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In this never-before- published memoir of Hollywood, Ed Wood, Jr., reveals the down and dirty about the cutthroat world of movie-making.

138 pages, Paperback

First published August 13, 1957

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Ed Wood

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Edward Davis Wood, Jr. (October 10, 1924 – December 10, 1978) was an American screenwriter, director, producer, actor, author, and editor (often performing many of these functions simultaneously). In the 1950s, Wood made a run of independently produced, extremely low-budget horror, science fiction, and cowboy films, now celebrated for their technical errors, unsophisticated special effects, idiosyncratic dialogue, eccentric casts, and outlandish plot elements, although his flair for showmanship gave his productions at least a modicum of commercial success.
Wood's popularity waned soon after his biggest "name" star, Béla Lugosi, died. He was able to salvage a saleable feature from Lugosi's last moments on film, but his career declined thereafter. Toward the end of his life, Wood made pornographic movies and wrote pulp crime, horror, and sex novels. His posthumous fame began two years after his death, when he was awarded a Golden Turkey Award as Worst Director of All Time.[1] The lack of conventional filmmaking ability in his work has earned Wood and his films a considerable cult following.
Following the publication of Rudolph Grey's biography Nightmare of Ecstasy, Wood's life and work have undergone a public rehabilitation, with new light shed on his evident zeal and honest love of movies and movie production, and Tim Burton's biopic, Ed Wood, earned two Academy Awards.

From the 1950s onward, Wood supplemented his directing and screenwriting income with hastily written pulp fiction, including innumerable pulp crime, horror, and sex novels and occasional non-fiction pieces. As he became increasingly unable to fund film projects, the novels seem to have become Wood's primary source of income.

Wood's novels frequently include transvestite or drag queen characters, or entire plots centering around transvestism (including his angora fetish), and tap into his love of crime fiction and the occult. Wood would often recycle plots of his films for novels, write novelizations of his own screenplays, or reuse elements from his novels in scripts. His first novel, Black Lace Drag was published in 1963 and reissued in 1965 as Killer in Drag. Among his other books are Orgy of The Dead (1965), Devil Girls (1967), Death of a Transvestite (1967), The Sexecutives (1968), and A Study of Fetishes and Fantasies (1973).
Descriptions of Wood's working methods in Nightmare of Ecstasy indicate he would work on a dozen projects at once, simultaneously watching television, eating, drinking, and carrying on conversations while typing. In his quasi-memoir, Hollywood Rat Race, Wood advises new writers to "just keep on writing. Even if your story gets worse, you'll get better."

As Wood's most famous films of the 1950s are not explicitly sexual or violent, the outré content of his novels may shock the unprepared reader. Wood's dark side emerges in such sexual shockers as Raped in the Grass or The Perverts and in short stories such as Toni: Black Tigress, which exploit hot-button topics like violence, rape, racial issues, juvenile delinquency, and drug culture.

Some of Wood's books remained unpublished during his lifetime. Hollywood Rat Race, for example, was written in 1965 and finally released in 1998. The nonfiction book is part primer for young actors and filmmakers, and part memoir. In Rat Race, Wood recounts tales of dubious authenticity, such as how he and Lugosi entered the world of nightclub cabaret.

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Profile Image for Douglas Gibson.
894 reviews51 followers
March 30, 2016
Not since Joan Crawford's Life My Way, have I read an author that has so little self-awareness. This book is part how-to-become-an-actor, part memoir, and totally wacky! I was laughing out loud at many sections due to Wood's serious tone, but other parts, especially any place where he talks about his friendship with Bela Lugosi, can actually be touching. I highly recommend this book to movie buffs, and fans of old Hollywood, Ed Wood, or camp.
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70 reviews2 followers
April 15, 2008
Not a paragraph goes by without multiple redundancies, shocking "facts" about Hollywood, or a reference to angora sweaters...

My favorite parts were his talk about why starring in your high school play doesn't mean you're ready for Hollywood (what!? really!) and how his film Orgy of the Dead is not just an exploitive skin-flick.

This book is so, so funny. Ed Wood is one of the worst writers I've ever read and if you've seen any of his movies or read Nightmare of Ecstasy, his bio, you'll enjoy this book.

