Short Stories comprised of Long Sentences. At first I was afraid this would be awfully dull, but as I ventured further into the collection, I found several stories that intrigued me. My personal favorites in this volume include: Nebraska, The Spot, Reading Chekhov and Facts Toward Understanding the Spontaneous Human Combustion of Errol McGee.
The reader must be in the right mindset in order perceive the gems of this collection.
Favorite Passages:
The Knocking
Go to it, old boy! I'm sure I said. Get into it! Pound away! The age of the handy task is waning. We're in the twilight of the age of knocking, I'm sure I said. The great tradition is on the way out, I'm sure I said, I think, because he was going full bore with a terrifying, frenetic effort, pinpointing the sound with a steady, ecstatic perfection.
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His was the work of a man on the edge of madness.
A River in Egypt
"So the trick to fostering believability lies in tweaking the extremely fine fissure between the known present and the unknowable future. If it's tweaked correctly, even years from now an audience will ignore the errors and focus only on the viable world that had once really existed, and still exists, in all human interaction."
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This was a cry that rent open the universe and, in doing so, peeled back and exposed some soft, vulnerable tissue in Cavanaugh's brain.
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Not because I'm absolutely certain that you struck the child but because I'm not certain, and if I don't do it and further harm comes to this boy I'll never forgive myself and I'll sit forever down in my own particular hell.
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The streets in White Plains were always dusty and forlorn, and somehow reminded him of a Western town just before a shootout; folks were hidden away, peeking out in anticipation of violence.
Nebraska
Where else to begin but beneath the dining room table, where she's hiding, dazed and alone, tormented by fear and loneliness, lost to time (it seems), most certainly to be forgotten? The annals of history won't record this lonely moment while the house cracks in the heat, aches high up in the rafters, snaps along the joists; the genuine linoleum in the kitchen glistens oily to the touch, the trees and grass away in the wind off the river and she hunches down beneath the table, where she at least feels safe, listening to the wind as it lifts through the trees to make a hushed sound and then depletes itself so that a dog's bark, husky and dry, can arrive from far off, and then even farther away a soft hooting sound - someone calling - and then another dog, given a sharper, more precise bark while she examines her knees, worn to white threads, and then extends her legs and says aloud as she touches her shins and ankles, You've got good long legs, fine, fine legs. She leans back and looks at the underside of the table, the battered legs and feet (Who left this grand artifact here?), and then, looking up, sees the words GRAND RAPIDS stenciled on the underside of one of the leaves.
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How much despair is inherent in lifeblood, to put a name to it and yet to avoid speaking of it; they were that deep underground - and the underground was ethereal, nonexistent, and supplanted by their own hopes. It was all vainglory. It was all desire to overcome some inner chink in the armor - or so they thought. Light seemed to seep through the cracks; that's how it felt - as if they were able to read each other's mind. She could look into Byron's face; she could see it in his eyes, his wide brown eyes, nothing like doubt, nothing like that at all, but some immutable glint of fear. It is fear that will destroy us, he hinted: One wrong move and we're doomed, and so when we approach, it must be with the utmost certainty and firm-footedness, not a bit of room to spare, not an inch one way or another.
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You see, at night there were ghostly casts of light in the sky that killed the stars, he said. There were the appearances of strange flying craft that devoured the migrating birds and cut holes across the heavens, rending them apart so you could see the guts of the universe. So in protest we lay in the road and let the police drag the women into the culvert and the men, who gave no struggle, away into the system of justice you've created. You see, man, the sky was weeping and strange, and it was sorrowful and purple, like that bruise there on your head. So now the universe is a fucking mess.
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. . . all frozen there for a moment in the fear and agony until there is the flash of muzzle fire and then - in what seems to be a modulated time/space, not slow motion but rather something else, a kind of compact glimmering shimmer of movement -
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. . . like a leaf in the wind, crumpling over himself.
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. . . into some congruence with the natural world, the everlasting world that would eternally outlast these stupid sinning willful men who were dying by the own clock.
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. . . in the morning if she saw some kind of new light from the window, sifting down through the motes of dust, she might go up and out again into a new world, entering with bare feet and walking the dew-wet road down to the river, where maybe if all was right and the world was back into some order she would find a cool cove loaded with myrtle and elderberry, and sit and watch the currents move and the boats far off.
All Wondering
Lets say the beach erodes fifty yards in at the rate of a yard a year, give or take a few. By the time the Atlantic reaches his body - by then nothing but bones, if even that - it won't matter, Carl said. Unless his body works its way up and out, like a seed in reverse.
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. . . like a marionette in the quiet of the off-season, jerked around by invisible strings stretching up to the Holy Father.
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Burn the bastard. Freeze his ass. Shoot him into space. Plunge him into the center of the earth.
