1 star because I'm mad. This story had POTENTIAL. You know that feeling you get when you're about to sneeze and then you just... don't. That's what this book is. An exercise in disappointment from unmet expectations.
Somebody come look at this:
'"Why open your legs to me if you’re going to make me chase you?” It’s so weird hearing him in English. I really didn’t think he had such faculty with language… any language. And I didn’t expect him to be so… sarcastic. I mean, he is rage after all. Snarky wit didn’t seem like it would make it into that package.'
Imagine thinking any part of this dialogue was either witty or sarcastic. Truly acerebral behaviour.
From the GET-GO she's been horny for dude without even knowing him... so annoying. I fully understand thinking someone is stunningly attractive but this? No tension, no push and pull, no thoughts, just insta-lust.
Protagonist doesn't shut the hell up about how he affects her vagina, there's a lot of telling that doesn't lead to any showing. Because the sex isn't even that great either. GODS. He gives her head for like 5 seconds and then it's just raw penis. No foreplay, just d*ck. I expected more, he was portrayed like his d*ck was gonna breathe new life into my lifeless corpse and then...dry doggy-style? I wish death upon you, sir.
Don't even talk to me about the fact that dude WHIPS. HER. Am I supposed to find this sexy? Someone call someone. Someone DO something. Bleach. I need bleach.
It's a very short book, so I understand you can't exactly take your time with how things progress, but there was NO PROGRESSION HERE TO SPEAK OF! I didn't want them to be together because I didn't KNOW THEM and the little I knew made me wish they all died at the end.
The writing isn't overtly BAD, but it does lean towards mediocrity and is often quite cringey, I won't lie to you. Por example:
"And I realize with sudden striking clarity that a human male was never going to be enough for me" this was after he whips her. Get it together, man.
"Somebody was a bad girl last night. I wonder who...Yes, I gave him permission to take you. I didn’t, however, give you permission to be taken.” I'll give my heated fur blanket to someone who can tell me what this means...does that mean he gave them permission to rape or attempt to rape her? When did we stop cutting off oxygen supplies to people like this and start thinking they were cute?
"That’s what it means to be a valkyrie. You don’t submit. You don’t give up. You don’t bend to the will of another. You just… don’t. It doesn’t matter what’s right or wrong, rational or irrational, smart or stupid. I simply cannot give in to this man." And then she rolls over and submits after an extremely pathetic attempt at a "fight" Lord, if you're listening: kill me
This book was steaming hot garbage and I want to speak to a lawyer.