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July 30, 2019
I didn't think this book could be as delightfully stupid as Wood's movies but I should have known better. I especially like the way, writing in the 60s, he complains about how Hollywood has gone downhill, with all those damn beatniks and folksingers. Then there's the chapter about unscrupulous producers who try to lure young girls into appearing in nudie-cuties (as opposed to Wood's classy productions such as ORGY OF THE DEAD). This is priceless.
Profile Image for Josh Spurling.
1 review
July 11, 2017
Who better to write a guide to Hollywood than Ed Wood Jr., the worst filmmaker in history? Wood's films include the absurd anti-classics, "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Glen or Glenda?," and "Bride of the Monster" among others. In "Hollywood Rat Race" Wood gives advice on such matters as what to pack for your trip to Hollywood (angora sweater of course), how to get an agent, whether you should have sex to get a part, and how to sleep in the park for free, before finally recommending that you just stay home instead. The book seems to be less about advice, however, than about bolstering Wood's own self-image as an acclaimed writer-director-producer. He name-drops at every available opportunity, exaggerates wildly, and frequently gets sidetracked, rambling on about angora sweaters and people's strange fetishes. It often becomes unclear in his tirades whether he is attacking others or himself. He is outraged by:

- drama teachers ("Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach... Let each of them challenge me. I accept! I have made many films, yet I do not teach. I wonder why the schools and colleges hire these never-has-beens.")

- actors who criticize Hollywood ("Who are these people who hate Hollywood? Perhaps a bunch of communists?")

-sleazy producers ("More than a few of them will be undressed and into your dress or sweater and skirt, almost before you've got them off.")

-cross-dressers ("Many of your favorite movie actors go in for this fantastic fetish. Horror of a lawsuit keeps me from naming names.")

-bad filmmakers ("The only science (or fiction) about [this science fiction film] was the fact it came into being at all. And this so-called producer is still around Hollywood today taking backers' money for the same crap")

-cheap novelists ("It doesn't take an overwhelming talent to write these books")

I would not recommend "Hollywood Rat Race" to anyone who plans to move to Hollywood, or anyone who doesn't plan to move to Hollywood, unless, like me, you're morbidly fascinated by Ed Wood. Wood was anything but modest about his lackluster accomplishments, but he was right about one thing: "Perhaps none of our films, so far, have been up for awards, but they are entertaining pictures." Just not entertaining in the way he meant them to be.
Profile Image for Scott Williams.
784 reviews13 followers
March 5, 2014
Edward D. Wood Jr. is a personal hero so I was excited to find this slim volume. It begins as something of a guide for young people who are planning to migrate to Hollywood in search of stardom but becomes a memoir of Wood's own experiences. It is poorly written and in need of an editor but it's still an interesting historical document. Wood was a person who lived through the great shifts that took place in Hollywood between the 30s and 60s. Wood's cynical observations about the decline of Hollywood's greatness are both fascinating and hilarious.
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2,897 reviews130 followers
September 28, 2008
"Who are these people who hate Hollywood? Perhaps a bunch of communists?"

The well-known "worst director ever" (Plan 9 from Outer Space) writes a memoir. Perfect irritainment. At one point he compares acting, cake-baking, and the atomic bomb. "Far-fetched? Think about it!"

Perhaps the most entertaining part of this book is the author's blatantly obvious angora-sweater fetish. I like 'em too . . . but not THAT way. :-)


Profile Image for Josh Lewis.
20 reviews141 followers
July 3, 2023
Ed Wood’s ostensible tips and tricks for those of us like him who have dreamt of tinsel town stardom that’s actually more of a sad pleading to abandon all hope ye who enter; this place will exploit you and rip your heart out of your angora sweaters. I liked the chapter about how he helped Bela Lugosi work on his standup routine.
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Author 11 books2 followers
September 20, 2023

This book, to me, definitely has a voice that I associate strongly with Ed Wood (apart from Tim Burton’s/Johnny Depp’s interpretation of the man; I still love that movie tho’). The prose style is bland and straightforward with an increasing level of hyperbole which never quite reaches its height with a sudden almost anticlimactic summation at the end of the current thought or personal anecdote.