The Spot
Jack Dunhill, a.k.a Bone, a.k.a. the Bear, a.k.a Stan Newhope, a.k.a. Winston Leonard, a.k.a Michigan Pete, a.k.a. Bill Dempsey, a.k.a Shan, said Not those waves but that little pucker on the surface out there is where the Cleveland water supply is drawn in, right there, and if you were to dump enough poison on that spot you'd kill the entire city in one sweep. Believe me, I've thought it out. You'd just have to hit right there, he said pointing again, and then he turned to examine her gaze, and in doing so presented his face, weathered from years of picking blueberries and cherries in Michigan, and, after that, a merchant marine gig during Vietnam. You see, the water is unsuspecting until it hits that spot. It has no idea it's gonna be collected, drawn under the streets, cleaned up, and piped into homes. Not a clue. But then it touches that suck, its future vanishes. No chance of becoming a wave after that, no kissing the shore and yearning back out into the lake. Instead, it ends up pooled into a bowl of baby cereal. That's the mystery of chance. One minute you're one thing, the next you're another, and choice had nothing at all to do with it.
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. . . Mansfield john succumbed to the image he had painted: a bright young girl entwined in a skein of sexual confusion, open to just about anything. A girl born out of the loins of Akron, smothered by a father's touch.
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. . . her delicate neckline and the shallow hopelessness of her gaze and the way he'd educated her in how to make use of her flesh to earn funds.
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After that, he'd begun to zero in on a price, speaking to the image he had conjured of a somewhat dainty man in neat trousers, with the kind of studied, dreamy comportment you'd expect from a farmer who had gone into the seed business and left fieldwork behind for good; there was a hint of yokel in the Mansfield john's voice, a bit of hick around his tongue tempered by churchgoing and Sunday-school teaching. Yes, there was most certainly some Bible study in the formality of his elocutions, and there was fear in the amplitude of his voice - just loud enough to sound natural. In the phone booth, Shank imagined Mansfield as a man with neat hair, parted clean on the left-hand side, held with a shellac of brilliantine, cut tight above the ears. His wife would be in the family room watching television, aware of her husband in the kitchen, maybe even listening in on his side of the conversation, which to her would seem naturally cryptic because he often made deals on the phone, talking about seed prices,, the best hybrids to plant, the way to intercrop carrots with corn. With this in mind, Shank took care when the dickering began and told Mansfield, Just say soy if you're going to bid lower on Meg, and alfalfa if we hit the magic number. Eventually the john said, softly, Yes, alfalfa is the way to go because it's a versatile crop, alfalfa will do just fine in your soil if you're lucky with the weather.
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. . . she'll think about how it would feel to be devoured by darkness and then spat out somewhere, startled and renewed, fresh and tight from a spigot into a bucket or out onto a lush lawn somewhere pleasant -
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Give me the nitty-gritty, he said. Give me the sick parts that this country ain't ready for, the bits folks would never believe. . . .
Well, she said, his teeth popped out during the fight. His bridge, I guess you'd call it, the four front ones, and when I was done I popped them into my mouth and said, What's up doc?
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Guys who hallucinated burger joints, strip clubs, and billboards behind their eyelids.
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Do I feel the guilt that comes from that? I certainly do. Do I live each day pondering it? I certainly do. Do I lament the way history chewed my best buddies up? I certainly do. Do I wonder at the great forlorn gravity of the way things went in the past? I most certainly do. Do I spend my days in a state of total lament? I certainly do. Do I tell the same old threadbare stories over and over as a way to placate the pain that is stuck between my rib bones? I do indeed. Am I just another lost sixties soul who dropped one tab too many and can't extricate myself from a high? I certainly am.
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You went in and smoked some hash and listened for the spirits to call. And they did call, man. Those spirits came in all forms and sizes and said things you'd never forget, at least not for a while.
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Timing is everything when it comes to the work of baptism. One wrong move and God enters the world at a weird angle.
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I can't account for her spirit, but her body sung in wide windmill loops as it was drawn downstream . . .
Reading Chekhov
Adultery is multifaceted, he said. It's shapeless but at the same time has a rudimentary figure, like a snowflake . . .
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The sun came through the gate and then the embroidered curtains he brought back from Spain, spreading a lattice across her body that he traced with his fingers, from her belly - with its cesarean scar - to her chin.
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The brutal way the trains heaved to a stop, out of sight but not out of earshot - the clandestine sensation of secreting some part of his life away.
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They made love in his apartment most afternoons, one way or another, during lunch.
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They read "The Lady with the Pet Dog" together, in the grass in the park, lying on a blanket, while across the street, near Grant's Tomb, a boy lifted a pit bull up by a stick to strengthen its jaw.
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I'd come to Lincoln Center some night, he said, when you're with your husband, and watch you two listening to the symphony. I'd meet you at the fountain during the intermission and we'd steal away.
No, we'd meet just as we're meeting now. Except it would go on forever. The story would end and then it would just keep going, the way this one does. That's what it's about. It would keep going onward, like the light from a star.
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The point where lust and love meet, where one ends and the other begins: the innate sincerity buried in the act of betrayal. The way it revealed the vestiges of her home to her, so that upon her return she saw everything, the pebbles in the driveway a buttermilk color, the old shingles smeared with moss, the clapboards lifting away from their nails, the yard wide and grand all the way down to the water's edge, the light in her daughter's room through the curtains . . .
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I want to kiss you on the riverbank, to implicate you into my existence . . .
