Mike

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“The best portion of a good man's life: his little, nameless unremembered acts of kindness and love.”
― William Wordsworth, Lyrical Ballads

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe