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Jeremy C. Shipp
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Vacation
— published 2007 — 5 editions |
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Cursed
— published 2009 — 4 editions |
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Always Remember to Tip Your Ninja: And Other Maxims for the Clinically Absurd
— published 2011 — 2 editions |
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Fungus of the Heart
— published 2010 — 4 editions |
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Sheep and Wolves
— published 2008 — 6 editions |
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The Sun Never Rises in the Big City
— published 2011 — 2 editions |
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Attic Toys
by Jeremy C. Shipp (Goodreads Author) , Joe McKinney (Goodreads Author), S.S. Michaels (Goodreads Author) — published 2012 |
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Attic Clowns Volume One
— published 2012 |
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Aberrations
by Jeremy C. Shipp (Goodreads Author), Lisa Tuttle, Joe McKinney (Goodreads Author) — published 2011 — 2 editions |
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Attic Clowns
— published 2012 — 2 editions |
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My novel nominated for the Wonderland Book Award (Nonfiction)
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Me and my book are both very happy.
Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't read my new book, Sheep and Wolves (Humor)
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4 out of 5 baby cannibals prefer Oprah's Book Club selections over Sheep and Wolves.
Horace the Coconut Zombie (Humor)
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Once upon a time, in a land that smelled an awful lot like a diaper filled to the brim by the baby of a yellow snowman and a mucus-drenched sardine can, there lived an old coconut monkey named Horace. That is, until he was tickled to death by a pack of Care Bears hopped up on Tang, Go-gurts, and Squeeze-its.
Horace the Coconut Monkey (Humor)
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Once upon a time, in a land about 7.4 miles away, there was a war being fought between a horde of anthropomorphized root vegetables (mostly parsnips) and a legion of rabid Teddy Ruxpins...
The top 11 reasons why I shaved off my beard (Humor)
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My beard is gone. I know this must come as a shock to some of you. Perhaps the word "tragedy" comes to mind. And what kind of writer would I be if I didn't offer an explanation?
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Davonna Juroe's Scarlette is a captivating retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. But it is much more than that. Folk tale, historical fiction and gothic romance all blend harmoniously in this dark and suspenseful novel. The characters are compelling an...more |
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“This is the Torture Room. But don't let the name fool you. This is a tent, not a room.”
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Vacation
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Vacation
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you know where to poke it.”
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Always Remember to Tip Your Ninja: And Other Maxims for the Clinically Absurd
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Always Remember to Tip Your Ninja: And Other Maxims for the Clinically Absurd
“You want to know how to stop this killer? Forgive yourself, and he’ll
disappear from your life forever.”
“Thanks. I’ll be sure to do that.”
And I know:
1. This is almost the same conversation I’ve had with myself many times
before.
2. Gordon’s only trying to help.
But it doesn’t matter.
I:
1. Say, “See you later.”
2. Step outside.
3. Close the door.
I don’t want to, really. I want to go back inside and believe Gordon’s words,
like a child believing in a fairy tale, and I want to escape this nightmare forever.
But I can’t.
I realize now that it’s easy to tell the difference between a real problem and
an imaginary one.
It’s just the terror of facing the truth that’s hard.”
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Cursed
disappear from your life forever.”
“Thanks. I’ll be sure to do that.”
And I know:
1. This is almost the same conversation I’ve had with myself many times
before.
2. Gordon’s only trying to help.
But it doesn’t matter.
I:
1. Say, “See you later.”
2. Step outside.
3. Close the door.
I don’t want to, really. I want to go back inside and believe Gordon’s words,
like a child believing in a fairy tale, and I want to escape this nightmare forever.
But I can’t.
I realize now that it’s easy to tell the difference between a real problem and
an imaginary one.
It’s just the terror of facing the truth that’s hard.”
― Jeremy C. Shipp, Cursed
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Hey Jeremy, thanks for the friend add. I just have one question, which book should I start with?
Thanks and talk to you soon!
Thanks for the friend add Jeremy. Love the title to your upcoming book.
It sounds very relatable. I look forward to it :)
Hi Jeremy, stopped by to see what's new on your page. Have a great week.Blessings CJ

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Hello, Jeremy.My new book, The 9 Ghosts of Samen's Bane, is available now at amazon.com and target.com. Have a great day.
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And I am very happy that you continue to produce such fun and wonderful stories for everyone to read! thank you!
HAPPY NEW YEAR - 1388TO ALL MY FRIEND'S (specially my Persian friends)
with the best regards for you
نوروز باستانی نوید دهنده بهار زندگانی بر همگان فرخنده باد
هر روزتان نوروز ؛ نوروزتان پیروز
بهار 1388
How do you know that you are in the year 2008?چه جوری میفهمی که الان در سال 2008 هستی؟؟
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1) You find out that your family that is not more than 3 people have 4 or 5 mobile telephone numbers.
یهو نگاه میکنی میبینی خانواده ات که 3 نفر بیشتر نیستن ؛ 4 یا 5 خط موبایل دارن
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2) You send an Email to a work colleague even though he/she is sitting at a desk right next to yours.
واسه همکارت ایمیل میفرستی در حالی که میز بغل دستی تو نشسته
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3) Your relationship with family members and friends that have no Email gets worse and you hardly contact them.