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At the lookout off the Palisades Parkway, in her car, the lights of the Bronx Milky Way of stars quivering in the Indian summer heat . . .
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As she left her office, the thin black skirt she wore was overcharged with static. She sprayed it and felt it lift away, but by the time she was back on the street it was recharged, clinging in wavelets to her thighs, riding along her crotch, sliding up with each step as she climbed the stairs to his apartment, where, in the wintry afternoon light, she stood before him and marched, letting the hem rise up and up her thighs until he was on his knees, clutching her waistband by the elastic.
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It was that simple, in some ways, the wonder of the affair, the sense of lines that were drawn and redrawn: to have demarcations so clear and perfect, like lines on a map, not the regions and countries gut the everlasting longitudes and latitudes; that part she retained when all else was gone.
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When you argue about your own story, she explained, well, that's the end of things.
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A fetid, oily smell emerged from beneath the cast: sweat, dead skin, and dirt. Afternoons, she lay on a divan in the back room and read Tolstoy.
The way bone heals, calcifying and thickening and becoming stronger. The knob of new bone you can feel against the skin. The elation of the cast being removed, the saw touching the skin but not cutting, the sudden sensation of freedom.
Summer was deep and warm. Behind them the office building, with its reflective glass, collected and cubed the vista. The great terminus of parting; the deep, elegiac tragedy of it.
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The dry silence of a late Friday in early July.
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Ginkgo nuts fell early from trees along Claremont Avenue - the drought had urged the season forward - and a man collected them in a cloth sack, working slowly in the heat, plucking them up one at a time.
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I looked at her back, the bones of her back, and they were, well, they reminded me of the bones of a sardine. You could chew and swallow them and not even notice.
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There was deliberation at the deepest level, even in the falling away, the parting, the bitterness. There was an inelegance. No matter how fanciful and wild, no matter how impulsive, in retrospect it had stood within the fact of the marriage itself. Still, she beheld a certain dignity in the exactitudes: the smell of cut flowers at a bodega, rubber bands bright red around their stems; the dusky light off Broadway on summer afternoons; the heavy wall along Riverside Park, cool against their calves, as they sat holding hands during lunch, turning now and then to glance down through the trees to the river, which was broken up into shards, a deep blue against the green.
Facts Toward Understanding the Spontaneous Human Combustion of Errol McGee
The Fire
Above his skull, on the ceiling over the chair, a large blister of seared paint had formed. The first fireman on the scene couldn't help himself. He popped it with the tip of his ax.
The Skull
Too neat, the fireman thought, seeing it. Too damn tidy.
Udall's Natural Hair Ointment
One dubious theory has it that intense pressure in the nasal cavities can somehow induce spontaneous combustion.
The American Dream
. . . a pale pink outline of a cocktail glass sputtering epileptically.
The War in Vietnam
As one theory goes: McGee was fascinated by the protest immolation of monks in Vietnam, and had once been overheard saying he could understand the notions that get behind a man when he douses himself with gas to make a point.
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It is not inconceivable - to those who have endured the same kind of grief - that a man, on a hot summer night, reminiscing about his son, would draw up the deep pain of that loss much the way the wick (see "Wick Theory," below) supposedly draws the melted fat, and in doing so might himself become overheated with the fires of melancholy and explode into sorrow-fueled flames.
Gloria
McGee had simply drawn too deeply from the well of memory that evening at the lake, sucked it all eagerly back, so that it stood in a stasis between his body and mind, in that delicate tissue, where it had congealed and fermented into a single spark bright and hot enough to ignite that final, albeit limited, inferno.
The Great Depression
Temperance workers attributed S.H.C. to drink and found a neat way to attach their moral/political agenda to the phenomenon by saying: That's where the drunk burned, lost to the sins of corn whisky, hard cider, boot brandy, bourbon, and ripple, until his body - mercy be to the Lord our host - absorbed too much of the distillate and burst forth in a fire of judgement. Up and down the Dust Bowl countryside, at the bottoms of hopper cars, in the corners of empty reefers you'd find them, bleached white, skulls and feet, the relics of the Lord's Judgement left to remind the living of the necessity for Temperance.
Wick Theory
In one controlled experiment a sedated pig was wound in cotton gauze - wrapped tight, swaddled like a newborn - and then set ablaze to prove the "wick effect." The theory: The fire, fed by the bubbling fat as flames wicked through the cotton, would sustain itself in a concentrated form until the fat and bones were carbonized and the cotton itself burned away and only the head, falling from the flames, would be left with the proverbial pile of ash and some smoke stains on the laboratory ventilation bib. Throughout the experiment, the subject's snout moved up and down, softly nodding.
Early Flame Experience
How these facts connect with the overall mystery of his end remains unclear, although it is often said that beneath any mystery lies another, even deeper one, and some speculate that his abilities around electrical forces and, in turn, the fires they could or might create were connected to the fact that on that summer night, alone in his cottage, he found some neat and tidy final arrangement with the demise he had avoided so easily at a time when his life was moving with such vigor and ease into an ascendancy. So it seems natural to some that all of the avoided fires - the curse of any electrician - would finally come back to haunt him in one singular burst, and in so doing provide his decline with a terminal end.
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