One imagines, easily, that Steve Martin has done some hard time in fine department stores. Perhaps he was with Bernadette Peters or Victoria Tennant, or any of the many beautiful women he's been known to escort around town; afternoon strolls that clearly included revolving doors and escalators, a hint of rich perfume in the air, the light refrain of piped-in piano, and a rack of Armani couture that called to his lady with its siren song. He has been parked, one imagines, several times in one of those lush, over-stuffed chairs reserved for lotharios in his predicament - abandoned with a purse and a coat and a promise this will only take a minute. Though it doesn't take a minute, it never takes a minute, unless it is the proverbial "dog" minute which will prove to be the hefty chunk of an hour.
It isn't long before his eye wanders away from the dressing room door, past the jackets and hats, the mannequins, the tipsy stack of angora sweaters, and off to another department altogether where a lone, lithesome salesgirl stands before a case of evening gloves. And he wonders, one imagines, whether women still wear evening gloves. He cannot remember the last soiree he attended that included such. Oh, but her day must prove tediously uneventful! What sort of girl employs herself thus?
And just as we are doing now, Steve Martin had begun to imagine. He imagined this girl, her day, her life, her slacker boyfriend. He imagined a possible customer; an older man entranced. He imagined a rival, he imagined a lust, he imagined assorted neuroses. And he imagined all of this in winsome ways with elegant internal prose. And it is a story, I suppose, yet it is the story of an author who is diverting himself while in wait for something else. Take up this book and you will wait with him. You will wait through his idle rumination, biding your hours alongside a man who is anticipating the return of a beautiful woman. A woman he will swiftly be forsaking you for.
And who can blame him? She's miles beyond anything he's been able to construct in his afternoon's imagination.