THE SHELL GAME is yet another entry in the rapidly expanding library of Steve Alten "message" novels. All the familiar tropes are in place: evil neocons, global destruction caused by scientists, John Lennon, Kabala, cold-hearted American soldiers, etc, etc. This time around, the focus is mostly on the neocons, and Alten postulates every conspiracy theory imaginable in order to demonstrate how Republicans are more or less responsible for every terrible thing that's happened in the world since JFK was shot. 9/11? An inside job cooked up by Bush and Cheney. Muslim extremists? Republicans' fault. The actions of Bin Laden, Hussein, and Ahmadinejad? Republicans. Weak border control? Republicans. The presidential elections of 2000 and 2004? Stolen by republicans. Global Warming? Republicans. JERSEY SHORE? Republicans. In the novel, republicans poison Obama to get him out of office while Dick Cheney arranges to have a nuclear weapon detonated in Los Angeles in order to create a "false flag" event that would allow America to invade Iran in order to secretly steal their oil. But the Democrats don't get off scot free, either, as, in one chapter, Alten explains how the attack on Pearl Harbor was actually an inside job perpetrated by FDR in similar fashion to 9/11.
If you haven't already guessed, THE SHELL GAME makes FAHRENHEIT 9/11 seem positively tame. Like Dan Brown before him, Alten weaves together a tapestry of truth, half-truths, and blatant lies in order to make readers feel as though they are being let in on some colossal secret. But Alten's assertions don't hold up to reality. Even his non-controversial information is wrong. No, Enron didn't fight against the implementation of higher environmental standards, but rather supported them in order to put smaller companies who couldn't afford to comply out of business. And, no, global warming is not increasing (at least not noticeably); there's been an overall cooling trend for quite some time now (or is that simply due to the effects of global warming? Hmmmm.). Luckily for Alten, any time he gets something wrong, he has the "out" that his book is simply a work of fiction--or, "faction," as he calls it. But, as a novel, THE SHELL GAME falls short, too. There's hardly any story for the entire first half of the book--just a whole lot of ranting and info-dumping about politics, over-population, and the status of world oil reserves. Finally, in the second half, we are treated to a couple of pretty harrowing torture scenes and a few other moments of genuine tension and excitement, which is why the extra star in my rating. But, for a 500+ page novel, that's not nearly enough--especially when Alten's prose is so mediocre, if not downright amateurish. I’m certain that everyone who gave this book a four- or five- star rating did so because they agreed with the message, not because they liked the writing. Michael Moore may be full of crap, but at least he knows how to be engaging. Alten alternates between way too many characters, and it doesn't help that some of them are real people, making the book feel hopelessly outdated even though it was recently revised for the paperback version. (For example, in the book, Obama isn't able to run for a second term after being poisoned, so Hillary Clinton gets put on the 2012 presidential ticket in his place. Wow, it’s like Alten can see into the future!)
Normally I'm offended when authors play this fast and loose with real people and events, but THE SHELL GAME is silly to the point that I can't really be bothered to care. Although, personally, I think Dick Cheney should sue Steve Alten for slander in insinuating that he (Cheney) would willingly kill millions of American citizens by helping smuggle a nuke into the country. I know this is fiction, but c'mon. At least, for the updated version, I noticed that Alten removed a sentence or two comparing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to Ann Coulter. Apparently, even he felt he went too far on that one. Who knows what else he changed...
On a final note, I'd like to mention that I downloaded this book off Amazon.com to read on my Kindle, and it's the most typo-ridden ebook I've ever had to pay money for. I'm sure the typos would average out to more than one per page. Yeah, the book was only $4, but still...Alten and Co. really need to get their act together.