A collection of lessons to live by, this tongue-in-cheek guidebook offers life observations that will amuse fans and newcomers alike:
No former husband or wife really dies
Mothers love all their children equally, even the children they didn't meet until they were adults
Women run the world but spend a lot of time pretending that men do
Everybody has secrets. Everybody else knows them
With your family beside you, you can make a miraculous recovery from a fatal disease. Even if you flat-line on Friday, you'll feel much better on Monday.