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Mr Gum #3

Mr Gum and the Goblins

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The third side-splittingly funny book in a series for very brave readers

Well, that old roo-de-lally Mr Gum and the hideous Billy William the Third are once more mucking things up for everyone. They're a-schemin' and a-hatchin' an' making their bad plans up on Goblin Mountain. And why? Because they're raising up an army of goblins to stink up the town of Lamonic Bibber once and for all! Can the brave travelers (the wise old man Friday O'Leary and the small girl Polly) make it past the Three Impossible Challenges of Goblin Mountain and save the town from a fate worse than something very bad indeed? In an epic tale of courage, valor, and plain idiocy only one thing is sure: The truth is a lemon meringue!

208 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2007

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Andy Stanton

50 books108 followers
Andy Stanton lives in North London. He studied English at Oxford but they kicked him out. He has been a film script reader, a cartoonist, an NHS lackey and lots of other things. He has many interests, but best of all he likes cartoons, books and music (even jazz).

One day he’d like to live in New York or Berlin or one of those places because he’s got fantasies of bohemia. His favourite expression is ‘Good evening’ and his favourite word is ‘captain’. Andy has now written more than one book, but less than twenty.

-from publisher's website at http://www.mrgum.co.uk/author/

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1,497 reviews44 followers
August 31, 2015
Tätä lukiessani muistin etten ole lukenut ensimmäistä Gummia loppuun vaikka muistini vahvasti niin väittää. Aion silti vinkata sitä eka osaa, koska Herra Gummin kylpyhuoneen sisällön ja hänen puutarhansa välinen yhteys nyt vain on parhautta tässä lastenkirjakategoriassa!
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489 reviews30 followers
July 13, 2023
The brave small girl Polly, wise old man Friday O'Leary and gingerbread man come nature teacher Alan Taylor climb the mysterious Gobin Mountain, face the Three Impossible Challenges and solve the mystery of the missing children of Lamonic Bibber.

Me and my 7 year old daughter completely loved this audio book. Stanton's hilarious text is brilliantly augmented by the BBCs sound effects, Stanton's voicing of the different characters and the disgusting goblin songs.
1 review
April 8, 2020
Amazing love it keep it up because your number 1☝ best book ever✌✌✌

Funny and cool
:-)
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644 reviews2 followers
November 11, 2025
Joke starts to wear thin here, it's basically a less clever version of the previous two, but what kid's gonna notice?
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1 review
August 1, 2013
this book is very funny!! i found my self almost bursting with laughter!! as i do with all the others as well. i particularly like friday oleary when he says "THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE!!" and "BREAD BIN!!" haha c:
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867 reviews43 followers
April 13, 2015
Herra Gummi sikailee taas. Mitä onkaan käynyt 300 kadonneelle lapselle ja mitä ilkeää herra Gummi on taas keksinyt. Huippu!
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552 reviews105 followers
November 26, 2019
I'm just going to randomly review the third book in a series when I haven't done any of the others. Mr Gum was one of my favourite book series growing up. I found it hilarious then and at 21 still do & proud of it. I read this one to my seven year old sister a bit out of nowhere as we had a bookmark in #2 after starting it ages ago, after finishing that a couple of days ago she requested we continue. Before I convinced her to finish #2 she told me she doesn't like Mr Gum because it's disgusting but once we got started she didn't want me to stop.

This instalment is as great as always. Disgusting, yep. Ridiculous, absolutely. Funny, FOR SURE. Polly & Friday doing a 10k piece jigsaw while the witch is chasing them is a stand out moment of the entire series and catching the rabbit to cook still makes me laugh out loud. The Spirit of the Rainbow is so much fun and Polly and Friday are such wonderful heroes.

"I promised to come to your aid when the horn of Q'zaal Q'zaal was blown- and here I am."
"Thank you, sir" said Friday graciously. "But there is one thing I have to ask. Couldn't you have come a bit sooner?"
"Old man," explained the boy. "When you blew that horn I was in Newcastle, staying over at my cousin's."
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Author 57 books51 followers
December 28, 2017
Same old brillance from Andy Stanton.

I tip my hit to the author . . . this series is fantastically funny. I just can't fault them. It's the perfect mixture of silly, silliness and sillinessness that makes them such great books. The only thing I that would make them better is if it made me a nice cup of tea.

If I'm ever in the middle of a stuffy, adult book and my brain is slowly trickly down my neck from sheer boredom, I know exactly what to. Pick up the next Mr. Gum book and start giggling!
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7 reviews
December 12, 2025
⭐️ 5/10 (But its a children’s book so, definitely higher if we’re adding that to the rating).

📝 This book was ridiculous in the best way. I had to read it for school. It was funny and ironic. I could definitely see children enjoying this, but also parents/teachers reading it. It was filled with humor and adventure. I also loved how it ended abruptly. Poor Friday, never got to sing a song 🥲 Definitely a book that can be read in a classroom, but for young children.
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20 reviews
October 30, 2020
Quyển sách này rất thú vị và hài hước. Các nhân vật bao gồm : cô bé Polly dũng cảm và thông minh,ông Thứ Sáu O’Leary , bà Đáng yêu , lão kẹo gôm,vv...💁🏻‍♀️
Nó có rất nhiều thứ thật vô lý: mùa đông chết chóc❄️, lão bà bà đạt giải olympic khi vượt qua một xe buýt ẩu ! Tóm lại thì nó là một truyện hài hước, vô lý và “hâm”.Thôi tôi nói đến đây nhé ! 😋( vì tôi ko còn gì để ghi nữa . ).😁
115 reviews1 follower
May 18, 2020
Best in series

We laughed and laughed. Very few children's books stay in the memory like these, and have become family favourites. Great to read aloud, really interesting illustrations that generate imaginings beyond the story.
35 reviews
March 3, 2024
3.5 / 75 ⭐️
Really fun and quite descriptive. It is slightly different the the first two books but in my opinion it is better! It got me out of my book slump and this book made me notice how much I love lamonic bibber. But i didn’t like the ending that much.
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11 reviews1 follower
June 6, 2018
Love all the Mr Gumm books.
Clever and hilarious for young readers. I use them in teaching.
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243 reviews79 followers
December 9, 2019
Hình như càng lùi về trước thì truyện càng vui? =))))))
Đỉnk vãi =)))))
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159 reviews
July 23, 2020
These types of stories are little darlings to me; but this one just didn't quite hit the mark.
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1,121 reviews56 followers
June 19, 2021
Not as clever as the first two, but still good fun.
133 reviews2 followers
November 25, 2021
All these series is super crazy I got only three please read full and I will try too
65 reviews1 follower
February 13, 2023
A fantastically wacky book which my son absolutely adored. He laughed a lot and would not let me stop each night as we read this as part of his accelerated reader initiative in his school. Loved it.
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249 reviews10 followers
February 14, 2024
Literary non sequiturs and situationalist nonsense - like a slapdash Roald Dahl, but somehow still perfect for seven year olds. Not quite as amazing as Book 1.
16 reviews
May 2, 2024
Great book made me chuckle quite a bit but definitely not the best book of the series I would say probably the 2nd best
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