The first half of the book is thin and kind of boring save for the offbeat style which adds a level of palpable quitch to the reading. At about the direct center of the book come tales of accidents on Western movie sets which I found a high point. After that, the second half is full of interesting anecdotes, including one about Bela Lugosi coming out of a long career hiatus in the West Coast Theater in San Bernardino (my old hometown) on New Year’s Eve 1953 that I was never aware of. He also seems to have a penchant for describing what the women are wearing in any given anecdote, not a single scrap of clothing described for the men. Also, if the woman, often a girl, is hypothetical, then she’s wearing a white Angora sweater. He also has a habit of name-dropping all throughout the book although when he starts listing names, it is droll fortunately landing just above tedious. Somehow it matches his voice.

The book seemed to hit a natural conclusion at the end of chapter 10 and then went on to Chapter 13. These last three chapters feel tacked on and the last feels very cynical in its final tidbit of advice, the book's last line. Now, the advice found in this book is typically vague and often just plain bad advice. It seems it was pretty much useless when the book was written and is utterly incoherent today (if it ever was coherent in the first place). Here’s an example:

Everyone who wants to be a writer, no matter how successful he might be in other fields – even allied fields – doesn’t necessarily make it. It’s a tough row to hoe at best. Come to think of it, why don’t you give it up before you get started? And that’s not sour grapes! That’s good, sound advice, which few of you will take… but sound advice all the same. [pg.131]

Most of the advice found within this book takes this form though is not as discouraging as the last line of the book.

When the writer tries to give an honest view of Hollywood show business it’s somewhat boring and more indicative of Ed Wood’s personal experience (the only interesting thing about the first half besides its odd style). This got to me a little when he started talking about bill collectors coming to seize “your” assets for several pages. When the book becomes a string of his own recollections in the second half it gets so much better. By better I mean that the book throws off the thin premise of how-to-get-into-show-business and becomes more of a memoir and the collected opinions-of-the-day of Ed Wood Jr.

In addition, the author’s mood is palpable as the book moves from Chapter 1 to the last, Chapter 13. It starts with a cheery though bland voice, very much like those of the old black and white educational films screened in elementary classrooms in the 1950s, then into a lament as the book moves into memories professing love for everything past and a peculiar disdain for the current day (of its writing), to utter despair in chapters 12 and 13. The last sentence of the book is: “Believe it or not, your life is more real than the Hollywood scene.” The Hollywood scene which, if the earlier chapters are to be believed, was Ed Wood Jr.’s passion.

I did enjoy this book and would recommend it to those interested in the man or those seeking a very cheesy and seedy (and maybe a little dubious) portrait of the Mid-Twentieth-Century Hollywood machine as viewed from its fringe. Otherwise, the only things here materially are a handful of interesting Hollywood stories (only a few seem dubious but then again, I’m not reading Ed Wood's autobiographical material for cold hard facts) and the personal experience of Ed Wood disguised (badly) as a how-to-guide for aspiring young actors.

I’ll leave you with a favorite quote from the book:
Sex! It becomes all important. Sex! It becomes more important than any possible talent. [pg. 79]

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338 reviews14 followers
June 15, 2017
Ed Wood! The King of crap movies (that later achieved cult status b/c they are so bad) made notorious in the superb 1994 movie "Ed Wood" starring Johnny Depp and directed by Tim Burton. I highly recommend this movie as a primer for this book. After seeing this brilliant movie and gaining insight into the author Ed Wood can the reader really enjoy this book for what it is. Amazingly it is a "how to book" for hollywood wannabes that flock to Los Angeles by the droves seeking fame and fortune. The book is non-fiction explanatory on how the entertainment business works for the average naive wannabe actor. Every wannabe actor should read it. Though it was written probably in the early 70s (published posthumously) the book holds true today. It is timeless in the sense that nothing has changed in the sleaze of Hollywood, especially for the newbies who have no idea what they are getting themselves into coming from the proverbial "midwest" seeking fame. At the very least the book will be an eye opener to the predators that await the stupids that want to become actors. Sleazy producers existed then in the 60s, they exist today. Nothing has changed, nor will it. If you update some of the names in the book to modern actors the book could be written today as the concepts have not changed. Certainly an amusing book if you know the back story on Ed Wood.
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982 reviews9 followers
October 16, 2021
Pffff moi qui pensais que ce serait drôle... Le début aurait pu le laisser penser, ça pouvait être du second degré, et puis non. En fait c'est très sérieux, c'est vraiment plein de conseils pour se lancer à Hollywood, s'y retrouver, s'y orienter, avec name dropping et auto-promotion à gogo (ce qui 60 ans après fonctionne peu).
Tout cela, comme indiqué dans le titre, écrit par un réalisateur reconnu comme un des pires au monde.

