Well, another day done, another Anne Rice book finished at midnight. In all honesty, reading this book for me was like pulling out 4 of my teeth (and yes, I've had that done, baby teeth, but still). I tried to read this book earlier this year and only got a quarter into it before I threw it down in sheer boredom. If you would prefer to read the Bible instead of a vampire book, you can't give it more than two stars. Not that I spent the whole afternoon reading the Bible, that would be weird. Not that I'm knocking the people who do. So I liked David in the Body Thief and I really hoped that him and Lestat would get together, but in typical Rice fashion, none of the homosexual energy is ever abated, so of course they didn't. But then there's fanfiction, I guess. (Ha! Ha! Rice, I know you hate fanfics, but seriously, you leave us all wanting some sexual tension to end at some point in time, and it never does!) Maybe that's why the books are so sexy, yet nothing ever happens. Yeah so I liked David in book 4, but in this one, he was just alright. Okay, here's my thoughts on the Vampire Chronicles, so far up to #7.
Interview With the Vampire: Took me a while to get into. Loved it though, especially the movie. Tom Cruise was the best Lestat anyone could ask for (expect maybe if Johnny Depp had played him) and Brad Pitt was good at being stand-offish and thinking he's morally superior to everyone else, which is pretty much every role he does. I hate Claudia! I was happy when she died!!!!!
The Vampire Lestat: I was confused at first, because Rice spent the last book saying how evil Lestat was and now he's good. I think too much of it was flashbacks, but whatever, Lestat was so much cooler than Louis. It felt like just a set-up book for the next one, which it was. Also, how many times can a person read the words: preternatural, Dark Trick, and Savage Garden before wanting to kill Rice and her editor? Also, a good part of the book was a flashback WITHIN a flashback (code word: way too many flashbacks)! Also, no one died or anything in this one. Except Lestat's friend, who went totally crazy and burnt himself alive, but he heard about that through a letter someone wrote him, so this book kind of lacked action (but most of the books in this series do).
Queen of the Damned: By far my favorite, though what the hell was Lestat thinking during some parts of the book? Though the parts about Maharet and Mekare were just too bizarre at some points (let's eat brains and hearts, dear sister!). Also I could never remember what hell the difference between Santiago and Santino was. (Santiago- guy who ran the Theater de Vampires in book #1, Santino- the crazy vamp who kidnapped Armand in book #5, and was at the gathering of vampires in book #3). My favorite part: anything with Daniel and Armand. I wish Daniel would have been mentioned more in the series.
The Tale of the Body Thief: By far the most contemporary of the books so far and the most easy going. Though rather predictable, (Lestat, it was going to end badly from the start, this deal you made), I liked it. This one had a very exciting climax, with the whole rescue scene and I liked David (in this one at least).
Memnoch the Devil: Rice's religious zeal run amok, but still an interesting read. I was shocked when Armand killed him himself (thank God she changed her mind in the next book). Though why did she make Lestat go into a two-book coma for no apparent reason?
The Vampire Armand: The most scandalous of Rice books in this series so far. I really liked Armand and wish that the thing with him and Daniel could have worked. In this book, I didn't like him as much. Armand seemed really crazy, especially with taking Claudia's head off and sewing on the body of that female vampire Louis made (flashback to book #1). Also, why the obsession with those two kids? They were annoying and I wished they died.
So now I'm on to Merrick.
First of all, how were we supposed to feel about Merrick? I tried to love her, really I did, but it was so hard! I felt nothing for her! David loving her was creepy since he was about sixty. And him liking her as kid was creepy too. It's hard to like the main character, if he's kind of a sexual predator. Rice sometimes loves her characters too much, if you know what I mean. She would have all the other characters spout off how amazing Lestat is and now they were doing that for Merrick. But Merrick is not bad-ass Lestat, so it was just plain annoying. Seeing as much of the book was a flashback about David and Merrick going to the jungles looking to take relics from tombs, the book really lost momentum. Also, I think there was an error in the book. The name of Merrick's uncle who died in the jungles was Matthew, but then he was referred to twice as Micheal, so I was confused. Also, I had trouble keeping track of all of Merrick's relatives. Why was so much time devoted to Merrick's grandmother dying? It didn't help the plot. When Merrick met David, dear old Grandma could have been already dead and that would have saved us chapter and chapters! And once Merrick moves in with Aaron and David, she is the perfect child. What 14 year old girl loves to read about Plato in original Latin? Twilight fanfics in crappy English more like! Whatever, Merrick walks on water. Was anyone annoyed with how Rice kept messing with the religions? Like David was Catholic, but he worshiped South American gods and voodoo things. Merrick was the same. How devout can you be if you worship two completely different religions that both insist to remain devout to one? I mean, I'm all for whatever floats your boat, but I felt she did justice to neither religion by meshing them. And it seemed David was only worshiping voodoo when it was convenient, which would probably upset anyone who actually believed. Also, she kept mentioning the difference in cultures of black and white people. I've never really thought that it was that profound, but, especially, at parts in the beginning, Rice obsesses over it. This was written in 1999/2000, that's not the way things are (to my knowledge anyway). Also, why does she love New Orleans so much? Okay, I get it, it's a great city, but can you not tell us that every 5 minutes? I am interested in the next book, with Lestat picking a fight with the Talamasca. It has a lot of potential right there, especially with the Elders. Thank God Lestat's up. It was boring without him. I liked Louis's characterization in this one. We really haven't had a book focus on him since book #1. I was confused about the ending though. Was the spirit really Claudia? It was bitchy and crazy enough it to be her. I wonder if Louis will still be with Merrick after this, it hinted that he was, but I want to know how much of his feelings had to do with the charm she put on him. Anyway, only my interest in Lestat and Louis made me finish this book. I certainly have noticed a decline in quality since after the first three books ended. I hope the next one is better.
God, I hate Claudia.....
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