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485 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2006
...elderly, handsome, mustachioed, silver-haired, capitalist-looking gentleman in safari attire...
...a fetid, lightless, tin-sided back-country prison...
...a smirky, blond, slightly hard-edged, cigarette-smoking former Goucher girl... (what on earth is a Goucher girl? All those words and yet he still fails to communicate his meaning.)
...skint black hair...
...business lunch and afternoon plat-map confab...
...against every millage to extend services to the boondocks...
My life in Haddam always lacked the true resident's naive, relief-seeking socked-in-ed-ness(!!!)...
He knows I bleed Michigan blue but doesn't really know what that means. (Nope, nor me.)
This means a living room the size of a fifties tract home. (So... tiny? Huge? Average?)
Mike frowns over at me. He doesn't know what Kalamazoo means, or why it would be so side-splittingly hilarious. (Again, nope – pity, because by that stage I could have done with a laugh.)