I Googled The Bible. I wanted to plod through it just for historical reference and actually read it myself - page by page - instead of being "taught" it.
I still haven't quite forced myself to beat that dead horse ( The Bible) just yet, but I've noted Catholic stories, my whole life, so why not read this one?
The Bible itself is the same story, over and over, and over, and over until the dull drum of monotonous repetition, stand up & sit down becomes deafening. Sure there's a bunch of confusing interpretations of this Rap Song about The Man, but it's still the same original song and story interpreted by how the listener sees fit to support their own narrative.
However, this book is a story about the "Business of the Bible". It's wild unto itself... So spoiler alert... Here's my Cliff Notes version. Note: any errors in my train of thought are just because it took a great deal of mental effort and "foggy" reinforcement to force myself to continue on with this dreadful story of the story. ...so here's my recap spoken "out loud" to my Word Processor from my memory as if I were just discussing this story out loud with a friend and pasted therewith below:
"Moses had a story, and he told his story in the language of verbal speech. That story continued for many, many generations. And was subsequently written. It was written in the first language and told for many generations. And then? A new story. Based upon the old. But created with a new future and the new version. Was started in another language. But that story was set in a time in 40 years in the past from the initial writer. That story was told for many, many generations in another language. Till in the 16th century. It started to form into words, written speech that we recognized today. The language continued to be spoken aloud. Until the formalized printing of the Gutenberg Bible. The initial. Spoken word. Was spoken in a manner such as Shakespeare wrote. In iambic pentameter, stories were told as if they were spoken aloud until writing existed. Up until the end of the 18th century. Books were written. Books. Were read aloud from the written page. That led to the development of places. Where people then internalize the spoken word. Shakespeare is meant to be spoken out loud. Up until the end of the 18th century. Most people spoke multiple languages that were analyzing the written word of the Bible. For them, interpretation, nuance, and culture were reflected to present multiple stories, multiple tones. The story then changed. It went from the Jews to the Catholic Church, two businesses competing, and then its third business entered the arena. It was the Anglican Church third business competing, Same story base, but selling its’ merchandise and marketing in a different manner. Now it had a different revenue stream, three groups. The English Church, as we know the written word as it was, developed with the King James Version of the Bible. Subsequently transferred that written word to the American Bible Society, where it changed. The story had the same basis, but different retail versions open with different marketing programs. The Mormon Church. The Anglicans, the US, the American Church, all of those faiths stem off as different retail branches of the same original business. The booksellers were the business. The business was that of the Jews who started it. Anything non religious was. Strictly against the business."
My 'Summary" above is part of a stream of thought spoken aloud and text generated. However, this example of how my word processor tries to accurately convey my speech and grammar while I speak is interesting. Can you really hear the tone of my spoken voice. Do I sound like an intellectual calmly assessing a situation? Or perhaps do I sound like a manic individual on the telephone? Or ultimately, do you hear the Grateful Dead music in the background? And does my voice sound like a version of Cheech and Chong in a car filled with smoke? Nuance is a tremendous thing that contributes. Unfathomably. To the story. And I write and speak as if I am speaking aloud. The word processor is actually setting the grammar. The tone. And the style. Good book. A must read for business.