What could the following possibly have in common? A spiritualist medium of questionable authenticity, called Patrick; a homosexual clairvoyant bent on proving Patrick a fraud; the clairvoyant’s partner, a priest who also appears to have shady dealings in prostitution; an equivocating schoolteacher who always appears to have homework to grade; a wife-hunting young man who lives in expectation of inheritance from a rich aunt; and the aunt herself, main benefactor to Patrick the spiritualist. Naturally, they are all players in Muriel Spark’s sportive novel, The Bachelors. There is also a menagerie of other characters, all quirky and flawed with self-interest as a prime motivator, yet all battling a variety of personal demons.
Indeed, the only two people who come close to being “normal” are Ronald Bridges and Elsie Forrest, and even then, the former is an epileptic graphologist, the latter a restaurant waitress and a thief! These are only some of the players in Muriel Spark’s rollicking, rollercoaster of a novel. The plot is launched when Patrick, the medium complete with rolled-back eyes and foaming mouth when in a trance, is accused of forgery. Factions quickly line up based on their loyalties: those in the spiritualist circle that believe in Patrick’s innocence, those that believe he is a fraud and a forger and must be brought to justice, and those that favor sitting firmly on the fence as fringe elements.
Ms. Spark enriches the reader’s experience with a number of romantic subplots, but when so many characters are of a superficial, self-centered nature, very little meaning or sympathy can be attached to them. However, this affords the author the opportunity for the wickedest of antics combined with equally mischievous humor as each person selfishly goes after his or her own objectives. It is not long, however, before mischief and wickedness edge towards sinister crime. At one point, it seems as if everyone has something compromising on somebody else. Almost nobody is authentic and transparent.
The climax of The Bachelors is Patrick’s court case, during which plenty of additional drama surfaces along with more dark humor. Will Patrick be convicted or acquitted? If the latter, will he be emboldened to more serious offences, at least one of which is already in the planning pipeline.
Ms. Spark squeezes much into a short novel, most of it via snappy, sparkling dialogue. She also makes readers work—in the best way—to keep the vast cast of characters straight in their minds. Nevertheless, this is a lively, animated tale in the timeless tradition of good versus evil, but one that juxtaposes several other aspects of human behavior: loyalty and betrayal, unconditional love with opportunistic affection, altruism with self-aggrandizement, morality with villainy, and integrity with depravity. All of which makes for a well-written, intelligent, entertaining novel, a signature talent of Ms. Spark’s.