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200 pages, Paperback
First published March 16, 2007
A novel of intellectual reference and allusion, so to speak minus much of the novel.
And thus in which Novelist will say more about himself only when he finds no way to evade doing so, but rarely otherwise.
Pigs at the pastry cart.
John Updike called critics.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Said John Osborne.
Future generations will regard Bob Dylan with the awe reserved for Blake, Whitman, Picasso and the like.
Said an otherwise seemingly rational writer named Jonathan Lethem.
“His last book. All of which also then gives Novelist carte blanche to do anything here he damned well pleases. Which is to say, writing in his own personal genre, as it were.” (4)
“Novelist’s personal genre. For all its seeming fragmentation, nonetheless obstinately cross-referential and of cryptic interconnective syntax.” (51)
“Time is the only critic without ambition.”
“Reviewers who have accused Novelist of inventing some of his anecdotes and/or quotations - without the elemental responsibility to do the checking that would verify every one of them.” (69)
“Reviewers who protest that Novelist has lately appeared to be writing the same book over and over. Like their grandly perspicacious uncles - who groused that Monet had done those damnable water lilies nine dozen times already also.” (104)
“And which Novelist is quite certain he has quoted before in his life.” (185)
“Which Novelist finds himself several times repeating…” (188)
“The final blowup of what was once a remarkable, if minor, talent.” (37)
“His ferocious egoism revolts me every time I think of it.” (Wife left behind) (19)
“A boring [work] full of quotations.” (59)
“That’s all there is, those little things?” (155)
“There was nothing to be found in [the work] except pretense and platitudes.” (81)
“Two things you can say about each of the books in the tetralogy: They are short; they are not short enough.” (119)
It is not amusing, it is not interesting, it is not good for one’s mind. (T. S. Eliot) (7)
“Curiously dull, furiously commonplace, and often meaningless.” (37)
“Slapdash, banal, repetitious, self-contradictory, mendacious, odious.” (122)
“Ill-written, mechanical.” (143)
“Self-indulgent overrated crap.” (148)