10, 2014
This is my go-to trilogy when I am in need of a laugh! All three books will have you holding your sides! All three books are fantastic! Cynthia St. Aubin really knows how to write a great paranormal romantic comedy!! If I were you, I would go ahead and buy Dysfunctional because when you get done with Unlovable you will be ready to buy the second and third book in this trilogy!! I would recommend this to anyone who loves paranormal and a good laugh!
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50 reviews1 follower
May 27, 2014
I have read all three of these books and love them all! They are a great read and fun.. I was laughing and always hoping for the best.. I am still not sure if she will choose the Hitman or the Demi God... Why choose???
I have them on my tablet. But bought this set because I always keep hard copies of the best books I read.
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125 reviews46 followers
May 30, 2014
What? All of Cynthia's books in one?! YES! Awesomeness combined together so you never have to wonder which order to read them in! Definitely a great read but you really should be fore-warned... don't drink or eat when reading this one! You'll end up needing to clean things from all of the laughing at Cynthia's witty humor as her characters and books come to life before your very eyes!
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6 reviews1 follower
June 10, 2014
If you have yet to be introduced to Dr. Matilda then nows the time! All 3 books in one! Her life is one of controlled chaos. Or at least she would like to believe it's controlled. The best threesome on the market, these books will make you laugh out loud! Never a dull moment. Steamy men, akward moments with what she thought was mythical creatures. Total giggle fest!

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3,520 reviews27 followers
June 10, 2014
This is a review for Unlovable, Unlucky and Unhoppy. I loved all three of these. These books will have you laughing and unable to put them down. I just could not put these down and finished all three in two hours. I hope you guys enjoy these as much as I did!!
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118 reviews5 followers
May 20, 2016
Especially if you are feeling blue. I could not stop laughing.. I love the way she combines all of our favorite holiday mascots that don't get enough hype into her stories. This is a one-stop action, and humor pack package.:)
14 reviews
June 15, 2014
What a great way to end a long tiring busy. Made me giggle, laugh and generally smile all through these books. If in need of a change of pace in your reading, this offers a great break!! Can't wait for more!!
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90 reviews3 followers
July 15, 2014
Absolutely loved it! Every book kept you guessing! An even mix of humor, sexiness and 'snark' featuring a mortal woman psychologist, a Demigod and a hitman with special guests throughout each installment! Never a dull moment!
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615 reviews10 followers
May 31, 2014
This is a great series. If you enjoy the paranormal.
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190 reviews
August 10, 2016
I have read all three of these books. Cynthia St. Aubin is hilarious and I love her books. I will be looking forward to the next one. I think this is an excellent set of books!!
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Author 2 books11 followers
June 23, 2014
So funny! Cynthia is a funny lady with a (slightly twisted) wonderful sense of humor. Loved the trilogy and I'll be looking into her other books.
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Author 19 books128 followers
September 29, 2014
Devoured in around two hours. Totally funny, action packed, and entrancing. I can't wait to read more.
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1,903 reviews39 followers
February 15, 2017
I was very excited to read my first book by Cynthia St. Aubin. I've watched her Facebook videos. She always talks so passionately about writing and seems to have a very loyal following. I was eager to meet her characters and join in the shenanigans.

Unlovable:
This story was delightful and fast-paced. Matilda was full of sass, which made her super fun to read. Liam and the shower scene will stick with me for quite some time. The ending was great and fit perfectly with what I had come to know of the spunky Dr. Matilda Schmidt.

Unlucky:
I was already a huge fan of these characters after the first installment of the series. I was eager to see what would happen, both with the human characters as well as with any paranormal creatures that would be added into the mix. The bargain made between Crixus and Matilda was super spicy and intriguing. I loved watching Liam and Crixus clash. Matilda certainly had her hands full with these two alphas. I couldn't wait to see what would happen as they battled it out. Add in the increasing threats made to Matilda, and it became very hard to walk away from this book for any lengthy period of time. I was in too deep. Liam and Matilda's steamy scene in her office before the Tato Mens arrival was definitely hot and heavy. Then things got crazy-entertaining with all the yams shooting around. There is certainly no lack of entertainment in these books. And oh, that ending!!

