Bored, I was flicking through Netflix and found this Hallmark romance. After watching it for a few minutes, I realised the name seemed familiar. Checking my ereader, I discovered, yes, I had somewhere along the line bought the first book in the series the tv show was based upon. So, anyway, I decided to read the thing.
Well… Is it awful to say the quality of the tv show suits the book?
The series centres around the O’Brien family, divorced mum and dad, and, conveniently for sequels, five children. The romantic plot of Inn at Eagle Point is for Abby, the eldest child. Abby lives in New York City where she is a divorced mother of twin girls with a demanding career as a stock broker (well, I think that's what it is, IDEK). When Jess, the youngest O’Brien daughter, asks for help with the inn she recently purchased, Abby returns to Chesapeake Shores. There she reunites with her first love, Trace, when she goes to see the bank regarding Jess’s loan. Trace [sort of] works at the bank and only agrees to not foreclose on Jess’s loan if Abby stays in town (huge wtf). Anyway, obvious outcome is obvious.
One of the most annoying things about the book is the unrealistic way the characters speak. The dialogue is like something out of a therapy manual. Everyone talks about their feelings and their hopes and their past hurts and their fears and their EVERYTHING. No one has these deep and meaningful conversations every day at their local diner!
Trace and Abby also have zero chemistry. I never had that strong need for them to get together as one needs when reading a romance.
And there’s so much that doesn’t make sense in the book. Where did Jess find the money to buy the inn in the first place? (Actually even though Jess’s money woes is central to the plot, no one seems to have any real money issues. It’s a real ‘white rich people’ type of book. They all jump on planes from here to there, drive convertibles, rent and buy houses without a care.) Why does no one call out the mother as the selfish bitch she would have to be to abandon her children 15 years ago? (As a mother, I just can’t accept a workaholic father as the sole reason to up and leave. Forced conflict much?) What sort of bank has these sorts of recruitment policies? Why does Abby have not one friend either in Chesapeake or NYC? Why did she break up with Trace when they were young? I could go on!
The book is far too long. Woods doesn’t even entertain us with pretty descriptions of the town. It’s just endless yapping and nothing really happening. The plot was more suited for a novella, not the dragging almost 400 pages Woods presented (were there any editors?!!!??).
Oh and other than no one really having money issues, there was some other things included in the book that seemed to be in bad taste. One was the way Woods gave Jess ADD. Jess isn’t on medication because she’s not that crazy (wtf?!!?). But, oh, every five minutes everything Jess does, good or bad, is due to her ADD. She can’t decorate a room, make a phone call or eat a meal without one of the characters having an inner thought that her ADD is affecting her. WTF!!!!??? Can’t wait for Jess’s book. I’m sure her ADD will be the entire reason her and her potential man can’t get together. (Yes, this is sarcasm, just in case you were unsure.)
The conflict of the story also included Abby’s ex’s attempt to gain custody of the twins. This and its simple resolution was also a complete insult to anyone out there having real life issues in this area, if you ask me. Oh, and I also did not appreciate the anti-vac sentiment of the book.
I don’t think I’ll read any sequels.
I originally rated the book a 2 out of 5 but I’ve talked myself into a lower rating by putting all my grievances down in a review. LOL Now it's a 1 out of 5.