I nearly didn’t read this book. I judged the cover at first glance. I saw the cutesy girly cover and went “this is totally a dumb girly book”, then went *no*, “I bet it’s actually sweet and funny and there would be nothing wrong with me liking a cutesy g i r l y book”. And it was.
It was cute, sweet, and reminded of like a Disney channel original movie (particularly Princess Protection which was a fav of mine long ago) and I enjoyed it. It was funny too. It wasn’t necessarily heart breaking or life changing, but that’s why I am reading children’s books, I just want to read, smile, feel good, then go to sleep. This book achieved that for me.
The cover definitely doesn’t give the book justice, while it shows what you might ‘learn’ from this book, it doesn’t say anything about the plot. So I will share a no-spoiler summary. The book is about the Peabodys who come across a Princess now trapped in their time, and her messy young wizard tries to get her back home. While he does this, she lives with the Peabodys and learns how to live basically in an entirely different universe. But the Princess doesn’t just learn on her own, even Casey Peabody, all of the Peabodys, might learn something from her too.
Here’s a few of my favorite quotes:
• “”Cool!” said The Pain.”
• “The duke sometimes speaks to invisible beings as well. My father, the king, says ‘tis harmless.”
• “When I was your age, I was only comfortable talking to my dog.”
• “She gasped in horror. “Princesses are not funny.””
• “The spateggi, ‘tis delicious,- ‘tis chilly!”
• “Oh no. My attire would not befit you. I think you should dress like you.”
• “And I’m your lady in waiting, I thought. Waiting for you to disappear.”
• “Besides, it’s not like Tino’s really dumb. He’s just… uncomplicated.”
• “”They’d pick us girls up and throw us into the air.”
“Did they catch you again?”
“Most of the time, anyway let’s see what I remember.””
• “”But cheerleaders wear such tiny skirts!”
Once I assured her that those little skirts had little shorts sewn inside, she was ready for the basics.”
• “After awhile, Shane wandered in. “Isn’t anybody hungry?” That was his subtle way of saying somebody should be cooking dinner.- Dad wandered in. “Boy, I had no idea how late it was getting”. That was *his* subtle way of saying somebody should be cooking dinner.”
• “I feel as if I have been made a fool of. I was misled into believing everyone was equal in this country! I resign at once!”
• “Maybe I should have tried to discourage her, but let’s face it, the girl could impose three airborne apples on one knife. She was pretty unstoppable.”
• “”Maybe I was too rough on you. I mean, it’s not like you intentionally kicked the ball at him, right?”
I kept quiet at that one.”
• “I realized Gran hadn’t looked for a pair of shoes for herself after all. But I loved the pair she bought me.”
• “I know those lists of rules for girls always say not to accept invitations at the last minute. But luckily, as much as I like to play soccer and softball, I don’t play those *other* kinds of girl games. I said yes without hesitation.”
• “”Pish! If you are wearing what you truly want to wear, there is no reason to be embarrassed. The only reason to be embarrassed is if you’re wearing something you do not like.”
“Doesn’t it embarrass you the way all the girls at school are imitating you?”
“*Trying* to imitate me. It does not bother me, but it should bother them.”
• “You taught me how to run, how to share, how to stand up for myself. You even taught me that the earth is round.”
**spoiler?? quote**
• “I unfolded my fingers and there was a single pink pearl earring. Princess Eglantine Eleanor Annalisa Ambrosia de Bercy of the Kingdom of Trewellyn had given me one of her mother’s earring and kept one for herself. We would always need each other to make a perfect pair.”
That is all. Thank you.