Buttered popcorn -- a junk food you can't stop eating, that's the Ben Hecht movie version of his life. And why Hecht ? Coauthor w Charles MacArthur of Broadway hits, The Front Page and Twentieth Century, and scripter of Nothing Sacred, Spellbound and Notorious, among others, he's also the uncredited writer on just about every entertaining movie made during the 30s-40s. He shaped Hollywood and Hollywood defined America.
The School of Hecht : smart, independent babes duet w sardonic, wisecrackers who wouldn't dream of waxing their chest fur. Worldly, romantic and, at times, bracingly vulgar, his characters - like Hecht himself - loathe pretense and hypocrisy. They inhabit, w style, an aggressive milieu. It's Hechtian fantasy. Caution advised : he shovels on the salty schmaltz. "The heart too needs a little rouge," Hecht announces as if discovering a lost witticism by Mark Twain.
Hecht (1893-1964) got started, age 16, in the Chicago newspaper biz. Drowning in nostalgia, he recalls "the smell of ink, feet up on typewriters, hats tilted." But that's not enough, get ready:
"I sit and beam on the dim little harlequinade of my youth." (Izzit an intended parody of WC Fields comedy?) ~~ He and reporter pal are soon surprised to find they're living in a brothel. Did Hecht invent this cliche or izzit borrowed ? ~~ Of course, there's the madam who shot off her big toe accidentally. "She was white-haired, regal, profane, with a jutting lavender face and a limp to her massive body." Hecht, as the happy hack, spins a Hollywood yarn!
You can't hold back Ben Hecht and his bag of popcorn. Saluting the aging actress Constance Collier, once a great beauty, he begins : "Roll on, dark sea full of whales and flowers and wondrous fetuses." (Sweet Jessoo).
His circle includes Alexander Woollcott "who animates a room like a scandal" and Dorothy Parker who hides "a pretty garrote of phrases in her reticule." Scott Fitzgerald has a "sophomore face and a troubadour heart" while Helen Hayes (the wife of Chas MacArthur) enters a room "on the wings of Bernhardt with blazing eyes."
Well--.
Married twice, Hecht observes, "There are men and women who marry because they have nothing else to do. Some marry to be like everyone else." ~~~ On Hollywood : "The barrage of movie trash has conditioned the public to the acceptance of trash only."
His deepest passions were aroused when Hitler came to power. Scorning FDR, he blasts him as "the humanitarian who snubbed a massacre." The book's last 100 pages focus on anti-semitism, the holocaust and Hecht's role in the founding of Israel. This material is presented with the vividness of a screen treatment for Sam Goldwyn and gives his memoir substance.
Hecht realizes that the literary Establishment ignores him. He had a hand in too many mellers and made too much money, he says. After the 30s he never had another hit play, though he wrote three : Lily of the Valley, To Quito and Back, and Swan Song. (With titles like that is anyone surprised ?) He thrived in Hollywood where the moguls treated him like a famous surgeon who could save any ailing movie. He was an important presence there and nowhere else. He even directed a few duds like The Scoundrel, which gave Noel Coward his movie debut. If you can find a copy, this pic is truly awful. Hecht, you see, wanted to be an artiste.
Leaving California in 1952, pressured, he says, by "literary lust," he reflects now on "this strumpet [Hollywood] in her bespangled red gown, her coarsened laugh -- a wench with flaccid tits..covered with stink like a railroad station pissery..." James Agee has the last sobering word. "Hecht's taste is so often rancid," he wrote.