Kind of a fascinating but overwritten memoir of Lars Eighner's experience being homeless for three years in the '80s. As he says, all experiences of homelessness are unique and he was not typical, nor is there a typical homeless person, but he does try to do some sociological explorations of the various other homeless people he meets: the single men and their drinking clubs, because drinking is the only activity available to them; a woman he knew when he was an orderly at the state mental institution who he sees again on the streets, a woman who can be helped by medication, but stops taking it as soon as she stabilizes and is released back to the streets; and a man he meets who is, as he calls it, an "institutional parasite," someone who lives in and takes advantage of a public institution as though it were their home. Lars is coincidentally trying to write a novel about a man who lives in a hospital by pretending to be a doctor, when he meets a man who lives at the University of Texas- Austin by passing as a professor. The man is invested in writing poetry for those scam poetry competitions that used to be advertised in the back of magazines. He has worked for the university, he has some keys, so he wanders around in various professors' offices and sleeps on their couches. He believes he is a keeper of the secret knowledge of an ur-university that exists hidden inside the regular university. Amazing stuff.
Lars himself is an interesting guy. This book is so overwritten, I almost gave up on it a couple times. He seems like an odd character: a possibly autistic gay man who survived the plague but whose employment history was marred by work in a collectivist hospice that didn't support “the man” by doing things like providing recommendations to former employees. He lived in a shack with a roommate and a dog, a roommate who was too young to understand that if no one in the household had any money, then you lose the shack. Lars is successfully publishing stories in gay literary magazines, but they don't pay the bills. His plan is to hitchhike to California to stay with a friend who is also staying with a friend, and try to get work in the gay literary magazine industry. Lars' friend is currently incarcerated for soliciting a minor, release date soon but TBD, so Lars stays with the friend of a friend and chases down various employment opportunities that come to nothing. Lars sends so many letters and uses so many public resources to find a job, because it's the '80s and that's how you did. He reminisces about writing to the Encyclopedia Britannica information service about topics he was curious about, because that was how you googled. A friend moves apartments while Lars is elsewhere, and Lars never sees him again. The world without technology. And traffic safety. Lars is hitchhiking the Southwest and putting a little too much trust in too many interesting characters, because that's who is willing to pick up a massive homeless man with a dog. He seems romantically interested in a few of them but nothing works out and they are also crazy, so good thing.
After California, Lars hitchhikes back to Texas, where he begins his life as a person who is truly homeless, without a goal, just survival. He seems more connected to the world than some homeless people. He knows people at the gay bar and they don't mind if he spends most days sitting on a bench outside. He lives in a park at first, along with some other randos who are also more or less discretely living in the park. He does suspect though, that he gets rousted because he brought two guys back from the bar shortly before the police come. Man. In the '60s they invented sex, in the '70s they experimented with it, and in the '80s they almost ruined it entirely. “Hey babies, why don't you both come back to my bedroll in the public park and we'll have some fun.” Everything he says about sex makes it as unpleasant as possible. He'd go to the bathroom in a different public park for hook-ups. Two guerrilla public health educators hung out there and had sex publicly as a demonstration of how to have fun while using condoms. The '80s. Leave the public restrooms alone. Sometimes people just need to pee.
There's an interesting chapter on dumpster diving that Lars wrote while he was homeless, explaining the reliability of various foods. Canned goods from college students- yes. Any kind of leftover- no. Fruit juice- probably not. Pizza before the pizza restaurant started locking their dumpster- hell yes. Also, the many good items that he found. The way that a person will go through a period of hoarding anything in a dumpster that can possibly have any value, and how some people never stop, and end up with dumpster diving hoarding lairs around the city. Lars is robbed repeatedly while he's homeless. He learns to carry a daypack of critical things, including dog food, but his dog is smart and figures out quickly that people will give her treats if she looks like a pitiable waif, even though dog care is his number one priority and his dog spends three years homeless and never misses a meal. There's a terrifying chapter where his dog is accused of biting someone and spends ten days on death row. Lars is able to raise the money to free her, which is an amount that would be fine for most people, but for him, a homeless man, is only possible because of the kindness of people from the gay bar and a newspaper he writes for.
After another failed trip to California, Lars has homelessness locked down and Swiss Family Robinson's himself a hideaway in a stand of bamboo. A man who is crazy, in love with him, and has no discretion, moves into the same bamboo and ruins the whole thing. Lars finds a way to move into the gay bar he used to sit in front of, the bar that has closed down recently, and from there he's able to rebuild his life enough to live somewhere else, and write a book.
It sounds like this is already an important text in the field of sociology. It should be. It's definitely dated, and Lars is not a typical anything, but nobody is typical, which is the whole point. Interesting book.