Unhoppy:
This story started off very strong and made me feel as if there was a collision of drama from the past two stories taking place within this one. That made things very exciting for me as the reader. I love that with each new Cynthia St. Aubin story that I read, I crave her writing more and more. Marvin the Rabbit and the responses and thoughts he fostered in Matilda had me giggling nonstop. The fact that he was suicidal made it all the more bizarre and entertaining. As everything played out, it was difficult to walk away from this book for any length of time. The ending had my jaw-dropping and scrambling to order the next installment of the series.

I am definitely hooked on these books!
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1,467 reviews10 followers
September 16, 2017
DNF 25%. Not normally enough to get a rating or consider it as "read," but it was so bad that I get both, just as a reward for enduring 25% of this nonsense. Seriously. Funny? Not in the first 25% that I noticed. Characters completely flat and not remotely credible. Plot? Such as it was, trite, hackneyed, and boring. Just: no.
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133 reviews5 followers
July 31, 2025
This is 3 books in 1. Fast fun read.
This book made me smile.
Lots of zany chaos.
Demi Gods, Hitmen, Cupid, Leprechauns, and the Easter Bunny what more could you want.
Mix of humor, sexiness, and snark.
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70 reviews
August 5, 2019
So Damn good. Read it from cover to cover in a night! Its got love, lust, romance, fear and grit all in one! Wonderfully written!
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23 reviews
July 20, 2025
lol adorably

Loads of zany chaos seem to chase after the good Dr Matilda Schmidt. Even supernaturals like the Easter bunny and demigods could use some therapy.
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1,296 reviews2 followers
August 21, 2025
Audiobook
All stories include Cricksus
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516 reviews3 followers
November 11, 2014
Unlovable
I was totally captivated from the very start of this fast paced, incredibly funny story! A 3:45 am phone call from a demigod named Crixus telling the good doctor that they are going to save the world, is a darn good indication of things to come!
Add a hit man named Liam who works for a Las Vegas casino owner named Stefano Fathead, Cupid who is love sick himself and not doing his job, Psyche and her Pegasus and we have a recipe for an Unbelievable side splitting adventure!
This cast of entertaining, well developed characters will have you laughing out loud with their antics and individual style. I found even the "bad guys" endearingly hilarious........and the best is yet to come as you'll see at the end.
I definitely recommend this outstanding, funny, paranormal romance to anyone 15+ who can see that the sometimes blatant & descriptive language is aimed at the fun.

Unlucky
This installment finds us right where the 1st one left us, with that creepy Valentine, threatening death if the gold wasn't returned....The only problem is, Matilda has no knowledge of any gold... Who keeps doing this to her? But never fear, it's Crixus the sexy demigod and the oh so hot hit man Liam to the rescue. We even see more of Rolly, who is now the ex security guard & Matilda's new client. Crixus has brought back up. Meet Felicitous Firecratch Mc Whiskeybottom,.."Flick" for short. He is a Leprechaun with a twist. He has a few different personalities. I don't think I need to tell you how that is going play out. Oh! but that's not all!
Hundreds of Leprechauns show up to party,& our motely crew is going to go up against the Tato Mens, and we can't forget the Westies, an Irish street gang and the threat that the BSA, Bureau of Supernatural Affairs could get involved.
This one has all the wackiness we enjoyed the first time around and yes, yes, yes, it's just as hot!

Unhoppy
This is another hilarious go round with our favorite doctor, demigod, hitman & Rolly's been reinstated as security guard, so the gang's all here!.... Crixus shows up with a new client (Adonis) Matilda of course being a mere mortal can't resist. Word gets out to the two goddesses' so now they are gunning for the doc. Liam & Crixus are both jealous. The Easter bunny (Marvin) pops in and he has a death wish. Matilda finds out she is being blackmailed, .....Yep, just another day in the life! LOL! This one is pure, non stop mayhem, the hits just keep on coming....I was gifted this book in return for my honest review.

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