Alors, ben oui, on peut lire ce livre au 25ème degré - comme on peut voir les films d'Ed Wood au 25ème degré - et rire, mais personnellement ça n'a pas marché, c'était plus comme l'équivalent en lecture du bruit d'une craie sur un tableau noir.
La seule fois où j'ai ri, je cite (de mémoire, car j'ai effacé le livre de ma liseuse sitôt fini le livre, c'est pour dire...): "Qui sont ces gens qui détestent Hollywood? Sûrement des communistes". lol forever.

Bref, sans intérêt.
Profile Image for Joseph Ganguzza.
5 reviews
August 22, 2023
A quick and entertaining read. Don’t go into this expecting to have your worldview challenged, but appreciate it the same way you appreciate an Ed Wood movie. He has more than a few genuinely interesting and quite frankly inspiring insights. This is a book worth reading you have a soft-spot for Ed Wood’s movies, were moved by the Tim Burton biopic, or just interested in an eccentric and passionate personality’s perspective on the underbelly on 1960s Hollywood (to which it seems not much has changed).
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Author 12 books18 followers
July 29, 2019
A How-To-Make-It-In-Hollywood manual written by the most famous Hollywood failure ever towards the end of his life. It's actually pretty well written with chapters about the casting couch, how (not) to live in Tinseltown without money, a lengthy anecdote about introducing Bela Lugosi to stage work late in his career etc. Don't forget to bring your best angora jumper as you may need to pawn it at some stage in your career.
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36 reviews
September 11, 2025
“Who are these people who hate Hollywood? Perhaps a bunch of communists?”

What a whacky book. Tips and tricks on how to make it in the entertainment capital by “the worst director of all time.” It’s a bit tragic how Hollywood Rat Race is unintentionally a self-parody, but it’s exactly why I’m sold to it. Ed Wood talks like he’s hot shit and positions himself as a showbiz guru, despite releasing flop after flop throughout his career. He mentions an angora sweater more times than necessary, and his money woes are extreme to the point he advices sleeping in Griffith Park if you can’t pay rent. If that’s not cinematic swagger, I don’t know what is.

Despite his reputation, he knows a ton of shit and has been through the wringer. He offers laugh-out-loud advice (e.g., stay home, give up before you start, be a typist). He’s cynical, yet optimistic. Hopeful, yet hopeless. He’s a mentor in his own right and a cautionary tale, even if he doesn’t think of himself as the latter. Obviously, the lack of self-awareness is part of the charm.

Though it’s hard to take him seriously, Ed Wood is a very likable person. He still manages to be chirpy and positive even after getting chewed up by the entertainment biz. Honestly, what a fucking war hero. Even if you have no business with Hollywood, I still recommend this book for the wisdom and laughs.
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1,201 reviews14 followers
January 3, 2018
The Icon Ed Wood Jr. gives one valuable piece of advice to starry eyed kids wanting to make it in Hollywood: STAY HOME! He says more, both helpful and goody, even still useful. I can't help but wonder what life would have been like if Ed followed his own advice.
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338 reviews39 followers
December 2, 2019
Surprisingly wise advice on making it big as a character actor from a tragicomic failure who doesn't seem to like communists, pretty-boys and sleazy producers.
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31 reviews
March 18, 2023
A pervy conman tells on himself for 137 pages. Every chapter, he derails into an old man rant about new Hollywood and its lack or morality and those damned Communist long hairs.
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974 reviews173 followers
March 5, 2014
This is my first five-star book of 2014, but I want to be clear: it’s the text of the book I loved, not the edition. The publishers did a poor job with it, and I hope to see a more serious historical edition printed someday. The worst offense is the cover price - $15.95 for a 138-page book that looks like it was put out on a café-press-type system (over ten cents a page!). That’s bad enough, but it also lacks any kind of historical front matter, like an introduction explaining its place in Ed’s career, and it really could use an index, to make it easier to find the personalities and movies Ed refers to. There are also many typos and errors, which might be Ed’s or the editor’s, it’s hard to know. If they are Ed’s, I’d favor leaving them in, but some kind of explanatory note should be included or better yet, an asterisk indicating each case where the editor has left the prose intact.

