The Housewife Assassin's Hollywood Scream Play

The Housewife Assassin #7

by Josie Brown

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips.

IN BOOK 7 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:

With foes in high places, what's a girl to do to put food on the table—let alone stay alive? If you're housewife assassin Donna Stone, you accept a Hollywood producer's offer to turn your life into a film.

Lights, cameras and non-stop action await Donna and Jack as they use the movie's exotic location shoots to track down crucial intel needed to take down the Quorum. There will be plenty of close-ups and too many close calls. But nothing—including a lascivious leading lady, deadly stunt doubles, or being on Interpol's Most Wanted list—will stand in their way.

OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1) Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2)
On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)
'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)
London. Paris. Guantanamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love -- and terrorists -- in all the wrong places. In this fourth full-length novel of The Housewife Assassin series, Donna Stone finds out that breaking up is hard to do. Then again, so is dating a terrorist, let alone eleven of them! Does this make Donna a serial dater, or a serial killer? Worse yet, an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry...She gets even.

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR (Book 5)
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy Island. But first they'll have to deal with a nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, and poison-dart throwing pygmies. Talk about a fantasy (nightmare?) island!

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RECIPES FOR DISASTER (Book 6)
Donna’s executive mission is crystal clear: stop the assassinations of both US political parties’ presidential candidates. When she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put her animosity aside long enough to save the candidate’s life—and her relationship with Jack?

Genres: Mystery, Romance

286 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 17, 2014

About the author

Josie Brown's forty-two novels are now in the hands of over two million readers.

She has been published by St. Martin's Press, Simon & Schuster, HarperCollins Publishers, Penguin Books.

Read Josie’s books. You’ll get a good idea of her sense of humor. https://www.JosieBrown.com

You'll also find Josie on
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Visit her podcast, where she discusses writing with other authors:
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Josie is the author of these novels:

The Housewife Assassin Novel Series, including
- Handbook (Book 1)
- Guide to Gracious Killing (Book 2)
- Killer Christmas Tips (Book 3)
- Relationship Survival Guide (Book 4)
- Vacation to Die For (Book 5)
- Recipes for Disaster (Book 6)
- Hollywood Scream Play (Book 7) [2014, Signal Press]
- Killer App (Book 8) [August 2014, Signal Press]
- Hostage Hosting Tips (Book 9)
- Garden of Deadly Delights (Book 10)
- Tips for Weddings, Weapons, and Warfare Hosting Tips (Book 11)
- Husband Hunting Hints (Book 12)
- Ghost Protocol (Book 13)
- Terrorist TV Guide (Book 14)
- Deadly Dossier (Book 15 - SERIES PREQUEL)
- Greatest Hits (Book 16 )
- Fourth Estate Sale (Book 17 )
- Horrorscope (Book 18 )
- White House Keeping Seal of Approval (Book 19)
- Assassination Vacation Tips (Book 20)
- Antisocial Media Tips (Book 21)
- Manners, Missiles & Mayhem (Book 22)
- Gambit (Book 23)
- Underwater Assets (Book 24)

The Candidate (Steamy Political Thriller)

Extracurricular - 3 episodic Novels (2020; Signal Press)

Totlandia - 8 episodic Novels (2014-2017; Signal Press)

The Baby Planner
[2011, Simon & Schuster]

The Housewife Assassin Gets Lucky (written with Deborah Coonts)

Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives
[2010, Simon & Schuster 2014 Signal Press]]

Hollywood Hunk (Book 1 - True Hollywood Lies)
[2005, HarperCollins; 2010 Signal Press]

Her novel, Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives (Simon & Schuster), is being produced by Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic series for NBC-TV.

She is also the author of three non-fiction books: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Finding Mr. Right [Penguin/Alpha]; Marriage Confidential: 102 Honest Answers to the Questions Every Husband Wants to Ask, and Every Wife Needs to Know [Signal Press]; and Last Night I Dreamt of Cosmopolitans: A Modern Girl's Dream Dictionary [St. Martin's Press]

Before becoming a full-time novelist, Josie also worked in advertising (JWT, DDB/Needham, BBM&B) and radio (WPLO-AM, Atlanta; WZGC-FM, Atlanta).

