This book was completely bizarre. When you pick up something promising to tell you a tale about "best friend insurance," the plot that transpires in this book is not what you expect (especially the ending, sheesh). I do have to give it some credit for being memorable, I guess. And for teaching me that it takes an absurdly long time to roast a turkey. (Well, "absurd" if you are currently hungry when you choose turkey to eat. Not so absurd if you have a whole holiday to properly cook. . .)