This book is Ed Wood’s “advice book” for people (mainly girls) who want to break into the film business. Since Ed is today lauded as the “worst director of all time” and was at the time of writing this living on the brink of poverty and beginning a shaky career in nudie films and porn novels, he has a unique perspective on the situation. Yes, he’s a little bitter at the time of writing this. But so much of what we love about Ed (those of use who do love Ed) is still there: his boyish fantasies, his stilted prose, his obsession with women’s clothing and especially angora sweaters.

But, more than that, Ed frequently slips from the advice-book genre into autobiography, as he uses examples from his own life or his friends in the business to illustrate some point about filmmaking. He never mentions “Glen or Glenda,” his most personal picture, but there are references to “Plan 9 from Outer Space,” “Bride of the Monster,” “The Sinister Urge” and even “Orgy of the Dead” (!). The most poignant section of the book is a ten-page description of his work to arrange a personal appearance for Bela Lugosi in a movie theater on New Years, 1953. It begins when Bela sees a letter to the newspaper inquiring whether he is still alive. Lugosi movies were being shown on TV, but no one had heard from the old man in years, and he didn’t know how to reach his audience. In Ed’s telling, he came up with the idea of a personal appearance, which stressed Bela out, made the theater owner nervous, and was met with doubt by the press agent who appeared. Then Bela walked out on stage, told his public how much he appreciated them, and invited them to the mezzanine for autographs. The crowd went wild. I see it as sort of an early version of fan-cons.

At the time all this took place, Bela Lugosi was 71, which added another level of pathos for me. Ed died in 1978 at the age of 54, from alcoholism and years of self-neglect. If he had lived another two years, he would have lived to see an upsurge in interest in his work after he received the “golden turkey” award. If he had lived two years after that, he would have seen Dan Aykroyd and John Candy remake his “sweater” scene from “Glen or Glenda” in “It Came from Hollywood.” If he could have held out until he turned 71, in 1995, he would have seen Johnny Depp’s sensitive portrayal of him in “Ed Wood,” and would have witnessed Walter Matthau receive an Oscar for playing Bela Lugosi – the Oscar that Bela himself deserved. More important, he could have attended cons and made personal appearances, and lived to know that thousands of his fans love him with the same devotion as Bela’s fans in 1953.

If you loved Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood,” you’ll love getting to know Ed in person, and reading this book is sort of like having a chance to see him at a fan con
Profile Image for Chris.
58 reviews6 followers
June 2, 2008
Not really what I was hoping for from Ed Wood, frankly. Not that it had to be some sort of self parodying memoir, it just lacked any sense of self. I like Ed Wood, but having him wax nostalgia for how Hollywood works and it's 'glory' days -- I find it hard to take, since he didn't seem to heed his own words. In the end I power skimmed through this very thin book looking for the gems that just weren't there. I guess that's why it was at the used book store.


Profile Image for Jason Coffman.
Author 3 books13 followers
September 27, 2010
While not as deliriously perverted as his fiction books, Ed Wood's "How-to" guide to Hollywood is just as entertaining. Here he attempts to paint himself as the man about town, dispensing advice that is almost always instantly retracted with a seemingly earnest plea for aspiring actresses to just stay at home and leave Hollywood dreams behind. Or don't! Even here, Wood manages to sneak in plenty of references to his favorite fetishes, adding another layer of craziness to the proceedings.
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Author 18 books37 followers
May 24, 2016
Reading this I realized that Ed Wood makes sense when he's viewed as being as much a star-struck fan boy of Hollywood and the screen magazines as the purported audience of this book of advice for the aspiring star.

Also, you could probably make this into a drinking game and drink every time he mentions an angora sweater.
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February 18, 2008
i was going to check this out today (sunday) but by the time i got done picking up table books all the checkout stations were shut down. so, this book will now be missing (i.e. sitting in my mailbox) til tuesday. i'm a bad librarian.
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