As a journalist, Josie has interviewed Maya Angelou, Brenda Blethyn, Julian Bond, Kenneth Branagh, Jackie Collins, Costa-Gavras, Craig Ferguson, John Gray, Derek Jacobi, Debbie Reynolds, and John Woo. Her celebrity interviews and relationships trends articles have been featured in Los Angeles Times Syndicate International, Redbook, and Complete Woman, as well as AOL, Yahoo, AskMen.com, Divorce360.com, and SingleMindedWomen.com, where she serves as the Relationships Channel editor.

Josie's interviews for her podcast, Author Provocateur, and for the International Thriller Writers magazine THE BIG THRILL include such notable authors as David Baldacci, Samantha M. Bailey, C.J. Box, Allison Brennan, Lee Child, Deborah Coonts, Robert Dugoni, Barry Eisler, JT Ellison, Liz Fenton and Lisa Steinke, Tess Gerritsen, Andrew Gross, Kristan Higgins, Jon Land, John Lescroart, John Lutz, James Rollins, Hank Phillippi Ryan, Brad Thor, and Debra Webb.

Although born and raised (a Southern expression) in and around Atlanta, Georgia, Josie is proudly one-hundred percent Puerto Rican: her father was born in Ponce, and her mother was from Humacao. Does this make Josie a Georgiarican? She thinks so, and proudly claims that title.

She now lives in San Francisco with her husband and two children.

Reviews

[Jessica Berry · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fun theme for this Housewife Assassin installment

I really liked having the family Stone thrust into the Hollywood scene for this book. Their script consultant job paralleled with their clear-Donna's-name agenda. Although way too convenient and contrived, it worked for me as a lover of escape thrillers. At this point in the series, I'm getting frustrated by her childrens' failure to connect, well ANY dots whatsoever. Do they know about their parents' jobs or not? Have they not realized that nobody ever calls their father Carl, as he is commonly addressed as Jack by everyone?

[Alice · Rating 4 out of 5]

I didn't enjoy this quite as much as most of the series but then it was supposed to be a worrying period in the lives of the main characters. Looking forward to the next one (again) though :)

[Josie Brown · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dear Reader,

Wow, I have to tell you, I had fun with this one!

When the one person who can hurt you the most has been sanctioned by the government to do so, what recourse do you have? Go on the run, of course--which is exactly what my housewife assassin, Donna, does-with Jack and her family of course.

Donna does it in style: a Hollywood producer hires Jack and her to consult on a thriller. In no time at all, he figures out that she's the real deal, and her life is more exciting than anything he's seen from his screenwriters.

The exotic locations give Jack and Donna the opportunity to chase down leads that will help them clear their names. Their adventures have a dark side for their family. In this book, everyone grows up fast. Secrets are revealed, and Donna has some very important decisions to make.

I hope you enjoy this seventh book in the series. If so, please feel free to leave a review. As you know, it's what we authors live for.

Also: Feel free to enter my launch contest, for $250 in cold hard cash. To enter, read the excerpt, and answer the question correctly. You can earn bonus entries, too!

Regards,

Josie Brown

author, The Housewife Assasin's Hollywood Scream Play

[Darinda · Rating 3 out of 5]

The 7th book in the Housewife Assassin series. Humorous and fun.

[Dee Haddrill · Rating 4 out of 5]

Originally read 27 March 2014; re-read 15 July 2015

Josie Brown continues to tickle my funny bone with the other Housewife Assassin series. She also frustrates the hell out of me, because please, could somebody please please PLEASE kill Carl already!!!! The guy is like a bad smell!!!! But Carl annoying the crap out of me aside, the book is once again fun, sweet, sexy and a real joy to read!

[Anika · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was another excellent read but I'm a little disappointed that Carl is still alive and or has not been put in prison. I guess this series is dependent upon him too which in my opinion is not necessary since Donna is not interested him. But I'm still want to know what happens next in the next book.