رابطه ات با اقوام و دوستانی که آدرس ایمیل ندارن رو به وخامت میره و تو به سختی میتونی باهاشون ارتباط داشته باشی
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4) You park your car outside your house then use your mobile to phone the house to ask for assistance with carrying the shopping in.
شما ماشینتون رو جلوی خونه تون پارک میکنین ..بعدش موبایلتون رو در میارین و به خونه زنگ میزنین که بیان کمک و چیزایی که خریدین رو از ماشین پیاده کنن .
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5) Every TV advert has an internet address at the bottom of the screen..
هر آگهی تلویزیونی یه آدرس اینترنتی هم زیرش داره
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6) Leaving the house without taking your mobile phone with you makes you really stress and rush back to pick it up even though you managed to live without one for 20 or 30 years of your life.
وقتی خونه رو بدون همراه داشتن موبایلتون ترک میکنین باعث میشه استرس تمام وجودتون رو بگیره و دوباره با عجله برگردین خونه تا ورش دارین در حالی که قبلا بدون موبایل 20-30 سال از عمرتون رو گذروندین و بدون هیچ مشکلی
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8) As soon as you wake up in the morning you check the internet even before you have your coffee.
صبحها قبل از خوردن چایی و قهوه تون تا بلند میشین اولین کاری که میکنین سر زدن به اینترنت هست
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9) You are now reading this, smiling and shaking your head.
شما الان در حالی که این ایمیل رو میخونین سرتون رو تکون میدین و لبخند میزنین ...
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10) You are so busy reading this that you didn’t even notice that this list has no number 7.
و این قدر سرگرم خوندن این ایمیل بودین که حتی توجه نکردین که این لیست شماره 7 نداشت ..
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11) You went back up to check that there is no number 7.
شما دوباره برگشتین تا چک کنین که شماره 7 رو داشته یا نه؟
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12) I am sure if you scrolled up that you will find number 7, its just that you didn’t notice it.
و من مطمئنم که اگه شما دوباره به بالا برگردین حتما شماره 7 رو پیدا میکنین ...این مال اینه که شما بهش توجه نکردین
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13) You scrolled up again but you did not find number 7. I am making fun of you of course, this goes to show that you have no trust in yourself and that you believe anything said to you.
شما دوباره بر میگردین بالا ولی باز هم شماره 7 رو پیدا نمیکنین .. البته که من با شما شوخی کردم و این نشون میده که شما به خودتون هم اعتماد نمیکنین و هرچی بقیه بگن باور میکنین
Hi Jeremy. I came across your book, Vacation, through Logan Graf. It was mentioned as recommended reading and I have yet to read anything that he recommends that isn't smart and well written. I will be ordering it soon on Amazon and look forward to reading it.
Jeremy, I'd read pretty much anything you write...which is why I momentarily got lost in your humorous updates. I hadn't been on this site for awhile, but decided to stop in to see what's new.Vacation=brilliant
Sheep and wolves looks the same.
Hey Jeremy:I read SHEEP AND WOLVES yesterday and was very impressed. Some great stuff there...good luck with it.
Hello Jeremy,Thank you for being my friend. Good fortune on your books.
Please visit these groups when you have a chance: “Happy & Brainy Group” and “To the Glory of Man”.
Have a wonderful day. Best regards.
Have a great weekend! I look forward to being your friend on Goodreads. I just put up a sample of my thriller, Melody on my page. Check it out and vote. I'd love your opinion! Best Wishes!
thank you for accepting me as another friend. so tell me, how do i get to your books? because i really want to read them. thanks. :)xoxo,
dee
Thank you for asking to be my friend. I hope you don't mind me asking, but what inspired you to ask? Just curious...
Anywho, I hope you (and the numorous people whose eyes feast on goodreads often and who might read this) are having a fabulous day.
hey jeremy!i will try 2 read ur book as soon as my mom lets me even get a book with the author's first name bing jeremy (i am 12, she asked me wat i was reading, i showed her, it was paper bag 2 interview, she freaked 4 some reason :( )
Jeremy you sound like a very interesting soul. Thanks for adding me and I am interested in your book.Blessings,
Jeannie
Hi Jeremy,I would love to read your book. But, I don't know if I could find the book in my town's bookstore yet. I'm in Jakarta, Indonesia anyway. I'll tell you if I found it.
Thank you.
Of course, thanks for accepting. Yeah, I have you on myspace. I got to read portions of your short stories online, but I haven't had the chance to pick up your novel. Don't worry, I plan on doing that. By the way, my condolences go out to you.
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i have your book coming in july--ordered ir with a couple other books from goodreads authors, and a book that was a pre-order. so, it will be like xmas in july, when the package arrives!--noran
Howdy partner! how is your writing going?
and Im doing great thanks.
have you been up to much recently?
hi jeremy, it wasn't until last night that i started browsing through your goodreads page and also your website, and i must say, i can't wait to get my hands on your book. sadly though, i haven't found it at some major bookstores in my country. would love to have you send me personally-inscribed copy (maybe you could even draw on it using those too-cute-to-be-true baby head fruit chalk). let me know how we can work that out, kay ;)
God, i am too busy this week...every time is my rush hour....too dizzy... *scream* but it's okay... ^_^










































































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