[Linda Quick · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just LOVE this series - it has it all: well developed characters, engaging plot, and plenty of snarky humor. If you like snarky and smart humorous chick lit, you will love this series. While this book can stand alone, you will enjoy it even more if you start with book one.

[Sherry · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another great read from Josie Brown. This time Donna's soon-to-be ex-husband Carl is appointed to a position that oversees the agency that Donna and Jack work for. He frames them for a murder that he commits and they spend quite a bit of time trying to prove their innocence. Great read Josie!

[Jeanette Conkling · Rating 5 out of 5]

This one seemed a little different to me, maybe because it was too Hollywood, but still a good read and moves the overall plot line along. Heck, it's still better than most of the other things I end up reading!

[Jill James · Rating 5 out of 5]

Josie Knows Hollywood!

[Patricia Mccammon · Rating 4 out of 5]

Always Hilarious

Forced to run, Donna and Jack work on a movie set. Based on Donna's diaries, they try to find proof of Carl's terrorist actions so they can go home.

[Fred · Rating 5 out of 5]

I've loved all the Josie Brown books I've read so far, and this one is no exception. I have several of her books already purchased, but I ration them out like a miser, deliberately letting time go between books. I'd hate to come to the end of the series and know that there weren't any more to come! Can I make any better recommendation?

[Frank Roberto · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love this series!

I have read every book in this series so far and they are all so much fun to read. There’s so much action and surprises in each one. There are times while reading that I try to figure out what will happen next based upon what I am reading and most of the time what I am expecting happens later. I will definitely keep reading this entire series.

[Jenna · Rating 4 out of 5]

fantastic as always!

[Karen Devine · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great characters

Love these characters, can't get enough of the stories that they are creating. It's a great soap opera type with lots of action!

[Sonia Knippshild · Rating 3 out of 5]

Humorous read

[Darrell Knippshild · Rating 3 out of 5]

Humorous

[Mary · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fun quick read

I am really enjoying this series. Each book can stand separately but I am reading them in order. Looking forward to the next

[Dennis Kocik · Rating 5 out of 5]

As always with Josie's Housewife Assassin books, they are filled with witty turns of phrase and great story lines ...going to read all of these and hope she keeps them coming!

[Karen Hannola · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book 5 is still my favourite one to date. Good, different.

[Victoria Henry · Rating 4 out of 5]

I loved this series! Mom by day, assassin/honey pot by night. Can’t get much better than that! I loved the humor, personalities of the characters and the series really gives you it all: romance, comedy, and messy motherhood

[Pontiki · Rating 5 out of 5]

***SPOILER ALERT***This book is just so hilariously Hollywood, while still allowing for spy thrilling moments, it's my favourite in the series thus far.

When Carl is appointed to head the defence agencies of America, he doctors things to make Donna and Jack look like murderers, and manages to close down Acme.

It's brilliant to have Jack and Donna take their kids to shoot a Hollywood movie they're consulting on about being assassins, while they also track down witnesses to help prove their innocence. All while escaping from Carl and his goons.

The kids love it, but do eventually miss their friends and get bored, and Mary is definitely old enough to have some real suspicions about what's going on with her parents.

All the drama of the Hollywood movie shoot fits right in with the rest of the drama, and of course, the Quorum figure into everything as well. Luckily, Lee's found again to be a good guy as the president, and will be part of future missions for sure. Good news for me, I love his character.

Also, FINALLY, Arnie and Emma get engaged, but with some weird stuff happening to get them there. Still, more fun to be had in future books. Love it!

[GINGER DEVINE · Rating 5 out of 5]

Murder justice Humor recipes Sex and fun I am

I am reading the entire series
Start with the first and you will be hooked and anxious to keep reading laugh cry cook and see this housewife takes no prisoners. It will leave you breathless

[Andrea · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my favorite in the series but I still enjoyed the book. I love anything with Donna & Jack. All of our friends and foes are back and it's a fun read regardless.

[Sandra · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loving this series, all ready onto the next book. I am really enjoying this author. Already started the next book. I will be sad when the series is over.